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Author's note: Okay, so this isn't really a story meant for younger readers, nor is it going to be a grand adventure. If any of you are familiar with 'Monster Musume no Iru Nichijou' then you know what you're in for. This is basically a simple man's life story... Except... There are monster girls everywhere.

Notice: The story isn't rated M for cautionary purposes. This material is graphic and explicit. No, this isn't primarily a smut fic, but I'm trying to replicate the original manga's and anime's general tone (light hearted and sexually tense). Monster Musume is a seinen series so it's meant for young adults (16 - 24 in Japan). Use proper judgment before continuing from here. You've been warned.

P.S: To all those whom are invested in reading this fic: I've specified this on my Star Wars story, but I needed to make sure it was seen here too. Currently I'm in college, work weekends, and only write when I have a lot of free time. Updates will be irregular, but I prefer to only upload with about ten pages minimum, so chapters will at least have a quality amount of content to go through. I thank you for your understanding and please enjoy.

Merry Christmas everyone! Here's a present, from me, to you.

The living room was silent. A feint tension could be felt by every one in the room. The girls looked at each other questioningly. They could see the doubt and fear in Anthony's face.

Miss Smith cleared her throat to break up the scene. "Well girls? How do you feel about this arrangement?"

Belladonna got off of Anthony. "May we have a moment to discuss this in private?" Miss Smith nodded and everyone got off the couch and moved outside.

Smith watched them as they left together. "Sis, are you sure this is a good idea? I fear the young lad won't be able to handle this."

Miss Smith chuckled at her brother's concerns. "I wouldn't worry too much about him. From my past experience, and what you've told me, he'll be more than capable of handling any trouble the girls may give him."

Liru closed the door behind them as the group gathered outside. Huddling just away from Anthony, the girls started to whisper. Anthony could only make out bits and pieces of what they said. 'This is our chance, we can't just waste it.' 'I know, but, I want him to myself.' 'It can't be that hard to share, can it?' 'How does this even work if it's not legal in the state, let alone the exchange bill?''There's one other problem we haven't considered.' 'Maybe we should ask him? he's the only person who can decide that?'

The girls simultaneously turned towards Anthony and smiled. Anthony, still uncertain of what was to come, finally spoke up. "So what's the call?"

Roxanne quickly responded. "Well. We're willing to go along with it, but only if you can answer these next questions decisively." She put her hands on her hips before continuing. "We only have three, so this shouldn't be too bad." Anthony nodded in agreement.

Vixxy stepped forward with a stern look in her eyes. "First Question." Her tone was cold. "Will anything change between us if we do get married like this?" She hesitated before stumbling over her words to quickly continue. "I mean... Aside from the obvious." She chuckled nervously while rubbing the back of her head.

Anthony shook his head. "No, Vixxy. Our marriage won't change anything in our relationship... Aside from the obvious." He gave Vixxy a sheepish grin after finishing.

Belladonna moved up behind Vixxy and the two swapped places after exchanging a glance. She hesitated for a moment before looking deep into Anthony's eyes. "Hon. I need to know something before we continue." Anthony nodded and Belladonna took a deep breath. "Okay. Hon, if we get married, are you going to have kids with all of us?" She quickly continued after seeing the shock on Anthony's face. "I mean, most of us have litters rather than a single child. Would that be a problem?"

Anthony, still in shock, was speechless. After a minute of scratching his head, he finally responded. "I..." He hesitated for a moment and stroked his chin. "Well. I guess I could give all of you a proper child." There was another pause as he made a correction. "Or litter, I guess, for most of you. We'd just need to make sure we could handle that kind responsibility. There would need to be at least a year's worth of planning done ahead of time and we'd need to make sure we were financially stable enough to handle more kids." He paused again before taking deep breath. "It's a bit embarrassing, but I don't think we could handle too many kids on just my salary. We'd need at least two of you to get jobs as well."

Belladonna gave a soft a smile before trying to hug Anthony, but Liru shoved her way over with the final question. "Who are you going to consummate with first?" Anthony lurched back in surprise and stared at her, a bit bewildered at the thought. He'd never considered this part of getting married.

Losing her patience, Liru restated her question with more vigor. "Master! If we all get married this way, who are you going to consummate the union with first?" Her fur was a bit furrowed along the spine and tail, but her eyes quickly shifted from hardened to soft. She looked down at her feet with a blush, a bit embarrassed at the outburst. "It's just that..." She sighed in defeat before looking into his eyes. "Master, it's very important to me that I'm your first. In werewolf culture, the first mate an alpha male has is the respective alpha female in the pack. My parents told me to never settle for second and always lead by example. I'd only disgrace my family name by being less than the alpha."

Anthony was silent. Unsure of how to respond, he held Liru's paws in his hands and stared back into her eyes. Liru smiled slightly, but her ears were down, and Anthony could see the pain behind her weak front. After giving her paw a reaffirming squeeze, Anthony responded. "Okay Liru. When the time comes, will you do me the honor of being my first?"

Tears began to well up in Liru's eyes as she picked up Anthony and spun in place. "Yes! Yes! A thousand times, Yes!" After setting Anthony down and giving him a moment to regain his balance, Liru kissed him on the lips, a big bright blush forming across both of their cheeks.

Roxanne and Belladonna stared at the two in disbelief with their mouths agape. Vixxy watched on in amusement as the kitsune and kobold ripped Anthony away from Liru. The two stared at Liru menacingly, but the werewolf was uninterested in their display. "What are you two doing?" she bellowed. The girls flinched at the volume of her voice.

Roxanne released her grip on Anthony and faced Liru. "What are we doing?" she yelled in anger. "What are you doing? We agreed that you could consummate with him first, but his his first kiss was supposed to be mine!"

The flustered kitsune was joined by a visibly frustrated Belladonna. "Seriously Liru; We just agreed on terms and you went back on them that quickly?"

Liru sheepishly rubbed the back of her head. "Sorry. He accepted so quickly I couldn't control myself." She tried to laugh it off, but the girls started to slowly approach her.

Noticing the lack of attention on her, due to the others' bickering, Vixxy moved over to Anthony who was sitting against the house's brick wall. "Hey, Dear, this is only going to get worse before it get's better. Anthony nodded. "Mind if I try something that might draw some of the attention from Liru?"

Anthony shrugged. "At this point, I don't think it really matters. What do you have in mi-." Vixxy interrupted him with a deep kiss; a blush appearing on both of their faces. She closed her eyes, but Anthony's were still wide open.

Roxanne, Liru, and Belladonna stopped their arguing immediately, and their anger was all directed towards the werefox. Vixxy and Anthony didn't notice the others. Instead, Vixxy deepened the kiss by shoving her tongue into his mouth and pressing him against the door.

Coming back to his senses, Anthony pushed her away at the shoulders. With a cheeky grin, Vixxy moved his hands to her breasts and held them there while he tried to pull away. A few passersby noticed the commotion ans started to gather on the sidewalk in front of the house.

Anthony noticed this and started to panic. 'Aw man, this is bad. If too many people arrive then the cops are going to get called. I gotta defuse the situation or get the crowd to scatter.' Not wanting the crowd to hear him, he whispered into Vixxy's ear. "You little trouble maker." Vixxy gave him an Innocent smile. "Cut the crap for ten seconds so I can try and fix this mess." Vixxy rolled her eyes and released her grip on Anthony.

Finally free, Anthony opened the door and pulled the arguing girls inside. Vixxy was now participating in the arguing as well. Smith walked over, still holding his phone with Miss Smith on the line, and the two looked at Anthony questioningly. Miss Smith nonchalantly asked "So did you all come to a final decision?"

Anthony nodded and turned towards the girls. Looking backs at the Smiths, he gave them a questioning shrug. As the girls continued to argue, Smith hooked up his phone to a portable, but rather large, speaker. Putting in some ear protection, Smith looked towards Anthony and made a motion of covering his ears. After a brief moment he got the clue and covered his ears before Miss Smith yelled at the girls. "All right girls! That's enough bickering for today!"

The girls held there ears as the sound echoed through the house. Smith unplugged the speaker and put it back in his coat. Miss Smith stared at the girls as they stood up and rubbed their heads. "Now that we have your attention" she said while pushing up her sun glasses. "Can we assume that we've come to some sort of agreement?" The girls and Anthony nodded. "And the verdict?"

Belladonna moved forward. "We've agreed to the polygamous union., but there's one more question I have?" Miss Smith held her chin in anticipation. "How long will it take before we can get married?"

The two coordinators began laughing at the Kobold's question. Miss Smith regained her composure and cheerfully responded. "Honestly, we could have you all hitched tonight if you wanted." Belladonna looked at Anthony inquisitively, but he only shrugged his shoulders. "If I'm being completely honest with you, that might also be for the best. It's easier to push actions like this when politicians don't have time to think about it."

The girls looked towards Anthony, but his initial response was a shrug. "I don't have a problem with it. Do any of you object?" The girls looked between themselves before shaking their heads and Anthony looked back to the Smiths. Well, if you can make it happen, then let's do this."

Smith turned the phone away from the group. "Thanks sis. I'll transfer you to domestics so we can finalize everything. I'll get these five into a court within the next two hours. Sound like a plan?" There was a short pause. No one could hear Miss Smith's response, but Smith quickly continued. "Perfect. I think we should be able to have everything finished by nine tonight."

Anthony looked past Smith, towards the stove, and saw the time. 12:59 PM. He looked down at his watch and saw the same time. 'Getting married in eight hours? I know our marriage is by no means ordinary, but that seems a bit sudden' he thought to himself.

Liru leaned over to his right side. "Master? Is it okay to get married on the same day you propose?" Anthony nodded. "Okay. Marriage is still a bit new to werewolves. Thanks for clearing that up."

Smith turned to the group with a smile. "Alright everyone. Let's get you ready for the ceremony." His statement was followed by a loud knocking at the door. The group turned suddenly while Smith clasped his hands together. "Ah. That should be our assistants now."

Another knock came from the door. Liru opened it up and a surge of people in black suits, like Smith's, barged in. Just barely managing to duck out of the way, Liru was soon picked up and taken outside by a few of the agents. Anthony tried to yell at the feds as they dragged her off, but he too was apprehended and taken outside. The two were tossed into a black van while Vixxy, Roxanne, and Belladonna watched in horror before the same happened to them.

A fed approached Smith with a clipboard and pen. "Just need you to fill out a few forms." Smith took the papers and walked outside towards the van. Taking notice of the violently shaking van, Smith hit the side of the vehicle with his fist. "Hey! Don't be doing that here. We're in public."

Inside the back of the van, Liru and Belladonna continued to pound on the sides of the vehicle. Clambering up to a small window, Roxanne peered outside and noticed Smith entering the vehicle. She tried yelling to get his attention, but Smith seemingly ignored her.

Anthony and Vixxy were sitting by idly as the others continued to panic. Seeing the two talking calmly in the corner, Liru stopped trying to break the van and confronted them. "How can you two be so calm right now? For all we know, Smith is about to have us deported. Why else would all these agents be swarming right now?"

Ceasing their conversation, Vixxy gave the panicked werewolf a reassuring smile. "Liru, if Smith was having us deported, then Anthony would be getting arrested right now." She paused for a moment as Liru slowly took in Vixxy's observation. "If, however, we were tossed into this van and our husband to be was carted off in cuffs, then I'd be panicking."

Liru began to calm down as she realized there was nothing to fear after all. Taking a moment to situate herself beside Anthony, she beckoned for Belladonna and Roxanne to join them. The five sat together in silence until the van started up and began to move.

For half an hour, the five sat in silence as they tried to hold each other steady in the bumpy ride. Suddenly, Smith opened a slide window just above their heads. "How are you holding up back there?" Belladonna quickly jumped up and put her face up to the slot before angrily asking "Where are you taking us?".

Smith continued to face away from the slot. "Sorry kid, but that's a bit of a secret. I'd have to lock you up." There was a pause and Belladonna backed up a little. Smith waited for her to sit back down before he chuckled at the reaction. "I'm kidding, Belladonna. I don't have access to those kinds of areas. We're just heading to a court; It's easier and faster than planning it out with a church."

Anthony tilted his head back to yell into the slot. "Wait. Smith, doesn't a court date require money and planning?" Smith gave a hearty laugh. Anthony shrugged his shoulders. "I'll take that as a no?"

Smith continued to face the windshield as he answered Anthony's questions. "They do, but our peculiar situation get's us some leeway. We'll cover the details; It's our... Experiment. You just need to focus on saying your vows."

Roxanne shifted her position so she could stand. "Smith? How is the state going to react to this? Anthony mentioned earlier about this union not being legal in the state, but federal government just not recognizing it as legitimate." She paused briefly to gather her thoughts. "Does this mean our marriage won't technically be valid?"

Smith stroked his chin. He seemed to be pondering her question, but no one could tell. A couple of seconds went by before he finally responded. "Don't worry, Roxanne. Your union will be legitimate on the federal and state level. It's an experiment, but for the experiment to work, we'll need our test subjects to function normally. Any benefits that you'd see in a monogamous relationship will be afforded to you. Just go about your lives as you see fit and we'll make sure the contract is treated like any other."

The van jerked to a sudden stop. Roxanne and Belladonna fell down on Anthony who barely caught them. Smith closed the shudder and the group could only hear doors opening and slamming shut before the rear doors opened up. Smith greeted the five with a smile and held one door open as another fed held the opposite. "Alright you five, let's get this over with already. We've had these people on call for the past year."

Liru leaped to her feat and tugged on Anthony's shirt. "Come on Master! We're so close." Belladonna and Roxanne pushed themselves up. Anthony got up and lifted Vixxy to her feat. The four followed Liru out of the truck and looked around. The court looked like it was a part of the city complex, rather than it's own separate building. "Is this it, Master? I was expecting more."

Smith closed the van doors and drew the group's attention. "Alright you crazy lovebirds. Let's get this over with quickly so we can get these people off call... And off some of these benefits." He said the last part under his breath, but the girls heard it and gave him a nasty glare.

Anthony didn't know why they shot Smith 'the look', but he knew that it would be best to shift their focus somewhere else. "Yeah, Liru's right. Our future is just beyond those doors." He caught up to Smith at the entrance and the girls followed closely.

Upon entering a large lobby, Liru began sniffing out the scent in the air. "Master, why does it smell so weird here? It's almost like no one has claimed these halls for themselves. Most places have the scent of the owners all over the building". Anthony replied with "Just higher and more constant cleaning standards. People are always vacuuming and wiping down the area."

Liru nodded and noticed Smith talking with an older gentlemen in a black gown. "And who's that guy in black?" Anthony turned to find Smith and noticed the judge. "he's the judge, and the person who will marrying us off today.

Anthony was approached by the judge. He was an old man with graying peach skin and very light brown. His face was stern and tired, but his voice was very warm and inviting. "Ah. You must be the groom and... Brides? Am I correct in assuming that?" Anthony nodded. The old man seemed a bit relieved at seeing us. "Finally. We've been waiting for the past three months expecting to see you. Are you ready to commence the ceremony? We have all the paperwork already filled out." Anthony looked back to the girls whom gave assuring nods in response before looking back at the judge. "Yes sir. We're ready to begin."

The judge turned around and beckoned for the five to follow him into a cramped room. "Sorry. I'm not used to fitting more than two other people in here so it'll be a little tight." Anthony motioned for Liru and Belladonna to enter the room first. Liru winced at her tail getting squished as Anthony, Roxanne, and Vixxy followed them in.

Standing behind a desk, the judge pulled out a bible and placed it down. "And do you have the rings?" Anthony looked around in a panic. "Did you forget them?" Smith walked in with a plastic bag that had five rings in them, each a different size and color.

Handing the bag to the judge, Smith apologized for being late and left. The judge opened the bag and placed the rings on the book in front of their new respective owners. Roxanne and Vixxy were given a white gold and rose gold respectively, but Anthony, Liru, and Belladonna were given titanium rings. "Anthony, do you take these women to be your lawfully wedded wives and promise to love, cherish, and protect them, as long as you shall live?" Anthony responded 'I do'. "Vixxy, Roxanne, Belladonna, and Liru, do you take this man as your lawfully wedded husband, and promise to love, cherish, and protect him, so long as you shall live?" The girls answered in near unison 'I do'. "Then with the power invested in me by God and the state I now pronounce you husband and... Wives...I wish you all a long and happy future."

The judge had left as quickly as he arrived, and the five were left alone in the room. They looked between each other, confused on what had just happened. Roxanne finally broke the silence by asking "So... Are we married?"

Anthony looked at the rings they were given. Taking each girl's hand, he placed the respective band on their ring fingers. Taking his own in hand, he did the same for himself. "There. Now we are."

Smith walked in the door and pulled the five out of the room. " Did it go well" Anthony nodded in unison with the girls. "Glad to hear it. Now, let's get you home so you can start the honeymoon" he said while the five followed him out of the room.

Belladonna pulled Anthony aside. "Hon, didn't that seem a bit rushed to you? Your culture always made these events seem much more important and time consuming" Anthony nodded with a big smile. "Yeah, even for a court marriage, that was a bit too fast. I guess I kept the feds waiting a bit too long." He gave Belladonna a bright smile before turning to leave. "Come on, we don't want to get left behind." Belladonna tugged on his arm, pulling him back to her, before she planted a kiss on his lips. Not as surprised by it this time, Anthony held her close for a moment, their cheeks a crimson red.

Roxanne sat back as the two finished. She glared at Anthony with a certain impatience. "Well..? Am I going to ever get my turn, or am I getting relegated to the bench? Anthony shook his head and pulled her close to him. Planting a kiss on her forehead, he was about to pull away, but was pulled into a deep kiss. Roxanne held him there for what seemed like a minute. Coming up for air, Roxanne released her grip on him.

Liru came sprinting over upon figuring out that Anthony wasn't around her or Vixxy. "Master! Come on. If we're going to make this official in werewolf culture then we need to consummate tonight. Let's go!"

Anthony looked down at his watch and laughed upon noticing the time was 2:35 pm. "Well, hold up Liru. If that's going to be the case tonight, then I'm going to need some protection first. We can make a quick stop at a convenience store before we head strait home." Liru rolled her eyes and walked off while shouting back "Alright, but I'm holding you to that.."