Chapter 11: I gave up
Just as we left off, Luigi is crushed, and Zikal is horrified.
(Whomp King) "Haha, good fun!"
The Whomp King "stands" up, reavealing Luigi to be squished flat.
(Zikal) "LUIGI!"
Zikal flies over to Luigi.
(Luigi) "Did something happen? Did another joke fall flat?"
(Zikal) "Something else is flat."
Luigi looks down at his flat, almost paper-like body.
(Paper Luigi) "Well I guess the title makes sense now."
(Zikal) "Huh, a joke did fall flat."
(Whomp King) "DON'T FORGET ABOUT MEEEEEEEEEEE-
While I'm forgetting about him
(Kamek) "This was a bad idea."
(Steve) "Didn't you say that last chapter?"
(Kamek) "Sure, what of it?"
This is boring
(Private Goomp) "Hey finally, we're back."
(Corporal Paraplonk) "But where are we going?"
They catch sight of the shy guy who posed as Sargeant Guy.
(Corporal Paraplonk) "Oho, youre not getting away."
(Shy Guy) "Wou, wou"
(??????) "What brings you here?"
A large figure stands before them. It looks like it's covered in a monsterous cloak, with cool gasses slowy emerging from its face. It looks bulky, with a small shiny... thing being the only thing visible through the hood of the cloak (unless the gas counts.)
(Private Goomp) "We're looking for someone."
(??????) "Tell me, who?"
They hand him the letter.
(??????) "Sorry, can't help you... but you do look, familiar."
Upon trying to return the letter, he sees Bowser's emblem stamped in wax on the back.
(??????) "Wait, maybe I can help you. Follow me."
The Trio reluctantly follow him.
I want a life
(Waluigi) "Can we stop playing now? I have a cramp."
(Nastasia) "WE CAN'T STOP PLAYING SMASH BROS. NOW, I'M ON A 237 WIN STREAK!"
(Waluigi) "I'm gonna get some water, and some Tylenol."
(Nastasia) "YOU'RE MISSING OUT!"
(Waluigi) Thank god
Math hurts
Millie nervously walks into the kitchen, face red as a beet.
(Tiffany) "I saw what happened."
(Millie) "T- take the tips, just don'tmake me go out there."
(Tiffany) "Deals a deal."
She grabs Millies order book and gets to work.
(Millie) "meep"
Die
Waluigi walks into the castles kitchen.
(O'Chunks) "OY BUD, IT'S GOOD TO SEE YEH."
(Waluigi) "You too, have you seen the count?"
(O'Chunks) "HE AND MIMI WENT OUT FOR LUNCH LAD."
(Waluigi) "LUNCH!? HOW LONG WAS I IN THERE?"
(O'Chunks) "I WOULDN'T BE SURPRISED IF IT WAS SEVERAL HOURS, NASTASIA CAN GET PRETTY OBSESSED."
(Waluigi) "How did you know I was with Nastasia?"
(O'Chunks) "I'M VERY OBSERVENT LAD, THAT AND I COULD HEAR YEH FROM MY ROOM."
He then farts off into the... ceiling?
(Waluigi) "Well that wasn't helpful."
I drink a lot of Gingerail