Chapter 15: Morton Strikes

(Morton) "Bow- ser, what do I have to do?"

(Bowser) "When did the developers make you so stupid?"

(Morton) "Color Splash."

(Bowser) "Knock off the the act. So reguardless I need you to find Luigi."

(Morton) "Where is he? I want to punch him."

(Bowser) "There's bound to be some point in the story where one of my forces has overheard that they're going to Flipside. Lucky you, I know just how to get there."

Bowser reaches into his... Shell? And pulks ouout something he's been smuggling for a while.

(Bowser) "The Return Pipe."

He places it on the ground next to him.

(Morton) "Errrr, what is it?"

Bowser, having felt his role has been too big lately, picks up, and tosses Morton into the pipe.

(Bowser) "That solves that."

Morton(Morton) "AAAAAHHHH, AHHHHH, AAAAAHHHHHH!!"

Luigi having selected his Ice Cream, walks out of the parlor with Zikal to see Morton curled in a ball on the ground screaming.

(Zikal) "Look at this Nutjob."

(Paper Luigi) "Is that Morton?"

(Zikal) "You know him."

Morton screams for a bit longer until he opens one eye, discovering he is, in fact fine.

(Paper Luigi) "Yep that's Morton."

Morton gets up... falls down... and gets back up.

(Morton) "You're looking flatter than I remember. Though I always thought you could lose some weight Luigi."

(Paper Luigi) "Shut up."

Luigi runs past Morton, giving him really bad paper cuts on his hand. Morton winces in pain and sticks his hand in his mouth.

(Morton) "Yoil pafur tha."

He can't seem to talk straight with his hand in his mouth. Reguardless, he pulls a large pair of scissors.

(Morton) "Iths uh guud fing I jusht haffemd to hhhallf fis."

He does and epic pose aith the scissors.

Warning very cringy line ahead, read at your own risk.

(Morton) "Paper beats my rock hard muscles, but scissors beat paper."

(Zikal) "DEAR GOD, that was awful."

Reguardless, Morton, who can suddenly talk fine, has trouble managing the scissors with one hand.

(Paper Luigi) "Ugh, this chapter is so bori-

He is caught off guard by himself getting folded against one of the scissor blades.

(Morton) "Hasta L'avis ta."

He pushes down on the scissors against the ground, thinking he cut Luigi in half, but like all great clichés, somebody saved him.

(Paper Luigi) "M- Ma- Merlon?"

He looks down to see a large gash in Merlons robes. He is apparently 3D cause apparently no matter what game you're from, only Luigi is paper thin.

(Merlon) "M- Mario, listen closely."

(Paper Luigi) "I'm Luigi."

(Merlon) "Oh then nevermind."

Merlon seems to get up just fine.

(Paper Luigi) "Aren't you dying."

(Merlon) "Nah, the bottom half of my body isn't even there. The abstract art art style wouldn't let it be."

Despite the cut, Merlons mustache is perfectly fine.

(Merlon) "So Zikal I se-

He is interrupted be himself getting knocked out with the handle of Mortons Scissors.

(Morton) "You Losers were talking so long, I had time to get a... whatever this thing on my hand is... cast? And catch you offguar-

He is caught offguard by Zikal hitting him with Luigi's hammer.

(Zikal) "Remember that from Chapter 3?"

Merlon and Luigi look at each other for a second, then shake their heads.

(Zikal) "Whatever, Merlon we're here, and boy do we have a story."

"Here we go, off the rails, don't you-

(Zikal) "Sorry guys I have to take this."

He somehow picks up his phone and answers.

(Zikal) "Hello?"

(Mario) "Is this... Zikal?"

(Zikal) "Yes it is, straight from Flipside, but I knew that, do you know who you are?"

(Mario) "It'sa me Mario."

(Zikal) "I could tell from your voice, this is a fun game, here's Luigi."

He somehow tosses his phone to Luigi. Nonetheless, Luigi fails to catch it, and it breaks on the ground.

(Zikal) "Great catch Babe."

(Paper Luigi) "Babe!?"

(Zikal) "Babe Ruth, it was clever, can't you see Babe was Capitalized?"

(Paper Luigi) "Be quiet."

(Zikal) "YOU'RE THE ONE THAT JUST BROKE MY PHONE."

Sargeant Guy

(Sargeant Guy) "Another day, another side story."

He walks down some stairs to the door thay Kamek went through.

(Sargeant Guy) "Your days are numbered Bowser."

Waluigi

Waluigi is still inspectinf the strange room. He finds a strange sprout with some small roots.

(Waluigi) "Waaaht is this."

Back to Mario

(Mario) "He hung up."

(Starlow) "Didn't he say he was gonna give it to Luigi?"

(Mario) "Whatever, that's not important. Whatever this guy is doing to Luigi will stop."

(Starlow) "Didn't he take Luigi to a diner."

(Mario) "IM HAVING'A MOMENT! He probably made Luigi pay anyway."

(Starlow) "Whatever."

(Mario) "The importaint thing is that they said they're in Flipside."

He fiddles on his Uber app for a bit.

It's been a while since I've done a bit of a larger chapter. Don't expect more.