Chapter 17: It's Roy Boy
(Paper Luigi) "So judging by Morton striking first and Lemmy striking second, I'm gonna bet on Iggy."
(Zikal) "My money is on Roy."
(Paper Luigi) "How much?"
(Zikal) "65 coins."
(Paper Luigi) "Deal."
At that moment, something completely expected happens.
(Roy) "It's time Luigi."
Luigi turns around to see Roy with a pair of boxing gloves.
(Roy) "It's me, my name? Roy."
Roy was added to the huniebee
(Paper Luigi) "That's not a funny or clever referance and you know it."
Shut up or you're losing this fight
Zikal whispers in Luigi's ear.
(Zikal) "I'll get those coins later."
(Roy) "Stop talking, I want an honest fight, no bullcrap, or hammers and junk. Just me and you, duking it out."
(Paper Luigi) "I'm still flat."
(Roy) "I was prepared for that."
Roy pulls a couple of red circles of construction paper.
(Roy) "Wear these."
Luigi arms himself with the gloves.
(Roy) "An honest man's battle."
Roy and Luigi take a bow to each other.
(Roy) "FOR LEMMY... and Morton."
(Paper Luigi) "FOR... uhhh, what's his face from chapter 3."
Before Luigi can say another word, he gets pounded.
In the dumpster behind that Chinese place.
Zikal is actively straghtning Luigi out on the edge of the dumpster. Luigi eventually regains consciousness.
(Paper Luigi) "WHOO, WHAT, WHO'S PRESIDENT."
(Zikal) "Me."
(Paper Luigi) "Oh, oh thank god, what happened."
(Zikal) "Roy pounded you, and crumpled you up, and threw you away into this dumpster."
(Paper Luigi) "HE GOT AWAY!?"
(Zikal) "No, he got hit by a bus while haling a cab."
(Paper Luigi) "Plot convenience."
(Zikal) "Now about those 65 coins."
Bowser
Bowser Larry are still binge-watching Sailor Moon when Bowser checks his phone.
(Bowser) "Roy is down."
(Larry) "How do you know."
(Bowser) "His facebook status is, "deceased until further notice."
(Larry) "What now."
(Bowser) "I'll send someone even I can't put up with."
(Larry) "You don't mean?"
(Bowser) "Oh yes I do."
Bowser calls Iggy over.
(Iggy) "What is it?"
(Bowser) "Fetch me Wendy, I don't want to do it."
(Iggy) "That's my death sentence and you know it."
(Bowser) "Better you than me."
(Iggy) "I can't, I'm doing your taxes, I'm filling in for Kamek remember?"
(Bowser) "Ugh, you're so difficult."
Iggy walks away, knowing he beat Bowser.
Bowser then turns to Lemmy.
(Lemmy) "You have, like, a million minions I'm not doing it."
(Bowser) *Sigh* "You're right, if you want it done right, you gotta do it yourself."
(Larry) "Thanks for understanding."
(Bowser) "Wait, episode is over, you do it."
(Larry) "AAAHHH."
Larry reluctantly goes to get Wendy. Bowser begins reading some lines out of the... what's a good way to conbine Bowser and Bible?
Castle Bleck
Nastasia heard Waluigi's loud scream, and came running down the hallway to find him laughing on the floor.
(Nastasia) "Waluigi?"
She says it quietly with worry. She reaches out her hand to touch his face. He smacks it away.
(Waluigi) "I'm not Waluigi, I'm Mr. Wah, breaker of hearts. and puppet of Dimentio."
(Nastasia) "Stop playing games."
She giggles after saying, it, something rare for Nastasia, but Waluigi responds with a kick to her face. The force knocks her into the wall, and causes blood to drip from her non-existent nose.
(Nastasia) "Waluigi, how could you?"
She is speaking quietly again.
(Waluigi... Mr. Wah?) "This is not a game, and It's Mr. Wah."
O'Chunks walks by at that moment.
(Mr. Wah?) "Look at this oaf."
With out hesitation, O'Chunks picks uo Waluigi, and takes his hat off.
(Mr. Wah) "UNHAND ME OAF!"
(O'Chunks) "OY, IT'S JUST THIS WEE BLUDGER ON YER HEAD."
He forcibly yanks the Floro-Sapian sapling out of Waluigi's head.
(Waluigi) "OOOOWWW, that hurt. Who entitled you to do that?"
(O'Chunks) "I DID. HERE'S YER SHEPARD BACK LASS."
He drops Waluigi on top of Nastasia.
(O'Chunks) "YOU ALSO MIGHT WANT A BAND-AID FOR YEH NOSE."
O'Chunks promptly walks away. Waluigi and Nastasia just.. stay in their position for a while.
Bowser again
Bowser is sitting, wating for Larry so he can continue Sailor Moon. He eventually hers to sets of footsteps coming down the hallway.
(Larry) "I did it."
Larry is covered with stamps of the "Female" Sign, and looks like he just got out of bed.
(Bowser) "A brave man."
(Wendy) "Why a brave Man? Why not a brave soul? I'm also pretty positive that the male Koopalings are all getting payed more then I am-
Bowser doesn't put up with it and tosses her into the pipe.
(Larry) "Now, where where we?"
We were at the end of the chapter.