Chapter 6: Wario Time
Kamek and Bowser
(Kamek) "MY LORD I'M SO SORRY... I CAN, er I CA-
(Bowser) "You will do nothing, I have a task for you... so you are doing something."
(Kamek) "So wha-
(Bowser) "YOU WILL SPEAK WHEN INSTRUCTED!"
Kamek, draws back in fear, as Bowser takes him to a room deep in the castle.
Definitely not abrubt transition to Mario
(Millie) "I gotcha drinks."
(Starlow) "I'm still not sure I trust this green lemonade."
(Millie) "Well if it helps you can order three more."
(Starlow) "That's not a bad idea."
They turn to see Mario holding his wallet to a lighter.
(Mario) "... for info on why I'm doing this check out the enclosed instruction book.
(Millie) "Great Hotel Mario referance for the 5 people that will get it."
(Mario) "Pssh, you know that there aren't even that many people reading this."
(Starlow) "Can you please stop, it's anmoying for the readers to hear you say that all the time."
(Mario) "Psssh, what readers?"
(Millie) "It's really annoying when you do that, and especially when we break the fourth-wall."
(Mario) "Yeah, but they don't notice it's just the trick the author uses to add more words to this fanfic to make it look longer than it actua-
Back to Luigi, BACK TO LUIGI
(Luigi) "So you're sure you're not a terrible Tumblr abomination?"
(Xorn) "Nope, just a regular abomination."
(Zikal) "You're not a dankmeme420master,"
(Xorn) "Well I didn't say that, but anyway, I AM THE ONE BEHIND THE XEO REVOLUTION."
Luigi fears for the worst, so he tosses one of his teleport cubes on a nearby wall without Xorn noticing."
(Xorn) "Now I bet you're wondering what I'm gonna do to you after everything you've done to Bowser."
And so will I, so lets abruptly go Mario
(Starlow) "Hey didn't you have a meeting to go to?"
(Mario) "Don't worry, I saw that issue and by issue I mean doing work, and took care of it.
At the Meeting
(Ludwig) "Next order of buisness... well it's buisness."
Wario is sitting in his chair, with his hat lazily painted to look like Mario's.
(Wario) "I know."
(Ludwig) "What is it... Mario?"
Waeio then jumps on the table and rips off his suit to reveal the glittery leotard he's wearing underneath, or at least he thought he was wearing.
(Prince Peasly) "OH DEAR GOD."
(Wario) "Don't worry, we can make this work."
Wario turns on the projector to show an ad for his company, to which he starts dancing around while saying.
(Wario) "Whether I'm naked or not, head on down to Wario's... er Mario's! Microgame Emporium. Where we have games like, hitting that little witch girl with a hammer, groping the boobies, and apologizing to the feminists, and respect women, and pick a nose, or even explore Warios assho-
Wario is then taken by a security guard and escorted outside.
(Wario) "Don't take me, I'll give you free microgames, I'll give you 10% equity in my soul an-
He is then tossed into the dumpster.
(Wario) "Good thing he didn't accept that, I've already sold Steve my soul.
Back with Bowser
(Kamek) "Where are we going?"
Bowser continues escorting Kamek down some stairs.
(Bowser) "Here we are, where my minions go... to die."
Gonna start making these chapters shorter, but update more frequently