Episode 1: New Island, Same Chris part two.
Major Author's Note: I'm so sorry for getting this new chapter done late and if it turned out trash! But, there is an explanation.
I was celebrating my birthday yesterday and was busy.
Also, something i wanted to address.
This two part chapter is known as 'Episode 1'.
Each episode with an odd number will be a challenge episode and may or may not have a lot of character development.
The next episode will be episode 2. Even numbered episodes will be Day Off episodes, which will have LOTS of character development and relationship building and plot building.
Anyway, on with the show.
All the campers were finally gathered in front of both cabins. One was a moderately nice log cabin. It was definitely a step up from previous seasons. However, it paled in comparison to the one directly across from it. It looked like a fancy hotel! It had a second story like the less-nicer one, but the balcony had a jacuzzi!
All the campers listened up as Chris explained the rules of the season.
"Alrighty campers. Due to numerous pending lawsuits that I'm hoping to get out of, I have decided to provide numerous accomadations to ensure this season will be a mix of hard but easy." Chris started. A chubby and short male intern with black hair and glasses wheeled in a big flat screen monitor. "Thank you, Corey." Chris thanked the intern. Chris pressed a button on a remote. The screen then displayed all the contestants. "Like every season, the challenges will be a mix of elimination challenges and reward challenges. But, in some elimination challenges, two campers will go home at once!" Chris continued. This reveal earned a gasp from all the competitors.
"Double eliminations? That's rough." Jaegar stated with his hands on his face.
"How vill everything be fair enough? Cecilia pondered.
"Glad you asked, Cecilia!" Chris replied. Chris pressed the remote button again and the screen now displayed 3 idols of Chris, Chef, and Corey.
"This season we have THREE idol heads in play! The Chris Idol gives you immunity, so if a teammate votes you out, you'll be safe! The Chef Idol gives you the chance to save someone ELSE from elimination! So if you have a good friend or alliance member about to be eliminated, THEY will be safe. Finally, the Corey Idol: This idol lets you bring back an eliminated cast member back to the game! So, there's three new ways to turn this game on its head! Also the outhouse confessionals have now been replaced by the Make-up confessionals from season two."
All the campers looked awestruck at this new information. "But now, for the teams! This season will be: Boys vs Girls!" Chris announced. The campers all gasped.
"So, without further delay; Arnold, Beardo, Josiah, Jaegar, Archer, Viktor, Dylan, Foster, Ferb, and Chander. You boys with be known as...The Manly Minotaurs!" Chris declared as he showed the team and team logo on the monitor. The team logo was blue and showed a very buff looking minotaur. "Now, the ladies; Amy, Shiloh, Evelyn, Odette, Cecilia, Arsenica, Fleur, Danica, Truly, and Claire! You shall henceforth be known as...The Wonderful Warriors!" Chris delcared further. The team's logo was pink and displayed a female amazonian warrior in a battle stance.
"Now, for the part you've all been waiting for: Our first challenge!" Chris continued.
"Lay it on us, Chris!" Jaegar said with confidence.
"You may have noticed the Spa Hotel. That cabin is for the winners of each challenge. However, I lost the key. Both teams must look on one side of the island each and look for five keys that might unlock it, race back here and try the lock. Winners will get to spend the night in the spa hotel! Losers will have to send someone home. Minotaurs, you take the west side of the island. Warriors get the east. Your challenge starts...now!" Chris announced as the teams raced off in their respective directions.
(Western part of the Island: Team Minotaur)
Team Minotaur was gathered in a clearing and discussing the best tactic to go forward with for the challenge. "Alright! I'm making myself Team Leader!" Jaegar declared proudly. "Uh...no! I'm the leader! I've been living in the wilderness for most of my life!" Foster countered with a stoic yet stern tone.
"How about Archer for leader?" Josiah innocently asked.
*static*
(Confessional: Josiah)
"Do I think that Australian pretty boy would make a good leader? HA! No! i just need to make allies before they crumble before me! I need to act like a good boy to make sure they trust me first."
*static*
(Confessional: Jaegar)
"Foster seems like the kind of guy who MIGHT be a good leader, but I'm from Africa. I know my way around the wilderness."
*static*
(Confessional: Arnold)
"I love these confessionals!" Arnold squealed as he was getting his face powered and his nails painted. A hand off screen presented a fancy looking perfume. "OMG! Shut! UP! You have Queen Latifah's perfume that smells like pie?! Hit me, queen!" Arnold squealed again as he got sprayed with the perfume.
*static*
(Confessionals over)
Viktor stood between Jaegar and Foster. "Viktor shall be leader of team! No questions!" Viktor bellowed out. "Oh yeah? What makes you so qualified?" Jaegar asked with suspicion. Viktor walked over to a nearby tree.
*POW!* * CRACKLE SNAP BREAK*
Viktor PUNCHED the tree! The force and power of his punch made the tree SPLIT IN HALF!
The Minotaurs were left in awe. "All in favor of Viktor for leader?" Josiah asked as he raised his hand. "AYE!" The others shouted in unison.
"Viktor wants everyone to divide in pairs of two and split up." Viktor ordered. "Let's go!" Viktor shouted as everyone got a partner and split up.
*flash transistion*
(Chander and Ferb)
Ferb and Chander are seen looking through some bushes to try and find a key. "No luck finding any keys on my end. How about you, Chander?" Ferb asked.
No repsonse.
"Chander?" Ferb called out.
No response again. Ferb looked around but couldn't find his partner. "Chander, dude, where are you?" Ferb called out again with panic.
"Ferrrrbussssonn..." a hushed voice called out. "I see you..."
"Who's there? Show yourself! Wherever you are!" Ferb shouted in fright.
"Don't worry...i'm...right.
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HERE!" the voiced bellowed out as a person leaped from a tree.
Ferb was scared and immediately slapped the person across the face!
It was CHANDER!
"Chander, you dick! You gave me a heart attack!" Ferb shouted at the prankster as he was rubbing his stinging cheek.
"Sorry dude, but I'm a prankster! It what I do! HAHAHAHA!" Chander cackled
"By The Way, i found a key. Let's go see if it works." Chander added as he walked off.
Ferb groaned and facepalmed.
*static*
(Confessional: Ferb)
"Chander is getting on my nerves already. I would plan to have him kicked off if we lose today...buuut, his pranking skills could be useful. But we shall see." Ferb monologued.
*static
(confessional end)
*flash transition*
(Wonderful Warriors)
The wonderful Warriors have decided to work as a group to find the keys. The managed to find four out of five already, now they just needed one more.
"Alright Warriors. Let's do a quick headcount before we find the last key. I don't want any of us getting separated." Odette declared. "Danica, take roll call." Odette told her teammate.
"If I call your name say 'here'. Arsenica?"
"Here."
"Cecilia?"
"Bonjour!"
"Claire?"
"Right here."
"Shiloh?
Nothing.
"Shiloh?"
Nothing.
"Ok, where's Shiloh?" Danica asked.
"Which one is she again?" Truly asked.
"I believe she is the tiny russian girl." Fleur remarked.
"Amy, can you go find her please?" Odette asked politely.
"Ugh. Fine. If that loser is being lazy, then she's going home first!" Amy rudely declared as she sprinted off to find her teammate.
"Wow. What a bitch." Claire remarked.
"Watch your language. The Lord can hear you." Evelyn reprimanded while Claire rolled her eyes.
*flash transition*
Amy is in a smaller clearing. She notices someone digging around in a tree log. It was Shiloh. "There you are, you loser! What are you doing out here?" Amy barked. "Trying to find the final key. Also, I'm not a loser." Shiloh retorted. "Oh yes you are a loser. You know what? Since my loser twin sister isn't here, from now on: you are my new loser sister!" Amy declared. "No." Shiloh stated calmly. "You WILL be my temporary sister! I NEED someone to know their place! And their place is BENEATH ME!" Amy barked. "Now c'mon. Lets get back to the group." Amy said as she turned and walked away.
Shiloh walked behind her and pulled something out of her pocket and put it into Amy's skirt pocket. Shiloh smiled a devilish smile.
*flash transition*
(Elimination Area: Josiah and Archer)
"I still can't believe that I'm in Canada after being in America for a short while! It's amazing!" Archer exclaimed as he and Josiah were searching for the last key. "Yeah, it's great." Josiah said as he tried to act chipper but it was clear he was being annoyed. Josiah then saw the Cannon of Shame. The means of elimination for this season. Josiah then hatched an evil plan.
"Hey, Archer. Should we look by the Cannon? Chris probably hid one by there." Josiah suggested.
"Sounds good to me, mate." Archer agreed.
Both boys ran over to the cannon. "Ok, you look inside the cannon and i'll look on the ground around the outside. "Why would Chris put the key to the spa hotel inside the cannon?" the Aussie inquired. "Because he's Chris McLean." Josiah stated. "Yeah, fair enough." Archer couldn't help but agree. Archer climbed inside the cannon. unaware of what Josiah had planned. There was a launch button on the outside of the cannon. "Oi, Josiah. It's dark and cramped in here. I can't see anything!" Archer shouted from inside the device. "Archer! I was on the ground searching and I found the key!" Josiah lied. "Smashing! Now, get off the ground and help me out of here!" Archer called to him. "Oh, i'll help you out of there. I'll help you right NOW!" Josiah remarked.
*boop* Josiah had pressed the LAUNCH button!
*BOOOOOOMMMMM!*
"AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Archer yelled as he was sent flying to parts unknown.
"Hehehe. One down and eighteen to go!" Josiah said to himself.
*static*
(Confessional: Josiah)
"Statistically speaking, Josiah is most likely dead. Travelling at that speed, velocity and height could send them to their deaths depending on what they hit. If it's something solid, like a building, then he dies of brain hemorraging. If he just hits the water, then he will TRY to swim back but most likely get tired and drown. But I must say, not bad for my first murder!" Josiah monologued with a sinister tone.
*static*
(end confessional)
Josiah pulled out the last key from his shirt pocket. He had really found it by the bonfire pit. The other members of Team Minotaur came rushing to Josiah. "What was that noise? And where's Archer?" Dylan asked. Josiah's voice started breaking. "It's horrible! Archie suggested we look for the key by the cannon. He told me to look outside it while he looked on the inside! I got the key and as I was using the cannon to help myself up, i accidentally pressed the launch button and now he's gone!" Josiah explained as he started 'crying'.
*static*
(Confessional: Josiah)
"I've always been a great actor. I do local productions of famous plays whenever I get the chance. By using my acting skills, I can trick those buffoons into falling victim to my plan! HAHAHA!" Josiah explained as he cackled.
*static*
(Confessional: Viktor)
"Viktor does not believe tiny nerd. However, Nerd is tiny and weak. He probably make up for it in genius. He planned this. But Viktor shall keep that to Viktor." Viktor stated.
*static*
(Confessional end)
"No time to feel sorry for yourself! Let's get to the Spa Hotel and unlock it!" Dylan exclaimed. The whole team started running and making their way to the Spa Hotel.
*Flash transition*
(Wonderful Warriors)
Amy and Shiloh reunited with their team.
"There you girls are. I was starting to get worried." Evelyn stated.
"Shiloh, did you manage to find the last key?" Odette asked.
"Sorry, but no dice." she lied.
"Looks like we'll just have to hope that one of our four keys work unlock it before the boys do." Claire suggested. "C'mon, let's go." she added as the Warriors made their way to the Spa Hotel.
*flash transition*
(Manly Minotaurs)
The Manly Minotaurs are quickly making their way to the campground.
*trip* *THUD*
Ferb tripped over something and landed face first into the ground.
"Ow!" Ferb groaned as he looked over what tripped him. It was something wooden poking out of the ground. "Huh? What do we have here?" Ferb mused to himself.
*dig dig dig*
It was the Chris Idol! "Oooh. How lucky for me!" Ferb said to himself. He stashed the idol in his big pocket and dashed to catch up with his team.
*static*
(confessional: Ferb)
Now, you lot at home might be thinking: how is it possible that I found the Chris Idol already? My guess is luck. I have no real use for it now, but I'll hang onto it for the time being." Ferb explained."
*static*
(confessional end)
*flash transition*
(Campground: All)
"Alright campers, give me all your keys so that we can see if they will unlock your victory. Warriors, it's to my understanding you only found 4 of 5 keys. Better say your prayers."
"Let's start with the Warriors." Chris announced. All the girls had their fingers crossed as Chris tried each key.
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"Y'know, to make things more suspenseful, let's switch over to the Minotaurs. Just for views!" Chris said in a cruel and teasing way. Now the Minotaurs held their breath.
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"Campers...each team has one key left. If the Warriors unlock it...they win. If they don't...then we try the Minotaurs and I'm certain the have the right key." Chris announced with suspense.
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All the Warriors exhaled in defeat.
"Alright Minotaurs. Now for your key." Chris stated.
Sure enough, The Minotaurs unlocked the door!
"And the Manly Minotaurs win!" Chris annouced as the Minotaurs celebrated.
"Wait...hold on! Where's Archer?" Chris asked with suspicion.
"Oh...uh...Archer is..." Dylan started to say.
"Right here." said a familiar Aussie voice. It was Archer...who was soaking wet.
"But you were shot out of the cannon! How'd you make it back?" Chander asked.
"He was WHAT?!" Chris shouted.
"Well, after Josiah accidentally shot me out of the cannon while I was looking for the key, I landed about 30 miles from here in the ocean. But thanks to me being a gold medal swimming champion, I made it back here in no time!" Archer explained happily.
"That's...greeeeaaattttt." Josiah lied with a fake happy grin.
*static*
(Confessional: Josiah)
"(series of assorted censored bad words)"
*static*
(confessional end)
"The Minotaurs get immunity. Warriors must decide who to eliminate." Chris explained.
"This is all your fault, Shi-loser! You couldn't find the dumb key!" Amy snarled.
"You mean THIS key?!" Shiloh snapped back as she reached into Amy's skirt pocket and pulled out the final key her team needed.
"GASP!" The whole warriors team sans Shiloh gasped in shock.
"Amy, you little witch! You hid the key this whole time?!" Odette yelled out.
"I saw her take it! She hid it from us to make sure we lost so she could pin it on me and vote me out!" Shiloh lied.
"That's not true!" Amy argued.
"The proof is right here, Amy." Odette yelled.
"I'll let you girls settle things. Men, follow me inside your new digs." Chris exclaimed.
*flash transition*
(Elimination ceremony at night)
All the Warriors are gathered at the bonfire. Everyone on the team is glaring at Amy. Shiloh is actually looking at her with a satisfied smirk.
Chris help up a plate of marshmallows.
"Wonderful Warriors. You lost and now you must lose a teammate. I have 9 marshmallows. If I do not throw you a marshmallow, you are eliminated and can't come back. Well, unless someone uses the Corey Idol, but what are the odds of the happening this early?" Chris explained.
"The following campers are safe:
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Danica." Chris called out as he threw the marshmallows.
All the girls that were safe had smiles on their faces as they knew who was going home.
"Shiloh, you are on the chopping block because Amy doesn't like you for some reason. Amy, you are on the chopping block for costing your team the win." Chris stated.
"The person who must leave the competition immedialtely is.
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Amy!" Chris announced as he threw Shiloh the last marshmallow.
"But I was framed!" Amy tried to reason.
"Even if you were, you were still a bitch." Danica told her.
Chef loaded Amy into the cannon.
"So long, Amy." Chris told her.
*BOOOOM*
The cannon shot Amy into the night's sky.
"What a start to our first episode. Join us next time for more thrills on Total
Drama
Pahkitew Island 2!" Chris announced as the episode ended.