Chapter 3 : Greaksen
(Zikal) "Whats the map say?"
(Luigi) "It says we got a lot more walking."
(Zikal) "I'm a little tired, let's rest in this house."
(Luigi) "Have you not seen movies? That's the worst ide-AAAAHHHHHHH."
Luigi falls down a trap hidden in the grass.
(Zikal) "DON'T WORRY WEEGEE, MAYBE SOMEONE IN THIS HOUSE CAN HELP!"
(Luigi) "That's still not a goo- he's not listening."
Inside the strange house
(Zikal) "Hello, anybody home?"
Zikal keeps looking only to find the house is very small containing only a coat rack and woodstove. He bumps into a peg on the coatrack revealing a movie style spiral staircase while the found theme from the legend of zelda plays.
(Zikal) "Where's that music coming from? Eh doesn't matter, I found something."
He goes down tthe staircase to find a weird laboratory, which is a wreck.
(Zikal) "This is a horrable idea... eh."
He keeps going until he sees amd old man with a wrinkly face and a seemingly damaged robotic body.
(Zikal) "HELLO!"
(Greaksan) "BAH, who goes there?"
(Zikal) "Me, Zikal I'm a magical pixl on a quest."
(Greaksan) "Pixl eh, well if you're on a quest might as well take this."
He digs around and hands zikal a hammer and a jar full of small metal cubes of some sort.
(Zikal) "What are these."
(Greaksan) "Well at first I thought they were mints but when I went to see my doctor he said that if you put one somewhere you can use this to teleport to them."
He hands Zikal another cube, this one on a necklace.
(Zikal) "Why are you giving me such valuable stuff?"
(Greaksan) "My doctor also said I'm gonna die tomarrow."
(Zikal) "Is there anything I can do."
(Greaksan) "Can I have some free ice cream?"
Zikal hands him a popsicle.
(Zikal) "Soo... can I have a bag to carry this stuff in?"
(Greaksan) "Paper or plastic?"
(Zikal) "Plastic."
(Greaksan) "You disgust me, leave."
He gives Zikal a paper bag and makes him leave. Zikal goes outside to free our favorite green stache... unless you like Flanders, but he's... stupid Flanders.
(Zikal) "HEY LUIGI."
(Luigi) "I can hear you just fine."
(Zikal) "Here take this."
He throws the necklace to Luigi.
(Luigi) "What's this?"
(Zikal) "Just wear it."
Luigi puts on the necklace.
(Zikal) "Okay now I put this here."
He turns on one of the cubes and puts it on a tree stump.
(Zikal) "Okay use the necklace."
(Luigi) "How, it'sa freaking cube on a chain?"
He fiddles with it until it teleported him on the stump.
(Luigi) "WHAT THE HELL."
(Zikal) "You can use that necklace to teleport to any of the activated cubes, here."
He hands luigi the jar, and the hammer. Luigi stuffs them in his pocket.
(Zikal) "Did you just stuff a hammer and a huge jar in your pocket!?"
(Luigi) "I can stuff you in here too."
(Zikal) "Noooo thanks I'm fine."
(Luigi) "What do you do anyway? All the other pixls I travelled with had some sort of power?"
He hands Luigi a popsicle.
(Luigi) "Not gonna lie, best power yet."
Back with umm... I don't know let's say uh... the mayor of Toad Town.
(Mayor) "LISA."
A female toad with a pink cap and short blond, curly hair turns to him.
(Lisa) "Yes?"
(Mayor) "Your first day as an intern and you mess up my coffee!?"
(Lisa) "I'm sorry but
(Mayor) "NO BUTS!"
Lisa looks like she's starting to cry.
(Mayor) "sigh look I'm sorry for yelling, it's a big day, I'm changing the name of the town, I gotta do work on the xeo renovation. It's a big job."
He looks like he's about to cry himself from the stress, and then he does.
(Mayor, crying) "BWAHAHA, I HATE MY JOB AND I HATE MY LIFE, SCREAMING AT EMPLOYEES FOR MINOR MISTAKES, THE STRESS, THE STRE-
He's cut off by Lisa giving him a tight hug, tears in her eyes. He hugs too also with tears. It's not as emotional ass it should be. (I'm not fixing that typo).
Mario and Luigi's House
(Mario) "I can'ta believe I got suckered into going to a meeting.
(Starlow) "You and me both."
(Mario) "Hey Starlow, what brings you here, also it doesn't hurt to knock."
(Starlow) "Look, I'm facing some tough times okay."
(Mario) "How so?"
(Starlow) "The star sprites exiled me from their kingdom."
(Mario) "WHY'A WOULD THEY DO THAT!?!?!"
(Starlow) "Turns out after my trip to Pill'io island, I had some dark powder on me that was considered dangerous, so I'm exiled for 8 months, and I STILL have to go to the meeting."
(Mario) "I'd be more concered but you living here is fine by me."
(Starlow) "THANK YOU YELLO"
Back with I don't care anymore
(Count Bleck) "So are you clear on the plan?"
(Waluigi) "What plan, we've been sitting here for 2 days waiting for the story to cone back to us."
(Count Bleck) "Well then, the plan is you stay here, Xeo revolution happens plain and simple, have fun exploring."
Waluigi is whoosed out of the room, left to explore the large castle on his own.
(Mimi) "So how's the ritual oh chosen one?"
(Waluigi) "I gotta sit around and do nothing."
(Mimi) "Sounds fun can I join?"
(Waluigi) "Sure go ahead."
The two of them tell stories and play games in the hallway for a while.
I forgot how to do the outro.