Fan fiction disclaimer: I do not own Monster Musume no Iru Nichijou or any of their properties. Monster Musume is Written and illustrated by Okayado, published by Tokuma shoten, Seven Seas, Lerche, Seva, and licensed by Sentai Filmworks I only own my original characters. This is a non-profit, fan-based, work of fiction. Please support the official release.

Author's note: Okay, so this isn't really a story meant for younger readers, nor is it going to be a grand adventure. If any of you are familiar with 'Monster Musume no Iru Nichijou' then you know what you're in for. This is basically a simple man's life story... Except... There are monster girls everywhere.

Notice: The story isn't rated M for cautionary purposes. This material is graphic and explicit. No, this isn't primarily a smut fic, but I'm trying to replicate the original manga's and anime's general tone (light hearted and sexually tense). Monster Musume is a seinen series so it's meant for young adults (16 - 24 in Japan). Use proper judgment before continuing from here. You've been warned.

P.S: To all those whom are invested in reading this fic: I've specified this on my Star Wars story, but I needed to make sure it was seen here too. Currently I'm in college, work weekends, and only write when I have a lot of free time. Updates will be irregular, but I prefer to only upload with about ten pages minimum, so chapters will at least have a quality amount of content to go though. I thank you for your understanding and please enjoy.

Anthony was lying against the tub wall, the steam helping him clear his mind. "I should be used to this by now" he thought to himself. "The girls can be a bit frisky, but this morning seemed rather intense." Looking towards the ceiling in puzzlement his eyes widened. "I should take note of when the next full moon is."

Anthony looked back at the clock. He rose from the water and exited the tub while grabbing his towel. "Well, that was a nice reprieve while it lasted" he said while drying himself.

Meanwhile, in the Kitchen, Belladonna and Roxanne were preparing breakfast. Both girls had gotten dressed in some form fitting casual wear. Roxanne was wearing basic blue jeans that she could place her tails through and a fresh tee shirt. Belladonna was wearing some black jeans and a red short sleeve shirt.

Reaching into the cabinets underneath the table Belladonna pulled out a pan that was two feet in diameter. She placed the over sized pan on the stove and ignited the flames beneath it before reaching into the cabinets above to get some oil. At the same time, Roxanne was pulling some eggs and vegetables out of the fridge on the other side of the kitchen. Moving towards the table,ingredients in hand, she noticed a bag of rice sitting against the wall. "Bell, did you already start the rice cooker?" she asked while setting down the food. Belladonna quickly responded "Yeah. It should be done shortly."

The two girls moved quickly and gracefully around each other as they worked. Both made every step deliberate as they prepped their respective stations. Belladonna opened the windows and turned on a fan before moving towards the vegetables and pulling out a knife. It wasn't anything fancy, a few carrots, celery, and pre-sliced potatoes, but she took pride in her craft. Every cut was decisive and careful.

Roxanne was working on breaking a dozen eggs and placing them into a big metal bowl. She quickly mixed the whites and yolks into a thin yellow slime before adding some black pepper and salt. She handed the eggs to Belladonna, whom added her minced vegetables to the the mix, and the rice cooker finally went off. With plenty of space to spare, Roxanne dumped the rice into the bowl and began stirring. The gelatinous mass became a thick yellow paste and she handed it over to Belladonna. "Alright Bell, it's all you from here. I'm going to set the table." Belladonna responded with a "Got it" as she poured the contents into the pan.

Roxanne grabbed five plates from the cupboards and set them at the table's edges. Four of the plates were spread evenly on the table's sides while one was placed at the head. After placing a fork and napkin at each plate she leaned into the hall way and yelled loud enough for the whole house to hear. "Breakfast is ready everyone!"

Liru and Vixxy opened their doors and bolted to the table. Both girls had gotten dressed in some blue jeans and tee shirts. Liru's shirt was a tad torn around the mid rift and Vixxy's jeans had been cut at the knees.

While they took their seats across from each other at the table Anthony had lazily walked in and grabbed a remote off the living room couch. He turned on the television and changed the channel to a local news station. After adjusting the volume he threw the remote down and moved into the kitchen to brew some coffee. "Is anyone else going to want coffee?" he asked while placing grounds into the machine.

Roxanne raised her hand. "Love, can you put some cream and sugar in mine, please?" Anthony nodded and pulled out some mugs as the machine began dispensing. Belladonna turned off the stove and heaved the pan onto the table. Liru was starting to slobber at the site and Vixxy's ears were twitching erratically.

Anthony handed Roxanne her coffee before settling into his seat at the table head. Belladonna finally took her seat and everyone dug in. Vixxy and Roxanne took a rather small helping while Liru and Belladonna took the most. Anthony waited for the others to grab their portions before he took what was left.

Anthony took a bite before addressing belladonna. "Thanks Bell, this was very thoughtful." Belladonna shook her head. "No, it wasn't just me. Roxanne helped a lot with preparation." Taking note, Anthony nodded and addressed Roxanne. "In that case. Thank you as well Roxanne." Roxanne gave a bright smile and wagged her tails. "I'm glad you like it, but Bell did most of the work."

Everyone stopped eating as the news returned from commercial. The anchors welcomed the audience back to the station before announcing their headlines of the day. "Good afternoon Everyone. Breaking news. Congress has motioned to pass a bill to legalize marriage between humans and non-human species." The girls went rigid at the anchor's last words. "That being said, data is still be collected from several case studies on the matter. While most of it shows promise of not only full integration, but successful and sustained unions, officials on the matter still wish to remain cautious."

Anthony looked on questioningly. 'Okay' he thought to himself. 'Someone's considering amending laws, but what kind of time frame are we looking at? Specifically, what kind of data are they collecting?'

Vixxy noticed the deep thought Anthony was in. "Dear, are you okay? You seem a bit distant." Anthony shook his head. "Yeah, I'm fine. Just a few questions I wish they'd answer. Liru tilted her head while looking towards Anthony. "Master, they're already trying to pass a bill to allow marriage between our species. What more could we possibly need to know?" Anthony nodded slowly. He understood where Liru's confusion was coming from. "Well, Liru, it would be nice to know how long we'd have to wait for that bill to be passed. That's assuming the bill get's passed at all. And don't forget we don't know what the study parameters are or what they're looking for specifically. For all we know, this entire bill could end up being a wash."

Liru's ears and tail lowered as she looked back towards her food, the weight of the situation crashing down on her. Anthony sighed. He didn't like upsetting the girls, but sometimes their naivety got the better of them. "I'm sorry Liru. The news is nice, but so much wasn't discussed here."

Everyone sat in silence. Roxanne was holding one of her tails tightly to her chest, Vixxy and Belladonna were playing with their food, and Liru continued to sit with her head lowered.

Belladonna looked up from her food towards Anthony. "Hon... How long could it take for these laws to be made?" He shook his head. "Bell, I'm not gonna lie to you. This could take years to get passed." Belladonna frowned. "Well... At least we're allowed to get married" she said with a slight smile. Anthony sheepishly grinned in return. "Yeah. No kidding. I Can't help but feel like we're being used, though."

The rain was pattering loudly outside. Everyone dumped their dishes in the sink. While the girls moved into the living room Anthony began cleaning. He sighed heavily as

many thoughts ran through his head. 'What am I supposed to do? How does somebody just "choose" a wife? Is that even fair to them? Urgh! This would be so much easier if they weren't all in competition with each other. Each of them have their reasons for trying to marry me, but how can I reject them? We've built our own family and this could tear us apart. Why would the agents put us through this? Maybe I should just leave? No that would be a terrible idea.'

Anthony put the pan on the counter to dry. 'Liru was the first one I met. If the others hadn't come along then the decision would've been easy to make. Vixxy arrived a month after Liru. She's always been... Playful. Sometimes I wonder if she wants to just stir up trouble rather than actually get married. Belladonna came in the same week. She feels more like a sister really. Our interactions are much less heated than with the others. Finally, there's Roxanne. She was the last one to arrive. She was smitten the first time she saw me. She's so shy and timid, but underneath it all is a seductive closet perv. She's worse than Vixxy if no one is around.

Anthony placed the finished dishes in the washer and sat with the girls, who were all watching some drama flick. Vixxy and Liru were lying on the couches while Belladonna sat on one of the armrests and Roxanne was splayed out on the floor. "Which one is this?" Anthony asked as he stepped on the carpet. Liru clicked on the guide before responding. "This says it's called 'Twilight'." Anthony quickly shook his head and made a motion with his hand as if saying 'cut it'. "I ain't watching that. I made the mistake of giving it a chance when I was young and I regretted it ever since." Liru looked at him questioningly. "Is it really that bad?" Anthony shrugged. "I personally didn't like it, but that's just my opinion. You might like how werewolves are represented though." Liru looked back towards the screen, puzzled at his words. Her eyes seemed to nearly go red as she threw the remote across the room and stood up to rant upon seeing a character turn into a giant wolf. "We don't transform damn it! Who wrote this thing? I'll show them what a real werewolf looks like! This is unforgivable!"

Anthony quickly grabbed the remote and changed the channel to some movie about time travel. Vixxy tried to calm her down and Belladonna was ready to strike her over the head again. Liru started coming down from her angry high and settled back into her seat. Anthony carelessly proceeded with his question. "Better now?" Liru nodded in response.

A knock came from the front door. Everyone shifted their attention to it. Liru started to growl and Anthony rolled his eyes with a sigh. He got up from his spot and yelled "Coming!" as he approached the door. A pale man, slightly taller than Anthony, was standing at the door holding an umbrella and wearing a black suit and sunglasses. "Good morning Mr Ruelli. Or should I call you Anthony?" Anthony waved away his question. "Whichever works best for you Mr Smith." He moved aside offering the coordinator a view into the house. "Care to come in?" Mr Smith nodded and entered the house.

Anthony yelled while closing the door behind them. "It's alright girls. It's Just Mr Smith." Smith entered the kitchen and set his umbrella on the counter. "Good morning everyone." He pulled up a seat from the kitchen and sat with the girls. "I hope you've all been enjoying your integration." All the girls turned away from the TV and looked at Smith.

Vixxy had devious look in her eyes. Shifting her posture, she lied seductively on the couch. Spreading her legs and covering her clothed chest and groin while looking at Smith. "Oh it's going very well, but now might not have been the best time to arrive. It's our daily courting hour now." She looked towards Anthony, "Right, dear?"

Smith looked towards Anthony with a raised brow. Anthony rolled his eyes. "Knock it off Vixxy. Now isn't the time." Vixxy snickered as Smith's glasses started to fall of his face. "Ignore her, Smith. She isn't serious." Smith pushed his glasses back up while clearing his throat. "Well then. We really should get down to the business at hand." Smith looked back towards Anthony with a serious stare. "Mr Ruelli, have you finally decided on who you'd choose to be your wife? I believe the girls have already made their positions clear multiple times, so this last stretch is up to you."

Anthony shook his head. "No, Mr Smith, I haven't decided. I can't bring myself to choose. It wouldn't be fair to them and making them wait like this isn't fair either." The girls looked towards Anthony questioningly. Liru spoke up over the silence. "Isn't there some way we can appease everyone here? It's painful waiting for his decision, but I don't think I could handle being separated from him."

Roxanne stood up and vocalized her concerns. "She's right. I don't want to wait anymore either, but I can't force Anthony to marry me. He has to make that choice." She looked down at her feet, embarrassed of the moved to Roxanne's side and comforted her. "Even though I'd love to have Anthony for myself..." Vixxy paused for a moment before looking Smith in the eye. "I can't just take him from my kin. Especially when she needs every advantage she can get."

Belladonna sat with her arms crossed. She stared intently between everyone before letting out a long sigh. "Yes, I love Anthony and wish to marry him. I can't think of anything that could make me happier." She looked back towards Anthony. "I.. Just can't bring myself to take him from everyone. He means so much to all of us."

Smith stroked his chin for a moment. "Hmm, what would my sister do in this situation?" Anthony looked bewildered. "Wait, you have a sister?" Smith nodded lightly. "Yeah, she's stationed in Japan and is working on a similar problem to yours." After a slight pause, Smith rose from the seat and pulled a cellphone out of his pocket. "Excuse me for a moment."

Smith left the house and stood on the porch. He held the phone tightly in his hand and pondered his next decision. With a sigh, he dialed and waited as the phone rang. A female voice answered the phone with an irritated 'hello?'. "Hey sis." he responded. "I've got a big question for you. It's about one of our host families and I thought you could give some advice." The voice responded with "No problem, what seems to be the issue?"

Smith turned looked through the window and saw the group heatedly chatting and laughing. "This host family is a marriage test group, but having four girls vying for the affection of one man isn't panning out well. The girls are conscious of each others feelings and the man doesn't want to make any of the girls feel unwanted."

The voice hummed into the receiver. "Sounds a bit more problematic than what I'm dealing with here. I swear, Darling can be so indecisive, and he's so passive the girls usually end up fighting each other over him." After a pause she continued. "Alright. Here's what you need to do."

Anthony and the girls were all laughing hysterically. Liru clutched her side as she wiped a tear from her eye. "I remember." She stopped in intervals as she let out more laughter. "When.. I first came here. He seemed like the biggest disappointment I'd ever seen or would ever see. I'd constantly belittle his courage and stature, but Master never quit trying to make me feel welcome." Vixxy was shaking her head with a big grin. "I know he's not a werewolf, but how could you think that lowly of Anthony?" Anthony shook his head. "No, she was so attracted to me at first that she tried to make herself feel disgust in any way possible." Liru raised a finger to interject but Anthony cut her off. "Don't try to deny it, you told me yourself."

Belladonna quietly sat at the side in an attempt to stay unnoticed. Roxanne took notice and dragged her into the conversation ass well. "Hey, Bell, what's your story?" Belladonna was taken aback while recounting her memories. With a smile she clasped her hands together and twirled her thumbs. "Well. It's a bit embarrassing, but okay." She took a deep breath before continuing. "Okay. When I first came here, I wasn't quite impressed with Anthony either."

Anthony sat back in his chair, arms behind his back. Belladonna went silent again. Her cheeks were a rosy red. "Go on Bell. It's your story to tell. Don't mind me." She continued with a quick nod. "I didn't hate him, I was just expecting something else. He seemed so passive at first. I thought they gave me some beta male to live with. He looked great, but he spoke so softly. Then I saw him stand up to Liru's 'advances'. By no means was she dissuaded, but knowing he was willing to deny a werewolf's desires..." Belladonna's cheeks were flush red as she buried her face in her paws. "Please don't make me continue. It's too embarrassing."

Roxanne was giggling at everyone's stories. She pulled her legs up on to the couch, crossed them, and looked around the room. After a moment she began longingly staring at Anthony. "Love." Anthony looked towards Roxanne. "What's up Roxanne?" She held her knees tightly to her chest. "What were your thoughts when you first met all of us? Anthony stroked his chin. "Well. You all made me feel a certain amount of fear at first. Meeting someone new tends to have that effect. You four, however, all had something I needed to specifically fear."

The girls all reeled back before responding simultaneously. "What!?" Putting his hand up in defense he quickly spoke up. "Woah! Hold on. I mean you all have something I had to watch out for. Let me explain" The girls settled down and squinted at him. "Liru's obvious. She's very possessive and want's me to father an entire hoard of children with her." Liru smiled with pride and sat back in her chair. "Vixxy is an open sexual deviant who'll try to seduce me or others at any turn." Vixxy leaned forward and tried to pull her shirt down slightly before responding. "You know you love it."

Rolling his eyes, Anthony continued his explanation. "Belladonna will bust a chair across someone's head without a second thought because she can get really defensive." Belladonna sheepishly grinned and rubbed her head. "Roxanne, I'm sorry, but you're even worse than Vixxy and Liru put together when no one is around. You act meek, but you're even raunchier than the others." Roxanne responded with an innocent smile.

Liru stood up and crossed her arms. "So that's how you feel about us?" she asked with a smug grin. Anthony defensively raised a hand and shook his head. "No. It's what I need to be careful of when around you girls." Liru squinted and moved to sit on Anthony's lap. "And yet, regardless of the endless hassles we give you, you never seem to get fed up with our antics... Why is that?" Anthony attempted to shrug, but Liru's weight kept in somewhat pinned. "Like I've said before, we're family, and nothing will ever change that. I know I don't say this nearly enough to you girls, but I love you. All of you. That's why it's too hard to choose one to marry."

The girls blushed after hearing his words. Vixxy snaked her way over to Anthony and sat by his side "You know dear" she said while drawing circles on his chest. "I might be willing to share you with Roxanne if you pick me." Roxanne rushed over and clambered onto Anthony's chest. "Love, you should pick me. Aren't I the obvious choice?" Belladonna trudged over to the pile and pushed everyone away from Anthony before straddling him. "Hon, I won't make promises I can't keep, but I think I'm speaking for all of us by saying this. We love you too, and we don't want you to fear us, but your country's laws prohibit us from taking the easy path." With a short pause, she drew her body closer to his. "We wish you didn't have to choose."

Everyone's antics were cut short by Smith entering the room. "You aren't doing anything lewd in here are you, Mr Ruelli?" The girls held Anthony tightly in their arms before he responded to Smith. "No sir. We're just having a bit of a heart to heart." Smith nodded and held his phone out to Anthony. "Well, someone wants to have a word with you all before I leave." the video screen showed a light skinned woman with black hair dressed exactly like Smith. "Hello there young man. My name is Kuroko Smith, but you can call me Miss Smith. I'm the inter-species coordinator for Japan, and it has come to my attention that you're having a problem with the marriage study. Am I wrong?"

Anthony shook his head. "No ma'am, you're very much correct here. It's impossible for me to pick between the girls. They all mean so much to me." Miss Smith adjusted her glasses. "I see. How do you girls feel about the situation?" Liru shook her head. "The thought of losing him to the others is killing me inside. I don't want to lose my Master to anyone, even if it's one of them." Roxanne and Belladonna nuzzled into Anthony's chest before Roxanne spoke up. "I don't want to lose him either. He makes me feel safe. It's something I haven't felt with many others." Belladonna smiled as she spoke up. " I haven't felt so secure and inspired in my life, but being near Anthony brings out a certain fire in me." Vixxy spoke up unexpectedly. "Miss Smith. If you have some way to help solve the problem, then please, tell us what you know. The others have already said their part and mine's no different." Miss Smith nodded. "Alright. How does this sound? We'll get all of you married to Anthony. I'm sure there are a few strings we can pull."

Everyone looked at Miss Smith wide eyed. Anthony shook himself from his stupor. "Wait, are you talking about polygamy?" Miss Smith nodded. "Yep. Now I know your state won't recognize all of them as legitimate, but this was bound to come up in future bill revisions. Not every species is monogamous, and we'd need to adapt out laws accordingly. So, if you're up for it, you'll be the first test case. How does that sound?"