Author's note: Mentions of past violence, some violent and colorful language. Minimal fighting included. WARNING. Angst included.

Hi! I do not have any knowledge of how many guys actually read this thing or like it or whatever...Tragic, really...I was planning of doing a Yao chapter where Ivan stalks him, and I was going to add Ha Eung in there somehow..But nope...The Yao chapter kinda went berserk and I gave up!!! That is why you wonderful people are gonna read the miserable school life of Ha Eung Lee ;psychopath, a.k.a. North Korea. Don't think about me too badly...This is my first fanfic in anything... Any ideas for whom to write on our next chapter???

1.Yao goes to work and meets his stalker (cough)client, Ivan Bradinski. He barely escapes with his life. His wonderful siblings help him get rid of his crazy stalker.

2.Kiku tries to enjoy the only comic book left of his Kuroshintoji.(Go to Chapter Two if you forgot why the hell he has only one comic left.)

3. Mei volunteers to take care of Leon, who's sick-in order to watch TV while the others are out. Mei and Leon engages in a battle for the remote.(Chapter two tells you why they're so desperate for one TV show.)

4.Leon experiments with the Prada leather he cut out of his sister's boot. It's too bad that she's going for payback-using Leon's own firecrackers!

5. You guys could give me the wonderful ideas you have, such as GreeceJapan or...yeah...stuff like that...I'm already opting for Kimchiburger so hands off!

So if any of you are reading this horrible work of junk, could you add what you want to read???

Also, is there anyone interested in Kimchibun here? I'm preparing to write a VERY. LONG. KIMCHIBUN. That is-if you guys need it! So good day to you wonderful people!

Ha Eung Lee/17/North Korea/Student

Ha Yeon Lee/17/South Korea/Student

Kiku Honda/18/Japan/Student

Wang Yao/30/China/CEO

Leon/16/Hong Kong/Student

Mei/17/Taiwan/Student

Alfred F. Jones/17/America/Student

Gilbert/17/Prussia/Student

Ha Eung sighed into outer space. He was chewing his food very slowly for goodness knows what. Kiku Honda, his adopted brother was eating his dim-sum extra cautiously while his adopted sister Mei ladled her soy bean soup. "Eat up, children! You have a long day ahead of you!" His older brother Yao shouted at them, oblivious to the gloomy look Leon gave him.

There was a shriek, and Ha Yeon came running down the stairs. She only had one of her stilettos on, and she was holding the other in her hand. "Oppa, that little brat..." "What is it?" His brother sighed. "That jerk Leon! Look what he did to my Prada! I'm going to kill him!" Sure enough, there was a hole, made by a scissor on the shoe. "I used it for an experiment." Leon acted as if it was natural to cut expensive leather. "You and your stupid experiments!" Ha Yeon glared at her brother. "I'll buy you another pair. And Yeon, don't buy expensive shoes like that in the future with my money." Yao took the shoe from her, and gave her a look. "I saved my allowance for that shoe!" Uh-Oh. Yao face-palmed. "Oh..." He had not expected that. "Now what am I supposed to do?" "Wear your other heels, of course." "I wore that on Tuesday, I am not wearing Jimmy Choos today!" "Then you'll wear sneakers like your brother, you brat." Huffing, his twin stormed upstairs. "She is the most ungrateful little twat I have ever raised!" Yao shouted. So, his older brother was possibly in a bad mood. Ha Eung ignored him. It would wear off, and Yao would marry his stalker Ivan Braginsky than admit that Lee Ha Yeon was his favorite.

Sure enough his mood wore off, and Yao waved to Ha Eung as he left for school. The classroom was noisy when he got there. Paper flew from one seat to the next, and the girls were conversing in loud voices. When he opened the door, there was a moment of silence. Ha Eung threw his bag down on his desk, and put his head on his desk as he sat. He needed a long rest. The room started to buzz again. He was used to it-them treating him like garbage.

The door opened again, and there was the usual "Hey, kiddos!". Alfred F. Jones had entered the room. "Hey, Al!" Shouted one of the Italian brothers. "Where's your bestie?" The German boy, Gilbert asked over the ruckus. "Out. Cheer Practice. She's the captain, what more did you expect?" Of course, his glorified twin sister. Alfred tossed his bag somewhere, and "Shit." The bag had hit him on the back.

There was a silence. "Oh, sorry. Lee, I didn't mean to..." Ha Eung stood, and picked the bag up. "How much is this?" It had been an unexpected question. "Um, this? Only from Nike. But I had to save a lot of money." Alfred added, answering quite truthfully. He too had heard of the stupid bag. His sister had one as well, and Yao had told them it was the equivalent of his month's allowance. He smiled at Alfred-he never smiled-and gracefully threw the bag, not to Alfred's expectant arms, but to the garbage can. There was a thump.

"You...You...You little...Why, you bloody.."Alfred was fuming, as he shouted. The veins in his neck were bulging. Of course, the jerk was upset. It was common sense and fact that nobody crossed Alfred F. Jones. Nobody was crazy enough. Excluding Wang Yao, who was a very powerful man, Matthew Jones, his brother, Ha Yeon Lee, who was known throughout the school as his friend. That was it. Fin. Final. No more. Well, he was crazy enough to be hated by everyone. Why couldn't he? Ha Eung smirked and sat, only to be grabbed by the collar by the fuming Jones.

"Apologize." He took the taller boy's hand from his collar. He didn't want to be choked. "For what? It was a hideous bag, and it ruined my mental well-being." The blond looked infuriated. "I don't give a damnabout your mental being, you asshole! That bag was worth two of you!" "I don't think my sister would like to hear that." He rebutted. "Why in hell's name does your sister come out at this point?" Alfred's grip was slowly loosening, perhaps at the mention of his precious friend. "Because twins are practically considered same. So, you just as well as said your stupid bag equals me and Ha Yeon together in value." He sneered at the idiot, who seemed to get it now. "I didn't mean it like that, punk! What is wrong with you, assaulting my bag, picking a fight? I should have dealt with you earlier!" Jones looked ready to kill. "Go ahead. I don't give a damn."

There was muttering in the classroom, and Gilbert shook Alfred's shoulder. "Alfred, leave him be. You'll get into trouble." "I don't care! He's infuriating!" "Look, it's not cool." Another of the boy's precious friends had stood. "Well, Jones, too bad. I believe they think you're too weak to handle me one on one or something." There was a sound, and his face seemed to burn. There was also a scream.

"What the hell.. Ya, Alfred, what are you doing?" Ha Yeon's face was red. She looked horrified, as she tugged on Alfred's sleeve. "He started it, just like always!" The boy was too much of a prick to listen to her. "Perhaps, but he didn't assault you!" His twin stood between him and Jones, covering him from view. "At least I apologized for hitting him with my bag! And it wasn't on purpose! He just threw my bag in the trash!" Ha Yeon glared at her twin. "You don't pick fights like that, mungchungaa! You already have a ton of enemies!" "Yes, you jerk! No wonder you're a psycho!"

His sister's voice was deadly calm. "What did you say to me?" "Yeon, he's impossible! You know that, he's crazy! He's never going to act like a civilized human being!" There was a pause, and his sister dropped her bag with a plunk next to his chair. "Hey, you said you..." The taller boy complained. "This jerk is a psycho. He never acts like a normal person, he smiles when he's angry, he has zero understanding for me, and I'm very sure that if I died, he's going to dance in my funeral. But even if he's a fucking psycho, a jerk, an asshole, he's my jerk of a brother and you have zero rights to call him fucking names." And with that she sat next to him, and turned.

"I don't care if you cut off all of the leather from my shoes like Leon. I don't care if you glare at me and yell about me being stupid like oppa. I don't mind if you badmouth me to your friends-that is, if you still have any-like Mei. I will not yell at you if you verbally abuse me or hit me like Kiku used to do, when he was a monster. But I will kill you if you continue to act like this. I know you have a brain, even if it's peasized, so I guess you understand what I mean. Gureonikka, please act like you still have a heart, and you have feelings. Even if you say they do not exist, I know they do." That was it. The girl-his twin-sat there until the bell rang and the teacher came in. She didn't move back to her chair after first period, second period and so on. She was possibly worried that he could get lynched. He didn't understand her, he really didn't. He knew that if she was in his situation, he would have ignored her.

He didn't get all of this feeling nonsense at all. A long time ago, before hyung became too immersed with work, before Kiku had gotten weird, before Ha Yeon had made a friend in the stupid Westerners, he knew he had known how to feel. He just gave it up, because they were a hinder and a bother. And now his idiot of a sister was acting like they mattered. It was disturbing.

School was over. He couldn't leave now. His wonderful sister had instructed that he stay, that she was going to yell at some of the other cheerleaders and leave. He could hear her just now, yelling at some poor girl named Natalia to smile for God's sake, it won't kill you. "You don't deserve it." It was a low voice. Alfred stood there, swinging his car keys, and staring at the cheer team.

"What do I not deserve?" He retorted. "Anything. Your tyrant of a brother worried more about you than Yeon when..when you guys had that blowup arguement, you get good grades but you have that evil mind. It's worse to be smart and evil, and you're a...a...Never mind." The cheer team seemed to be almost over. "I'm a psycho. Yes, I don't deserve anything." He answered almost calmly. "So what?" "It's infuriating that she will not fucking give up on you!" That was something new. "When she was just one of the outsiders, it was natural that she cared for you. At least you were normal. And you were her brother. Now? She's high society and she still acts like you're worth it! And you did all of that to her. All of the fighting, yelling, she never started it." He heard all of Alfred's accuses and at the same time, heard none. "If I were her, I'd sever ties with you." The boy snapped. Ha Eung stared at the lone figure coming towards him.

'Ha Eung, look! I caught a butterfly!'

The five year old's laughter.

'I can't believe we're going to school!'

The eight year old's excitement.

'Oppa seems tired. Why is he so tired? Did he get into trouble or something?"

The ten year old's worries.

'Kiku oppa's changing, he's scary. I don't want to be with him alone.'

The twelve year old's fear.

'Stop it, stop hitting us! What did we ever do to you?'

The fourteen year old's anger and resentment.

Then the sixteen year old's tears. The blood after their fights, screaming matches, vases smashing, people yelling, Alfred and Yao tearing them apart, the judging looks.

'Shame on them, fighting their own kin.'

'The boy started it. That one always starts it.'

'I wonder if he's even sane.'

Then the rooms splitting. From the closest to the farthest. His next to Kiku-hyung's, hers next to Yao-hyung's. The peace attempts, the small fights that stop them, quiet dinners, worried people. Yao-hyung stops trying. He's worried, but he's tired. He'd rather care for his sister, the noisy one, the one who showers him with affection than the brother who greets him in silence. The edging away is almost apparent. If Yao-hyung had to choose between him and her, he'd choose her, now.

The only person who hasn't given up on him is surprisingly, the sister he hates, envies. The only person left that can make him feel anything.

"Cheer practice is over!" She announces from afar. He nods, and starts to walk away. "Hey!" She sounds indignant. "Where the heck are you going?" He knows he doesn't belong in her world, filled with laughter and music. He is the psychopath of the family, the lone wolf. He would rather go home and watch Hannibal. The main character is his favorite, and he's looking forward to it. But then, he remembers that Yao banned TV from the house. It is that precise moment that he hears a cry. The idiot, running around in her heels, has fallen down over a pebble. Alfred Jones is running toward her, but there is no need.

"Saedaegaree." He glares at his twin sprawled on the ground, and motions for her to lean on his back. "What?" "It's not everyday that I act like a human being. Hop on while I'm acting like one." "Ya..." He doesn't listen to her, as he picks her up on his back. Alfred gives him a look. "What." The other boy takes Ha Yeon's bag and goes on ahead. They are nearly home when she speaks. "This is the worst piggyback ride ever." "Get off." She hits him on the shoulder. "You're heavy." He comments, receiving another blow. "Whatever." As they reach the house, the door flies open, and Kiku gapes at them. "What are you staring at?" "Nothing, just that I did not expect that." He nods and motions for his sister to get off.

His sister is a crazy, party loving idiot, whose standards, when it comes to men, are pretty low. She's also annoying, loud, and too emotional. But it's better to have her around than to have her gone. And he admits to himself, that being a normal person is better-a teeny weeny bit more than being a psychopath, even if psychopaths get to wear cool stuff and saw people in half.

oppa-Korean word for 'older brother'

mungchungaa-Korean word for 'fool'

gureonikka-Korean word for 'so'

I tried to add the bit of the countries' real relationships...Seems like I messed up...Haha...

1.Ha Eung picking fights with Alfred

Actually, North Korea is picking fights with everyone and everything with his stupid missiles, but they're always talking about shooting missiles at the White House, and they mostly talk about America when they talk about attacking.

2.Ha Yeon siding...a bit...with Ha Eung...

South Korea is the country that tries to reconcile. It's too bad that North is always refusing...

3. Past mentions of Kiku hitting or abusing the twins

This is a piece of dark history for Koreans. Some of the Koreans have never forgiven the Japanese for their 35 year oppression and colonization of Korea. During that time, millions of people were killed for various reasons, they were not allowed to speak or write Korean, and many of Korea's resources and people were taken.

4. Ha Eung disliking the fact that Alfred and Ha Yeon are close

North Korea dislikes the fact that THAAD is in Korea. They also dislike America and Korea having joint military exercises. In fact, they dislike the fact that America and SK get along.