Reversal of Fortune: Chapter 31: The Fashion Fascist
(Time Skip: 7:45 AM, Vanzilla)
The Louds drove to school without Luan. Earlier that morning, Rita told Royal Woods High School's attendance office that Luan would be absent due to the immense pain she received from her sisters' gympie-gympie prank against her yesterday.
Lori asked, "So, Leni, ready for school?"
Leni, clad in a full 1930's Nazi SS outfit, gushed, "EEE! Like, this is totes amazing guys! I'm gonna get an 'A'! In anything! Other than fashion design! For, like, the first time in my life!"
While the younger Loud sisters cheered for her, the older Loud sisters traded glances and hushed snickers amongst themselves.
Rita complimented Lori, "Thanks for helping Leni with her history project!"
Lori smirked, "Literally no problem!"
Rita continued, "You know, in a time like this, it's so nice to see you girls working together and getting along again!"
Lori replied, "I know, right?", while barely suppressing a snicker.
Lynn Sr. relievedly sighed, "Yeah, that's true! And speaking of which, hopefully, Leni can pass a class without us having to beg and plead with the teachers this time!"
Lori slyly smiled, "I literally wouldn't want anything else for my younger sister."
As Lori and Luna snickered to themselves, Lynn Jr. whispered to Lucy, "Leni is so screwed!"
Lucy whispered, "This is the part of Great-Great-Grandpa Ludwig's past I didn't want her-", before yelping, "OWW!", at a harsh arm punch from Lynn Jr.
Lucy whined, "What was that for?"
Lynn Jr. growled, "I didn't tell you that you could talk, Lucy."
Lucy blankly said, "Sigh," before yelping, "OWW!", at another harsh arm punch from Lynn Jr.
Lynn Jr. yelled at Lucy, "What did I tell you?", while raising her fist to threaten Lucy.
Lucy shrunk back into her seat, causing Lynn Jr. to cross her arms and scoff, "That's what I thought."
Lola, who was wearing a big, tacky Southern Belle blonde wig with tons of curls, scoffed from her seat next to Lynn Jr. and Lucy, "Ugh, you two are so childish."
Lana snarked, "You should talk, Princess Bald."
Lola yelled, "SAY WHAT?! I'LL KILL YOU!"
Lynn Jr. and Lucy had to begrudgingly work together to restrain Lola from attacking Lana.
Meanwhile, Lisa assured Lana, "Ignore her. We'll have her under our thumb in due time."
Lana smirked evilly and nodded at Lisa.
When Vanzilla pulled into Royal Woods High School's Kiss-N-Ride, Lynn Sr. informed Lori, Leni, and Luna, "Alright, high schoolers, this is where you get off!"
As Lori, Leni, and Luna got out of Vanzilla, Rita chuckled, "OK, girls, remember, stay safe, and have a great day at school!" She then told her kids, "Come on, wave Lori, Leni, and Luna goodbye!"
The rest of the Loud kids ignored her, but Rita and Lynn Sr. stepped up and waved, "Bye, Lori! Bye, Leni! Bye, Luna!"
Lori, Leni, and Luna sheepishly waved goodbye to their parents as Vanzilla dropped off. By now, several students had already noticed Leni walking alongside her sisters in her Nazi outfit. They were gasping, snickering amongst themselves, and taking pictures.
Meanwhile, Luna, barely stifling a snicker, asked, "Alright, Leni, you ready?"
Leni straightened, smiled, and gave Luna a military salute as she proclaimed, "Ich bin fertig!" (Translation: "I'm ready!")
Lori and Luna laughed as Lori said, "Alright, alright, don't hit yourself on the way in!"
Leni assured Lori and Luna, "Kein ding!" (Translation: "No problem!")
Lori and Luna chuckled as Lori teased Leni, "Auf Wiedersehen, Leni!", before Lori and Luna walked ahead of her and into the school.
Leni waved to Lori and Luna, "Tschüß, Lori! Tschüß, Luna!" (Translation: "Goodbye, Lori! Goodbye, Luna!") Leni then goosestepped into school and slammed the doors open.
When Leni opened the door, the rest of Royal Woods High School's students were talking to each other, as per usual. They were either walking to class or leaning on their lockers while doing so. Crossed conversations about homework, gossip, parties, teachers, parents, sports, and a wide variety of other topics blended into a loud cacophony of teenage noise. However, as Leni walked through the hallways and students caught her out of the corner of her eyes, more and more students stopped what they were doing to gasp and gawk at Leni.
The hallways gradually grew silent as Leni goosestepped through the hallways. Leni noticed the other students gawking at her, smiled and waved at them, and greeted them, "Was geht, Volksgenosse?!" (Translation: "What's up, folk comrades!")
As Leni walked past a group of party boys, she waved to them, "Na, jungen!" (Translation: "Hey, guys!")
Tad, Chaz, Roger, Joey, Errol, and Evan's jaws dropped at the sight of Leni in a Nazi outfit.
Tad, however, recovered the quickest, and smirked at Chaz's shock at Leni's outfit. Tad took the opportunity to tease his friend, "Hey, Chaz, that your girl?"
Chaz gave no response. Tad waved his hand over Chaz's face to get his attention, "Uh, Chaz, dude? Hello? Earth to Chaz?"
Errol chimed in, "Chaz, you alright, bro?"
Roger, Joey, and Evan joined in asking Chaz if he was OK, but Chaz responded to neither of them. Tad took noticed of this and exclaimed, "Chaz, dude, you good?"
When Roger saw Chaz remain frozen in shock, he quickly told Tad, "Uh… Chaz needs some time." He then whispered in his ear, "You know, to process this. After the Marcus Quick thing, and now this? In less than a week?"
Tad sighed, "Alright, brah. Just letting you know, school starts in 2 minutes, and I ain't comin' back for you once that bell rings." Tad and his friends then left Chaz standing at his locker and dispersed to their own classes.
Meanwhile, further down the hallway, Leni walked past Carol, Melissa, Becky, Whitney, Teri, and Veronica. She smiled and waved to them, "Was geht, freundinnen?" (Translation: "What's up, girlfriends?")
Becky barely stifled a snicker before she smiled and waved, "Oh, hey Leni! Love the outfit, by the way!"
Leni goosestepped past the Gal Pals and told them, "Danke!" (Translation: "Thanks!")
As Leni goosestepped past the Gal Pals, they snickered to each other before Carol started taking pictures of Leni. As Carol took pictures of the Nazi-clad Leni, Becky mockingly wolf-whistled at Leni.
Whitney jeered, "Yeah, rock it, girl!"
Melissa sneered, "Love the new outfit! Suits you perfectly!"
Veronica taunted, "Hottest Runway Fit of Fall 2016!"
The jeers, insults, and mocking wolf-whistles of the Gal Pals emboldened a few other students to mockingly wolf-whistle at Leni as she walked past them in the hallways. As Leni heard the students jeer at her, she remembered something that Lori told her about wearing her new outfit.
Flashback: The Previous Night, Lori's Room
Leni beamed, "Thanks for helping me put this outfit together, Lori!"
Lori grinned, "Literally no problem."
As Leni resumed accessorizing her outfit, Lori smirked to herself before asking, "Leni, can I talk to you for a second?"
Leni smiled and asked Lori, "Sure, what is it?"
Lori sighed while putting her hand on Leni's shoulder, "Look, we know that you like to take… erm… fashion risks. And we know that you're by far, the most fashionable member of the family, which is why you can pull something like this off. But I'm going to warn you, a lot of the other kids at school might not like this new look."
Leni gasped, "Why?!"
Lori falsely assured Leni, "It's because you're so fashion-forward that a lot of the time, people might see you as fashion-backward. Just do what you always do: wear this look confidently and be the girl boss I know you can be. The girl boss we all know you can be. You do that, within 1 or 2 days, everyone will be begging to wear your new style! Within a week, everyone's going to look like you!"
Leni hugged Lori and gushed, "Thanks, Lori! You, like, are so amazing for doing this for me!"
Lori smirked, "I literally know!", before urging Leni, "Now, come on, let's finish this outfit."
Leni smiled, "Yay!", before she and Lori resumed their work on Leni's new outfit.
Flashback ends
As Leni walked through the hallways and endured the mocking wolf-whistles, jeers, snickers, and hushed whispers of her peers, remembering what Lori told her gave her the confidence to goosestep down the hallways with confidence and flair. Leni even believed that her peers were appreciating her new outfit. But, Leni knew that in order to keep anything as a long-term outfit, she'd have to get her friends' approval on said outfit first. And with that in mind, Leni knew her next destination.
As Leni approached her friend group, she heard them gossiping about usual teenage drama.
Jackie whispered to her friends, "I'm not sure I wanna be a veterinarian anymore."
Dana, Mandee, Jennifer, Angie, Francine, Brooke, and Daniella gasped before Jackie admitted, "Yeah. It's just all the-", before catching Leni out of the corner of her eyes.
When Leni's friends saw Leni approaching them in her new look, their jaws dropped and they slowly turned around in disbelief.
Mandee asked, "Is that?"
Jennifer whispered, "Oh my god."
Jackie snickered, "I can't believe she actually did it."
Daniella asked, "Did what?"
Jackie reminded Daniella, "You know, what we helped her with last weekend?"
Daniella replied, "Oh."
Dana, who had been watching Leni approach them, gushed, "Here she comes! Here she comes!", much to the snickers of her friends. Dana noticed her friends' snickers and urged them, "Girls, be cool, be cool."
Dana's warning calmed the rest of the girls down as Leni approached them. When Leni finally met up with her friends, she greeted them, "Na, mädchen! Was geht?" (Translation: "Hey, girls! What's up?")
The rest of the girls laughed before Mandee mockingly complimented Leni, "Nice German accent! Really goes with your new look! Totes cute!"
Leni started, "Well, thank-," before her sisters, Lori and Luna, popped out of nowhere, startling her.
Lori interrupted, "Leni!"
Leni asked, "Was?" (Translation: "What?")
Lori groaned before Luna whispered, "Dude, I think you made her commit to the German role a little too well."
Lori remembered, "Right," before suggesting, "Uh… Leni, how about we find an empty room and do a photoshoot in your new clothes? You know, to get you exposure on SwiftyPic?"
Leni gasped, "Du würdest das für mich tun?" (Translation: "You'd do that for me?")
Lori and Luna snickered before Luna mockingly assured Leni, "Dude, I know things have been rough, lately, but we're still sisters." Luna then extended her hand and asked Leni, "Truce?"
Leni returned the handshake, "Pause." (Translation: "Truce.")
Luna giggled, "Yeah, yeah." She then urged Leni, "Now come on, let's go get you to the auditorium before anyone sees us."
Leni chirped, "Ist gebongt!" (Translation: "Okey-dokey!"), before goosestepping behind Lori and Luna to the auditorium. As Leni goosestepped, she gave everyone she passed Hitler salutes and greeted them, "Na, Volksgenosse? Glauben, gehorchen, kämpfen! Kämpfe für dein Volk! Kämpfe für Deutschland! Kämpfe für dein Volk! Kämpe für blut, boden, und ehre! Viertes Reich, jetzt!" (Translation: "Hey, folk Comrades! Believe, obey, fight! Fight for your people! Fight for Germany! Fight for blood, soil, and honor! Fourth Reich, Now!")
While many of the students stared at Leni in shock, some even mockingly laughed and clapped for her. As Lori and Luna paraded Leni down Royal Woods High School's hallways, students started to give Leni Hitler salutes and mockingly chant, "Heil! Leni! Heil! Leni! Heil! Leni!"
Eventually, Leni, Lori, and Luna walked past a clique of white supremacists who gawked at Lori, Leni, and Luna as they walked past them. They blushed furiously as they stammered, "Buh… buh… buh."
A morbidly obese, brown-haired white supremacist with a Hitler Youth haircut, the fattest of the bunch, asked the group, "Holy shit, is that Leni Loud? And her sisters, Lori and Luna? Walking through Redneck Alley?"
As Leni continued to spout random German gibberish, a tall, lanky, blonde-haired white supremacist with the same haircut as the morbidly obese one, gasped to him, "By god, Erich, I think it is!"
The rest of the white supremacists cheered loudly before proceeding to wolf-whistle at and catcall Leni. Erich proclaimed to the tall, lanky, blonde-haired white supremacist, "Finally, David! A hot Aryan woman who gets it! And not just one… there seem to be three of them! Her slut-sisters Lori and Luna do, too!"
David panted, "Well, shit, then, this must be our lucky day, fellers! Three absolute dames who came around to our cause!"
The rest of the white supremacists cheered loudly for a few more seconds before hearing the bell ring.
A tall, blonde-haired white supremacist who was a little more muscular than David heard the bell ring and told his friends, "Shit! The bell! We've gotta get to class!"
The rest of the group gasped before Erich replied, "Are you kidding me, Duke?! This is the opportunity of a lifetime! Three of the most beautiful, pure Aryan women in this school supporting our ideas! With them on our side, who knows what we can accomplish?! OK, well, the rocker one… what's her name… Luna… is gonna need some work, but the other two, Lori and Leni, are just perfect! Besides, we need women to fill the Earth with beautiful, pure Aryan babies!"
A short, blonde-haired white supremacist pointed out, "But wait, ain't Lori with that dirty spic? I follow her on SwiftyPic-", to which Erich quickly grabbed the short blonde by the collar and growled, "Shut the fuck up, Dennis. We've got a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to recruit the entire school to our cause. Don't stand around and fuck this up, you got that. Or I swear to god, we will burn your house down and make you eat your parents."
Dennis challenged, "You wouldn't dare. That's nigger talk!"
Erich punched Dennis in the chin, making him spit out blood. Dennis yelled, "Oh yeah, you want a piece of me?!", before starting to flail his arms at Dennis. The two had to be broken up by the rest of the group, particularly Duke, who them him, "Guys, this is not helping! Stop fighting like niggers! That's what the Jew World Order wants, OK?!"
Erich and Dennis relaxed at Duke. Luke, a tall, skinny, white supremacist with short brown hair, then sighed, "Guys, you know we can always settle this in our basements. But right now, we've got a mission! While you two were fooling around, those ladies got away!"
The rest of the group gasped before scanning up and down the hallway for any sight of Lori, Leni, and Luna. When they didn't see them, they panicked, "Oh my god!", and "They're gone!"
Another very tall, lanky white supremacist with light brown hair and blue eyes named Jimbo urged the group, "Come on, let's follow them!"
The white supremacists cheered, "Yeah!", before running down the hallway in search of Lori, Leni, and Luna.
(Montage: Royal Woods High School Auditorium, 8:15-9:30 AM)
Lori was taking pictures of Leni making various poses on the stage of Royal Woods High School's auditorium. Luna, meanwhile, was playing an upbeat techno music mix on her phone to give the affair a "modeling photoshoot" vibe.
For the first pose, Leni made duck lips at the camera complete with a peace sign. For the second pose, Leni maintained her duck lips, but gave a Hitler salute to the camera. Leni's third pose combined the first two, with Leni giving a Hitler salute with her right hand, and a peace sign with her left hand to the camera simultaneously. The fourth picture Luna and Lori took of Leni was a side-angle shot of Leni in mid-goosestep, with her nightstick in hand. The fifth picture Luna and Lori took of Leni was another side-angle shot of Leni in mid-goosestep, with Leni's nightstick not in her hand. Leni then faced the camera and posed for some pictures with her nightstick in her right hand and her left hand on her hip. She repeated the same pose in a few different angles, then repeated the pose in the same angles while making duck lips at the camera. Leni then took the nightstick in her left hand and put her right hand on her hip and repeated all of the poses she made when her nightstick was in her right hand.
As Lori snapped a front-angle picture of Leni goosestepping towards her and Luna with her nightstick in her hand, Luna sarcastically encouraged Leni, "Wooo! Rock it, girl!"
Leni smiled at Lori and Luna and flashed a thumbs-up sign. After Lori took a picture of Leni making the thumbs-up sign, she encouraged Leni, "Keep going, you're literally a natural!"
Leni spent the rest of first period and a bit of second period doing a few more modeling poses in her SS uniform for Lori to take pictures of. Eventually, Leni was confident enough to pull out her nightstick and tell her sisters, "Watch this!", before beginning to twirl the nightstick.
Leni's nightstick twirling made Lori and Luna erupt with cheers as Lori began to videotape Leni twirling the nightstick. Once Lori had enough video footage of Leni twirling the Nazi nightstick for her planned SwiftyPic short, she shook her head and chuckled to the camera, "That's my sister!"
Eventually, Leni stopped twirling the nightstick, dropped it on the floor, and did a side split in her uniform. Lori and Luna cheered raucously while Lori took pictures.
(Time Skip: 9:30 AM)
Finally, Leni picked her nightstick up, sashayed to the front of the stage, and held it with both hands over her head, to hysterical cheering and applause from Lori and Luna.
Luna whistled and cheered in a British accent, "You're incredible, darling!", while barely suppressing the chuckle in her voice.
Lori egged on, "Yeah, literally amazing!"
As Lori and Luna continued to compliment Leni, Leni jumped off the stage and walked towards her sisters. However, Leni shocked Lori and Luna when she told them, "Tut mir leid, ich spreche kein Englisch." (Translation: "Sorry, I don't speak English.")
Lori and Luna traded glances before Luna asked Leni, "Umm… tutmir WHAT?!"
Leni smiled and repeated herself, "Tut mir leid, ich spreche kein Englisch."
Lori and Luna's jaws dropped. They stared at each other for a few seconds. Luna slowly walked towards the auditorium stage to pick up her phone while Lori sheepishly chuckled, "Umm… yeah… right… listen, can you give Luna and I some space for a few seconds?"
Leni gave Lori and Luna the thumbs-up sign and replied, "OK!"
Lori then ran to the back left corner of the auditorium, with Luna joining her seconds later.
When Lori and Luna took their seats, they panted before Luna whispered, "Dude, you didn't tell me Leni would be speaking in German, too!"
Lori sighed, "I know, I know. It's just, you know Leni… she takes everything literally, and once she's asked to play a role, she fully commits to it. Literally."
Luna complained, "You said 'literally' twice in the same sentence, brah!"
Lori sighed, "Look, I'm literally not in the mood for this! We've still got to communicate with Leni… but how?"
Luna suggested, "I've got it, dude! Does your phone have Wi-Fi?"
Lori scoffed, "How do you think I was able to take that selfie with Carol the other day?"
Luna remembered, "Oh yeah," before gasping, "Wait… the day you became Lori BrownPants?!" Luna then started loudly laughing before Lori quickly clasped her hand over her mouth.
Lori softly fumed, "Will you literally shut up?!"
Luna snickered under her breath before whispering, "Sorry, sorry." She then took some deep breaths before telling Lori, "OK, I'm good."
Lori sighed, "Thank you, Luna."
Luna then told Lori, "Alright, so, can you pull up Lisa's translator app?"
Lori replied, "Literally on it," before opening Lisa Translate on her phone's Internet browser app, Tsunami.
When Luna showed this, she responded, "Good." She then instructed Lori, "Alright, now, whenever Leni talks, just have her speak into your phone's microphone, and we can translate it back to English. You handle the typing, I'll handle the talking."
Lori gave Luna a thumbs up and told her, "Literally got it."
They then walked back down to the auditorium floor to meet with Leni. When they met with Leni, Lori and Luna froze.
Lori whispered, "Come on, Lunes, say something!"
Luna whispered back, "Oh, right," before clearing her throat and telling Leni, "Uh… guten tag, Leni!"
Leni smiled and waved back, "Guten tag, Luna! Guten tag, Lori! Ist es nicht ein toller Tag, um Deutscher zu sein?"
Lori and Luna traded glances before Lori looked at her phone for the English translation, "Good morning, Luna! Good morning, Lori! Isn't it a great day to be German?"
Lori briefly snickered before clearing her throat and typing in her response in English: "Yeah... sure, Leni. Hey, do you mind going over the pictures we took? Just to make sure we get your best looks."
After Lori finished typing out her reply, she showed Luna her phone screen and told her, "Alright, hit her with this." Luna took Lori's phone and slowly sounded out the words: "Ja... sicher, Leni. Hey, magst du dir die Bilder ansehen, die wir gemacht haben? Nur um sicherzustellen, dass wir Ihr bestes Aussehen bekommen."
Leni chirped, "Großartig!" (Translation: "Great!"), while clapping her hands. As she walked with Lori and Luna, she whispered to them, "Übrigens, ihr totes müsst an eurem Deutsch arbeiten," before shaking her head.
When Lori's phone's microphone picked that up, it read, "By the way, you guys totes have to improve your German." Lori gasped before yelling, "We're trying our best, OK?!"
Luna urged Lori, "Dude, calm down. Look, I'm just as confused by this as you are."
Lori took a deep breath before typing in, "Sorry, Leni," on her phone. She then sounded out the German translation, "Entschuldigung, Leni."
Leni beamed, "Alles paletti!" (Translation: "It's OK!"), and it read on Lori's phone as, "All pallets!" Lori whispered to herself, "All pallets?", before sighing to herself and typing in on her phone, "If you say so, Leni." Lori then read the German translation and told Leni, "Wenn du es sagst, Leni."
Lori, Leni, and Luna then sat next to each other in the front rows of the auditorium before Lori typed in, "Now, let's go over your pictures, Leni!" Luna then read the German translation, "Jetzt, lass uns deine Bilder durchgehen, Leni!"
Leni replied, "Ist gebongt," with a thumbs up before Lori opened her phone's "Photos" app and started looking through all the photos and videos she had taken of Leni that day, which numbered in the hundreds.
(Time Skip: 9:55 AM)
As Lori worked on filtering one of Leni's photos where she posed with her right hand on her hip and her left hand holding a nightstick, Lori, Leni, and Luna heard a nasally male voice yell, "That's her! See, I told you guys she was in here!"
Erich yelled from across the hall, "What? You'd better not be lying like a filthy Jew, Cade!" Erich and the 6 other white supremacists in their clique gathered around the lean, strawberry blonde-haired Cade to see if what he had been saying was true. Sure enough, they saw Leni, Lori, and Luna seated together in the front of the auditorium.
Leo, a blonde-haired, blue-eyed, skinnyfat white supremacist gasped, "By golly, you were right, Cade!"
Erich then punched Cade on the arm and complimented, "Nice find, Cade," before commanding the rest of his clique, "Alright, boys, let's move in!"
Erich then slammed the door open and held it open for his white supremacist friends to run through. The 8 boys quickly swarmed Leni and started chatting excitedly to her, Lori, and Luna. However, within a few seconds, the excited chatter turned to yelling, screaming, pushing, shoving, and fighting as everyone clamored to monopolize Leni.
As Lori and Luna watched the white supremacists fighting over Leni, Lori smirked, "Looks like our sister literally has a fan club."
Luna giggled, "Yeah," before the two sisters laughed hysterically at the whole scene.
Just as Lori was about to make another joke, everyone was taken aback when they heard Leni cry, "ALLE, HALT!" (Translation: "EVERYONE, STOP!")
When Leni yelled, everyone stopped what they were doing to pay attention to her.
Lori and Luna looked to each other before Lori typed into her phone, "Go ahead, Leni. Say something." After Lori's app translated her words into German, Lori presented the phone to Luna, who told Leni, "Mach weiter, Leni. Sag etwas."
Leni sighed, "Danke, Luna. Ich habe einige Dinge, die ich sagen möchte." (Translation: "Thanks, Luna. I have some things I want to say.")
Erich replied, "I have some things I want to say, too." He then walked up to Leni, got on one knee, and with tears in his eyes, told everyone in the room, "For years, it has been my dream to find a woman who I could rule the world with. A woman who shared my vision."
Cade scoffed, "You rule the world, fatass?"
Erich snapped, "Shut up, Cade!" He then continued, "Anyway, Leni. Beautiful, Aryan queen. Together, we can rid the world of the Jewish menace, establish a Global Reich, and fulfill the vision of 'The Great One'." He then presented Leni with wire wrap that he had taped together and bent into a circle and popped the question, "So I ask you, Leni Loud, will you marry me?"
Lori and Luna winced at Erich's marriage proposal and slowly backed away from Leni and her new followers. Lori cringed as she told Leni, "Uh… he's literally all yours."
Luna stuttered, "Y-yeah, w-we're g-going t-to send you the pics at home, later! Toodles!", before she and Lori ran away from the auditorium as quickly as they could.
The rest of Erich's followers snickered and muttered under their breaths, "Thirsty!"
Meanwhile, Leni, who looked flattered, gushed, "Ah! Das ist sehr süß! Aber als Berliner muss ich der Mission treu bleiben!" (Translation: "Aww! That's so sweet! But, as a jelly donut, I must stay committed to the mission!")
Erich's eyes popped out of his skull as he slowly walked back into the seat vacated by Lori in the front row of the auditorium. As he did, he whispered to Dennis, "Dude, Leni just called herself a jelly donut in German."
Cade scoffed, "You're just saying that because it's time for your 9:58 jelly donut, fatass!"
Erich fired back, "Shut up, Cade! First of all, it's a 9:59 jelly donut! And second of all, I'm not fat, I'm big-boned, you stupid Danish fuck!"
Leni paid the arguing white supremacists no mind as she walked to the auditorium's podium. She tapped the microphone and said into it, "Testen, testen." (Translation: "Testing, testing.")
Leni then tapped the microphone twice before saying into it, "Test, eins zwo, check-check," (Translation: "Testing, two, check, check"), before tapping on the microphone again. Leni then started speaking, "OK, so ich bin, wie, totes aufgeregt so viele neue Freunde zu treffen!" (Translation: "OK, so I'm, like, totes excited to meet so many new friends!")
Leo screamed in response, "We love you, Leni!"
Many of the white supremacists cheered, whooped, and hollered in agreement.
Leni gushed at them, "Ah, danke, leuete!" (Translation: "Aww, thanks, guys!") She then continued, "Heute versammeln wir uns, um zu bekräftigen, dass es an der Royal Woods High School nicht nur gut ist, weiß zu sein, sondern dass es das Beste überhaupt ist." (Translation: "Now, today, we gather to affirm that it's not just good to be white at Royal Woods High School, but that it's the best thing ever.")
The white supremacists chanted, "Yeah!", but Erich crossed his arms and yelled, "Hey, bimbo, speak English!"
Leni asked, "Entschuldigung, hä?" (Translation: "Excuse me, what?")
Erich shouted, "English, motherfucker, do you speak it?"
(Scene Change: Royal Woods High School Hallways, First Floor)
As Luna and Lori walked their third period classes, Lori whispered to Luna, "You literally think it was a good idea? You know, doing everything we did, then leaving Leni in the hands of… them?"
Luna scoffed, "Dude, Prince Harry and David Bowie dressed as Nazis. Surely, it'll just be a week of memes and outrage and it'll blow over, right? Besides, didn't you two have that epic blowout fight over your room?"
Lori sighed, "Yeah, we did. But something about the fat guy and his friends… just seems, off, you know."
Luna admitted, "You got that right. I just hope none of this damage back-splashes onto us, dude."
Lori groaned, "Literally."
(Time Skip: 10:05 AM, Auditorium Royal Woods High School)
Leni riled up the enthusiastic white supremacists, "Aufstehen! Aufstehen! Kommen Sie hier! Wir müssen unsere Arbeit tun! Angriff! Angriff!" (Translation: "Rise up! Rise up! Come here! We have work to do! Attack! Attack!")
The white supremacists stood up, stomped their feet, and pumped their fists in the air in response.
Leni cheered, "Yeah! And when we leave this auditorium, we march through the hallways in unwavering support of our cause! All the way to the office!"
The white supremacists stood up, hooted, hollered, and cheered, "Yeah!"
Leni then told her fellow white supremacists, "Now, when I say, Es ist Zeit fër Säuberung, you say, Wir müssen die Juden ausrotten!"
The white supremacists slowly repeated, "Wir müssen die Juden ausrotten."
Leni pounded the table and shouted at her fellow white supremacists, "Wir müssen die Juden ausrotten!"
The white supremacists repeated, this time more confidently, "Wir müssen die Juden ausrotten."
Leni sighed, "Let's work on that." She then yelled, "Es ist Zeit fër Rache!"
The white supremacists replied, "Wir müssen die Juden ausrotten!"
Leni then gave the Heil Hitler salute while yelling to her followers, "Es ist Zeit fër Rache!"
Her followers shouted back, "Wir müssen die Juden ausrotten!"
Leni repeated herself, "Es ist Zeit fër Rache!"
Her followers repeated, "Wir müssen die Juden ausrotten!", before breaking out into uproarious cheering.
Leni clapped, "Juhu!" (Translation: "Yay!"), before sternly telling her followers, "Forward, march!"
Leni then jumped off the podium and started the chant, "Es ist Zeit fër Rache!"
Her followers responded, "Wir müssen die Juden ausrotten!"
Leni then started to walk up the steps of the auditorium's seating as she yelled, "Es ist Zeit fër Rache!"
Slowly, Leni's followers rose up out of their seats and began to follow her in a single-file line while yelling, "Wir müssen die Juden ausrotten!"
As Leni led her followers out of the auditorium, she repeated, "Es ist Zeit fër Rache!"
Leni's followers shot back, "Wir müssen die Juden ausrotten!", as they followed Leni into the hallways.
(Time Skip: 10:20 AM, Room 232)
As Darby Jealousie, a pale-skinned 16-year-old with a backwards camo Detroit Tigers snapback over his short dark blonde hair, black Noray sunglasses over his brown eyes, and a black Adidas track suit with black Adidas lo-cut sneakers, returned to his seat in the back of the class, Mr. Majors blankly greeted him, "Thank you, Mr. Jealousie, for rejoining us."
Mr. Jealousie flashed the peace sign in response.
Mr. Majors then told his class, "OK, now, let's continue." He then explained, "One of the primary methods used by the Hutu government and extremist militias was the manipulation of the media. Radio broadcasts and newspapers were used to spread hateful and inflammatory propaganda, painting the Tutsi as "cockroaches" and 'subhuman.' This language served to dehumanize the Tutsi in the eyes of the Hutu population, making it easier for them to justify committing acts of violence against them."
As Mr. Majors droned on about the dehumanization campaign against the Tutsis, Darby drummed his fingers on his desk in boredom. But, when Darby looked to the seat beside him and saw an equally bored Mandee, he checked her out and smirked to himself, "Umf." Darby began to flirtatiously smile as an idea came to his head.
Darby silently scooted his desk closer to Mandee's and whispered in her ear, "Ey! Mandee!"
Mandee whispered back, "What?"
Darby asked in a hushed voice, "You ain't already accounted for on Homecoming, right?"
Mandee replied, "Erm… not really, why?"
Darby whispered, "C'mon, now, why else would I be asking your pretty face about it?"
Mandee smirked and preened her hair while challenging Darby, "I don't know. Why would you be asking me about it?"
Darby sighed, "Look, Mandee, I'm just gonna cut to the cheese. You're great, I'm great. How about it, sweetcheeks? Y'know, having a bit of excitement in your life?"
Mandee preened her hair and leaned in towards Darby while asking him, "What kind of excitement?"
Darby told Mandee, "Save playing stupid for later. There's a time and place for 'everything,' including you and me. If you want, of course."
Mandee giggled, "I'd love to, Darby."
Darby smirked, "Well, lucky-", before being cut off by a feminine chant from the hallways, "Es ist Zeit für Rache!"
The feminine chant was backed by a bunch of masculine voices replying, "Wir müssen die Juden ausrotten!"
A bewildered Darby said out loud, "Gesundheit?"
Mandee gave Darby an equally bewildered look. Darby cleared his throat before saving himself, "Oh uhm, excuse me a sec Mandee,"
The class quickly got up from their seats and ran to the door to check out the commotion. Mr. Majors urged his students, "OK, everybody, calm down," but quickly sighed as he realized his students had stopped listening to him. However, when his students pulled the door open, Mr. Majors quickly realized that he was in for a bigger problem than he thought.
Walking down the hallways towards his classroom was Leni Loud, leading a group of white supremacist students parading down Royal Woods High School's hallway in groups of 4. Leni led the chant, "Es ist Zeit für Rache!"
The white supremacists responded, "Wir müssen die Juden ausrotten!"
Mandee gasped, "I can't believe this."
Darby replied, "I know! She's a furry fascist!"
Mandee gave Darby a weird look, to which Darby replied, "What? I'm calling it like I see it."
As the Nazi chants rang through the hallways, Darby explained, "I texted her a while ago, and she kept going on about making her little brother wear a 'squirrel suit,' and, yeah. Pretty nuts, huh?"
Mandee just shook her head and sighed, "You're lucky you're cute."
Darby smirked, "And?"
Mandee playfully crossed her arms, turned away from Darby, and pouted, "That's it, you're lucky you're cute."
As Mr. Majors watched the neo-Nazis march down the hallway, he shook his head, clasped his hands to his head, and said to himself, "Oy vey." He desperately pleaded to tell the kids, "OK, everybody, sit back down, get back in your seats." But when Mr. Majors saw no one paying him any mind, he groaned while walking to the phone and dialing the number to Principal Rivers' office.
When Oliver picked up, he said, "Hello?!"
Mr. Majors explained, "Oliver, it's Mr. Majors. Get Principal Rivers on the phone. We've got white supremacists parading down the hallway and acting like Nazis."
Oliver groaned, "I know, this is the tenth time a teacher's called me today about that! I can't keep up with all these calls!" He then asked Mr. Majors, "Where did you last see them?"
Mr. Majors informed Oliver, "Walking right past my classroom. Room 232."
Oliver whispered, "Oh no. That's right near the stairs, right?"
Mr. Majors grimly nodded, "Yup."
Oliver muttered to himself, "Jesus Christ," before instructing Mr. Majors, "OK, stay right there. I assure you, Principal Rivers and the other administrative staff have it handled."
Mr. Majors replied, "OK," before hanging up the phone. He then sighed, "Alright, everybody, back in your seats. Listen, I know what's going on out there is very… um… interesting, and actually relates to our course content, believe it or not. But we can talk about it in the context of the lecture. So, everybody take your seats."
All of Mr. Majors' students groaned in response.
(Scene Change: Royal Woods High School Hallway, 3rd Floor)
Leni and the white supremacists continued to march through Royal Woods High School's hallways. As they did, Leni led their chants, "Es ist Zeit für Rache!"
The white supremacists responded, "Wir müssen die Juden ausrotten!"
As this call-and-response between Leni and the rest of the white supremacists went on, many students, peeped from the classroom doors' vision lite, took pictures and videos of the march with their phones, and snickered amongst themselves.
Finally, as Leni and her white supremacist associates marched through the halls leading to the science classrooms, their chant was interrupted by a PA system that blared, "Attention. Leni Loud, please report to the principal's office. Leni Loud, please report to the principal's office. Thank you."
The rest of the white supremacists froze in their tracks as Leni continued to chant, "Es ist Zeit für Rache!" in the hallways.
Watching Leni, David asked Dennis, "Should we warn her?"
Dennis replied, "Well, she is Aryan." He then taunted, "Hey, Erich, go tell your future wifey she needs to go to the principal office."
Erich asked, "Why me?"
Cade urged Erich, "You're the only one here that knows German, dude."
Erich sighed, "Fine. But you owe me for this, Cade."
As Leni finished her fourth unanswered, "Es ist Zeit für Rache" chant, Erich whispered in her ear, "Leni, du musst zum Rektor gehen. Sie will dich sehen." (Translation: "Leni, go to the principal's office. She wants to see you.")
Leni gasped, "Wir gehen zum Büro des Direktors? Juhu! Endlich! Komm, lass uns marschieren!" (Translation: "We're going to the principal's office? Yay! Finally! Come on, let's march!")
However, when Leni scanned the hallway for the white supremacists, she noticed that they had all disappeared without a trace. Worried, she asked, "Umm… Hallo? Erich? Ist jemand da?" (Translation: "Uh… hello? Erich? Is anyone there?")
Leni then shrugged it off before continuing to happily chant, "Es ist Zeit für Rache? Wir müssen die Juden ausrotten," all the way to the principal's office.
(Time Skip: 10:45 AM, Principal Rivers' Office)
Leni sat across from Principal Rivers, who groaned, "Thanks for coming, Leni."
Leni explained, "Es tut mir leid, ich spreche kein Englisch."
Principal Rivers facepalmed and groaned before putting her hands on her head and slamming them on her desk.
Leni gasped before asking, "Oh mein Gott, schlafen wir jetzt? Ich kann auch schlafen!" (Translation: "Oh my god, are we sleeping now? I can sleep, too!"), before falling asleep and snoring on her chair.
Principal Rivers muttered to herself, "This girl is going to be the death of me." After taking a few seconds to calm down, Principal Rivers called out, "Oliver!"
Oliver hung up the phone before running to Principal Rivers and asking her, "What's going on?"
Principal Rivers groaned, "Get Heidi down here."
Oliver asked, "Who?"
Principal Rivers replied, "Mrs. Dusseldorf! You know, Room 314?"
Oliver gave Principal Rivers a thumbs-up and replied, "Got it," before running to his phone and dialing Mrs. Dusseldorf's extension. On the other end of the line, a woman said in a German accent, "Hello?"
Oliver replied, "Hi, Mrs. Dusseldorf, this is Oliver speaking on behalf of Principal Rivers. Listen, can you come in and assist in a student disciplinary proceeding?"
Mrs. Dusseldorf asked, "Why?"
Oliver explained, "Remember that student leading the Nazi march who you found in the hallway?"
Mrs. Dusseldorf nodded, "Yeah."
Oliver continued, "She's with Principal Rivers right now."
Mrs. Dusseldorf gasped before telling Oliver, "I'm coming."
Oliver responded, "OK, bye." He then ran over to Principal Rivers and told her, "Alright, Mrs. Dusseldorf told me she's coming down right away."
Principal Rivers sighed, "Good. Hopefully, she can help us communicate with Leni. Speaking of which, the girl's parents should be coming over right about now."
(Time Skip: 11:00 AM, Vanzilla)
Sure enough, Lynn Sr. was driving Vanzilla into Royal Woods High School's Kiss-n-Ride and parking it alongside the paved sidewalk leading to the entrance of the school.
As Lynn Sr. parked the car, he sighed, "Well, Rita, this is it."
Rita gulped, "Yup," before she and Lynn Sr. got out of the car and walked towards Royal Woods High School's office.
As they did, Lynn Sr. whispered to Rita, "What are we going to do? Leni's going through her 'Nazi phase'!"
Rita tried to reassure Lynn Sr., "It's gonna be OK. Remember, our great-grandparents took part in those rallies, on both sides, and they got over it once the U.S. bombed Pearl Harbor! And so will she. We just have to be patient with her. And, also, ground Lori for putting Leni up to this."
Lynn Sr. scoffed, "Yeah, we're gonna have to give her a harsh-talking to for that one."
Rita asked, "But what about Leni?"
Lynn Sr. told Rita, "The school will probably deal with her. And as for our great-grandparents' past, Leni can never know about that. You hid the documents in the attic, right?"
Rita nodded, "Yup," before gasping, "Oh my god." She then whispered loudly into Lynn Sr.'s ear, "You mean where Leni sleeps RIGHT NOW?!"
Lynn Sr. gasped, "Oh my god. That means… she probably found it."
Rita assured Lynn Sr., "We'll worry about that later. For now, we've just got to convince Principal Rivers to not expel Leni." She then urged Lynn Sr., "Remember, no funny business. This is serious."
Lynn Sr. responded, "Got it," before straightening himself as he and Rita walked into the principal's office.
As Lynn Sr. and Rita entered the principal's office, Oliver told them, "Good morning, Mr. and Mrs. Loud. Principal Rivers is waiting for you."
Lynn Sr. and Rita traded glances before walking into Principal Rivers' office.
Principal Rivers then exchanged handshakes with Lynn Sr. and Rita and greeted them with a smile, "Good morning."
Lynn Sr. and Rita smiled back at Principal Rivers and greeted her in kind. Principal Rivers then told the Loud parents, "Take a seat. You can sit beside your daughter if you want."
Lynn Sr. and Rita grabbed two chairs from the corner of the room, plopped them on either side of Leni and sat down next to her.
Rita asked Leni, "Sweetie, what were you thinking?"
Lynn Sr. concurred, "Yeah, do you understand how serious this is?"
Principal Rivers scolded Leni, "Your parents are right, you know. So I want you to explain what you were thinking when you started a Nazi march down this school's hallways."
A second later, Mrs. Heidi Dusseldorf, a middle-aged, pale-skinned young lady with blue eyes, glasses, a midnight-blue button-up blouse, skirt, and flats, and her blonde hair tied in a bun, slammed the office door open with her pointer stick in hand and stomped into the office.
Oliver started, "Aah, good morning, Mrs. Dusseldorf. Principal Rivers' office is-", before he saw the furious, fiery look on Heidi's face and her angry body language. When Oliver saw the rage emanating from Heidi, he trembled, "Uh… right… that… way," while pointing to Principal Rivers' office. As Heidi stomped over to the principal's office, Oliver shuddered, "Yeesh."
A few seconds later, Heidi stormed into Principal Rivers' office and screamed, held her pointer stick over Leni's head while screaming, "Hast du sie nicht mehr alle? Ich sollte dir einen Backpfeife geben!" (Translation: "Have you lost your mind? I should give you a slap!")
Leni asked, "Warum?" (Translation: "Why?")
Heidi asked, bewildered, "Warum? WARUM?!"
Heidi then erupted at Leni, "Von wegen? Hast du dich in letzter Zeit im Spiegel angeschaut?!" (Translation: "Are you kidding me? Have you looked at yourself in a mirror lately?")
Leni sighed, "Nein, ich konnte es nicht. Ist das schlecht?" (Translation: "No, I haven't been able to. Is that bad?")
Heidi shook her head and groaned to herself, "Dieses Mädchen kann wirklich nicht so dumm sein." (Translation: "This girl seriously can't be this dumb.")
Leni put her hands on her hips and countered, "In meinem Kopf steckt mehr als nur Luft, wissen Sie." (Translation: "There's more to my head than just air, you know.")
Heidi deadpanned, "Mehr als nur Luft? Was könnte es noch geben, Felsen?" (Translation: "More than just air? What else could there be, rocks?")
Leni pondered, "Felsen? Ich denke, Luna spielt diese Musik." (Translation: "Rock? I think Luna plays that music.")
Heidi groaned, "Blitzmerker." (Translation: Slow/retard)
Leni offered, "Blitz? Ich habe Lynn das einmal sagen hören." (Translation: "Blitz? I heard Lynn say that once.")
Heidi facepalmed before whispering to the Loud parents, "Who are Luna and Lynn?"
Lynn Sr. smiled, "Oh, they're just two of Leni's sisters." He then whispered, "Leni's kind of… 'special', you know, so, treat her accordingly."
Heidi then saw Leni expectantly looking and smiling at her. She groaned to Lynn Sr., "OK, fine. Despite Leni's… ugh… abhorrent fashion choices, I'll see what I can do."
Rita nodded, "Thanks."
Heidi groaned, "Don't mention it. Seriously, don't mention it."
Principal Rivers sighed, "I understand your frustration, Mrs. Dusseldorf. Leni's been talking to me in German this whole time. That's why I called you down here… to act as an interpreter."
Heidi asked, "Why would you need me?"
Principal Rivers responded, "I honestly thought you were the best person for the job. You know, given the situation, you being the German teacher, and all."
Heidi sighed, "OK, fine."
Principal Rivers nodded, "Thank you." She then started, "So, Leni, I received multiple reports this morning of you leading a Nazi march down the school hallway and chanting hateful slogans against our Jewish students and faculty. In addition, every teacher that I've spoken to says that you were absent from their class today. What happened?"
Heidi translated Principal Rivers' words to Leni, "Die Leute sagten, Sie hätten einen Nazimarsch durch den Schulflur geführt und hasserfüllte Parolen gegen unsere jüdischen Schüler und Lehrkräfte geschrien. Außerdem sagt jeder Lehrer, mit dem ich gesprochen habe, dass Sie heute in seinem Unterricht gefehlt haben. Was ist passiert?"
Leni explained, "Ich hatte heute Morgen eine Geschichtsaufgabe und wollte gut aussehen, um Bestnoten zu bekommen."
Heidi translated Leni's words for Principal Rivers, "Leni says she had a history project this morning, and she wanted to look as accurate as possible so she could get an A."
Principal Rivers asked, "Really? Then, how come you didn't show up?"
Heidi translated Principal Rivers' words to Leni, "Warum bist du nicht zum Unterricht gegangen?"
Leni explained, "Ich wäre zum Unterricht gegangen, aber ich fand, dass ich süß aussah, also ging ich, um ein paar Selfies zu machen. Dann folgten mir ein paar Typen und wollten mit mir spazieren gehen. Ich muss die Zeit vergessen haben. Es tut mir leid, Rektor Rivers."
Heidi translated Leni's words for Principal Rivers, "Leni would have gone to class, but she thought she looked cute, so she went to take some selfies. Then, a bunch of guys started following her around, and wanted to take a walk with her. She's sorry for forgetting the time and forgetting to attend her classes."
Principal Rivers replied, "Thanks, Leni. Did those guys happen to be the boys that marched with you today?"
Heidi translated Principal Rivers' words to Leni, "Danke dir. Sind diese Studenten heute zufällig mit Ihnen marschiert?"
Leni explained, "Sie sagten, ich kann es dir nicht sagen. Es soll ein Geheimnis bleiben."
Heidi's jaw dropped, causing Leni to ask, "Hä?" (Translation: "What?")
Heidi groaned before telling Principal Rivers, "Leni said whoever walked with her told her that she can't tell you. It's supposed to be a secret."
Principal Rivers facepalmed before groaning, "Just go home, Leni."
Heidi translated Principal Rivers' words to Leni, "Nach Hause gehen."
Leni gasped, "Nach Hause gehen? Warum?"
Heidi groaned and shook her head before telling Principal Rivers, "Leni asked why she needs to go home."
In a move that shocked everyone in the room, Leni then pulled her nightstick out and offered, "Willst du meinen Taktstock sehen? Willst du sehen, wie ich kunststücke damit mache?" (Translation: "Do you want to see my baton? Want to see me do tricks with it?")
Leni then began to twirl the nightstick, causing everyone in the room to yelp in fright. Heidi gently suggested, "Leni, setz dich hin und leg den Gummiknüppel weg." (Translation: "Leni, sit down and put the nightstick away.")
Leni chirped, "Gut" (Translation: "OK"), before sitting down and smiling at Principal Rivers.
Principal Rivers rubbed her temples as she sighed, "Leni, just go home, we'll tell you when to come back."
Heidi, who understood what Principal Rivers meant, considered telling Leni the truth. However, when she saw the expectant smile on Leni's face, she translated Principal Rivers' words literally for Leni: "Geh einfach nach Hause. Die Schule teilt Ihnen mit, wann Sie wiederkommen können."
Leni smiled, "Auf jeden fall!" (Translation: "For sure!")
Leni then got out of her seat, smiled, and cheerfully waved, "Auf wiedersehen, Principal Rivers!"
Principal Rivers sighed, "Goodbye, Leni," as her parents followed her to the office's doors.
When Leni met with her parents outside, Rita offered, "Umm… Leni… why don't you wait in Vanzilla while we go grab your things?"
Leni gave Rita a thumbs-up and chirped, "OK!", before her parents opened Vanzilla's door with their remote starter and allowed her to wait for them there.
(Time Skip: 12:25 PM, Royal Woods High School Cafeteria)
The cafeteria was quieter than usual. Lori ate alone, with many students glaring at her. She tried to smile and wave to faces she considered friendly, only for her fellow students to shake their heads at her and keep eating.
The Gal Pals, who were watching all this, seemed a little conflicted.
Carol whispered to Becky, "Isn't this what you wanted? You know, Lori… isolated like this?"
Becky sighed, "Yeah. Then again, I shouldn't have been surprised Lori and Luna caught most of the flak for Leni getting expelled. I mean, Leni's always been… erm… how do we put this? Special."
The rest of the Gal Pals nodded in agreement. Melissa tried to comfort Becky through hushed whispers, "Don't feel bad. First of all, given both the Louds' reputations and what we're doing, this was bound to happen eventually. Secondly, Leni brought down most of those other white supremacists at our school with her. Total creeps, by the way."
Becky groaned, "That's my point!" She then sighed, "Guys, did we really make the right move here, or is this going to come back to bite us later?"
Whitney sighed, "I don't know. I seriously don't know. But like you and your sisters said, improvise, adapt, overcome. We've got to take this one moment at a time. And besides, it's one less Loud sister we've got to keep an eye on. At least here, anyway."
Becky admitted, "You're right. Thanks, Whit."
(Time Skip: 1:05 PM, Living Room, Loud House)
Rita comforted Leni as she cried into a pillow with a bowl of ice cream on the coffee table and "America's Next Top Model" playing on the television.
Rita assured Leni, "Sweetie, it's going to be OK. We can make other arrangements. Besides, you weren't doing so well in your classes, anyway."
Leni sniffled, "I-I know. I-it's j-just… my friends, I'm never going to see them again! I'm never going to go to semi-formal, I'm never going to be a senior, never going to go to prom, never going to graduate! Why did I wear that stupid, ugly costume?", before crying.
Rita hugged Leni and rubbed her upper back as she comforted her, "There, there."
Meanwhile, in the kitchen, Lynn Sr. picked up his cellphone and talked into it, "Hello?"
There was garbled chatter on the other line, causing Lynn Sr. to respond in 3 separate, but increasingly worried answers of, "Yes, yes, yes." And then, "Lincoln did what?! Wait, he's in your office… right? now?"
Lynn Sr. put the phone on speaker, allowing everyone to hear Principal Huggins reply, "Yes."
Lynn Sr. panted, "Oh my god, oh my god," before asking Principal Huggins, "Does he have a squirrel suit on?"
Principal Huggins asked, "A squirrel suit? Why is that-", before being interrupted by a frantic Lynn Sr., "DOES HE HAVE THE SQUIRREL SUIT ON?"
Principal Huggins murmured, "Uh, no."
Lynn Sr. panted into the phone before assuring Principal Huggins, "Hold on, I'll be right over."
After hanging up the phone, Rita asked, "What's going on?"
Lynn Sr. replied, "It's Principal Huggins. Lincoln's in his office, and he's in big trouble. And the worst part… he doesn't have his squirrel suit on."
Rita and Leni shrieked, "OH MY GOD!"
Lynn Sr. screamed, "YES!", before urging Rita, "COME ON! WE'VE GOT TO GET A SQUIRREL SUIT FOR LINCOLN! WE'VE GOTTA SAVE THOSE KIDS! WHO KNOWS WHAT COULD HAPPEN TO THEM?!"
Rita then told Leni, "You stay here, we've got to save Lola, Lana, Lisa, and Lucy!"
As Lynn Sr. and Rita sprinted for Vanzilla, Lynn Sr. asked Rita, "Wait… Leni's gotta have a costume at home, right?"
Rita and Lynn Sr. stopped in their tracks before Rita yelled, "Yeah!"
Lynn Sr. urged Rita, "Come on then, let's ask her!"
The Loud parents ran back inside the Loud house to look for Leni. When they saw her sulking on the couch, Lynn Sr. uttered, "Leni, thank god you're here!" He then asked her, "Do you still have that squirrel suit costume you were making?"
Leni chirped, "I totes do! But, it's not entirely finished after what Luan did."
Rita asked, "Can you finish it today?"
Leni replied, "Uh… it's gonna take like a month."
Lynn Sr. and Rita traded glances before Lynn Sr. whispered, "Oh my god." Rita panicked, "A MONTH?! A FRIGGIN' MONTH?!"
Leni asked, "What? What's wrong, guys? Mom? Dad?"
Rita panted, "It's fine. It's fine. We'll just go to the costume shop, get Lincoln another squirrel suit, and everything's going to be OK."
Leni smiled, "Oh, okie-doke!"
Lynn Sr. sheepishly smiled, "Y-yeah, Leni. J-just s-stay here. Mommy and Daddy will take care of everything."
Leni chirped, "Oh, OK!" She then waved, "Bye Mommy, Bye Daddy!"
Rita and Lynn Sr. waved at Leni as they slowly backed towards the door. When they opened it, they bolted for Vanzilla. As they did, Rita asked Lynn Sr. through her panting, "The costume shop! Do you remember where it is?"
Lynn Sr. replied, "Uh, yeah."
Rita exhaled, "Good," before exclaiming, "Let's go, then!"
Lynn Sr. concurred, "You read my mind!"
As the Loud parents jumped into Vanzilla, Lynn Sr. proclaimed, "Now, let's get Lincoln a squirrel suit costume and save those kids from the doom of bad luck!"
Vanzilla then backed out of the Loud driveway and sped off in the direction of the Halloween costume shop.
Closing A/N: First of all, more than 100,000 views on this fanfic! So excited!
A/N 2: With Leni, I just had to bring out the German subtitles. That way, everyone could understand what she was saying as they were reading the story. I just hope I did it right. So, anybody who knows German, and is a fluent or native speaker, just let me know what I can work on. I was just working off Google Translate.
A/N 3: So, Leni walking around in a Nazi outfit was kind of an outgrowth of an idea I had to humiliate Leni where she gets a fashion magazine with REALLY bad clothes. Then, Saccharine suggested "Hugo Boss 1930s fashion" being the template for the magazine… and, here we are.
A/N 4: The whole Neo-Nazi group is meant to be a homage to both South Park and American History X. They're not the characters from South Park and American History X themselves, but you know what they say about history rhyming. Also, Leni's whole chant came from the South Park episode, "The Passion of the Jew". I thought it was hilarious, so I wanted to bring it back here.
A/N 5: Redneck Alley came from the ESPN 30 for 30 documentary, Rand University, which describes a real-life "Redneck Alley" at Pro Football Hall of Famer Randy Moss' high school. According to the documentary, all the really racist white kids hung out in "Redneck Alley".
A/N 6: So, Darby Jealousie is based on another prominent reviewer of this fanfic. I thought his reviews were funny, and that his profile pic and profile name looked like something I could work in as a fitting background character. So, I talked with the guy, asked him to write his own lines, and here we are.
A/N 7: I just wrote half these scenes because I honestly found them hilarious.
Anyway, what did Lincoln get in trouble for? Find out in the next couple of chapters on… REVERSAL! OF! FORTUNE!