Reading Everybody Has A Price

by Issexwithyourcloneincest

It's a reading of Everybody Has A Price by AizenTheGoat. This was done with his permission and is rated M for lemons. I'd recommend checking out the original story as well.

1. Chapter 1

Yo, it's Issex with another reading fic. Don't worry, I'm not abandoning the other, I got it in the works still.

As the title states, the characters of DC and Naruto come together to watch 'Everyone has a price' by AizenTheGoat. I recommend reading both the original fic and the author's other works, he's a very skilled writer and you can chat with him and other talented writers like Helghy, Kiege, Skairipa and DRAGONFromHeaven on AizenTheGoat's discord server.

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Catwoman watched the light of the batsignal vanish from the sky and looked down at her analog watch. 5:43am. It wouldn't be long before dawn broke and in her opinion, it was long overdue.

She turned to look at her partner who was busy strapping an unconscious criminal in the back of his vehicle, an armoured car designed to resemble a bat. "Light's gone out, Batman. It's about time we made ourselves scarce."

"Not yet." Batman grunted as he yanked off a scarecrow-esque mask off the unconscious criminal's head before placing a metal device on his forehead to shock him back to unconsciousness should he wake early.

She stared at the man who seemed to struggle to stand upright as he shut the compartment on the criminal with mind concern. "Are you sure about that? You don't look like you can even drive yourself home."

"I'm fine, Selina." Batman walked towards the remaining cans of fear gas that hadn't been used. "I have to get rid of Crane's equipment before dropping him at Arkham a-"

Catwoman rushed to catch the man as he stumbled before he could fall. She grimaced a little as warm blood trickled down into the small gap between her glove and her suit. Seeing that the flow hadn't subsided, she placed the same hand over his wound to staunch the bleeding.

Johnathan Crane aka The Scarecrow might have a looser grip on reality than an LSD overdoser, but the man knew how to use a scythe.

"We have different definitions of 'fine', Bruce." Catwoman sighed. The man refused to acknowledge her as he steadied himself. "And why isn't Robin here to help you? You usually don't do raids like this alone."

"Robin's gone independent." Batman sounded annoyed at that.

"So he just bailed on you? What exactly did he leave you over?"

"Nothing specific." Came the caped crusader's vague answer. "We had a falling out and he left."

It was partly true, the boy's departure was the result of months of tension stemming from Dick feeling chafed by being under his command. Eventually, he'd come out with his intention to leave for another city and that was how the fight started.

Dick was skilled, more so than most solo acts twice his age, but he was used to having a partner or more specifically, being led. It wasn't as easy to start making all the decisions out of the blue and just as he'd been teaching the boy, he'd also been slowly teaching him to become his own person.

Dick may not have realized it, but he'd actually been grooming him to become the next Batman in the event he died or got too injured to continue. But seeing as how he'd donned a new alias and left Gotham entirely, that plan was shot to hell.

"And here you are, alone." She said the obvious. "Maybe if you'd called someone else, this night would have ended on a better note than you bleeding all over my gloves, which you owe me for by the way. Cleaning my suit's expensive and dried blood tends to stick around for a while."

"I've put stickier things on your hands than blood." Batman smirked slightly but hissed when Catwoman elbowed him in his wound.

"Ass." She huffed annoyedly. The man ignored her as he pulled out a spool of detonation cord from his utility belt and approached the cans. "And what happened to Batgirl? She's always happy to fill in for Robin whenever he's not available."

Batman stayed silent for a few moments before responding. "She got the same idea and went to Burnside."

Catwoman raised an eyebrow. It was odd that his two protégés would leave at once. "Have you considered that maybe you're the one at fault?"

He had. Many times. "Stand back, Selina. I'm going to light the cords."

She scoffed but did so anyway as Batman pulled out a small remote. But before he could push the button, they both disappeared, leaving the batmobile, a still unconscious Scarecrow and the cans of undamaged fear gas as proof that they'd been around at all.

…

Louise Lincoln, more commonly known as Killer Frost, didn't believe in karma. To her, it was just something people made up to console themselves and hide their inability to get things done by themselves.

In all her life, she'd never seen anyone get rewarded or punished by 'karma'. Villains got away with their crimes unless a hero was around to stop them, bullies still went on to live successful lives while their victims suffered the effects of what they'd endured and corrupt politicians reaped the fruits of other people's labor with no consequences.

But when she found herself in an almost empty space with a disoriented Superman looking around, she decided she was probably a little hasty to dismiss the concept. "Oh fuck."

"What? Whe-" Superman looked around for the source of the words he heard till his eyes landed on the woman. "You!"

"Hey, wait! Calm down!" She raised her arms in surrender before the man could rush at her, her voice strained with fear.

Normally, she wouldn't be as afraid as she was now but she didn't have any delusions of beating Superman on her own and she hadn't seen him this angry before. Hell, he even had his heat vision active! That would kill her!

"Where are we, Killer Frost? How did you get out of Belle Reeve? Is this another one of the legion's plans?" He glared at her.

"I don't know where we are, I swear! One moment, I'm in my cell and the next, I'm here. Look, I even still have the uniform on!" She gestured at her prison clothes, drawing the man's attention to them.

When Superman saw the serial number he'd made sure to memorize on her chest area, he calmed down slightly before another matter came to his mind. "Where's your collar then?"

It only just occurred to Killer Frost that the familiar sensation of cold metal on her neck was gone. "I don't know, man. I really don't."

Superman, who'd been monitoring her heartbeat as she spoke, decided she wasn't lying. "Hm...do you have any idea what brought you here?"

She shook her head. "Not in the slightest. I didn't even feel myself getting taken away."

"Me neither." Superman muttered. He'd been flying home to change his clothes for a date with Lois when he found himself in an empty room with Killer Frost staring at him.

He focused back on the woman who occupied herself by forming ice constructs. "Who did you last have contact with?"

"No one from outside, just the other inmates in Belle Reeve." Killer Frost shrugged. "Look, even if someone thought this…"

She gestured around the empty space. "...was a good way to get rid of you, they wouldn't send me of all people to finish you off."

That was a good point. Killer Frost's glaring weakness was one he could exploit as easily as opening his eyes. Literally.

He sighed and looked around, trying to see if he could get a clue about wherever he was or what brought him here. He couldn't think of any device or person powerful enough to take him to another space without him being able to detect, much less resist it. That left only the second, more unpleasant option: magic.

"You're awfully calm about this." Killer Frost cautiously said.

He focused back on her. "What?"

"I thought you'd be more panicked about being stuck here, you know. Who knows if we'll get out."

Superman shrugged. This was sadly not the first time he found himself in a situation like this, it just happened to be the only time he didn't have to start fighting.

Before he could say anything, he quickly turned in the direction of a slight thud with Killer Frost mimicking him. The cryokinetic villainess sighed slightly when she saw Batman staring at her and Superman with a wide eyed Catwoman standing beside him.

"What the hell?" The burglar whispered in mute shock as she looked around. She hadn't even realized she wasn't in Gotham anymore till she found herself staring at Superman and Killer Frost standing together. This wasn't how she wanted to enjoy her morning!

"First time?" Superman sent her a sardonic grin.

Killer Frost raised an eyebrow at that. She used to think Superman didn't make jokes or watch movies, much less reference one for a joke. Apparently, she was wrong on both accounts.

"Where are we, Superman?" Batman asked, not bothering with pleasantries.

"I wish I knew, Batman. I just got here as well, so did Killer Frost." He gestured towards the criminal who didn't say anything. "Don't bother, she doesn't know anything either."

Killer Frost felt her finger instinctively twitch when Batman fixed his gaze on her but forced down the impulse to send a shard of ice at him. The man's suspicion was almost palpable and she doubted he or Superman would accept her slight as an act of instinct.

Batman stayed silent as he tried to think of a reason Killer Frost specifically would be taken along with Superman. She couldn't defeat the man on her own, they didn't have any past history to his knowledge and had nothing relating them together beyond the fact that he occasionally foiled her crimes. She wasn't even a member of his rogue gallery.

Had they been taken randomly or was there a deciding factor for who got taken? Were more people going to appear? In fact, why were they brought here at all and who brought them here?

"So how long have you two been here?" Catwoman asked the two.

Superman closed his eyes for a moment before replying. "A little over a minute."

"Five to ten." Killer Frost said.

"And you didn't see anyone or anything? You just appeared here?" Catwoman pressed.

"That's pretty much it. One moment I'm in my cell, the next, I'm here." Killer Frost gestured towards her uniform to draw the woman's attention to them.

Before Catwoman could ask anything else, they were all drawn to the sounds of two more people arriving. Batman's eyes widened when he saw Dick and Barbara, both donning their respective suits, appear as well along with a blond man.

Killer Frost sighed at the new arrivals. "This is starting to feel like a herofest."

"Nightwing?"

"Batgirl?" The two lovers stared at each other in surprise.

"Wait, who are you?" Superman asked the black haired male among the two newcomers, having never seen anyone dressed like him. He donned a suit similar to Batman's but more built for mobility than protection alone with having what looked like a blue bird insignia rather than a bat.

"That's Robin." Batman clarified.

The formerly named Robin scowled at his father figure. "I go by Nightwing now, Batman."

Batman sighed. Was this the rebellious phase Alfred kept telling him about?

"Where are we?" Batgirl ignored the others in favor of looking around a little before giving up. "And why is Killer Frost here?"

"She got brought here under the same circumstances as us." Superman explained. "I'm surprised you're here as well, but it seems everyone's just getting brought here randomly."

"Who's the blond guy? Pretty sure I've never seen him before." Killer Frost pointed at said man who'd sat on a chair that appeared out of nowhere. She couldn't see his whole face, but she found herself liking the part she saw, especially the eyes.

"Yeah, I'd like to know that too." Catwoman looked at the blond who'd somehow spawned a chair. What if he was the one responsible for their being here?

Superman mentally debated whether or not to tell her the truth before deciding there wasn't anything to lose. "He's one of the newer members of the Justice League. He joined about a month or two ago. His name's -"

He interrupted the man with a cheerful wave. "Yo, my name's Naruto."

She blinked. "Like the bridge in Japan?"

"I'm not sure which is worse between the bridge and the topping, but yeah." He nodded.

"Weird idea for an alias."

He chuckled a little as he scratched the side of his face. "I haven't actually thought of an alias yet, so I'm just making do with my name."

"Your real name is Naruto?" She asked a little loudly. "That's kind of unfortunate, you know. What's it supposed to refer to, the topping or the bridge?"

Naruto shrugged. "Does it really matter?"

"No, I guess not." She admitted. "It's kind of crazy knowing a superhero's real name."

He grinned at her. "Yeah, usually it's the hero's family or girlfriend that knows, not the villains."

She smirked. "You forgot the arch nemesis."

Naruto tilted his head. "Well, you're already someone else's arch nemesis and we're obviously not family so..."

"So we're dating?"

His grin widened. "You did learn my name…"

"We're not dating."

"Yet." He winked.

Only Superman heard the cryokinetic scoff but everyone saw her smile turn a little coy, including Naruto who looked like he'd caught a rabbit in a snare.

Batgirl lightly elbowed Nightwing in the side. "Did this guy really try picking up Killer Frost?"

Nightwing nodded with a chuckle. He knew from past meetings that Naruto was a flirt and more often than not, his methods, even the half-assed ones worked like a charm. "I wouldn't say try, it looks like it's working."

Batgirl couldn't deny that. "You sound like you already know him."

"Yeah, I've met him a few times. He's not around often and he's got no city he patrols, he just goes wherever he's needed." Nightwing said.

"Why didn't you tell me about him then?" Batgirl asked. "You tell me about everyone."

"I didn't think it mattered, sorry." Nightwing snaked an arm around her waist, making her smile. "Besides, he's not all that popular, even in the league."

Naruto, who heard that, frowned. He was well known in the league. Granted it wasn't exactly for a good reason, but he was well known.

"First time I've seen a good guy do the flirting."Catwoman shook her head as she watched the two go back and forth before turning to look at Batman. "How come you never do that?"

"You flirt enough for two people." Batman responded quickly, not wanting to dwell on it with Superman around. The man would never let him live it down if he figured he was seeing a known and active criminal.

She huffed. "Doesn't mean I won't appreciate the effort."

Superman caught everyone's attention with a loud cough. "Alright, this has been nice, but I think we need to get back to the bigger issue. Why are we here?"

As if on cue, a note appeared in Superman's hand. He jolted a little from the feel and looked down at the book.

"A note?" Catwoman asked.

Superman nodded, but didn't say anything as he went through it. A few moments later, Catwoman got a little annoyed. "Well?"

Superman looked up at her. "Huh?"

"We can't know what the note says if you read it in your head, Supes." Naruto snickered.

He flushed slightly as he realized his mistake. "Right, sorry. In summary, we've been brought here to watch the events of the near future."

Batgirl blinked. "The future?"

"At least that explains why we're here. But what brought us here?" Naruto asked.

Superman shrugged. "It doesn't say, after that, it just says when we're all seated, it'll start to play, whatever it is."

"Get seated where? There's no seat-" Nightwing looked to see chairs where an empty space had once been. "Nevermind."

"Does it say why we alone are here? I'm pretty sure the future affects, you know, the whole universe." Catwoman moved her arms a little as she spoke to get her point across.

"It's safe to assume we're here because we have pivotal roles to play in the events of the future." Batman mused, a little concerned about a villain falling under such a condition.

"Maybe we fucked up and now, we have to see where we went wrong so as not to do it again?" Killer Frost offered.

"Eitherway, we're here already." Catwoman sat on one of the chairs. "And I don't know about you all, but I'd like if we got this over with quickly and got back to our lives. Besides, don't you have a scythe shaped puncture in your side, Batman?"

"Not anymore." Batman lifted his cape to show her a bloodless spot where his injury had once been.

"Huh." Catwoman nodded. "Figures this thing wouldn't want you bleeding out."

As everyone took their seats, Killer Frost glanced at Naruto who'd taken a seat beside her. "You're taking all this well."

Naruto shrugged. "Nothing's going to get done if I panic. Besides, I already tried going back."

She raised an eyebrow at that. "I didn't see you trying."

"Doesn't matter since it didn't work." Naruto smiled. "But on the upside, that means more time with you."

"You're taking this dating thing seriously, huh."

"Sounds like you're getting into the idea already." Naruto smiled impishly.

"Keep dreaming, you couldn't handle me." And she meant that. The last few times she tried getting laid, she either ended up accidentally killing them or giving their genitals frostbite.

"I'm pretty sure I can." Naruto said confidently.

"Oh? And how're you going to do that?" She tried not to sound too interested with her question.

"Use your imagination. I use mine a lot." He grinned and looked away.

She blinked. Use her imagination? What was she supposed to think he was also a cryokinetic?

And what did he mean by using his a lot?

…

As they were all settled, a screen appeared, surprising them all.

"So that's how we'll be seeing the future." Nightwing remarked.

Chapter 1- What goes around…

"Sounds like someone's going to be receiving a serving of karmic justice here." Batgirl glanced at Killer Frost who didn't acknowledge her.

There were a few things in life Naruto didn't like. The first was being up in the Watchtower alone with Batman, as he had a tendency to ask about his abilities over and over again.

"Wonderful. Even in the future, you haven't stopped." Naruto sighed.

"I'd stop if you just told it to me." Batman said.

"I already have, Batman. You just don't believe me." Naruto insisted.

"No, your answer was ambiguous at best." Batman replied.

"Trust me, Naruto. Batman's not going to believe you till he finds out more about it without your permission." Nightwing said, getting a poke from Batgirl. "Come on, you know it's true."

"I know it's true, you just didn't have to say it like that." Batgirl said.

Batman ignored the sting his former protege's words caused.

"You know, there's nothing harm in trusting someone with their own secrets, Batman." Catwoman told the man.

"In a world of flip flopping loyalties, trust isn't something I can easily afford to give out, much less to someone who's all but a mercenary." Batman said.

Naruto glared at the man. "Oh fuck you, it's not like you pay me for anything I do. What's going to help me eat and pay my bills? Gratitude?"

"You could get a job like a normal person." Batman replied easily.

Naruto snorted. "Yeah, like I can do superhero work and still work a nine to five like a comic book character."

"Can we not dwell on this now?" Superman rubbed his head tiredly. He'd heard this argument too many times already.

The second thing he disliked was people who did wrong by their friends and family. The third thing was being kept waiting, which was exactly what was happening at the moment.

The twenty two year old blond haired member of the Justice League was sitting atop a large sign that read 'Welcome to Bludhaven' overlooking the traffic on the highway below him. The sound of cars honking and passing by was deafening and he was contemplating leaving if his client didn't show up in the next minute or so.

Batman had a foreboding feeling about who Naruto's client was going to be. He glanced at Nightwing who looked to have drawn the same conclusion.

"You take your jobs in places like this?" Killer Frost asked.

"Not exactly, it's usually in out-of-the-way places, not the top of a billboard. It's a little hard not to notice someone climbing a billboard to meet another person on the top." Naruto scratched his cheek.

"What are the chances you're going to be meeting a superhero?"

Naruto hummed. "Most of them aren't into hiring and I don't think I know anyone based in Bludhaven. You know anyone like that, Batman?"

"We'll find out soon enough." Batman replied curtly.

As a member of the Justice League he was paid decently but not enough to live a comfortable life free of stress like some of their other members. You'd think with how important their job was, and how often they risked their lives to save the country, they'd make a lot more.

That wasn't the case though, and because of that he would take jobs on the side using his abilities. As a meta human with the ability to conjure anything he imagined, his services were often utilized by others for a small fee.

"I'm sorry, what?" Batgirl started.

Catwoman stared at the man in surprise. "Is that really it? You can make anything you imagine?"

Naruto shrugged. "Pretty much, yeah."

"So that's what you meant by using your imagination." Killer Frost muttered enviously. Something like that sounded mind numbingly powerful. Was this why he thought he could survive sleeping with her? If he thought insulated condoms would cut it, he was sorely mistaken.

"Talk about overpowered." Nightwing joked. "I've seen bullshit powers, but this takes the cake. Anything you can imagine? That's just unfair."

Batman didn't say anything. The man had simply told him he used his imagination, but hadn't gone into depth about his ability. This explained a lot about the things he'd seen him do.

"At least now we know where the chair came from." Superman remarked, still trying to wrap his mind around what he'd heard.

For such an ability to be limited by his imagination alone, it made sense why he usually kept it vague. He'd have the whole world after him if it got out to the general public exactly what he could do since people who saw his powers in action just labeled it magic and called it a day.

Some members of the Justice League disapproved but others in the same situation as him had started doing the same thing. It was because of this desire to make a bit more money that he found himself here in Bludhaven.

He'd been contacted by Nightwing to meet him here today at 11 pm. It was now 11:04 and still no sight of Batman's former sidekick.

Superman blinked. So Robin had gone independent and moved to Bludhaven.

"Nightwing?" Batgirl looked at her boyfriend. "What would you feel the need to hire someone for?"

Nightwing shrugged. "I have no idea either."

"Maybe you just want his help?" Superman suggested.

"If he has to take money before helping another hero, he has no business belonging in the league." Batman said.

Naruto rolled his eyes but didn't bother responding.

Just as he was preparing to stand up and send the man an angry text the sound of someone landing behind him halted that plan. Naruto swiveled his head to see the man clad in his usual black suit with blue bird insignia on his chest making him sit down next to him.

"I was just about to leave." Naruto commented, raising a leg up so he could rest his arm on it. Nightwing didn't respond. Instead, he stared down at the passing cars below them for a minute, gathering his thoughts.

"Wonder what's got you so down." Killer Frost said quietly, although it was clear that she was more focused on admiring the aesthetic value the scene provided.

"My bank account's in the negative." Superman said.

"Just think positive." Naruto smiled. "But yeah, is there something you've got troubling you, Nightwing?"

Nightwing shook his head. "No, not at all. At least not yet…how far in the future is this?"

"A year, give or take." Naruto said. "I'm twenty one right now.

"Twenty one and you're trying to pull me?" Killer Frost chuckled.

Naruto blinked. "I'd say you're being pulled already."

She smirked at him. "I don't roll with little boys."

He frowned inwardly at that. He hated when people used that line on him, it was hard to come up with a retort that didn't sound corny or offensive.

Seeing his silence, she turned back to the screen triumphantly.

"Thanks for waiting. Mind telling me what kind of jobs you take on?" He asked, still not looking at him.

The blond frowned at the demeanor his friend was displaying. He wouldn't say they were best pals or anything of the sort but anytime the two worked together, it was usually a relatively good time. To see him this serious looking, even with the mask on was a bit concerning to say the least.

"I'll do almost anything so long as it isn't illegal and I'm getting paid. Why? What do you need me to do?" He asked.

Nightwing sighed and finally turned to look at him. "I need to make use of your skills." He said cryptically.

Naruto nodded, feeling a bit relieved that it wasn't anything bad. "Well, I'm sure you're familiar with how my powers work…" He began but stopped when the man shook his head.

"Not those skills. I've heard you've passed yourself around a lot of the women up in the Watchtower.

"Oh." Batgirl glanced at the man who caught her looking and smiled sheepishly.

Superman rubbed his face in his hands. He'd heard rumors of the man's promiscuity but this confirmed it. How many other things happened under his nose?

"So we've got us a playboy here, hmm?" Killer Frost grinned at the blond.

"I think the real question is why Nightwing has use for that skill in particular." Batman looked at his former protege. Was the boy secretly gay?

"Everybody shout Ho Yay." Killer Frost pointed at Naruto who gave her a baleful look. He knew very much what that meant.

"Maybe he wants Naruto to make a man of him." Catwoman snickered, much to the two's horror.

"Oh, hell no!" Naruto and Nightwing yelled in unison.

"They do kind of have chemistry." Killer Frost formed a heart with her hands and looked at the two males through the shape.

Even Batman couldn't help teasing his ward a bit. "I understand perfectly if you are, Nightwing, but you can't keep this from Batgirl."

"Hey, fuck you! I'm not gay, tell them, Batgirl!" Nightwing turned to his girlfriend for help.

"You're paying a man at night to help you out using his sexual prowess. It does come off as a little odd." She admitted.

"Has it entered any of your minds that I want to use him to honeypot someone?" Nightwing glared at everyone.

"Can you still call it honeypotting if it's a guy doing it?" Catwoman rubbed her chin in thought. "Isn't that the same logic as calling a man a nympho? It's just wrong."

"I think we'll find out if we keep watching." Superman got them back on track, still a little annoyed. This was worse than finding out about the devil's basket game that went on in the watchtower every Friday night.

Naruto didn't blush in embarrassment but smirked at the accusation. "I don't know about that but I've definitely enjoyed the company of a few of our colleagues. Still, I'll ask again. What exactly do you need me to do?"

"You know Barbara? Goes by Oracle these days." He started. Seeing Naruto nod in affirmation he continued.

Batgirl felt her stomach drop. What was Dick doing?

"Who's Barbara?" Catwoman asked.

"I don't know, she's probably one of the people we'll meet in the future." Batman lied calmly although he was anything but calm inside. Why would Dick need Naruto for Barbara? Had the girl become an enemy? Was that why she changed her name to Oracle?

"Looks like you're about to honeypot someone after all." Killer Frost smirked at Naruto who stared at the screen with a frown.

Naruto had taken seduction jobs before, he just didn't enjoy them because they almost always either left him feeling like a whore or very guilty. He didn't know who this Barbara person was, but he hoped she at least deserved what was probably coming to her.

"Maybe you've heard or maybe you haven't but we used to date a few years ago. Long story short she ended up cheating on me with Batman, even got pregnant with his kid but had a miscarriage. This was all before Joker got the drop on her and cost her the use of her lower half."

Batgirl froze. She got paralyzed by The Joker?

"Wow." Naruto whistled.

"That sounds like something out of a poorly written teenage romance novel." Killer Frost's face twisted in disgust.

"Oh God." Superman whispered.

Batman stared at the screen blankly. Barbara was very attractive, but not only was she his best friend 's daughter, he'd also known her since she was twelve! He had to admit, he'd have probably gone after her if the circumstances were different, but they weren't. What had driven his other self to do something like that?

"You did what?!" Nightwing bellowed furiously at his girlfriend.

"Nightwing, calm down! I've never-" Batgirl got up to pacify him but he pushed her away and stomped towards his father figure. She watched him approach the man worriedly. Sure she had a crush on Bruce when she was younger, but it wasn't to the extent where she saw herself getting intimate with him at all, much less behind her boyfriend's back.

"Thought you said you don't know a Barbara." Catwoman glared at the man who ignored her. She'd already figured out that Batgirl was this 'Barbara'. Of all the people he'd sleep with behind her back, it had to be his own ward's girlfriend.

"Really, Batman?! With Barbara?!" He yelled at the man, his face red with anger. "Is this what goes on between you two whenever I'm not in Gotham? You decide to 'fill in' for me?"

"Wait -"

"Is that why you let her in our group?" Nightwing asked. "Cause I remember you weren't all that eager to let her be Batgirl but for some reason, you changed your mind. Is that what happened? She let you fuck her and you decided it was time to give her a chance?"

"I did not!" Batgirl yelled at Nightwing angrily. "I get why you're angry, Nightwing, but don't you ever, for a moment, think I slept my way to where I am right now!"

"And I'm supposed to just believe that?" Nightwing shot back. "People don't fuck each other if there's no attraction, Batgirl!"

"I haven't done anything to her, Nightwing. I swear." Batman defended himself ,but the boy wasn't having any of it.

"Maybe not yet you haven't." He snarled. "We're here to read about the future, what's to say you two aren't already dancing around each other like a pair of insects in love?"

"Didn't you hear, Nightwing? The Joker paralyzed her." Superman reminded the boy of the second part.

"And she got pregnant for Batman!" Nightwing glared at the man. "She got pregnant for her own boyfriend's dad who also happens to be her dad's friend!"

Batgirl winced at his words. She hadn't done anything even remotely romantic with Batman, but it didn't make his words hurt any less.

Naruto, who like the rest, had already figured Batgirl was Barbara, shook his head in pity for the girl, especially her future self. She'd gotten knocked up, miscarried, got dumped by her boyfriend, Batman probably didn't take responsibility for anything and then, she got turned into a paraplegic by a psychotic clown who'd probably tortured her, knowing his nature.

He believed in karma, but that was far, far worse than what she deserved for cheating. And if his other self went through with what he had a feeling Nightwing had planned for her, she'd probably go over the edge. "That's some really gnarly stuff right there."

"I don't think it's going to be all that bad now, at least not for Nightwing." Killer Frost continued to watch the enraged teenager who hadn't stopped arguing with his former mentor.

"Yeah, you can't get cheated on if you separate before it happens." Naruto nodded. "But then again, she and Batman might not even get together after this."

"You never know." Killer Frost shrugged. "If he dumps her, a shoulder to cry on…"

Naruto scoffed. If she still went to Batman after seeing what happened to her, she really did deserve whatever would come after.

Eventually, Superman managed to calm Nightwing down enough for the boy to agree to put the argument on hold but was forced to switch seats. He made a mental note to talk with Batman after the chapter was over.

Batman stayed silent as the scene began to play again, but his mind was racing. It had only just registered to him what happened to Barbara at the hands of the Joker. He began to run through plans on how to keep it all from happening.

Naruto stared wide eyed at the man, this was the first he'd heard of this. He'd met the woman before and she seemed friendly enough. He didn't think she was capable of something like that, with Batman of all people. Having seen how much of a hardass Batman was and how he seemingly cared for the members of the League, it was hard to picture him doing something like that to his own protege.

"You wouldn't be telling me this for no reason." Naruto replied, filing the information away.

"I tried to let it go and move on with my life without them, but I still think about it even now." He said with a hint of anger. Naruto was beginning to think maybe he should've said no to coming here, with the direction this was going he was afraid he'd put a hit out on Oracle and the Dark Knight.

"I don't do assassinations." Naruto waved his arms at the suspicious looks he got. 'At least not for heroes.'

"I need your help to get back at them." Naruto let out a breath he didn't know he'd been holding. Ok, he wasn't planning a murder, he could work with this...maybe.

"I want you to get close to Barbara. Make her feel for you what I felt for her, then destroy it." He said, gripping the metal below them with enough force the blond thought for sure he'd rip through it.

Batgirl grimaced. She already knew she wouldn't enjoy what she'd see.

Naruto sighed. "I know you're hurt by what happened, Nightwing, but revenge isn't the best way to get closure."

His words went ignored by the still scowling Nightwing who ignored everyone else.

Catwoman raised an eyebrow."I didn't think you'd try talking your way out of a future paycheck."

"The only way I'd take that job is if he pays me a crazy amount of money. I have a conscience too."

"That can be ignored for enough money."

"Everybody has a price." Naruto shrugged.

"I don't think there's anything worth sacrificing your conscience for, especially not for monetary gain." Superman said.

"So you wouldn't kill someone if it meant saving Earth?" Naruto raised an eyebrow. "Or you'd rather stay uncompromising and let the world burn?"

Superman didn't respond. He wanted to say he wouldn't, to tell the man that he'd never let things get that bad for as long as he was alive but he knew deep down that it could and if it ever did, he already knew what he'd do.

Naruto smirked. "That's what I thought. Like I said, we all have something worth sacrificing something else for. For me, it just happens to be money."

When no one else spoke, the chapter continued.

"I assume you have a plan in mind for that?" Naruto asked wearily, now really wishing he hadn't shown up.

Nightwing nodded. "She's going to catch you in the act with Catwoman." He said, shocking the blond. How the hell was he supposed to do that? The question must have been clear on his face since the man smirked at him.

Catwoman blinked. "I'm sorry what?"

"Makes sense." Killer Frost nodded in approval. "It's not much of a revenge if it doesn't affect all the guilty parties. Gotta hurt Batman too."

"Good luck with that." Catwoman smiled mockingly. "He's got another thing coming if he thinks he'll be able to get me that easily."

"Nightwing wouldn't hire him if he didn't think he could."

Catwoman's smile tightened. She was far from easy, but Nightwing had known her since he was nine. If he felt someone could seduce her, chances were he was right. It didn't stop her from hoping Naruto failed; she didn't want to see herself literally get fucked just because of another person's mistake.

"I already disapprove of this, but that's very low, Nightwing." Superman frowned at the boy. "What kind of heroes would we be if we went around doing the exact same things we preached against?"

"It's a good thing we only preach against crime then." Nightwing snarked.

Batman sighed. For all his good qualities, Dick was a vengeful person and when he set his mind to getting even, no one could talk him out of it. Tony Zucco was proof of that.

"That's where I'll need your 'skills'. Find a way to make it happen and bring her to the hotel downtown." He said, motioning his head to a large building in the distance. "Take care of business with her and Barbara will have gotten an anonymous message leading her to you."

"You know that's gonna make me look bad up in the Watchtower." He said, crossing his arms.

"I know you slept with Canary while she was still with Arrow, everyone knows, so don't try and play the innocent guy."

Damn.

Naruto mirrored his other's thought as he turned away from the surprised looks everyone sent him.

"That's not possible." Superman shook his head in denial. "Canary wouldn't do that."

"Not yet she hasn't." Killer Frost laughed. Who'd have thought the Justice League would have so much going on in their group? With how much cheating most likely happened, they could probably call themselves a swinger party and get away with it.

"That explains why Nightwing thinks he can pull both me and Batgirl." Catwoman muttered as she stared at Naruto.

He was admittedly very attractive in an exotic manner and would easily make a killing if he went into modelling for beach themed magazines, but that wasn't what she looked for in her men.

"I can't believe Black Canary cheated." Batgirl said quietly. The woman had always been one of her role models because she had the same strength of character as Wonder Woman, but far more laid-back.

"Guess that's one thing you two have in common." Nightwing sniped acidly.

Batman stared at Naruto suspiciously. The man had only been in the league for less than three months but it seemed like he was the center of whatever troubles would befall them in the future. A known mercenary sleeping with a spoken for member of the league with the knowledge that doing so would be sowing the seeds of discord.

It almost sounded like he'd been paid to do it.

"Alright, but even for you, I'm not doing this for free. This is a lot of work. You're asking me to emotionally manipulate a paraplegic woman into thinking I love her, break her heart, and also screw Catwoman. Why her anyway?"

Nightwing scoffed. "Catwoman is probably the only woman Batman genuinely cares about. He's not getting off the hook either."

"You know, I'd feel better to hear that if I wasn't being used as a means to an end." Catwoman smiled humorlessly as she looked at Batman.

"If it makes you feel better, it hasn't happened yet and after this, chances are it never will." Naruto said.

"I sure hope so."

"So you're adding me to the Dark Knight's shit list too. This isn't going to be a cheap job for you, I know I do a lot of things for money but this is messed up. If you don't cough up two million dollars you can forget it." Naruto shot back.

"Two million!" Superman shouted. "That's highway robbery!"

"He's asking me to emotionally catfish a paraplegic and make an enemy of my own ally. He's lucky I didn't just walk out on him." Naruto defended himself. "I can't do something that wrong and still charge the usual rates."

Batgirl scoffed. "And what, taking money is supposed to help with the guilt?"

"That and the fact that even though it's far too harsh, you have it coming." He shot back.

"Naruto, she hasn't done anything." Superman chided the man.

"Yet." Killer Frost ignored the Kryptonian's glare in favour of turning to face Nightwing. "But seriously, I think whatever money you're going to pay Naruto for revenge should be going to a therapist instead."

"I second that opinion." Naruto nodded. "You're messed up, man."

"And you're ready to do it anyways for money." Nightwing smirked unpleasantly. "Who's worse between us two?"

To his surprise, the black haired hero actually chuckled and pulled his phone out. "Is that all? I was sure you'd ask for more but that's fine with me. I'll wire half now and the other half once the job is done."

Naruto felt his own phone vibrate in his pocket. The notification on the screen told him about a pending deposit of one million dollars. The blond glanced back at the man who was standing up and stretching.

"So it begins." Catwoman sighed.

"Why do you look like you're headed towards your own execution?" Killer Frost nudged a tense Naruto who jumped slightly.

"Something tells me I'll become enemy number one by the end of this." He said.

"The only way to become their enemy is by breaking bad." She smirked. "You wouldn't happen to be considering coming to the dark side, would you?"

He snorted. "There's nothing for me there, unfortunately."

"I'm there." She pointed at herself.

"Something tells me you're not much into evil guys." Naruto squinted at her.

"Or maybe I'm not into guys at all."

He snorted inwardly. She'd die single if she was a lesbian. "And you're not even curious about being on the other side of the fence?"

"I can see it, it's a short fence." She grinned.

"I said 'being', not seeing." He corrected her.

"And what would being on the other side give me?" She asked.

"Me." He pointed at himself this time.

"If I wanted to cross the fence, I think I'd rather use a strap on. We don't really need guys anymore, you know." She said jokingly. Superman choked.

"You can't cross a fence without straddling a stick." He winked. "And you know what a stick is? Organic."

She whistled. "Bet you've been waiting to say that, haven't you?"

Superman rolled his eyes at the two, feeling a little jealous of them. This would have probably been him and Lois if he hadn't been brought here.

"Try to make contact as soon as possible and let me know when I need to book the hotel." He said, preparing to leave.

Naruto just stared at the notification on his phone. In a few minutes he'd made enough to live well off even in the most expensive cities in America, and once he finished crushing two people's spirits it would double.

"Nightwing." He called out. "You're sick man, see a therapist."

The man shook his head. "So you're not gonna do it?" He asked, pulling his phone back out.

Naruto shook his head. "No, I'm gonna do it. I'm just saying this is twisted beyond belief. This is some villainous shit you're asking for. I don't think someone like Lex Luthor would do some shit like this."

"You're the one agreeing to do it for money. So which one of us is worse? You have my number, keep me updated." With that, the man left, leaving him alone to his thoughts. He never thought he'd see the day where he saw someone have a breakdown like this in real time. Still, Nightwing had a point.

Naruto had to agree with his other self. Nightwing was fucked up in the head, but he was the one ditching his own morals and conscience for money that he didn't even need.

He wasn't a billionaire and two million was still a lot of money for him, but he'd still be very well off even without it, it was just a very, very nice addition to his account.

But still, he'd taken the job and had been paid. And when he was paid, he always saw the job through.

He was twisted for asking for this but he was no better for accepting it since he could pay. He sighed and stood up. Regardless of his feelings he'd received a deposit and Nightwing was his client now, he'd see the job through to the end.

A part of him knew it was morally wrong to go through with it, but if Nightwing's story was legit, he couldn't say they didn't have it coming. 'Oh well. I'll get started tomorrow.' He thought to himself as he disappeared from atop the sign.

…

The next morning he woke up and went online to see if Barbara was online on her social media account. While he wasn't much for posting or anything like that, he did follow most of the Justice League members and the women were very active there in their free time.

"Like her posts, follow her and when the time is right, get into her DM and then, her pants." Killer Frost smirked.

"You make it sound so easy." Batgirl grumbled.

"You're a paraplegic. I'm pretty sure guy's aren't flocking around you and you probably appreciate what attention you get. A guy developing an interest in you, even if platonic would get to your heart." Killer Frost pointed out bluntly.

"A little too harsh there, Frost." Naruto shook his head.

She shrugged. "I'm just saying it as it is."

Batgirl balled her hands into fists. She couldn't have been reduced to that, had she? She'd been dwelling on the topic of her impending infidelity so much that she'd almost forgotten about getting paralyzed. What had her life become afterwards?

She couldn't be Batgirl anymore, that much was obvious and knowing Batman, it wouldn't take long for him to find a replacement if someone else hadn't taken the mantle for themselves similar to what she'd done.

She didn't have many friends and most of her girlfriends were also superheroes. She knew Bruce wouldn't visit due to not being supposed to be anything more than an acquaintance and she highly doubted he'd do so as Batman and Dick sure as hell didn't care about her anymore.

She didn't even want to think about how things were with her dad. He'd have found out that she was Batgirl from that incident and if he did, she was sure he wouldn't take it well. He'd probably figure out that Batman knew who she was beneath the mask and their friendship would be ruined.

Her fists tightened further as she blinked away frustrated tears. Why was all this going to happen to her? Why did it have to be her The Joker caught? Why did she even cheat on Dick at all, much less with Bruce of all people? Why hadn't Dick decided it was enough punishment for her that she couldn't use her legs anymore?

Superman stared at the girl pityingly, having heard her quiet sobs and smelt the tears in her eyes. He wanted nothing more than to say something to comfort her, but he couldn't think of anything. He could sympathize, but he couldn't emphasize, not in this situation.

So it was with a heavy heart that he turned back to the screen and pretended not to hear anything.

He found Barbara's account and sent her a quick good morning message before proceeding with his day. Over the course of the day he managed to keep her engaged in conversation unrelated to work and dropping small compliments here and there. By the end of the night he even had her playing that game where one likes a picture, then another and so on and she would respond in kind.

The next couple weeks the trend continued, this time having moved over to texting as she'd sent him her personal number so she didn't have to always be on the app. They would talk for hours on end about anything and everything. Her time as Batgirl, her hobbies, what she would do to help out even wheelchair bound.

He did find it amazing that even while condemned to a chair she managed to use her tech abilities to find a way to still help. It wasn't until a month later that the two met up at a local coffee shop for a drink before he had to go on patrol.

"Only a month? You sure work fast." Catwoman had to admit, she was impressed. Most superheroes on social media didn't even respond to messages, much less give their personal contact to a stranger they met on the same platform.

"Gee, thanks." Naruto muttered. He hadn't even done anything to her yet and he already felt like shit.

"Second-hand guilt already getting to you?" Killer Frost asked. Before he could respond, she continued. "Yeah, been there. There's no real way to get over it, the best you can do is remind yourself that it's not actually you doing it. Well, it is you, but not you."

"It's a lot easier said than done." Naruto said.

"You shouldn't give your personal details out that quickly." Batman quietly told Batgirl who scowled at him.

"It's kind of obvious at this point that I know he's one of you." She replied snappily.

"He could be lying."

"You think I wouldn't have done my own research?" She asked.

Batman quietened at that. Of course she'd have found out everything she could about him before giving him anything personal, much less agreeing to meet him in person.

When he arrived he noticed her towards the back of the shop with a book in hand and a drink on the counter. Next to her was another drink with a bit of steam rising from the top. She must have arrived not too long ago and taken it upon herself to order.

She turned around having heard the small chime of the door and smiled when she saw him. He noticed she was dressed in black jeans with flats along with a red button up shirt. Despite what he'd been told about her it didn't stop him from thinking she looked really good.

"He's not lying." Naruto glanced at Batgirl. Even with the suit on, she was still very attractive.

Naruto made his way over and pulled out the chair to sit down. "Hey Barbara. Nice to see you." He greeted her warmly.

The former Batgirl returned his smile and greeted him back. "Hello Naruto. It's nice to see you too. It's strange, I think this is the first time we've actually met for something not work related."

'Oh fuck, she's nice!' Naruto lamented.

Her cheating aside, Barbara looked to be a good person. Why couldn't she have at least been rude? It'd have made all this easier and he wouldn't feel as bad.

"Yeah I think it is. I've just never had the opportunity to talk to you really." He confessed. "But we're here now and I have about twenty minutes before I have to start my patrols. So how's your week been?" He asked, taking a sip of his drink.

Barbara recounted the events of the past few days in vivid detail, feeling glad to have someone besides her girlfriends to listen to. She knew they'd take her side on anything she said unless it was work related so it was nice to have another perspective on things.

Naruto meanwhile listened the entire time, keeping his eyes on hers letting her know he was paying attention. What felt like five minutes quickly turned into twenty and before the pair knew it, Naruto was set to start his shift. Not knowing when he'd have another opportunity, he made his first move right there.

"You know, you two actually have chemistry." Catwoman squinted at the screen. "You'd make a really good couple."

Batgirl's already bad mood soured further at that.

Naruto, on the other hand, fully believed the woman. He'd had to listen to women, both client and target, talk, but most of the time, he didn't care one bit about what they had to say and simply pretended to listen. But this time, it was different.

This would stay with him forever, he just knew it.

"Hey Barbara." He called out while she was putting her phone in her purse. "Thanks for the drink."

She smiled at him and shook her head, tucking a strand of hair behind her ear. "You're welcome. Well, I have to get going too, I have a few errands I need to run."

"Before you go." She looked up at him with a questioning look. "Would you like to go out this weekend?" He asked, catching her slightly off guard. "There's a new exhibit at the museum a few streets down if you'd like to go."

Her mouth opened and closed a few times before she was able to gather herself. "Uh, yeah that sounds great. Text me the details?"

"Yeah, I'll text you tonight." He held the door open for her so she wouldn't have trouble exiting and disappeared from view leaving the woman to let a shade of red appear on her face. It had taken everything she had to not blush out of embarrassment having been caught off guard by his sudden question.

Batgirl sighed again as she watched her blushing self leave the cafe. Killer Frost was right, she was being very easy.

She rolled away with a noticeable smile on her face, unaware of Naruto's invisible figure watching her from atop a building.

'I know she hurt Nightwing badly but this is gonna kill me inside just a bit.' He thought before actually leaving to get to work.

"It's because you're still a good person." Superman said, trying to lift Naruto's spirits. He could see the blond dampening further with each scene as if what he was going to do was weighing down on him even further.

"Good people don't do stuff like this for money, Superman." Naruto responded.

"No, they don't." The kryptonian admitted. "But bad people don't feel bad about it and now that you've seen what's going to happen, you know what to avoid."

Killer Frost smiled ruefully. The man's words hadn't been directed at her, but she felt them all the same. Maybe if she'd seen her own future too, she wouldn't have replicated Caitlyn's experiment.

Later that night after an easy day of patrolling he laid in bed and texted Barbara, letting her know the time and place to meet up. The exhibit was on for the next two weeks or so and he scheduled it for five days from now. She knew where the place was and told him she would be there. He shook his head and laid his head down on the pillow, staring aimlessly at the ceiling above him.

This was messed up in all sorts of ways. Barbara and Batman for their treachery, Nightwing for orchestrating this elaborate plot, and him for actively participating. Still though, two million dollars was a lot of money.

'What goes around comes back around, I suppose'. He thought to himself. Picking up his phone, he texted Nightwing, giving him an update on his progress. While he thought it was messed up, he was still his client and would get the job done regardless of how he felt.

The man responded positively and told him to keep it up and to not forget to let him know when he got Catwoman. That presented another problem, how was he supposed to get her to agree to sleep with him? The two had only run into each other a handful of times, making a meeting between them rare.

He turned in for the night, deciding to worry about it in the morning. Placing his phone on the table, he turned the lights off and went to sleep.

"You have a big day tomorrow." Killer Frost said. "Can't show up to a date with eye bags."

"I'd say I'm leaving tomorrow's problems for tomorrow's me." Naruto smiled halfheartedly.

"Amen to that." Nightwing nodded.

In the blink of an eye, the day was here. He stood outside the door of the museum dressed in casual clothes consisting of a pair of black jeans, nike's, and a dark blue short sleeve button up shirt. He checked his phone and saw that it was a few minutes past their meeting time.

'I can see why Nightwing and her were together. They both like to keep people waiting.' He thought to himself, slightly irritated.

Batgirl flushed slightly. She took great pride in her punctuality. Either her future self had become lazy or losing her legs had robbed her of that as well.

"Yeesh, a girl who has to wheel her way everywhere kept you waiting? The fiend." Catwoman rolled her eyes.

"Yeah, it wouldn't hurt to cut her a little slack." Superman agreed.

"I understand, but she could circumvent that issue by leaving home earlier." Naruto shrugged.

"Sorry I'm late. Had a little trouble at home." He heard from beside him. Barbara rolled up until she was next to him and offered him an apologetic smile.

"No worries. I haven't been here long anyway. Come on, let's go inside." He said, slowly making his way towards the door. He'd looked up tips on what going on a date with a wheelchair-ridden woman was like and saw that he shouldn't jump at the chance to push her unless it was asked for.

"That's rather thoughtful of you." Catwoman said.

"Whatever helps him get the job done quicker." Batgirl said sourly.

Naruto frowned at that, but didn't say anything. He couldn't say he'd be better if he were in her place.

She rolled into the building and slowly, the two made their way around the exhibit. The pieces were interesting and the two often found themselves discussing certain pieces and what they thought the artist was thinking when he created them. Overall, it was an enjoyable time.

"Naruto." Barbara called out as they sat at a small table in the food area of the building. "Can I ask you something?"

"Sure."

"What made you decide to ask me out today?" She asked.

'Nightwing hasn't gotten over what you did to him so he hired me to help him.' He thought instantly. He couldn't say that though. "Well, during the time we were chatting I thought you were funny, clearly smart, and driven from what you've told me about yourself. There were times I found myself grinning like an idiot at my phone while reading a message and thought, 'I wonder if she's like this in person too' and decided to find out." He responded.

In spite of herself, Batgirl felt a little warmth in her chest from his words. Hearing someone not only compliment her, but talk about her being the one behind their smile touched her in a way she'd never felt before. No wonder her other self had gotten so close to him so fast, she'd have probably done the same thing too.

"Gotta admit though, you can make things up." Catwoman said. "I almost believed that."

'I don't think anything he said was a lie.' Naruto thought. His other self seemed to genuinely like Barbara and he didn't like it one bit.

He'd finally met the closest thing to 'the one' and he had to break her heart for her petty, rich ex who thought revenge was better than therapy.

It wasn't completely a lie, everything he said was true. It just wasn't the main reason he did so. Chances were, had he not known about her affair with Batman and the damage it did to Nightwing, he'd have asked her out if given the chance.

Barbara's mouth was slightly open at the confession and she quickly closed it, realizing he was still looking at her. "It doesn't bother you that I'm like this." She asked, pointing at herself. It was clear she was talking about the wheelchair. She looked good in the sundress she was wearing so that was the only thing.

He shook his head. "No, I'll admit this is the first time I've ever been on a date with a paralyzed woman but I don't care about that. I'm having a good time with you and I hope that can continue."

Barbara quickly took a sip of her drink in order to gather her thoughts, not expecting him to be so concise with his answer. "Well, I'm sure it will. Come on, let's finish up. We still have a few other rooms to check out."

"Shooting, he gets to scoring. I think he's Jordan." Killer Frost rapped.

"Yeah, he's definitely scored." Catwoman said.

"I had a great time. Thank you." She said, having turned the chair to look up at him.

He smiled at her. "I did too. Any chance we can do it again soon?" He asked.

"Yeah I think we can do that." She replied, extending a hand. Naruto took it, and found himself being pulled down towards her. He felt her lips plant themselves on his cheek for a brief moment before it was over. She said nothing else and made her way up the small ramp available and waved at him before she disappeared through the door.

He stared at the door for a moment before being on his way as well.

In spite of already knowing what was coming, Batgirl had to admit it was a nice moment between them.

"You think he's having second thoughts about this?" Catwoman asked.

"Would it really matter?" Killer Frost shrugged. She doubted Naruto would back out now even if he didn't want to do it anymore.

Catwoman thought for a moment before shaking her head. "I guess not."

Over the next two months they went on more dates, one every two or three days. Movies, picnics, other museums, dinners, the whole shabang. It wasn't until the beginning of the third month of them seeing each other that she suggested they stay at his place for the night instead of going out.

"Yeah, she wants to fuck." Killer Frost grinned at a flushed Batgirl who looked uncomfortable at that.

"No I don't, I just don't see the point in going on dates all the time anymore." She defended herself weakly.

It wasn't even like she'd be able to feel anything that'd happen even if they did have sex unless the Joker somehow managed to paralyze her below the groin rather than the waist.

"Don't worry, we understand." Catwoman patted her on the shoulder. "He's hot, he's good company and he probably hasn't said anything about wanting to sleep with you yet."

Batgirl glared at the woman through a reddened face. "My boyfriend's still here."

Nightwing rolled his eyes. "Having a boyfriend didn't stop you from sleeping with someone else, why should it stop you from talking about sleeping with another person?"

Naruto palmed his face. Seriously, how could a superhero be this petty?

He wasn't as enthusiastic about that. He didn't want his private moment with her shown for everyone to see, but he had a feeling he wouldn't get what he wanted.

He had no problem with this and set up a movie on the large tv he'd gotten, courtesy of Nightwing. Barbara arrived at eight pm dressed in some sweatpants and a matching thin gray sweatshirt. He let her in and once they reached the living room, he reached down and princess-carried her out of the chair and onto the couch.

"Thanks." She muttered, still embarrassed that he had to do that for her.

"No problem." He replied, sitting down next to her. "Ready for the movie?"

Neither said another word and tried to enjoy the admittedly terrible movie. Somewhere in the middle of the movie just as a building was exploding, the blond felt her hand reach over and place itself on his thigh.

Killer Frost grinned. "Shawty wanna fuck…"

"I crack a stupid joke…" Catwoman joined in.

"It still makes her giggle, now I'm one step closer.."

"To seeing that booty jiggle!" Catwoman cackled. "Or since she's paralyzed, I think he'll have to settle for lifting her while they're doing it so her legs can clap together like hands."

Batgirl buried her head in her hands with a despairing groan as the two women continued to make fun of her.

"I hate that song." Naruto muttered.

"It's a bad day for you then because it got remastered." Killer Frost laughed at him.

Nightwing frowned. His other self hired Naruto to do this to her, but it didn't mean he wanted to see it getting done.

"Isn't there a way to skip this or something?" Superman asked no one in particular and got no response. "Of course there isn't."

"I thought you'd have been prepared to see this given the beginning had Naruto and Nightwing talking about him fucking her."

He looked over at her to see her giving him a knowing look and moved her hand upwards just a tad bit.

"Barbara." He muttered. Normally at this point he'd have gotten the hint and began kissing her knowing where it was going but this was a new situation.

"It's been three months. I think we both know why I wanted to spend the night." She whispered to him after leaning in slightly. "It'll be different since, you know, I can't really feel down there but that's not the point. I want to do it." She said with conviction.

Naruto stared at her for a moment and inwardly shrugged. He was all for new experiences. Their faces leaned closer to one another until they were engaged in a heated make out session. This wasn't the first time they'd kissed, far from it. It was the first time he knew they'd be going all the way though.

Barbara raised her arms to let the sweatshirt be removed, exposing a very small thin tank top. She wasn't wearing a bra if the outlines of her nipples poking through the fabric was any indication. That too was swiftly removed revealing her light nipples.

Batgirl was pleasantly surprised when the screen went off before her body could be shown.

"Booo, let's see the goods." Killer Frost waved a downward thumb.

"I think you're the only one who wants to see them go at it." Catwoman chuckled.

Not wanting to be the only one exposed, the former Batgirl pulled his shirt over his head exposing his well built body.

"Let's go." She said.

"You know, I didn't take you for the type to want to lead. Even with no legs, you're telling him what to do." Catwoman sent a blushing Batgirl a smirk. "Wonder what you do when you can be in charge."

Killer Frost squinted at the girl. "Polite and a museum lover. She's either a cold fish in bed or the fiftieth shade of gray. Which one are you?"

"I'm not going to answer that." Batgirl looked away from her.

"Fiftieth shade of gray?" Superman frowned, not getting the reference.

"Oh yeah, the 'cultured' people are usually the biggest freaks." Catwoman nodded. "I used to have a bunch of them pay for my time. They come up with a lot of downright disturbing stuff to do."

"Really? What's one of them?" Killer Frost asked. She, like most people, knew Catwoman's civilian persona as well as her history after the woman's arrest and public trial.

Catwoman rubbed her chin. "There's a lot of them, but one that stuck with me was an art curator who wanted me to force him to talk about all the things he hates about himself and the regrets he has. First time I ever saw a guy cry and still nut all over himself."

If Superman's eyes got any wider, she was sure they'd fall out. "I'm sorry, what?"

"Yeah." She shrugged with a small smile. "Sadly, there's worse."

Naruto shuddered. Apparently, those rumors of rich people having the weirdest fetishes wasn't just a conspiracy.

The blond took her in his arms and made his way to his bedroom before gently placing her on the bed. Barbara used her arms to move herself to the center of the bed and motioned him to join him.

"I'm gonna need some help taking these off." She pointed at her sweatpants. He removed his own pants first and joined her on the bed. He swiftly pulled her pants down to reveal light pink lacy panties. He looked up at her with a raised eyebrow much to her embarrassment.

Catwoman raised an eyebrow. "Pink? Really?"

Nightwing scowled, feeling a little torn. On one hand, this was what his other self wanted to happen, but he didn't want to hear about her fucking another guy, especially not while they were still together.

"I don't know, I kind of like them." Naruto didn't bother fighting off the mental images of a half naked Barbara. Shit, he couldn't blame Batman for not resisting her.

"You strike me as the type of guy to like anything." Killer Frost stared at him flatly.

He shrugged. "What can I say, I'm not picky. If it looks good on you, it's fine with me."

"Sure it is." She rolled her eyes.

"Don't just stare." He chuckled and removed them as well and finally saw the equally pink lips that she'd been covering.

"Mary has a pussy." This time, it was Catwoman who started.

"Mary has a pretty pussy." Killer Frost grinned. Her grin widened when she saw Batgirl screw her eyes shut in embarrassment.

"Mary-"

"Can you two stop?!" Superman half yelled. "Would it kill you two to let a scene pass without cracking some sex related joke?"

Catwoman pouted. "We're talking about a cat here, Superman. What were you thinking about?"

The kryptonian paused for a moment before shaking his head and turned back to the screen. God, these two were worse than Booster Gold and Blue Beetle.

He wasn't sure if her body would respond to stimulation and lubricate but just in case he gave it an experimental lick. She had laid back to stare at the ceiling, probably not wanting it to be awkward that she couldn't feel anything.

Naruto reached up to pinch her nipples with one hand, and smiled at the moans she emitted. For the next few minutes while he ate her out he made sure to tease her chest as much as he could while he lubed her up. Her body did respond as it turned out as he could taste the sweet nectar she produced, even if she didn't feel it.

Batgirl shuffled awkwardly in her seat. The sounds of her own moans and Naruto eating her out were turning her on a lot more than she thought they would. Her other self couldn't feel her lower half and she knew from experience that playing with her boobs alone wouldn't be able to elicit a vocal reaction from her.

Either the blond was just that good or she was a lot more sensitive than she thought.

She glanced at Naruto who was quietly listening to the sounds as well. As if he could feel himself getting watched, he looked around before their eyes met and she turned away quickly.

The blond smiled. Cute.

"Are you ready Barbara?" He asked as he crawled above her and captured her lips with his.

She nodded.

Naruto lined himself up with her and just before he penetrated, he activated his power. He rewrote Barbara's reality using his imagination conjuring ability to where she would be able to feel him inside her and all the pleasure that would come with it.

Batgirl's head shot up. What?!

"Wait, he did what?" Killer Frost's eyes widened.

"Apparently, his imagination is capable of more than conjuration." Superman stared at the man.

Batman stared at the man in shock. How had someone like him flown under the radar for as long as he had with a power like this?

"So if he imagines a cripple still has limbs, they'd get their limbs back?" Killer Frost asked with a hint of hope in her voice. Could he save her from her weakness?

"It's not permanent though." Naruto shut her down. "The moment I pretty much stop imagining it, it's gone."

"Oh."

"Why didn't you just heal her completely then?" Catwoman asked. "It makes more sense than just letting her feel you two fuck."

Naruto hmm'd. "I'd be giving and even if I don't mean to, taking away her ability to walk and probably her hope as well. That's just cruel."

"At least you're letting her enjoy sex." Killer Frost joked.

Nightwing scowled at the reminder.

Having done that, he pushed his rod in, spreading her nether lips as he did so. He wasn't sure if the lack of use of her bottom half had anything to do with it but she was absurdly tight.

"Ohhh" She moaned out loud then turned to look at him with wide eyes. "What?" She asked, slightly startled.

Naruto

pretended not to hear and continued pushing into her, enjoying the way she threw her head back in pleasure as their bodies finally connected. Not giving her a chance to gather herself, he pulled out and just as quickly thrusted himself back inside.

Naruto felt himself slowly harden as he listened to the woman's moans. He didn't have to see her to imagine the way her face would twist in pleasure and her breasts would bounce as he fucked her.

He glanced at a red faced Batgirl who bit her lip as she listened.

"Oh God." Superman buried his face in his hands. Batman agreed with the man. He really didn't want to be listening to this. It felt wrong on multiple levels.

His eyes went from her pleasure stricken face to the sight of her breasts bouncing up and down with every thrust. The sight of her tits bouncing, combined with the snug heat and wetness that was currently enveloping him was amazing.

"Shit, that's hot." Killer Frost whispered she rubbed her legs together, her breath hitching a little with the little jolts of pleasure that traveled up her spine from her groin.

Nightwing felt like he was going to vomit. The noise of flesh slapping against flesh, Barbara's pleasured gasps, Naruto's faint grunts and the wet sound of his dick sliding in and out of her made his heartbeat skyrocket and his stomach twist in an unpleasant way.

Catwoman licked her lips. It looked like the blond really knew what he was doing down there. She idly wondered if the one in the room with her was anything like his other self.

He slowed down a few minutes after she began tightening up around him and cumming for the first time in who knows how long. He didn't stop his motions, still enjoying the way her womanhood seemed eager to keep him in her.

Naruto kissed her slowly and moved a strand of hair out of her face. "How are you doing Barbara?"

"I...can feel it somehow." She moaned in a sexy tone. Her eyes were still half lidded, she was clearly focused on continuing to get off. "I don't know why...but I can. Ask later...fuck me now" She pleaded.

Batgirl sighed at the damp heat in her crotch area. She really hoped the chapter would end soon. As much as she wanted to clear things out with Dick and Bruce, she really needed to let off steam.

He smirked and sped up his thrusts, causing the woman beneath him to moan louder than she had before.

"Just like that, don't stop! I'm...I'm...cumming" She squealed. Once again her core tightened up and he could feel every part of her pussy doing its best to get him to erupt. It almost worked but he managed to hold on, but he knew it wouldn't be for long.

"Barbara. I'm close too, what do you want me to do?" He asked, still keeping his face pace.

"Inside." Catwoman grinned.

"No!" Batgirl shouted. She couldn't get pregnant!

She bit her lip and shook her head, though with how her body was bouncing he wasn't sure what she was going for.

"Can't….inside. Come here…" She moaned, pointing at her face.

Moments before he knew he'd blow he pulled out of her, a wet slosh sound was produced as he did so. He quickly made his way over to her head and in an instant her mouth was swallowing his cock. She'd given him head before, but she'd never been this enthusiastic about it. Given how close he was she only had to top him up for about ten minutes before he could feel it coming.

"Ten minutes? That's a whole lot of stamina for a guy who was close before." Killer Frost fixed Naruto with a half lidded stare that made him gulp. "What do you say we talk about the other things your imagination can do when this is done?"

"I say I'm down." He grinned.

"I'm close, Barb." He warned, using one of her old nicknames. The woman didn't stop and continued what she was doing. Just before he blew she let him go and opened her mouth. The first couple of shots landed perfectly in her mouth while the others hit part of her chin and cheek.

"What's wrong, don't like to swallow?" Catwoman smirked at Batgirl who ignored her.

As if on cue, the screen came on again, showing Barbara's cum stained face. Batgirl moaned in despair.

Killer Frost whistled. "Damn, Batgirl. I know this is weird, but you look good that way."

Naruto had to agree with the woman. There was something about seeing her with his own cum on her face that somehow made her more desirable in his eyes.

Nightwing grimaced at the sight.

He took a few deep breaths and laid down beside her, watching as she scooped up the bits on her face and also took them into her mouth before swallowing. The sight had him ready to again, and she took notice of it but gave him a sad smile.

"I'd love to continue but I'm actually spent. I don't know how but I could feel it." She said softly reaching between her legs only to find that she couldn't feel her fingers. "I'm not sure why I can't anymore. That was the best I've had though. We can try again tomorrow in the morning if you want." She offered, feeling pathetic that this was all she was capable of.

"I'd say you did more than enough." Naruto comforted Batgirl who didn't respond.

"Err, other her." Killer Frost reminded him with a smirk.

Naruto shrugged. "Same person, different time positions."

She snorted amusedly, but didn't retort.

"It's not your fault. We can do it again tomorrow. For now I'm just glad you got to enjoy it." He said, pulling her close to him after her face was cleaned and hugging her.

The two cuddled for an hour before going to sleep. Things only seemed to get better for them after that night and the two could be found going at it either at his or her place at least three times a week. He'd gotten in contact with Nightwing after the first night, letting him know of his progress and was reminded about the second part of the plan.

"Oh yeah, the plan." Catwoman deflated. "I guess it's my turn."

Batman's jaw clenched at the thought of the cat burglar getting ensnared in Nightwing's plan.

Whether it was by chance or not, he found an opportunity to get to Catwoman.

He'd heard from a source that a truck full of diamonds was going to be stopping by a jewelry store not too far from here to pick up a shipment of sold goods. In that truck were supposed to be a handful of the largest jewels in the world. That was something he was sure she'd be taking an interest in.

Catwoman couldn't fault him for choosing such an obvious tactic for catching her attention but it didn't leave her any less annoyed that it probably worked too.

"It's almost sad that he knows you that well without even meeting you." Killer Frost muttered.

"Diamonds are a girl's best friend and I'm pretty sure everyone already knows that about me considering how easily I get found these days." She replied a little annoyedly.

"Have you considered changing your modus operandi?" Batgirl snarked.

Catwoman waved her off. She lived for the thrill of the lifestyle.

When night fell on the day of the pick up, he was ready. Naruto stood atop a building across the street, using his power to make himself invisible and waited. He smirked to himself a few minutes later when the aerobatic woman in the black skin tight suit landed on the roof of the jewelry store and hid herself from view, waiting for the truck to arrive.

"Oh that's just unfair." Catwoman complained. She liked risks, not guaranteed failure. How could she escape someone she couldn't even see?

"Life's not fair." Naruto grinned.

He disappeared from his position and reappeared next to her, crouching down to look at the street. "They should be here any minute." He whispered.

Right as he finished speaking, he tilted his head to the side to let the heel of her boot miss his face by a few centimeters.

"What are you doing here?" She hissed in alarm, seeing the man dressed in a black version of his league uniform. He wore black pants and a black jacket with a hood over his face that had the added property of concealing his facial features.

"He's here to cheat on Batgirl with you for two million." Killer Frost said.

"You make it sound like it'll be so easy. I'm not cheap enough to sleep with someone on the same day I met him, you know." Catwoman folded her arms.

"Not for free, you're not."

Catwoman didn't react to that beyond her finger twitching. Oh, this bitch.

"I was hoping to run into you actually." He said casually.

Catwoman raised an eyebrow and smirked before taking a seat on a small slab next to the edge on the roof. Crossing one leg over the other she rested her head on her palm.

"Flexible." Naruto idly noted. He didn't know many people capable of crossing a leg fully.

Killer Frost rolled her eyes. "Oh come on, there's like a dozen people who can do that."

"Can you?" Catwoman gave the woman a knowing look.

She scowled. "I said a dozen, I didn't say I was one of them."

Nightwing kept himself from talking. People usually didn't find it impressive when a guy told them he was flexible.

"And what exactly do you need from me?"

Naruto smirked back and shrugged. "Nothing much, I just figured I'd take a chance and see if you'd like to go get a drink sometime."

"I wanna hang out and get to know you, like, oh my days." Naruto grinned at the cat burglar who laughed.

Superman sighed. Was it too much to ask for one scene to go uninterrupted?

That must have surprised her as her smirk was gone, replaced by an incredulous look. She blinked a few times, trying to wrap her mind around what had just happened. It only took a few moments before she started chuckling softly. "You waited out here, in the cold for who knows how long, just to ask me out for a drink?"

He nodded. "Pretty much."

"Simp." Nightwing pointed a finger at a scandalized looking Naruto.

"Excuse me? It's not simping if you're doing it for money." He defended himself.

"Yeah, two million's a lot of money and people do worse for less." Killer Frost agreed with him. "I've seen people lick the tires of an off-road racing truck clean for a hundred bucks."

Naruto shuddered. "Yech, the diseases they'd get from that would cost a hundred times the amount to treat."

"Some people don't think that way." She shrugged. "Besides, she's kind of worth it so I can't blame you."

Catwoman frowned. She wasn't 'kind of' worth it, she was more than worth waiting in the rain for.

"Why?" She asked with a little suspicion in her voice. "For you to be here right now means you know what I'm planning. How do I know this isn't some plot for you to arrest me as soon as I try to steal."

"I would've apprehended you already." That was true.

"Yeah, not much you can do against a guy who can spawn cuffs around your hands." Naruto wiggled his fingers goofily.

Catwoman rolled her eyes but when she tried and failed to raise her hands, she looked down to see them bound by cuffs. "You'd be the rage in BDSM orgies."

Naruto smiled and raised a hand. Almost immediately he did, a ball gag appeared in Catwoman's mouth, shocking the woman. "You didn't know? I'm the forty-ninth shade of gray."

She glared at him and tried to speak but stopped when she felt a trail of saliva trail down her chin.

Killer Frost laughed. "Man, I wish you could keep her this way for the rest of this chapter."

"I don't think the others would like that so all good things must come to an end." Naruto blinked and as quickly as they'd appeared, the binds vanished.

"I see you're not as good an escape artist as you claim you are." Batman lightly teased an annoyed Catwoman as she wiped the saliva off.

"Oh, shove it up your ass." She flipped him off. "It's not my fault there's someone with the real life equivalent of command prompt."

Catwoman hummed to herself. She was still trying to win over Batman but getting a free drink wouldn't be so bad. "Give me a reason to say yes." She challenged.

"I'll leave and let you do your thing here." He was willing to let her pull off a heist? Just like that?

Batman frowned. "You shouldn't."

"It's all part of my plan." Naruto smiled. "Man, I feel like Aizen."

Killer Frost blinked. "Who?"

Batgirl looked at him weirdly. She didn't take him for someone to watch animations. Not that she had much grounds on which to judge him, she was a big fan of them too.

"Fine. Tomorrow night at the Iceberg Lounge. 9pm." She agreed.

Naruto made a note of that in his phone and quickly texted Nightwing the details to let him do whatever he needed.

"Sounds good. I'll see you there." As if he

was a ghost, his form disappeared from in front of her into thin air. She looked around to make sure he was really gone and turned her attention down below when the truck finally arrived.

Deciding to think about her date later tonight, she put the goggles over her eyes and prepared her whip. She had diamonds to rob.

"Come to think of it, where do those diamonds go anyways?" Batgirl couldn't help asking. "You've stolen hundreds of them but you still aren't as rich as you should be and you don't keep any except for the most unique ones."

Catwoman shrugged. "Selina Kyle makes a lot of donations for the preservation of endangered wildlife."

Nightwing sighed. "Poison Ivy carries out acts of terrorism to preserve plant life, you carry out acts of theft to preserve wildlife. What is it with Gotham environmentalists and turning to crime to support their notions?"

"It's not like anything else works." Catwoman snapped. "If there were any less corruption, we'd be able to achieve the same reason via legal means."

Batman stayed quiet. This same topic had caused multiple falling outs between him and Selina.

Friday night came in the blink of an eye and Naruto was making his way to the Penguin's base of operations. He was dressed in his regular civilian clothing, not bothering to disguise himself as he didn't believe in the secret identity thing. Even if someone knew who he was, what could they possibly do to him?

Stepping inside, the sound of moderate volume music assaulted his ears, and many people were inside mingling about discussing something or another. He made his way to the 'frozen' bar and ordered two drinks, leaving the money on the counter.

A minute or so passed before his date arrived. Catwoman strutted over to him and sat down on the small stool provided and rested her elbow on the counter. "Already got the drinks ready I see."

"I figured you wouldn't be long so why wait? Cheers." They tapped their glasses together and downed their drinks. Naruto found that Selina, as she told him to call her for the night, was actually pretty fun to be around.

"As I stared into his deep, soulful blue eyes, I felt weak in the knees and short of words. It was at that moment that I realized…" Killer Frost paused for dramatic effect. "...I had been roofied."

Naruto frowned. "I'd never do that."

Killer Frost raised her hands in surrender. "I'm not saying you would, I'm just saying what could have happened."

Catwoman paled. What if Naruto really didn't want to go through the effort of seducing her and decided to go the easy route? It wouldn't be hard for him to simply spawn a sedative in her drink even while she drank.

"Yeah, it's dumb of you to just drink it down that quickly, but I doubt he did anything to you." Nightwing said.

"He's a hero, forgive me for thinking he was above doing something like that." She huffed.

"Tell that to Bueno Excellente." Nightwing shuddered along with Superman. Even Batman looked disturbed.

"Who's that?" Naruto asked.

"It's best you don't know, Naruto." Superman said. "It's really for the best you don't know."

Killer Frost raised an eyebrow. So not all the heroes were all about truth and justice, huh.

She was flirty, playful, and spoke what was on her mind. All qualities he found attractive in a woman. It wasn't long before the two made their way to another area of the lounge where the music was more upbeat and trendy. Naruto didn't put up any resistance as she led him by the hand to the dancefloor and positioned his hands on her hips while she pressed her back to his chest and began to move to the music.

"Kylie give me just a chance, let's go out and dance." Killer Frost did a small dance, making sure to give Naruto a good view of her swinging hips.

"We can get into the groove, I can watch you move." Naruto finished it for her. The two shared a laugh as the others watched.

"What song is that?" Batgirl asked Catwoman who shrugged.

"I don't know, it sounds catchy though."

While not much of a dancer himself, it was relatively easy to do so. It was basically the two dry humping each other in sensual ways going along with the music. He was sure Selena could feel his growing erection through her pants as she would look over at him with a coy smile and rub herself even harder.

"What were you saying about not being that easy?" Killer Frost smirked.

Catwoman looked away. Naruto might not have the appearance she tended to search for in her men, but he made up for it with character. The fact that he let her get away with a heist helped a lot too.

Batgirl's previous amusement had quickly vanished when she realized Naruto had already started to ensnare the woman meaning it wouldn't be long before her other self would arrive to catch them in the act.

After an hour or so of dancing different songs he knew he had to move. She had her chest pressed to his with her hands wrapped around his neck and he moved his hands down until they were just a few inches away from her ass.

Leaning in, he spoke. "You wanna get out of here?"

She looked at him with a mischievous smile on her face and leaned forward until her mouth was right next to his ear. "What makes you think I'm easy enough to take home on the first date?"

"I can tell you're just as pent up as I am." He shot back, still moving slightly along with her. "Besides, it doesn't have to go anywhere. Also, I can make it worth your while in more ways than one."

"Oh, you've got more to offer than dick?" Catwoman raised an eyebrow. "Let me guess, money or a tip off?"

Naruto shrugged. "I have no idea."

That piqued her interest. Of course she knew one of the things he was talking about but the second? She had no clue and asked what it was.

"I can tell you who the man behind the Bat mask is." He replied. He knew he had her at that moment. All pretexts of not wanting to seemingly left as she began contemplating it.

"Naruto!" A lesser man would have crumpled in terror from Batman's glare, but Naruto chuckled nervously.

"Other me, man. I don't even know what you look like under the mask." He defended himself.

"Please keep in mind that this is the future." Superman reminded the man.

"Tell him."

"Shut up, Naruto. Don't make it worse for yourself." Superman shook his head.

"It's not like I'd even want to hear it." Catwoman shrugged. "Half the fun is not knowing."

Batman frowned at that. Those were the exact words The Joker said to him on the first and only chance he had to unmask him.

"It wouldn't bother you that I'm essentially doing it for that bit of information?" She asked.

Naruto shook his head no. "I told you, it's just fun for the two of us."

Selena continued dancing, grinding, on him for the duration of the song and once it was finished pulled him out of the room and towards the front door. "Where to loverboy?" She asked.

"You'd think his middle name was Stephen Curry with how he never misses." Killer Frost chuckled.

Catwoman avoided Batman's gaze. "Oh come on, I was horny."

"You and Batman are together?" Naruto finally asked. He knew Batman cared about the woman, but chances were, it wasn't in the romantic sense.

"No." Batman said.

Catwoman's finger twitched but she gave Naruto a forced smile. "We're just going with the flow."

"Wow, what a healthy relationship." Killer Frost's tone dripped sarcasm. "So neither of you have stopped for a moment to ask 'what are we?'"

Catwoman hummed. "Well, I'm not that type of girl. I'm cool with sticking to one guy, but I'm not ready to settle if it makes sense."

Killer Frost squinted. "You want to date one guy, but you don't want to settle with him? You know what, I'm not thinking about this. Let's keep going."

Naruto checked his phone and pulled up the information Nightwing had sent him. It was a receipt with the details of the stay. Top floor room 3. Barbara would be scheduled to appear in an hour. Inwardly he sighed at the shitshow that was about to happen and once again he thought that he shouldn't have shown up that night.

Naruto sucked air through his teeth. 'She has it coming' now felt more like an excuse than a proper justification for this. Her infidelity aside, Barbara was a good person. This was wrong, no matter what he used to comfort himself.

Batgirl sighed. She'd already accepted what would happen, but she wasn't looking forward to it.

Just under an hour later, Selena was mentally patting herself on the back for making the decision to agree. Naruto hadn't been full of hot air with his statement, and now she was full of him. She was on all fours on the bed, gripping the sheets for dear life while the blond man behind her railed her, unknowingly ruining her for another man, for Batman.

Batman grit his teeth. He and Selina had never bothered defining their relationship, but the sight of her sleeping with someone else stung him deeply.

"Oh come on, they're showing this one?!" Superman lamented loudly.

Catwoman's breath hitched as she watched herself get taken from behind. Her other self looked to be nearing the closest thing to 'fucked silly' as could be.

Killer Frost licked her lips as she watched the two rut. Once was a fluke but twice was a show of skill. Oh, Naruto would be showing her his other skills when this was over.

In that hour she'd cum three times and her makeup was smeared by the pleasurable tears that had formed when she was trying to throat him. So lost in her own lust and the sound of her ass clapping against her lover for the night, she never heard the door to their hotel room open.

Catwoman looked at Naruto who watched the screen intently. Bruce hadn't managed to reduce her to such a state before. The man was a very skilled lover, but sex with him was usually just him going through the motions, using skills he'd perfected, never letting his emotions drive him to do anything. It was very satisfying physically, but majorly clinical. Hardly enough to make her lose herself in the moment.

But somehow, Naruto, a guy she'd barely known for a week, had managed to do just that. She glanced at the blond. Was he as skilled as his other self or was she going to have to wait a year?

"What the fuck is this?!" They heard. Selena's lust induced trance was snapped and she turned to see the commissioners daughter sitting at the end of the hallway of their room. She quickly removed herself from Naruto and covered herself up with the sheets.

Catwoman cringed. Oh, she really did not want to get caught in the middle of this.

Naruto meanwhile looked at Barbara with no emotion, just like he was paid to do.

Naruto sighed. Money really wouldn't get rid of the guilt with this one.

"Are you going to answer me?" The redhead continued with a tremble in her voice. The two could see she was trying to hold back tears, but it wasn't working. She started sniffling and the first tear fell, then the second until it was a steady stream.

In spite of the little satisfaction he felt, Nightwing couldn't help feeling guilty for Barbara's state. It was a sad sight, to see one of the strongest people he knew, one of the people he loved or used to, break down completely. And he was the one responsible for it, even if only partly directly.

Selena looked towards the blond with disbelief written all over her face. "You didn't think it was important to mention you were seeing someone?" She asked.

"Would you have cared?" Killer Frost asked.

"I don't do taken men." Catwoman glared at her, offended that she'd even think otherwise.

"This really isn't the time to argue about that." Naruto cut them both off before they could say anything else. "Let's just get past this as quickly as we can."

Naruto glanced at her and nodded at her then the window. Catwoman scowled and quickly dressed herself before making her way past the heartbroken woman, not feeling like listening to his order.

"The walk of shame." Killer Frost said quietly, but it didn't escape anyone's hearing, especially not Catwoman's whose glare intensified.

"Why?" Barbara whispered. "Why would you do this? Were you unhappy? Did I do something to you?"

Naruto sat down at the end of the bed and put his underwear and pants back on before turning his attention to the woman. "No. You didn't do anything to me but you did to someone. I was hired to do this." He revealed.

That only seemed to make the crying intensify. He had to watch for the next few minutes as the woman sobbed at the betrayal from what she thought was her boyfriend. "So everything was a lie?"

He shook his head. "I really did mean most of what I said. Had I not known some of the things I do, I would have asked you out for real if given the chance. I truly don't care about the wheelchair thing, you're still a woman."

"It'd be a lot more touching if I could trust you to even be telling the truth." Batgirl said bitterly.

Naruto rubbed his lower lip with his teeth. "Other me, Batgirl. Other us. And he's not lying. If it wasn't for everything going on, I'd love to date you. Both me and the other me."

Killer Frost frowned inwardly. She didn't like the sound of that.

Barbara stared at the ground, a broken look on her face as the reality that she'd been played set in. She didn't know what had been real between them or if everything was a lie. As she did this, Naruto made the call.

"I expect the rest of the money by tonight." Was all he said before hanging up.

"How much?" She muttered.

"Excuse me?"

"How much did this person pay you to do this to me? How much did it cost for you to agree to do something this cruel to someone disabled." She asked, now more angry than anything.

"If you're going to ruin her, the least you can tell me is how much you're paying to do it." Killer Frost said.

"Would it really matter?" Naruto asked. "It's not like it'd make her feel better."

"No, but I'd rather be killed for a two million bounty on my head than because some guy just felt like doing it." Killer Frost replied. "But that's just me."

Naruto sat quietly for a moment. While on the outside he looked like he couldn't care less, on the inside he felt like garbage. "Two million dollars."

Barbara's mouth dropped. For someone to drop that kind of money meant she must have pissed off someone powerful back in her days as Batgirl.

"Just your petty-ass ex boyfriend." Killer Frost sniffed.

Everyone turned to Nightwing who ignored them all.

Naruto stood up and resumed getting dressed until he was completely clothed once again. "What goes around comes back around I suppose." He said as he made his way past her, leaving her alone in the room. It was a bit depressing, had she made better choices in the past this wouldn't have happened. Perhaps there could have been a chance for this to be real.

"That's the whole point of us being here. To see where not to fuck up. You know what that means, Batgirl? No riding your teacher, both behind your boyfriend's back and at all." Killer Frost wagged her finger at the vigilante who huffed.

"Bad time, Frost." Naruto shook his head.

…

A week later at a mandatory meeting up at the Watchtower, Naruto could feel the disapproving stares of some of the men and women in the back of his head from his seat. It seemed the word had gotten out. If he had to rate the person looking at him with the most anger it would probably be Vixen, as she didn't even try to hide the fact that she was mad.

"Excuse me." Superman began from atop the small platform he was standing on. "I know there's been some...rumors going around but I'm hoping we can save that until after the League business has been handled." He announced.

Everyone reluctantly looked away from him and back at the screen for the briefing. What happened next shocked everyone, but none more than Naruto and Batman. When the Dark Knight turned the screen on to begin whatever they were going to talk about, their jaws dropped.

On screen was footage of Naruto giving it to Catwoman in their hotel room.

Naruto's eyes widened as did Catwoman's. Batman looked like he'd been petrified.

"Well shit." Killer Frost whispered.

"Oh no." Superman said. "Oh no."

"You bastard." Catwoman slowly turned to Naruto, her voice getting louder. "You bastard!"

Superman blurred into her front and held her in place before she could leap at the surprised blond. "Catwoman, calm down!"

"I'll kill you! I'm going to fucking kill you!" She struggled in the kryptonian's unshaking grip with her nails out.

"Other me! Other me!" Naruto frantically reminded her. "And if he was the one to put it there, we'd all know, we watched it together!"

"You can spawn things randomly, Naruto. It's not looking good for you." Killer Frost said. She didn't believe Naruto was responsible, but she wouldn't be much of a villain if she didn't thrive off negativity to an extent. The killer in her name wasn't for play.

The cat burglar wasn't having any of it as she continued to scream threats and insults at Naruto before Superman was forced to knock her out.

As they all calmed down, Superman turned to Naruto. "Do you think your other self did that? He did get hired to hurt both Batgirl and Batman and since Batman wasn't there to catch you two in the act, it makes sense that your other self would play that."

Naruto shook his head. "I'd probably send it to him in an email or something, not leak it in the fucking watchtower of all places."

Superman stared at him intently before sighing. "What's the point of asking you? You can't speak for your future self."

"But they're the same person. It makes sense that they'd follow the same thinking pattern." Batman stared at the blond venomously. Logic told him Superman was right, but he wanted nothing more than to attack the man right where he stood.

Superman placed a hand on the caped crusader's shoulder and gripped it gently but firmly. "Calm down, Batman. Let's just watch this out. We'll see everything in time, hopefully."

Batman stayed in place for a few moments but nodded and took his seat after positioning an unconscious Catwoman on hers.

Soon enough, the screen started to play again.

"Motherfucker." Naruto muttered quietly enough for only Flash who was sitting next to him and Superman with his super hearing could hear him.

The screen was turned off and all the attention was on him once more. If looks could kill, the Dark Knight's stare would have put him six feet underground.

"Talk." He ordered.

Naruto leaned back in his seat and crossed his arms. "I don't know what you want me to say. I didn't do that, you think I wanted all of you to see me butt naked and having sex?"

"So it wasn't him." Superman said. "Then who?"

"It doesn't matter much 'cause he's not out of the woods yet." Killer Frost said. "Just because he didn't leak it doesn't mean he didn't sleep with Barbara and Catwoman."

"We've heard of your less than desirable tendencies but overlooked them since they never affected the league business. You sleeping with league members, some taken, and cheating on the commissioner's daughter has begun to affect the league." Naruto could feel everyone minus a few begin to turn on him and realized he needed to diffuse the situation.

What better way to do that than to attack someone else?

"Air out everyone's dirty laundry?" Killer Frost grinned at the man. "Are you sure you're really a hero?"

"I'm beginning to ask myself that as well." Batman said. Had they not conducted all the evaluations on the man before letting him in?

"Why are you all looking at me with disapproval? Since my intimate moment has just been exposed to everyone, why don't we expose everyone then, let's see if you're all singing the same tune then." He shot back.

"Oh shit." Flash muttered next to him, knowing shit was about to go down.

"It's usually the ones with the most to hide who get the most scared." Killer Frost rubbed her hands eagerly.

Naruto snorted. "It's Flash. If he even has a dirty secret, it's probably that he avoided paying for a speeding ticket or something."

"Batman. You wanna point fingers so bad, let's point it at you. Do they know that you slept with Barbara while she was dating Nightwing?"

"Ooooh." Killer Frost whistled. "Starting with the bombs, huh?"

Naruto nodded. "If he wants to point the longest finger, he ought to get aired out first."

Now wide eyes turned to Batman with shock clear in their faces. "You fucked your own protege's girlfriend and knocked her up." He revealed, twisting the metaphorical knife some more.

He then turned his attention to Green Arrow who was looking at him with anger. "Arrow, you've finally put it together I see. Your girlfriend cheated on you but you're more mad at me?"

"John, you're always hard on me for 'whoring around' but Shayera, who betrayed the league and the earth might I remind you all, was welcomed back with open arms after a little bit of time like she hadn't sold us out."

Flash stood up with his hands making a 'calm down' motion. "Ok ok why don't we all just take a breather all right?" He suggested trying to get things under control.

Superman smiled lightly. Oh Flash, ever the peacemaker.

"Tsk. Huntress." He called out to the black and purple clad woman. She too looked at him with some anger but raised an eyebrow when he singled her out. "Did you know the league keeps tabs on you? They want to make sure you never get your hands on Mandragora. They know where he is at all times and make sure to move him whenever you get too close. That's right, they're protecting your daddy's killer." He revealed.

"I'm sorry, what?" Superman asked. "We know where Mandragora is?"

Batman stayed silent.

"Batman?"

"If she got to him, she'd quit being Huntress after. We both know that's her main motivation for doing anything." Batman said.

The kryptonian frowned at his friend. "We're going to have a long talk about hiding things from me, Batman. A very long talk."

One by one he went, airing out everyone's dirty laundry until Arrow shot at him. He easily dodged it forcing the hero behind to have to move. That set off a chain of events as Huntress, angry both at him and the information she'd been told, threw a punch out of anger at the Dark Knight.

That first attack set off a minor rumble between everyone in the meeting room. Naruto maneuvered his way off to the side with Flash, both watching the chaos unfold.

"You know they're gonna suspend you for this right?" He asked, eating an apple.

"Clean as a whistle, huh." Killer Frost hummed. "I guess you were right."

Naruto nodded. Even if Flash did have dirty laundry, he'd never expose them. The man had done far too much for him to get paid back in such a manner. He was, in his own words, the bro-est bro.

"Probably. Once they're done trying to kill each other."

"It was Nightwing wasn't it?" Flash asked. "I can't think of anyone who would want something like this to happen to someone unless they'd been hurt badly too. From what you said about Batman, it wasn't hard to figure out."

Naruto had to hand it to the man. For all his childishness, he could use his head when needed. He didn't verbally answer but he didn't need to. Flash knew.

"Sometimes I forget he's a very smart man beneath all the goofiness." Superman shook his head.

While everyone was busy fighting or trying to get things under control, Naruto disappeared from the Watchtower, reappearing on the roof of his building.

Pulling out his phone he dialed a number and waited until the person picked up.

"Alright Lex, job's done." He spoke into the phone. "You know that won't be enough to cause them to split up right?"

"Lex Luthor?!" Superman cried. "You're working for Lex Luthor?!"

"Just as I suspected. You were doing it all on purpose." Batman growled.

Naruto raised his hands. "I'm not working for him, I swear! I haven't even slept with anyone in the league since I joined!"

Superman stared at him intently, not even bothering to hide his use of his x-ray vision to monitor the man. When he was sure Naruto was telling the truth, he calmed down. "I'll give you the benefit of doubt, but I'll be watching you closely."

Naruto groaned inwardly. The future really had given him the middle finger in this case.

"Damn, Lex Luthor of all people." Killer Frost whistled. "You're one hell of a guy, Naruto."

"Possibly not but there's a chance."

"If it fails it's not my problem. I was paid to air out their dirty laundry and I've done that."

"That you have. Good work, I'll be sure to recommend you to some of my colleagues." Luthor replied. "I'll

wire the money to your account. Pleasure doing business with you."

Naruto hung up and a moment later received a deposit of 8 million dollars. He knew it wouldn't be enough to

split the league so he agreed to take on the job for the man. Easy money. Just as he was about to make his way

to his place his phone vibrated again and a frown formed on his face when he saw who was calling.

"Barbara?"

Batgirl blinked. "What could I be calling him for?"

Killer Frost grinned. "Ooh, getback time."

"You only got eight million for trying to split us up?" Superman blinked.

Naruto stared at the screen incredulously. "I know, right? I'd never take something like that but even if I did, I'd take a whole lot more than that."

"He never even believed he'd be able to succeed. He took the job and did his part knowing he'd get paid even if it failed in the long term. That is easy money." Batman admitted.

The screen went off, signifying that the chapter was over, much to their relief..

Naruto rubbed his eyes. "Listen, Nightwing. I don't usually do this for clients, much less the ones who haven't hired me but I now know will in a future that may or may not come, but if this shit still ends up happening, don't go down this route."

"It's not like I'll have any way of knowing if they do." Nightwing smiled sadly. "For all I know, they could be fucking each other already. It's not like they'd confess it right now."

"Let's not even focus on that right now. Revenge isn't always the next step, man." Naruto pushed his point. "I know it sounds good on paper and all, but making them feel what you felt achieves nothing in the long run. Sure it gives you a petty satisfaction, but even that doesn't last long."

Nightwing chuckled humorlessly. "And what would you have me do? Sit with them and ask them about why they fucked? Find out I wasn't enough for her? Learn what I didn't have that she thought she could find in the original? Or maybe see if I was just a stepping stone to the final goal that was my father?"

"No, you're supposed to move on or at least try to." Superman joined in. "Leave her, maybe stop talking altogether, move away and see if you can find someone else."

"Well I've already done the moving." Nightwing nodded. "All that's left is the cutting ties."

"And for the love of God, none of this has happened yet." Superman groaned. "You can't take actions based on a future that might not even arrive. All that happened because you three chose to be lesser people.

"Yeah, you need to be better. Me too in fact." Naruto said. "You're a good person, Batgirl. And you shouldn't feel guilty for something you didn't do just because it's something your future self did. The future isn't set in stone and if you don't like how things turned out for you, you have a chance to change things now. You know where you fucked up."

Batgirl stared at him in surprise but nodded nonetheless. "Thanks…Naruto."

He smiled at her. "No problem. And Batman…I'm pretty sure even R-Kelly wouldn't stick it in his friend's daughter. Don't do that. Catwoman's hot enough to stick to."

Batman glared at him for the beginning remark, but nodded anyway.

"Aren't you the relationship counselor right now?" Killer Frost teased the blond who grinned back at her.

"I'm just sharing what little advice I can."

She smirked. "Well, I think it's time you shared something else and hopefully, it's not little. Seeing you go at it's got me wondering if you can imagine I don't flash freeze your dick if you stick it in."

Naruto's grin widened. "Only one way to find out."

As the two left the others to talk, something entered Naruto's mind. "Wait, when's Catwoman going to wake up?"

I won't even lie, I'd let Batgirl use me without my consent.

What do you call a lesbian with the ability to flash freeze your groin, hands and mouth? Single.

Shout-out Drunkmansqwaking for the joke. I didn't steal it from him, I just borrowed it forever.