Chapter 2 : Onward/Castle Bleck

(Luigi) "This isn't even the town we're looking for."

(Zikal) "Look on the bright side it means this town is fine."

(Luigi) "Ok but that doesn't mean I'm fine with wasting time."

(Zikal) "Relax man, why don't we get something to eat?"

(Luigi) "That sounds lovely"

They find a decent looking diner

Luigi and Zikal find a booth to sit in. Luigi being a gentleman takes his hat off and puts it beside him.

(Zikal) "This looks delicious."

(Luigi) "We haven't ordered yet"

(Zikal) I couldn't think of a joke.

A female waitress toad with a beauty mark approches them.

(Waitress) "Howdy sugar, what can I get'cha?"

(Luigi) "I'll have water please."

(Zikal) "I'll have tea, extra sweet, emphasis on sweet."

(Waitress) "Ow' sweet do you want that sugar?"

(Zikal) "Pun intended?"

(Waitress) "Ho ho, I'll just mark it down as sweet as you."

(Zikal) "You tease."

She gives off a flirtatious wink before walking back to the kitchen.

(Luigi) "Did, did she just flirt, with YOU!?"

(Zikal) "It's the ol' Zikal charm."

(Luigi) "Dude, you are literally a few lines floating in the air."

(Zikal) "Don't get jealous now, let's change the subject, you took you're hat off when you sat down, what's up with that?"

Luigi holds up his hat.

(Luigi) "It's just polite."

The waitress walks up and sees luigi with his hat, she almost drops the glasses she's carrying.

(Waitress) "You're, you're LUIGI!!!"

She runs up to his table.

(Waitress) "I'm you're biggest fan, oh I can't believe you're here, eeeehhhh!!(Whatever fangirling looks like)"

(Waitress) "I'm Millie, can you sign my notepad?"

(Luigi) "I- Okay."

He signs the paper while Zikal gives him annoyed looks.

(Millie) "Thank you sooo much, now I won the bet, and I got his signature."

She gives him a kiss on the cheek while he shoots a smug look at Zikal.

(Millie) "So what can I get'cha boys?"

(Luigi) "Can I have the fried fish sandwich, with onion rings?"

(Millie) "Anything for you?"

(Zikal) "I'll have crab cakes, and make them snappy."

She ignores his pun.

(Millie) "Alright I'll have them out in a jiffy.

The second she turns away luigi turns beet red.

(Luigi) "A girl just kissed me, WHO ISN'T PEACH!"

(Zikal) "Don't say it... wait didn't you say you always wanted a kiss from the princess?"

(Luigi) "Must be the weegee charm."

(Zikal) *sigh* "and you said it."

Back with Mario

Mario sits impatiently in front of a clock.

(Mario) "HOW HAS IT ONLY BEEN 7 HOURS, I NEED TO KNOW MY LITTLE BRO IS OKAY!!"

Having literally nothing better to do he calls up Peach.

(Mario) "Are you kidnapped right now."

(Peach) "For once no."

(Mario) "Can you be?"

(Peach) "Why would you say that?"

(Mario) "Luigi's gone, there's no kart races today, no parties of death, no typing lessons, it's so boring."

(Peach) "Why don't you come over here, I could use some company."

(Mario) "Let's A' Go!"

Waluigi and Count Bleck

(Waluigi) "That's a BIG door."

(Count Bleck) "Indeed, but after I open this big door there will be people here waiting."

(Waluigi) "Bring it on."

(Count Bleck) "Gladly."

The door opens revealing three figures in the castle.

(Count Bleck) "Meet my frie- er, minions."

(Nastasia) "A friend of the count's a friend of mine."

(O'Chunks) "OY IT'S A PLEASURE TO MEETS YEH!"

(Mimi) "Hey you're kind of cute."

(Waluigi) *Takes a bow* "It's an honor."

(Count Bleck) "Glad to see you all get along, now come along we have much to discuss."

(Waluigi and Nastasia) "Certainly."

The five of them venture into the dark castle. A goal in mind to fufill the prophecy once more, this time with a different weegee. and one less psychotic jester.

Back with the guy in the red hat.

(Mario) "So you invite me over and there's no lemonade!?"

(Blue Toad) "Yeah I drank it all, I'm not sorry."

The blue toad proceeds to walk into a closet... and doesn't come out.

(Peach) "Oooooo kay, anyhow I've received word that the meeting of kingdoms is today, and they need a representative from every kingdom."

(Mario) "Why does this matter? If it did why didn't you call me?"

(Peach) "Not important, but I need you to go in my place."

(Mario) "I'm no royalty."

(Peach) "So? The star sprites send starlow, the beanbons send some guy in drag, heck even Bowser sends Ludwig."

(Mario) "Fine, but what do I'a get."

(Peach) "This."

She gives him a kiss on the cheek.

(Mario) "Puh-lease, you know what I REALLY want."

(Peach) *sigh* "Fine, here's the Netflix password."

(Mario) "YESSSS, YAHHHOOOOOO!!!"

(Peach) "The meeting is tomarrow at 5:00, got that?"

(Mario) "You bet."

He runs home to watch whatever it is people watch on Netflix.

(Peach) *sigh* "There now I can go to the mall."

She pulls out her phone.

(Peach) "Hey Bowser, can we reschedule Tomarrow's kidnapping for Saturday? I'm going to the mall with Daisy."

(Bowser) "Hold up let me check my scedule. OH l, sorry can't do Saturday I have a date, can we do Sunday?"

(Peach) "Oooh, a date do tell."

(Bowser) "Since my wife died I've been trying to get back in the game. Since I'm a king the girls in the kingdom come easy."

(Peach) "There's girls in your kingdom?!"

(Bowser) "Yeah, but they're mostly those shy gals those weebs won't stop drawing."

(Peach) "Fair enough."

I'm running out of dialogue so back to Luigi and what's his face

(Zikal) "Did you just forget my name, YOU INVENTED ME HOW DID YOU FORGET!?!?!?!"

It just slipped my mind

(Zikal) "Also how do Bleck."

(Count Bleck) "Bleh heh heh."

(Zikal) "And Starlow exist in the same world?"

Get back in your chapter, or write me some jokes

(Zikal) "I think I'll head back with Luigi."

Sigh, they never pick the jokes

Back with Luigi and Zikal

(Zikal) "Okay Luigi, I'm back."

(Luigi) "Where were you?"

(Zikal) "Breaking the fourth wall."

(Luigi) "If it put in more words in the story it's fine."

(Millie) "Hey boys, can I interest you in some dessert?"

(Luigi) "No thanks I'm full."

(Zikal) "I want four Sundays, all flavors."

(Millie) "I'll be back with your Sundays."

I don't think I spelled that right.

Also chapter Is over... I'm gonna go to walmart.