prompts at the bottom
disclaimer - i have never used this site *shrug*
460 words, by google docs
OkCupid
Dating isn't what you skip to get to the good stuff. It is the good stuff.
You made a match!
Scorpius Malfoy - 23 - Bristol
hmu for a good time. i know i can deliver ;)
Press here to start talking!
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Scorpius Malfoy: heyyyyyyy babe. you look pretty hot in that pic. care to show me more? ;)
Albus Potter: Oh, of course. Only if you send back, though.
Scorpius Malfoy: sorry, honey, i only deliver in real life. come over, than maybe we'll see where we get.
Albus Potter: *then
Scorpius Malfoy: ...what?
Albus Potter: Sorry, you just used the wrong word. You used 'than' instead of 'then'. It's wrong.
Scorpius Malfoy: mate, i don't really care.
Scorpius Malfoy: i don't even know what i'm doing on this site, to be honest
Albus Potter: Using bad grammar, apparently.
Scorpius Malfoy: no i don't usually use bad grammar, i promise!
Scorpius Malfoy: tbh i only came on here to troll the stupid idiots just looking for sex
Albus Potter: Wait, really?
Scorpius Malfoy: yeah, you'd be surprised how many just want a shag
Scorpius Malfoy: not that i'm calling you an idiot or anything
Albus Potter: No, I know I'm a genius.
Albus Potter: I actually signed up for the same reason.
Scorpius Malfoy: wait really? god i guess there's just so many idiots that this site needs two of us
Albus Potter: I guess so. :)
Scorpius Malfoy: we should join forces to troll as many people possible
Albus Potter: Yesssssss
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Albus Potter: Oooooh, matched with a blonde from Liverpool. Her shirt's half-off in her profile pic, so…
Scorpius Malfoy: get her, love
Albus Potter: Love?
Scorpius Malfoy: i call everyone love, don't get a big head :p
Albus Potter: Thanks. -_-
Scorpius Malfoy: hey i was thinking
Albus Potter: Must be hard to do that for the first time.
Scorpius Malfoy: there was another text coming after!
Scorpius Malfoy: do you maybe want to meet up sometime?
Albus Potter is typing…
Scorpius Malfoy: ...did i break you?
Albus Potter is typing…
Scorpius Malfoy: i mean we don't half to but we don't live that far away from each other so i was thinking that maybe we could meet face to face?
Albus Potter: *have. Not 'half'.
Scorpius Malfoy: see i knew you weren't dead!
Albus Potter is typing…
Scorpius Malfoy: it's okay to say no, albus
Albus Potter: No!
Albus Potter: I mean, no, I don't want to say no.
Albus Potter: I mean, yes.
Albus Potter: I mean, yeah, I'd love to meet up with you.
Scorpius Malfoy: really?
Albus Potter: Yeah.
Scorpius Malfoy: then it's a date!
Albus Potter: I guess we both got a date on this site, anyway then. :')
for:
meet cutes [day 21]
insane house comp [plot point - using a dating site]