Author's Note: Okay, so these were some ideas I thought of posting. But I just didn't for some reason.
Wang Yao/30/China/CEO of Asia Corp
Kiku Honda/18/Japan/Student
Wang Mei/17/Taiwan/Student
Lee Ha Yeon/17/South Korea/Student
Lee Ha Eung/17/North Korea/Student
Wang Leon/17/Hong Kong/Student
UNO. No Cursing Allowed
"How are we supposed to live without no curses?" Ha Yeon asked Yao, as her older brother gave her a stern look. "It's okay, it's only until exams. And I'm in." "What happens if we-forget?" Ha Eung asked in a not-very-nice voice. "Well, dishes for a whole month." Yao seemed to ponder. "Wow." Mei looked overwhelmed. "Nisan, what happens to the first person who-" "Dishes. Plus-" Yao had gotten a crazy idea. "Plus visiting the Bradinskis." There was a ton of complaints. "Why?" "Why them? How about the Nordics, the Kirklands?" "Because you guys happen to dislike them." And so it was on. No Cursing Allowed.
Monday. "You little-little..." Mei stuttered as Leon snatched the last dumpling on the table. "Prey continue, dear sister. I think the Bradinskis have nice air." Leon smirked, popping the dumpling into his mouth. "YOU LITTLE DEMON MONKEY!" Silence. "Mei, isn't demon monkey a curse?" Ha Yeon asked her. "Well, no. It just refers to monkeys who are demonish." They all stared at Yao. "Well, it's not a curse."
Tuesday. "Who in the world took my Haikyu away?" Kiku smiled in a very creepy way, and the twins cowered, thinking of old times. "Well, admit fast. If any one of you wonderful children admit later, I will cut out your eyes and shove them down your throat. Then I will carve out your heart and-" "Hyung, he's bullying us!" Ha Eung shouted in a very loud voice. "It was better when he cursed, at least it wasn't this intimidating." Leon muttered. "Be nice, Kiku!" Yao yelled, appearing out of his room. "And Kiku, if you don't mind, may I borrow your Haikyu? The first book was quite interesting and I would like to read the second." Kiku nodded, smiling as his book was returned. "Nisan, what happened to your brain? Didn't father teach you that folding other people's books were rude?" Yao grinned at his sibling. "Detention for your rudeness. You, my dearest will wash the dishes for three days." "It's finally over." Mei sighed. "No, the Bradinski thing is still on. Kiku didn't curse." "God."
Wednesday. "Hey, Ha Eung Lee!" Ha Eung groaned. Gilbert Beilschimidt. After the dancing thing, he was the laughingstock of the entire school. "What." "Are you playing crossdressing any time soon? Cause I heard from Elizaveta that she really wants to take a picture and-" If he could, he would have told the lad to shut the hell up. But apparently, his siblings would sell him out if he cursed, and so Ha Eung pretended the boy was mute. "He has high tolerance, doesn't he?" Kiku mused to Ludwig. "Yes, your younger brother is certainly very...tough." "Told you it wasn't going to work." Ha Yeon laughed at him.
Thursday. "Oh my god." The family was watching TV. On the screen, the guy was telling the girl that he didn't want to go out with her anymore. On their 100th anniversary. "What sort of a-" Ha Yeon was ready to curse, but stopped. "Go on. What sort of a man is he?" Leon asked her, smiling. "He's stupid!" Stupid wasn't a curse word. "Stupid? That's pathetic." "Be quiet, I need to watch." Now the girl was crying, and the guy was informing her that he was cheating on her. "He needs to go out and kill himself! What an empty headed figure!" Mei was cracking up next to her. "What." "Your language hasn't developed, excepting the curse area." It turned out the guy dumped the girl because he had cancer. "What in Confucius just happened!" "Tell me that's a curse." Leon gave Yao a look. "Too bad, it's not."
Friday. "Where are my fireworks?" Leon gave his siblings a cool stare. The thing was, the twins and Kiku, along with Mei had formed an alliance. Which meant either Leon and Yao were their victims, but Yao wasn't the type to curse, and so the victim was Leon. "Dunno." Ha Eung twirled his knife in front of him. "Leon-ah, what would we want to do with your pathetic playtoys?" Ha Yeon gave him a motherly smile. "Yes, otuto. I thought you were mature enough to live without them." Kiku patted Leon on the head. "You...You..." "Yes?" Mei asked him, a sweet smile on her face. "Your mother was a dishwasher and your father was a microwave!" The older siblings sighed. "Is that an insult?" "I don't want to think about it."
Saturday. "Children?" Yao looked at his siblings. His seemingly innocent siblings. "Yes?" "Explain to me why my Shinatty-chan stationary are missing." "We don't know." Yao glared at them. "You. You don't know." "Yes, what would we want to do with that stupid stationary?" Ha Eung asked Yao, staring at the floor. "It's not even cute." Kiku looked into the manga he was reading. "Can I go? I have more important things to do than that shinatty thingy." Leon looked bored. "THAT SHINATTY THINGY?" Yao looked furious. "Yes, that thing you call a cat." Ha Yeon studied her nails. "EXCUSE ME, YOUNG LADY, BUT SHINATTY-CHAN IS ONE OF THE FEW JOYS OF MY LIFE!" "He's indicating that we aren't the joys of his life." Mei whispered- a clearly audible whisper. "That's not what I fucking said!" Whoops. "Fucking?" "Language!" "He cursed!" "Hurrah for older brother!" Yao face-palmed. His own trick had backfired on him.
Sunday. "So, Yao-yao, what are you doing here-with your entire family?" Yao glared at the Russian who looked very happy. "It's not like I wanted to see you, it's just that I lost a stupid bet with my siblings and-" "I cannot understand why we are also dragged into this situation." Kiku averted his eyes from Ivan. "So, older brother, you should finish-" "I know." "This is going to be hilarious!" Ha Yeon smirked. "Get on with it, so that we can go home and watch Mamma Mia." Ha Eung snapped. "Fine!" The CEO gave all his siblings a cold glare, then spoke in a girlish voice-"Hey, darling, want to get wasted tonight?" There. The dare was done. He only hoped the mafia in front of him took the hint and realized this was a joke. Ivan blinked, then smiled. "Wonderful, you can become one with me!" "Run!" Yao began the greatest escape of his life. The family barely escaped with their lives. "That wasn't very fun." Leon commented. "Be quiet." Yao gave the teen a well earned smack.
DEUX. The Dinner Between Family Friends
1) Feliciano and Ludwig
Feliciano and Ludwig sat awkwardly down on the chair provided for them. The last time they had eaten here, half of the siblings were bruised and battered. Now the eldest sat scowling at them. "Why aren't you eating?" Oh, that was why he was scowling. "Noooodles!" Feliciano squealed, then started to wolf down the food. "Feliciano, eat with manners." Ludwig gave his friend a small jab. "Luddy, that hurts!" It turned out the jab was a mistake. "Luddy?" The man, Wang Yao smiled. "That is so adorable. Are you two in a relationship?" "No." "Yes!" "Kiku, are they?" Kiku looked up from his bowl, and gave Ludwig a slanted smile. "Of course." Ludwig had to survive the rest of the dinner with sniggers from Leon, Mei, and the twins along with looks that spelled awww from Yao. He was never eating with the Wang family again.
-THREE WEEKS LATER-
"I thought you weren't eating with us?" Kiku gave Ludwig a meaningful look. "Father hasn't cooked anything. He's staying at the General's Quarters so we don't have anything to-" "Yes, quit the explainations. We know you want to eat with us." Why he had decided to visit the house with Feliciano, he didn't know. He also didn't know why he had played Dance Dance Revolution with Kiku's sister, Lee Ha Yeon. "Children, leave Luddy alone. Dinner's done, anyway." "Luddy! Look, there are nooodles!" Luddy, for god's sake? The teen knew better than to argue with Feliciano. He'd deal with his boyfriend later- and he moved quickly to the chair before his stomach growled.
2) Elizaveta and Roderich
Elizaveta jumped into the chair, tugging at Roderich all the time. "Wow, they really are rich!" "Eliza, please-" They had been invited to dinner by Mei, and now they stared at the splendid china set. "Suit yourselves." The very handsome man of thirty wasn't helping either. "Dinner!" The other members of the family went crazy at the sight of food. Elizaveta had started eating about three spoonfuls when she met a glorious sight. "You're smearing food on the table." Kiku Honda glared at Ha Eung Lee, slapping the younger boy on the shoulder. "Well, you're no better." The boy spat back at him, but Kiku pulled out a tissue and wiped the taller boy's mouth. "Wipe your mouth, please." 'Yaoi! Yaoi!' Noticing the girl's stare, the boys stopped bickering, then glanced at her in horror. "Roderich! Your girlfriend's going to have a concussion!" Wang Yao sighed, pulling out a tissue. "Here, this will stem a nosebleed." "Oppa is soooooo considerate!" Ha Yeon Lee gave her brother a hug. "Please, Yeon-ah." The CEO didn't seem to mind. 'Forbidden Romance!' Elizaveta tried to stop her brain from thinking. This place was dangerous in many ways, as it stopped her from thinking normally.
-A MONTH LATER-
"So, why are you here, if you believe we are harmful to your physical well-being?" Leon stared at the couple as he managed another kung-fu move. "Because it's great for writing doujinshi!" Roderich clapped a hand over his girlfriend's mouth. "I enjoy the music." "What music? I only hear rucus from here-" There was a noise from the bathroom. "Baby, baby, baby, oh!" "That is the voice of the new maestro." Roderich sighed. It was heavenly singing. The door swung open, and Ha Eung, fresh and clean emerged to Roderich's horror and Leon's bemusement. "What the heck is wrong with him?" "Uh, nothing." All geniuses had problems, it wasn't a problem that the maestro was sadistic.
3) Alfred and Matthew
Alfred scraped the chair noisily. "So, thanks for inviting us, Yao!" Matthew almost face-palmed. What sort of an idiot called an adult by first-name? Yao gritted his teeth. For the sake of his sister, he needed to stay calm, but this brat was so annoying. On the other hand, his brother Matthew was gentle and polite. "Yes, I hope you enjoy your dinner." Alfred spooned the food into his mouth, ignoring the chopsticks. "You idiot! You forgot the chopsticks!" Ha Yeon smacked the jock on the head, earning the laughs of everyone in the room. "I did not forget them!" "They sound like five-year-olds." Mei commented to Matthew, who nodded and sighed. "It's a good thing that their twins don't share their personality." Kiku pointed out, then stopped. "What." Ha Eung was playing with a carving knife on the dinner table, and Matthew-he looked like he wanted to disappear. "No, nothing." Yao clenched his fists under the table. This was going to be the last dinner that included Alfred Jones.
-TWO MONTHS LATER-
"Why are you here?" Yao gave the hamburger-eater a meaningful look. "Well, Arthur's cooking isn't exactly, um, healthy. And you like Matthew, and since you invited Matt it would seem weird if I wasn't invited?" Alfred nearly kicked himself with frustration. What did I just say? Excuse me, mind, what's wrong with you? "Come on, oppa, be a good host." Ha Yeon gave the twins a reassuring smile. "Fine." Yao stormed over to the kitchen. He was going to give Jones dinner for one last time, and it would be it. Too bad he had been thinking that for ten times since the first dinner.
4) Emil and Mathias
Emil glanced nervously around the dinner table. "Um, can we eat?" "Help yourselves!" Leon shoved a bowl of ramen in their direction, which Emil took gratefully. "Hey, that's Honda's ramen!" Mathias froze. It was the most notorious psycho in the upper class, Lee Ha Eung. "Here. I don't think Honda will be happy if you eat his stuff." And with that the student took the bowl, replacing it with his own. "But you.." "I can share with my sis." Mathias smiled gratefully at the man. Perhaps he wasn't as bad as rumored.
-TWO DAYS LATER-
"Hi! You guys are staying for dinner?" "Yes." "Enjoy!" Mei and Ha Yeon, Leon's sisters waved as they left for some party. That left the men of the family. Kiku was staring into a comic book, Ha Eung was talking about something with his brother as he set the table, and Leon- "Wash your hands, people!"-brought the hand sanitizers. "We won't die of food poisoning, kid." "Please be quiet, otuto. I am reading a very important comic-" "-Which includes a smiley-faced-octopus." "Kids! Be nice!" Emil and Mathias smiled to each other, then gave Leon a thumbs-up. How their friend managed to live in a sitcom-like family, they had no idea, but it was fun.
5)And...
Ha Eung gazed bleary-eyed into outer space. Class was boring, and he hated his life. Ten seconds. Nine. Eight. Seven. Six. Five. Four. Three. Two. One. The bell rang, and students started to leave. The end of class. His sisters were going to the park, Kiku was going to some Comicon thing, Leon was watching a movie. "How am I supposed to have dinner!" "Look, Nat, Older Brother has a schedule and a life. I'm sorry, but I think you're going to have to eat alone." Natalia Bradinski was shouting at her sister. "You can always eat with Toris-" "-Who is boring." Somehow, the girl reminded Ha Eung of himself. "She can eat with us. Me and Yao." Yekaterina looked scared at his voice. "Um, I don't think-" "I don't want to eat with you and your miserable brother-" "Stop being a kid. Your family has a life. You can eat microwaved food for all I care about." He turned away, just as a knife sailed across the classroom, nailing the door. "If your brother's food is unhygenic-" "Yes, we'll pay your bills." Yekaterina gaped at the exchange. "Nat?" "I'm eating with the psycho." Ha Eung couldn't help smirking.
-A WEEK LATER-
"And that's why she's eating?" Mei smiled at Ha Yeon. "Yes, supposedly." Leon muttered, shaking his head. "They're going to be the next Bonnie and Clyde at this rate." Kiku observed, from their hiding place. They had pretended to be busy, and had snuck through the back door, watching the exchange between the Belarusian and Korean. "Eat your damn food." "You eat your carrots. And you need some borscht." "Children. We do not quarrel in front of food." The sulky pair immediately quieted at Yao's words. "We weren't quarreling." "And we're not children." Yao managed to keep a smile from his face. His brother had finally found a friend.
Author's Note: Did you guys enjoy the ficklets? Because...I am out of ideas...and I think there will be more ficklets like this until I find some more stories...Yeah.. And I really need to update my other story... Anyway, I have a lot of ideas relating to the ficklets so don't worry too much! I love you faithful readers!