A/N: So anyway, here's a follow-up for those who did not get the joke.
~ Bird's on Roofs ~
Qrow just stared at Taiyang for a long time, letting what he'd said sink in, before he finally managed to speak.
"Alright, first of all, I did not get roofied. I'll have you know I got blackout drunk all by myself."
"Don't say that like it's something to brag about, Qrow."
Ignoring Taiyang's comment, Qrow continued, "And second of all, how are you even alive after telling that joke to Glynda?"
"I didn't think it was that bad at first," Tai replied. "I was focused more on what a clever pun it was than what the full implications of it were."
"The more you think about it, the more disturbing it becomes..."
"Yes, especially after she told me that you drank something sent over by a stranger that was meant for your girlfriend."
"That would also mean that if it was spiked, the bartender would have to have been in on that guy's plan."
"You don't have to tell me all of this. I already heard it from Glynda. She gave me quite the lecture after making me promise to tell you the joke."
Qrow sighed. If being subjected to Tai's awful sense of humor was Glynda's way of taking revenge for the bad date, then he had gotten off lightly.
~end~