Chapter 4 : Xeo Bowser City
(Bowser) "BWAHAHAHAHAHA, Steve come check this out."
A single koopa troopa with a nametag comes to Bowser.
(Bowser) "When I crack My knuckles, the third crack sounds like a cat meowing, BWAHAHA."
Steve, trying to hide being slightly amused, goes back to where he was.
(Bowser) "Hey, Steve."
Steve turns and looks at Bowser.
(Bowser) "Check this out."
Bowser grabs his dry-pad and goes to the Mario Wiki.
(Bowser) "When I go to my page, it also calls me Koopa King... MY DAD, BWAHAHAHA!"
Steve turns around, and leaves
I don't care anymore
(Zikal) "Hey Luigi, do you have any food?"
(Luigi) "No."
(Zikal) "I'm going to fly for you."
Zikal proceeds to fly around.
(Luigi) "Shouldn't we be going somewhere?"
(Zikal) "We are almost there."
(Luigi) "So what, we are hardly in this fanfiction anymore."
Shut up Luigi
(Luigi) "That's Mama Luigi to you."
Sigh, my fanfiction is a meme now
(Zikal) "So what is it like having Mario as your brother."
(Mama Luigi) "I scratch his back he scratches mine."
(Zikal) "Is it like how you save each other all the time. He saves you from Bowser, and you save him from King Boo?"
(Mama Luigi) "No it just feels better than doing it yourself, I wish he was here, I have an itch."
Back with Starlow and Mario
(Starlow) "I'm bored let's do something."
(Mario) "Nothing is something."
(Starlow) "Nothing isn't enough."
Starlow looks around Mario's room.
(Starlow) "I'm hungry."
(Mario) "Kitchen is that'a way."
Mario points towards the kitchen
(Starlow) "Let's go out to eat."
(Mario) "Are you paying."
(Starlow) "I can pay with your money."
(Mario) "I give up, lets'a frickin go."
Castle Bleck
(Waluigi) "Wah"
Bowser
(Bowser) "No, no, Steve come back."
Steve keeps walking, and doesn't return... (Top 10 anime betrayals)
(Bowser) "Great, now I need someone else to entertain me... KAMEK!
Kamek slowly flies up into Bowser's chamber, half asleep on his broom. He doesn't have his glasses and looks like a wreck in general.
(Kamek) *yawn* "Sorry, sir, I was up all night doing your taxes."
(Bowser) "Oh... sorry to bother you, fetch me those 3 lackeys of yours."
(Kamek) *yawn* "Alright."
Kamek flies out of Bowser's chamber, soon enough, three minions stumble in.
(Private Goomp) "Sir"
(Bowser) "Look, look"
Bowser jumps onto his shell, balancing on a single spike. He then spins like a top.
(Private Goomp) "Amazing!"
(Corporal Paraplonk) "Stunning!"
(Sergeant Guy) "...ok"
(Bowser) *sigh* "IT'S NOT THE SAME!"
(Corporal Paraplonk) "What isn't?"
Bowser comes to a sudden realization.
(Bowser) "I have a job for you three, if you succeed, you will be greatly rewarded."
(Private Goomp) "We'll do it regardless!"
(Bowser) "Deliver this letter."
He hand Corporal Paraplonk a grey letter, stamped with Bowser's emblem.
Looking at letter (Corporal Paraplonk) "I thought we were past this.
(Bowser) "and?"
(Private Goomp) "How are we supposed to know where they are, much less if their alive?"
(Bowser) "That's why you get rewarded, now don't come back without delivering that, or you'll all be sorry."
(Sergeant Guy) "Alright"
The three minions leave Bowser's chambers.
(Bowser) "... STEVE!"
Luigi and Zikal
(Luigi) "Finally, after several miles and 4 chapters, we're here, Neo Bowser City."
(Zikal) "Since the Xeo revolution, it's Xeo Bowser city.'
The two bump into Private Goomp, Corporal Paraplonk, and Sergeant Guy.
(Luigi rubbing his head) "Ow, what the heck?"
(Private Goomp) "No time."
The three continue to run.
(Zikal) "That was strange."
(Luigi) "Hey as long as the fanfic doesn't end abruptly we'll-
The end... of my failed joke. Is anybody even reading this?
(Mario) "No"