Chapter 16: Lemmy is... line?

Luigi and Zikal have successfully defeated Morton, leaving the two with Merlon to discuss recent events.

(Merlon) "You must work faster, the Xeo is spreading like the plauge."

(Luigi) "We're trying."

(Zikal) "Did you not see us take down Morton?"

They argue for a while.

Morton

Morton lies on the concrete, baffled at his defeat.

(Morton) "How could they, How could they, How could they...

He continues for a while until he works up the courage to call Bowser.

He fiddles with his wristband a bit until one of the spikes projects an image of Bowser.

(Bowser) "Did you defeat him?"

(Morton) "Funny story, so if you've ever seen the Lion King-

(Bowser) "Ugh, you waste my time."

(Morton) "Cruel."

Morton starts glowing before he bursts into stars in the "Mario and Luigi dying but not really cause I'm still gonna be in the next game" way."

Bowser

(Bowser) "Ugh, Morton is useless."

(Commander Guy) "Should I bring in Lemmy?"

(Bowser) "... hmmm, sure why not?"

Commander Guy leaves to fetch our favorite Crazy Koopaling.

(Bowser) "Ugh, why hasn't Kamek come back already?"

Speaking of

Sargeant Guy opens the door that Kamek had gone through previously.

(Sargeant Guy) "Get Ready."

Lemmy

(Lemmy) "Hey, hey, hey, Big Bowser Man, tell me the Bowser plan."

Bowser pulls out a picture of Mario.

(Bowser) "The goal is to... oops wrong picture."

He puts the picture back and pulls out a picture of Luigi.

(Bowser) "Take him out."

(Lemmy) "Loud abnoxious laughter, yes, for me this will be easy."

(Bowser) "You say that now."

Bowser picks op Lemmy by his Mohawk, and throws him into the pipe.

(Bowser) "Back to Sailor Moon."

Luigi Time

(Paper Luigi) "If you haven't heard, I'm in Super Mario Odyssey now... with a bowtie."

(Merlon) "As if you're the character that needed to be added to a game."

(Zikal) "Yeah seriousl-

(Paper Luigi Merlon) "SHUT UP OC."

(Zikal) "... ouch"

The three are inturrpted by the sound of scrraming outside.

(Merlon) "You two go check that our, I gotta... check the Light Prognostagous."

(Luigi) "That's all you ever do."

Luigi and Zikal relreluctantly go and check it out, while Merlon pulls out the Ice Cream he'd been hiding.

(Merlon) "Final- GODDAMMIT IT'S ALREADY MELTED!"

Weegee

(Paper Luigi) "I wonder why-

He gets his quetion answered by seeibg Lemmy traditionally riding his giant yellow ball, while juggling bombs, and generally wreaking havok.

(Zikal) "You'd think we'd have noticed that."

(Lemmy) "HA, HA, LOOK WHO IT IS, MY OL "FRIEND" MAR- LUIGI."

He seems to be screaming so Luigi can hear him from the street.

(Zikal) "Seriously, how do you know all these psychopaths?"

(Paper Luigi) "Not important."

(Lemmy) "I MESSED YOUR NAME ON PURPOSE."

(Paper Luigi) "SHUT UP LARRY."

(Lemmy) "I'M LEMMY."

(Paper Luigi) "IT DOESN'T MATTER, WHAT KIND OF GEEK WOULD MEMORIZE YOUR NAMES ANYWAY."

He just doesn't understand

(Lemmy) "OH, YOU'VE MADE ME MAD, AND I DON'T LIKE BEING MAD."

(Paper Luigi) "WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT'A IT? RUN ME OVER WITH YOUR BALL?"

(Lemmy) "LOOK A BIT CLOSER."

Luigi looks closer at the side of the ball and notices the large fuse. To made things worse, he sees Lemmy lighting some matches.

(Paper Luigi) "Zikal, Run!"

Luigi drags Zikal as they attempt to run away.

(Lemmy) "TOO LATE!"

Lemmy tosses the match onto the fuse, and it catches. Lemmy jumps up, and BARELY catches the end of his suddenly, here Koopa Klown Car.

(Lemmy) "Man, just imagine if I missed the Clown Car, that would be CRAZY!"

Lemmy wakes up to find himself... well, WAKING UP!

(Lemmy) "... huh?"

He sees Roy above him with a bouquet of flowers.

(Roy) "Getting better sleepy head. You suffered some pretty bad burns."

(Lemmy) "Who talks like that?"

Lemmy just then notices he's in a hospital.

(Lemmy) "OOOOOOOOH that's why I'm so charred... wait what happened."

(Roy) "Just watch this trending youtube video."

Lemmy watches the video to see its HIM, jumping to to grab the Koopa Klown Car, and missing, and falling onto the big bomb.

(Lemmy) "GODAMMIT I MISSED IT."

(Roy) "The important thing is-

He is cut off be Lemmy glowing.

(Roy) "Lemmy... LEMMY!"

(Lemmy) "It's natural, I'll be back for the next game, but do me a favor."

(Roy) *sniff* "What?"

(Lemmy) "Kick Luigi's ass for me."

Lemmy then explodes into stars the same way morton did.

Bowser

Bowser is looking at his wristband.

(Bowser) "OH GOD, they're telling me Lemmy's down."

Larry walks in.

(Larry) "EEEYY, SAILOR MOON."

(Bowser) "Larry, Lemmy is down!... and 47."

(Larry) "That Sucks... let me join."

(Bowser) "I've got a plan, I'll send them someone I can't even put up with, send in-

BANG!

(Roy) "NO, I'M GOING AFTER LUIGI."

(Bowser) "Incentive, I like that, but I don't like you breaking my door."

(Roy) "I will do it, TO AVENGE LEMMY!!"

(Bowser) "When did you two get so close?"

(Roy) "In the Koopaling pact, us Koopalings must stay, and fall together."

(Larry) "That's not a thing."

(Bowser) "You didn't seem all that upset when Morton was defeated."

(Roy) "THEY GOT MORTON TOO!?!"

(Bowser) "Oh, Yeah."

(Roy) "He was like a brot-

Bowser picks him up, and shoves him in the pipe.

(Bowser) "Honestly, those guy."

He and Larry continue binge watching Sailor Moon.

Mario

(Mario) "How much longer!?"

Mario and Starlow are in an Uber headed to Flipside.

(Uber Driver) "Are you sure you want to go here? Have you not seen the giant bomb video?"

(Mario) "JUST KEEP DRIVING!"

Zikal

Luigi and Zikal ducked behind a building and miraculously survived.

(Zikal) "All those poor people."

Luigi looks around the corner.

(Paper Luigi) "Actually just looks like only the Ice Cream Parlor got destroyed."

Zikal hands Luigi a popsicle.

(Zikal) "Don't forget my power."

Luigi and Zikal enjoy their chat, a small break from their chaotic adventure.

Wah

Waluigi is still investigating the strange sprout when he hears a loud voice

(Nastasia) "WALUIGI, ARE YOU THERE!?"

Waluigi quickly hides the sprout under his hat, and ducks into the room. At that moment, suddenly, he feels roots digging into his head.

(Waluigi) "AAAAHHHHHH"

Watermelon