(Paper Luigi) "Weren't we just travelling through a pipe?"
(Zikal) "Yeah now we're in Flipside!"
(Slim) "Yes you are!"
Slim is gonna have a French Accent for no reason, but like the really deep, Disney Villain kind, read it like that in your head okay?... OKAY!?!?!
(Zikal) "Hey, if it isn't Mr. the Most Broken Pixl in the Game!"
(Slim) "Right back at ya Mr. Original Character."
(Paper Luigi) "Ouch"
(Slim) "Ey Luigi, what's up? C'mon, up high, down low, HA! I don't have hands!"
After what I'm gonna loosly call a high five, I should've said half five, that would've been clever, Paper Luigi remembers why they're there.
(Paper Luigi) "So where's Merlon?"
(Slim) "He's at Flipside Tower, a new Ice Cream shop just opened up over there."
(Zikal) "Let's go Luigi, we gotta get Ice Crea- errrr Merlon!"
The two dash off to the elevator button.
(Slim) "Au revoir."
That's goodbye in French
(Midbus) "Here we are."
(Private Goomp) "Wow"
They stop at a familiar figure.
(??????????) "HAHAHAHA, remember me from Chapter 1?"
(Private goomp) "Oh yeah, Fawful."
(Fawful) "GEEEEZZZ, We spent 13 chapters on that build up of evil, and you tarnish it with your words OF STUPID."
(Corporal Paraplonk) "Look, just take this letter, and we'll be on our way."
They hand Fawful Bowsers letter, and run off faster then Sonic on Steroids.
(Midbus) "So what does the letter say?"
(Fawful) "Give em a few chapters."
Sargeant Guy
Sargeant guy is still slacking, having finished his movie, he decided to catch up on Sailor Moon.
(Sargeant Guy) "OHMIGARD It's Tuxedo Mask, he's so beautiful!"
Back to Booooser
(Private Goomp) "We're back!"
(Bowser) "... huh? Oh, yes, how the hell did you find him?"
(Corporal Paraplonk) "Well we-
(Bowser) "Nope, nope, nope, don't care any... who's that."
He looks confused at the shy guy.
(Private Goomp) "Sargeant Guy sent him instead of going himself."
(Bowser) "Then Sargeant Guy doesn't get the reward. The three of you are officially repromoted to Elite Trio."
(Private Goomp) "What about Sargeant Guy?"
(Bowser) "Tell him he's fired, he failed to complete the task, you on the other hand."
He points at the Shy Guy.
(Bowser) "Are to be promoted to Commander Guy. Making you significant enoughof a character to talk."
(Commander Guy) "Wowie!"
Nyeh
(Mario) "It took an amazing amount of plot convenience, but we made it out of the restaurant. Now with this!"
He reaches in his pocket to pull out the slip of paper with Zikals phine number, but instead grabs the Netflix password.
He and Starlow exchange a glance.
(Starlow) "Stranger Things?"
(Mario) "Hell yeah."
They run home to Netflix and Chil- I MEAN CHIPS... chips.
Harvest Moon Rocks
(Waluigi) "Where am I?"
After wandering around aimlessly, he finds himself in what looks like a bedroom, with many masks on the walls, and a cologne on the shelf labeled Dimented.
Just pretend like I have a life.