Chapter 9: BBQ Chips

(Luigi) "Hey look, BBQ Chips!"

(Zikal) "Woah, BBQ chips, at a gas station? REALLY!?."

(Luigi) "I know!"

(Zikal) "Was that like a joke, or..."

(Luigi) "Well if it was, it wasn't funny."

Luigi looks at your phone... computer? Screen while the Sienfield theme plays in the backround.

Where can I buy a life?

Kamek can be seen curled in a ball screaming.

(Kamek) "AAAAAHHHHH, I'M STILL FALLING. AAHHHHH!"

A random Koopa Troopa reading a magazine walks up behind him.

(Koopa Troopa) "No you're not."

(Kamek) "AAAAHHHH, Hey you're right."

(Koopa Troopa) "Anyway, what are you doing here, did you die?"

The Koopa Troopa flips a page in his magazine.

(Kamek) "I don't know, I was thrown through a door, and I fell, and then I wasn't, I think I have a rash, but I don't know what it is, I'm having some sort of seizure, and I think my nose is falling off."

(Koopa Troopa) "Peachy"

He flips another page in his magazine.

(Kamek) "You sound familiar."

(Koopa Troopa) "Take a wild guess."

(Kamek) "Steve?"

(Steve) "Congratulations, you win the grand prize, it's a free pass to shut the hell up."

(Kamek) "Geez what got into you."

Steve casually points at a brutal battle between thousands of Bowser's Minions.

(Kamek) "OH DEAR GOD."

Waluigi

Waluigi can be seen reading a book in the Foyer.

(Waluigi) "This kids book is too hard."

At that moment Nastasia walks into the room.

(Nastasia) "That's a college textbook, and you're holding it upside down."

(Waluigi) "What do you know, why are you here anyway?"

(Nastasia annoyed) "I wouldn't be if I didn't make the mistake of asking the count if what you said was true."

Epic Flash Back

(Nastasia) "Here are the papers you requested."

(Count Bleck) "Yes, the papers have been brought to me, Count Bleck."

(Nastasia) "Reguardless, I request to inquire with you, about a ecstatic subject."

(Count Bleck) "Repeat that in english... Bleck."

(Nastasia) "Waluigi has mentioned tou saying that I should be more layed back, relax, and be "less buisness."

(Count Bleck) "I completely agree."

(Nastasia) "... Count"

(Count Bleck) "Nope, I say you spend some time with Waluigi this instant."

(Nastasia) "Of course count."

End of epic Flashback

(Waluigi) "Well I know just what to do."

Waluigi pulls out a small circular table with a white table cloth. He also pulls out a boombox playing romantic music.

(Waluigi) "Whoops wrong track."

He flips the cassette (What is this, the forties?) and puts it back in the boom box. It starts playing music from various Mario games, Namely "In the Final."

He puts several bowls on the table filling them with chips, cereal, and all kinds of snacks.

(Nastasia) "What is happening?"

Waluigi pulls out two nintendo DS's, both with Mario Kart in them.

(Waluigi) "A great time."

Waluigi begins to introduce Nastasia to the world of video games... even though he doesn't have one.

(Waluigi) "It's gonna happen."

I didn't say that