Welcome, you have endured this far, don't expect a reward.
Chapter 5: I swear he's from Deviantart
With Starlow and Mario
(Starlow) "Here we are."
(Mario) "A diner?"
(Starlow) "I've read good reviews on Shellp about this place."
(Mario) "Lets'a go."
Waluigi Time
(Waluigi) "Ah, it's nice to kick back and relax."
Waluigi can be seen in a beachchair on the roof of Castle Bleck.
(O'Chunks) "OY SO YEE BE THE NEW GUY."
(Waluigi) "I believe we already met."
Waluigi puts on a pair of pixelated sunglasses. O'Chunks dissapears in a puff of smoke, to reveal
(Mimi) "How did you know it was me?"
(Waluigi) "I've met O'Chunks."
(Mimi) "Touché"
I wish Mimi could turn into some readers
(Luigi) "Dude you are sounding way too desperate."
The saddest thing is that I had to type that *sigh*
(Luigi) "So what are we here to do."
(Zikal) "Xeo revolution... something, I don't really know. We've gone so far it seems like we forgot about the giant spiked koopa creature that isn't Bowser."
(Some Giant Spiked Koopa Creature) "That would be me."
The pair turn around to see something that looks like a palette-swap of Bowser you would see in a bad fanfiction... wait.
(Luigi) "GAH, WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!?"
(Xorn) "I am Xorn, the ultra cliché."
(Zikal) "So basically you're Bowser's long lost twin brother?"
(Xorn) "Don't be ridiculous he's my third cousin twice-removed."
The large Grey Bowser with purple eyes and hair tries for a while to convince them that he isn't Bowser or a member of Deviantart.
Greaksan
(Greaksan) ...
Oh right, he died
Mario Time
(Waitress) "Hey Millie, do you see who it is?"
(Millie) "Huh"
(Waitress) "Think you can kiss both the Mario Bros?"
(Millie) "I got Luigi, this is no problem."
(Waitress) "I have a name you know, it's Tiffany."
Sigh, fine
(Tiffany) "Then I bet you a years worth of tips that you can't."
(Millie) "I've got a month, hit me with your best shot."
They shake hands and Millie goes out with 2 menus.
(Millie) "Heya there, can I start you off with some drinks?"
(Starlow) "What's a Green Lemonade?"
(Millie) "Let me tell you, it's Green, Lemonade."
(Starlow) "Is it like... toxic?"
(Millie) *sigh* "Yes it's toxic."
(Starlow) "I'll take 3."
Mario quickly shoot Starlow a glance, to which she sticks her tounge out.
(Mario) *sigh* "I'll have'a freaking water."
(Millie) "Okay, I'll be back with your drinks."
BOOOOOOSSSSSSSEEEEERRR
(Bowser) "Steve come check this out."
A paragoomba with a nametag faces him.
(Bowser) "Ok, look."
Bowser curls into a ball, in which he curls out... facing the other way.
(Bowser) "... NO IT'S NOT THE SAME I NEED TO ANNOY THE REAL STEVE!"
Steve from Minecraft followed by an army of 6-year olds walk in.
(Steve) "Yes?"
(Bowser) "Go back to your cringy fanbase."
(Steve) "I knew you would say that, that's why I brought them with me."
(Some 6-year old) "Bowser, sir, I drew you as a minecraft person."
(Bowser) "KAMEK!"
A bed flies up into Bowser's chambers, with Kamek barely awake in it.
(Kamek) *Yawn* "Yes sir?"
(Bowser) "Execute everyone in the room."
Steve the Paragoomba flies out of the room, at that moment Bowser Jr. walks in with some homework.
(Bowser Jr.) "Dad, do you know where Kamek is? I need him to help me solve fo-
At that moment there is a bright flash, amd everyone in the room, besides Bowser and Kamek, are gone.
(Bowser) "Oh you've done it this time."
Is Bowser Jr. really dead, I'm pretty sure we both know the answer to that, anyway...