Chapter 7: Where Minions Go, To Die
(Kamek) "Please no, It was an accident."
(Bowser) "AN ACCIDENT WON'T BRING MY SON BACK, BUT THIS WILL."
He takes Kamek to the bottom room of the castle, where he sees a large door. Though for some reason, it's on the floor.
(Kamek) "What's this."
(Bowser) "Let me explain you something, it was in the contract you probably didn't read."
(Bowser) "Many people wonder why my minions stay loyal to me if they don't get paid and they get stomped on. Let me tell you, Immortality."
(Kamek) "Impossible."
(Bowser) "Then how do you think I never seem to have any less minions, no matter how many Mario kills."
(Kamek) "... "
Mario
(Mario) "Hey didn't you have to go to that meeting."
(Starlow) "I'm not gonna go to a meeting for the place that FREAKING EXILED ME!"
(Mario) "That wraps up that plothole then."
Private Goomp and Co.
(Private Goomp) "Seriously how are we supposed to find this guy?"
(Corporal Paraplonk) "Don't ask me, and we can't split up because we only have one letter."
(Sargeant Guy) "I have an idea, what if you guys did this, and I go eat Chinese."
(Corporal Paraplonk) "No, you're part of the team."
He gives him a pat on the back, though it creates a puff of smoke revealing a regular shy guy.
(Private Goomp) "He's not here is he?"
(Corporal Paraplonk) "Nope, he used that ability that we've only previously seen him use once."
Sargeant Guy
(Sargeant Guy) "Let's check out my movie collection, hmm, Bee Movie, Shrek, ah here it is."
He pulls a movie out of the box.
(Sargeant Guy) "Chuck Norris goes to Canada 4, my favorite."
Bowser and Kamek
(Bowser) "Everytime a minion dies, they can come right back through this gateway. Bowser Jr. has been defeated by Mario many times, but it wasn't fatal. He's scared, and you're gonna help him. If you don't get him out, then you're gonna face a worse fate."
(Kamek) "I won't let you down."
(Bowser) "You're a little late."
Luigi
(Zikal) "and Zikal."
(Xorn) "I'm gonna make you pay... IN SONG FORM."
(Luigi) "Let's get out of here."
(Xorn) "I'm known as an OC, orginal character, yes, me. I look like Bowser, but with a lot of grey. That makes them scared or nervous to pla-
Luigi uses the necklace to get the hell out of there.
Luigi and Zikal
(Zikal) "Good thing we got out of that, or the author would have to actually think."
(Luigi) "Speaking of which there hasn't been a joke in a while."
Don't blame me, I stopped caring a little while ago.
(Waluigi) "Expecting the end of the chapter? TOO BAD WALUIGI TIME!"
(Luigi) "Ah there it is."
Butts