Chapter 8: We've Gone Homo

It might be a little late to say this, but I don't own Mario, so don't sue me.

(Kamek) "So I just go in here?"

Kamek takes a step forward, his feet moving inches form the door. He can see its might... in a weird perspective.

(Kamek) "Do I have to?"

(Bowser) "Just get in the freaking hole."

The door opens, and showing... sky? On the other side of the door.

(Kamek) "Maybe we shouldn't- AAAAHHHHHHH!"

Bowser throws Kamek into the hole... door, thing.

Luigi Time

Luigi looks at the cube on the tree stump.

(Luigi) "Hey isn't this that'a guys place?"

(Zikal) "I think so?"

Zikal is licking a popsicle, not listening or caring.

(Luigi) "He gave me this necklace, and this hammer, that we all forgot about."

(Zikal) "I didn't forget."

(Luigi) "Stop breaking character."

(Zikal) "So where to?"

Luigi looks around for, quite literally a second.

(Luigi) "Let's head back to my place, we need to be more prepared, and I need to check on Mario."

Speaking Of

(Mario) "Where's the freaking a'food?"

(Starlow) "We haven't ordered yet."

(Mario) "I've been in 3 filler chapters waiting for this."

(Starlow) "To be fair, you were only in two of them."

(Millie) "Sorry I'm late, are y'all ready to order?"

(Mario) "I'll have 4 miniburger's, but use spaghetti sauce instead of ketchup."

(Millie) Seductively "Ah, you like yours Italian, like I like my men."

(Mario) "You might be perfect for somebody as desperate as Luigi."

(Millie) "Speaking of Luigi, he was here the other day, but he could never compare to his heroic brother."

(Mario) "He was here!? where was he going?"

(Millie) "I don't have a clue, I'm pretty sure his flying friend wrote down his number on the check saying it was from Luigi, though, here take it."

(Mario) "Isn't giving this to me illegal?"

(Millie) "Who cares, I'll be right back with your food, and maybe something extra for you Mario."

Millie walks into the kitchen.

(Mario) "I don't even have have to try anymore."

(Starlow) *Sigh,"this is gonna be a long chapter."

You wish

(Mario) "Get any new pointless tutorials today?"

(Starlow) "I've been with you all day, how would I get new tutorials?"

(Mario) "Happens all the time, especially in Dream Team."

(Starlow) "So are you gonna call that number?"

(Mario) "Gonna wait until after dessert."

Millie

Millie puts Mario and Starlows order on the, wheel, thing with all the orders on it.

(Tiffany) "I don't see any kissing."

(Millie) "Trust me, I'll do it before dessert."

(Tiffany) "Ok, but remember, a YEARS worrh of tips."

Tiffany goes off to serve another table.

(Millie) "Oh shi-

Waluigi

Nastasia walks in to where Waluigi is hanging out.

(Waluigi) "Hey Nastasia good to see ya."

(Nastasia) "I'm just here to get some papers for the Count, Mmmmkay?"

(Waluigi) "You don't have to be so buisness, come on sit down."

(Nastasia) "Why would I do that."

(Waluigi) "Come on, just take a little break, I bet the Count would want you to."

(Nastasia) "I doubt that."

Nastasia takes the papers and walks out of the room.

(Waluigi) "Geez, it's almost as if she just recovered from a tragic loss."

Zikal

(Zikal) "We should stop at the gas station."

(Luigi) "We don't have a car "

(Zikal) "No but I want some chips."

(Luigi) "I'm kinda hungry too, and we need to stock up on snacks, lets'a go."

The pair venture off into the unknown.

Starlow and Mario

(Mario) "Finally here she comes with our food."

(Millie) "I gotcha food."

She places their food down on their table.

(Mario) "Thanks this looks delicious."

Millie closes her eyes and stops paying attention, she goes in for the kiss, Mario feels a bit colder than she imagined. When she's done she opens her eyes to see the mistake she made.

(Starlow) "I'm flattered, but I don't fly that way, hey a coin."

Starlow flies that exact way with some blush on her face to pick up the coin, she sits back down.

(Millie) "O-Okay, t-t-tell me if you need anyth-thing."

She walks really fast into the kitchen.

(Starlow) "That was kind of nice."

(Mario) "Congrats, I don't care."

(Starlow) "Geez, my first kiss with a girl, and you don't care."

(Mario) "No, that's the fanbases job."

Don't look at me