(Commander Guy) "BOWSER BOWSER!"
(Bowser) "Eh, speak."
(Commander Guy) "I found this telegram from Xorn sitting under some papers in Sargeant Guys room. Did he show this to you?"
Bowser yanks the paper out of Commander Guys hands. He carefully reads it, then he reads it again, and it looks like he's folding it into a paper airplane.
(Bowser) "NO HE DIDN'T!"
(Commander Guy) "Meep."
(Bowser) "ASSEMBLE THE KOOPALINGS, I'll deal with Sargeant guy."
Mario Time
Mario and Starlow were about to sit down and watch Netflix when suddenly-
(Mario) "WHAT'A ARE WE DOING? WE NEED TO FIND LUIGI!"
Mario turns off Netflix and dials Zikals number on his phone faster than humanly possible, while he dashes out the door. Reluctantly, Starlow follows (probably to give a tutorial).
Back to Bowser
BANG BANG!!!
(Sargeant Guy) "Come in."
Bowser physically kicks the door down.
(Bowser) "WHAT THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN DOING!?"
(Sargeant Guy) "I beg your pardon?"
(Bowser) "FAILING TO DELIVER THE LETTER, NOTIFY ME OF A TELEGRAM, GENERAL SLACKING. YOU HAVE DISPROVEN YOURSELF. YOU ARE STRIPPED OF YOUR POSITION!"
He takes Sargeant Guys bag and flag away, and storms out the door.
(Sargeant Guy) "but-
Bowser storms back in.
(Bowser) "I'm also confenscating all your Sailor Moon DVD's."
He storms back out.
(Sargeant Guy) "I'll show him."
Bowser angrily marches beck to his chambers to drop off his new Sailor Moon DVDs, and marches to where Commander guy is waiting.
Luigi
(Paper Luigi) "How many flavors?"
(Employee) "64"
(Paper Luigi) "Whaaa, How Many!"
(Employee) "Please, you've been doing this for half an hour, just please order."
(Paper Luigi) "Geez geez fine, let's see here lots of options... how many flavors are there?"
Back to Booooser again
Bowser returns to Commander guy who has already assembled all the Koopalings, (Except Ludwig, who's still away for the Meeting of Kingdoms).
(Bowser) "Mario has been a threat for years, but now he is sabotaging me and my cousin, Xorn's biggest, and most profitable plan ever."
(Commander Guy) "actually it's luigi."
Bowser checks the letter again.
(Bowser) "Oh, never mind, false alarm. Morton, I leave it to you to get rid of Luigi. The rest of you need to watch this youtube vid-
Be glad I stopped him there
(Employee) "Please sir, just order already."
(Zikal) "Luigi, what are you doing?"
(Paper Luigi) "We need to stall for a Chapter or two. Somebody around here needs to do the filler."
(Employee) "This is my hell."
So currently I'm planning on making one chapter for each Koopaling, and finishing it off with a Chapter for Bowser and Xorn. I can't continue this forever due to lack of support (currently) but I will try.