Disclaimer: Story plot and characters of Ouran High School Host Club belongs to Bisco Hatori. Any other character belong to me.

Chapter Two: Eh?! Are You Sure This Isn't Disneyland?! Oh Great, Twins.

I woke up to an annoying noise. The tune wouldn't stop. It just kept going and going. I turned to face where the noise was coming from and I took notice that it was my cell phone. Groggily, I moved my right arm to reach the little device. I looked at it and it said that I had a new text message. I flipped the phone open looked at who the sender was. It was Fuka. I had a sweat drop on the back of my head. I opened the message and it said,

"Wake up! It's already one forty, you bear!"

Ah yes. They called me a bear since whenever I am on vacations or when it's the weekend, I tend to sleep in 'til twelve or even one in the afternoon. They call it hibernation. I call it a damn good ass rest.

I got up from my bed and without changing I headed towards the bathroom to do the morning routine. Used the bathroom, brushed my teeth, and then washed my face. That's the morning routine. After I was done, I went downstairs towards the kitchen.

"Ohayo. Kazumi is back at school huh?" I said as I walked in.

"Why do you even say that when you know it's not the morning anymore? Yeah, she went back this morning," Fuka replied to me as she cooked her lunch.

"Dunno. It's rather funny to me sometimes." I told her. "Hey make me something to eat."

She turned away from the stove and faced me, "You cook something. I am making my own food."

I say down on the chair and said, "Aw c'mon! You know I can't cook much if my life depended on it." That was true. I can barely cook much. Shows how much my okaa-san didn't teach me. Hmm, I gotta make otou-san to teach me.

"Go make some instant ramen." She said as she finished cooking and placed all the food content on her plate. "Don't forget we have to leave in an hour and a half to Ouran."

'Ouran?' I questioned myself. I got up from my chair and went to the cupboards, looking for the ramen. On my first try, I found the delicious food. I can't help but love ramen. I boiled the water and opened the lid. As I waited for the water to be completely boiled, I began to bite my nails. I have the tendency to do that whenever I am bored or just nervous. That's why Kazumi never took me to get my nails done.

Once the water was ready, I poured it onto the ramen, its contents and had to wait another few minutes for it to cook. I may be a patient person, but there are times when I have no patience, especially when I am starving and all. Instantly once the ramen was ready, I got out a pair of chopsticks and began shoveling the food into my mouth. Oh the ramen goodness!

After eating, I threw the empty cup away and headed back upstairs. This time, my destination was to the bathroom to shower. I turned the water on and let it heat up as I grabbed towels from the small closet/cabinet in the bathroom. I placed the two towels in the hanger that was next to the shower and then stripped myself from my clothes. I stepped in and began to shower. Using my favorite shampoo, a pear scented one, I washed my short hair and afterwards, washed my body with also a pear scented body wash.

After my shower, I grabbed the first towel and wrapped it around my head, trapping my wet hair. I grabbed the last towel and wrapped it around my body. Getting out of the bathroom, I headed to my room. Once inside, I locked the door so no one could walk in on me, even though it was just me and Fuka at the time being.

I walked towards my closet and opened the door. I grabbed a pair of dark blue straight jeans and a black shirt that had a sakura tree at the hem of the shirt. I threw the two clothing items onto my bed as I walked towards the drawer. I opened the top one and I took out a pair of green boy short panties and a green matching bra. I also took out a pair of white socks.

After I threw those as well, I began to dry my body with the towel that was wrapped around me. As soon as I finished, I placed my undergarments on and soon after that, I put my jeans on. Once my jeans were on, I placed the black top on, but I had a little trouble since I still had the towel on my head. I managed to put it on, after I took the towel off, so my next step was putting on my deodorant.

Once that was done and complete, I towards the closet and grabbed a black studded belt. I bended down afterwards and grabbed a pair of black chucks. I put on the belt and soon after, my white socks. I placed my cell phone in the pocket, my keys too and grabbed my iPod with its ear buds. Picking up my shoes and a tote bag, where I dumped my iPod and keys while there was already gum and a pen inside of it, I walked downstairs and headed towards the living room. I plopped down next to Fuka and shook my hair around, wetting her in the process.

"Setsuna-nee, you're not a dog!" She whined as I stared blankly at her and tilted my head to the left. She sighed and said, "Hurry up, we gotta go now."

"Right-o!"

We walked towards the front door where we put our shoes on, opened the door while locking it behind us, and left to this so called 'Ouran' place. We walked in total silence for a while. I had the ear bud on my left ear, listening to the band Nirvana. Fuka, who was on my right, did the same thing, but instead of having the ear bud on her left ear, she had it on her right.

"Fuka, how far is this place?" I asked her while breaking the silence. She placed her hand in her pocket and took out the directions that otou-san left us.

"Not that far from here; like four blocks from here." She said.

"Ah." I said and once again, silence was present. Don't get me wrong, we do talk to each other, but whenever we listen to music, we are in a total different place.

Two blocks had passed by and the scenery around us began to change. It went from regular sized houses and apartments to bigger houses. I was just looking at all of the houses, amazed by how nice they looked.

'I bet we might even hit some mansions as we keep walking. Nah, they would most likely be like twenty minutes or so away from the school, by car.' I thought in my head.

Apparently, to Fuka's directions, the school was just up ahead. Well, what I actually saw was a castle. Not a school. It was all pink! I shuddered at the sight. Pink everywhere. Seriously, this reminds me of the Disneyland castle that we went to when we were little kids. We walked passed the gate and kept on walking straight. Fuka suddenly stopped. I looked at her and asked what was wrong.

"We have to go to separate places to get our uniforms. I have to go to the middle school area while you go to the high school. Here," she handed me a sheet of paper. "This is the directions to the administration office. That's where we go pick up the uniform."

'Man she makes me feel like an idiot sometimes and I was in the top three back at Kyoto.' I thought in my head. "Alright. I'll call you once I am done and let's meet at this spot once we are done, okay?"

"Sure."

"Well laters, Fuka."

"Bye Setsuna-nee."

I parted form Fuka and began towards my destination. I looked around my surroundings as I walked to the place. The corridors are freakishly huge and empty. They must have been still in class. I looked at the paper and kept walking.

"Okay, I made a right once I came in, then a left, okay, now I have to-oof!" I crashed into someone and fell to the ground. "Ow! I'm sorry!" I said as I got up from the floor quickly and placed my hand in front for the person to grab.

I looked at the floor and saw the person that I had crashed into. It was a girl who had short brown hair and brown eyes to match and was wearing what I think is the boy's uniform. From what I can tell, she was a first year. The girl grabbed my hand and I helped lift her up.

"You alright?" I asked.

"Yeah, I'm alright. Thank you." The girl replied and then took notice of my paper on the floor. She bended down and lifted it from the ground. "This yours?"

"Oh yeah!" I told her as I rubbed the back of my neck and sweat drop. "I'm new and I have to go pick up my uniform."

"Oh, well I'm Fujioka Haruhi. And you are?" She said as she placed her hand out to shake mine.

"Ayase Setsuna. Nice to meet ya!" I said as I shook her hand.

"Same here. Would you like me to take you to the administration office to get your uniform?"

"If you can, please?"

She smiled and said, "Sure. C'mon."

We began walking towards the administration office when I began to ask her questions about the school.

"So Haru-chan, how's the school and all? Are you one of them rich kids?"

She laughed and said, "No I'm not one of the rich kids. I got in through a scholarship. Well the school is okay and all. Are you one?"

"Oh cool. Nope. My otou-san's boss is paying for me and my sister's tuition."

Suddenly, two girls passed us and my gosh those uniforms! It was a yellow butter-like color. There were puffs at the end of the shoulders and it was puffy in general. I have one word to describe it: Ew. The two girls that passed us looked at Haruhi and said, "Hi Haruhi-kun!" Haruhi in return said hello and the girls left, blushing like lunatics. Couldn't they tell that Haruhi is a girl?

"Hey Haru-chan, why do they think you're a boy and please don't tell me that I am gonna have to wear that hideous dress."

Haruhi stopped walking and looked at me shocked. She stuttered as she said, "H-how do y-you know that I-I am a girl?!"

I shrugged my shoulder and said, "Well, you have girl-like hands and you don't have an Adams Apple."

She stared at me blankly for a while and then said, "Oh. Well please don't tell no one about my secret. I have to stay as a boy so I can pay my debt to the Host Club."

"Host Club? What's that?" I asked curiously as we kept on walking.

"It's a club where seven guys, me included, entertain girls and such. We also do events. Just last week we had a dance party."

"Interesting. You should show it to me sometime. Sounds like a funny place to crash." I said with a grin.

Haruhi laughed too and we finally made it to the administration office. She accompanied me inside as I talked to the woman in the front desk.

"Excuse me, I'm here to pick up my uniform and perhaps my schedule."

"Okay, name please?"

"Ayase Setsuna."

The woman got up from the desk and headed towards the back. I waited for a few minutes when she came back with my schedule and five of the ugly yellow duck dresses.

"Alright Ayase-san, you're a senior correct?"

"Yes ma'am."

"Right, now here we have your schedule and the uniforms." She was about to hand me the dresses of doom when I stopped her.

"Um, would it be alright if I had the male uniform? I don't feel comfortable wearing dresses much."

The woman placed a hand on her chin and began to think. I crossed my fingers waiting for her answer. In my head I kept chanting, 'Please, please, please, please!'

"I don't see why not. Just give me your measurements and I'll go look for them."

"Thank you! I am a large in both shirts and the blazer. With the pants, my waist is a 32 and the length is 14." Curse the damn large hips!

She nodded her head and walked to the back. I turned to face Haruhi and I grinned. She looked surprised and said, "You're a senior?"

I pointed at myself with my right thumb and said, "Yup! Ayase Setsuna, seventeen years old, whose birthday is on August thirteenth, is a senior!" I began laughing and Haruhi just had a sweat drop in the back of her head.

I stopped laughing and looked at Haruhi. "Uhh, sorry about the random outburst, I tend to do that sometimes. I'm not weird, well I am, but I'm the cool weird. Gah, now I'm rambling. Sorry."

Then Haruhi started laughing. I tilted my head to the left in confusion. "You're funny, you know that."

"Sometimes I'm funny when I don't even know it. Me and my awesome weirdness."

"Ayase-san, I have the uniforms for you."

Once I heard that sweat sentence, my eyes gleamed with happiness. I jumped towards the woman and hugged her saying thank you countless of times. After a minute, I let go of her and thank her one last time before grabbing the uniforms, placing them in my bag, and walking out with them.

"You know, you really can't look like a boy with your, um, body structure." Haruhi said as we walked out of the office.

I looked at her a smiled, "I know. That's why I am going to customize the pants."

"How?"

"Since you are my new bestest pal here, I shall let you know. I am going to have two pants that will remain the same, one that will be knee high pants, another would be halfway of my calves, and one I shall make into shorts. Also I have about two black skirts and other black jeans that I can wear, so I'll be mixing them a bit depending on the weather and that stuff." I explained to her.

She took in all the information that I gave her and said, "That's not a pretty bad idea."

"Thanks! Oh what are you doing this Saturday 'cause maybe we can hang out or something."

"So far I have nothing planned. Yeah we can hang out. Here's my number." She said as she searched for something to write her number. I handed her my phone and she said thanks. After putting her number she handed back my phone.

"I don't have a cell phone." Haruhi told me with blush, embarrassed.

"It's alright. Give me your hand." She handed me her left hand and I wrote down my number with a pen that I had in my bag. "Awesome, now we can call each other."

Haruhi smiled and agreed. "I should go back to class now. I'll see you tomorrow, Ayase-senpai."

"It's Setsuna, Haruhi. None of that senpai stuff."

She nodded her head and then waved goodbye, now heading towards her classroom. I waved back and now headed towards the exit. Luckily for me, I remembered the place. I may suck at directions, but once I see it, I can find my way back. Like photographic memory since I am mostly a visual learner.

I pulled out my cell phone and called Fuka. She answered and said that she was already at the fountain waiting for me. I hung up my cell and then began running to the fountain. I found her there waiting.

"Finally! Took you long enough." She said as she clutched her uniforms.

I rolled my eyes and said, "Relax, I was saying bye to a new friend."

This caught her attention. "You have a new friend?"

"Yup," I said with a proud smile. "Her name is Fujioka Haruhi. And we're gonna hang out tomorrow."

"Oh cool. Well, I'm gonna be at the neighbors house tomorrow hanging out."

"Ah okay. Well let's get home already. We have that dinner thing at like six and it's already four. We have to hurry or else Kazumi is going to be in the bathroom the entire time."

Fake lightning struck behind us. This is truly true because last time we had to go a wedding, Kazumi spent forever so me and Fuka had to manage on our own without having our hair straightened. Once we figured this out, we dashed on home running like mad men, well in this case mad women.

We got to the house and I quickly opened the door. We took off our shoes and we ran upstairs and to our own rooms. Once I was in mine, I threw my shoes in the closet and took out a dress. It was a purple color that reached my knees. It was a strapless dress too. I took out a pair of black flats and left them on the floor. Now that I had my clothes out, I needed to get that straightener. I did a mad dash towards the bathroom. Fuka was about to go and get but I told her that my hair won't take long since its short. She kindly let me had they device.

I walked inside the bathroom and plugged it in. I looked at my cell phone that was in my pocket and noticed that it was now four seventeen. After a minute, the flat iron was now ready and I began to flip out my hair. I finished in fifteen minutes and gave it to Fuka. I walked back to my room, since I didn't have to run back. I closed the door behind me and began to undress. From outside, I heard a car park.

"Damn, Kazumi must be here already. Eh, at least I'm done with the flat iron." I removed the straps of my bra and placed them on top of the dresser so I wouldn't lose them. I grabbed the dress and slipped it on. After adjusting it, I grabbed eyeliner, which was on my desk, and applied it. I grabbed one of my perfumes and sprayed myself once. When that was done, I grabbed a black purse where I put my cell phone and some gum, and lastly grabbed my shoes before leaving the room.

I walked downstairs just to find Kazumi on the couch watching television. She was already ready. Her hair was flat and she had on a black dress. Makeup was on her face and it made her look pretty.

"Otou-san here yet?" I asked her as I took a seat.

"No. He is already at his boss' place. He told me to drive us there and then he would drive you two back since I am going back to the dorms."

"Oh," was my only answer.

It was five twenty-four and Fuka was finally ready. Her hair was nice and straight and she wore a midnight blue dress that had little blue beads. We put our shoes on and headed towards Kazumi's car. As we drove, we listened to music, and wondered who the boss of our dad is.

We drove past Ouran and then we hit the mansions. Man they're extremely huge. We drove for another five minutes when we arrived at a specific mansion. We drove up and once we were in front of the house, what seemed to be valet drivers opened the door for us and helped us out of the car. Then, one of them took the keys and went to park the car. One of the maids led us to the mansion where we were taken to a parlor room, I think. We saw our dad there chatting with a beautiful woman who seemed to be about thirty something years old, but looked young. She had auburn hair and what looked like goldenish eyes. I also took notice that there were two boys there, who looked younger than me.

"The rest of the Ayase family is here." The maid said and with that, she left. We stood next to one another by height.

"Ah my girls!" Otou-san said as he stood up and walked over to hug us. He then led us to the woman who stood up as well. Her two sons right behind them.

"Girls, this is Hitachiin Yuzuha, my boss. Yuzuha-san, these are my children. This is Kazumi, my eldest daughter," he said as Kazumi said hello. "My little one, Fuka," he pointed Fuka out who also said hello. "And lastly my middle child, Setsuna."

Ah crap, my turn. I looked towards the woman and said, "Pleasure to meet you, Hitachiin-san."

"Please call me, Yuzuha-san. These are my two boys, Hikaru," the one with his hair parted to my right bowed, "and this is Kaoru." The one with his hair parted to my left bowed soon after. They both looked exactly like their mother.

"Dinner is served." A butler announced and led all of us towards the dining hall.

I looked around my surroundings, taking everything in. Man this place is so big. I can really get lost around here. As we kept walking, I suddenly felt someone wrap their arm around my waist and the other around my shoulders. I looked towards my right and left and saw the two attractive twins that were at least an inch taller than me.

"You're Setsuna, right?" They both asked together. Me being speechless by their recent action simply nodded my head. They both grinned and said, "Nice to meet you Setsuna!"

"I'm Hikaru," the one on my left said.

"And I'm Kaoru," the one on my right said.

'Jeez, I have a feeling this is going to be hell.'

We arrived to the dining room and I, unfortunately, was sitting in between the twins. Kaoru sat to his okaa-san's left, while my otou-san sat on her right. Next to him was Kazumi, who was glaring at me for sitting next to the twins, and next to her was Fuka.

Dinner was, whoa! I had never seen that many exquisite foods ever. I ate anything that was offered to me and by the time dinner was over, I was uberly stuffed. We sat around the table afterwards, learning about each other. For some reason, the twins were actually silent for a while.

"Setsuna-chan, you're a senior, am I correct?" Yuzuha-san's voice caught my attention.

"Yes your correct, Yuzuha-san."

She smiled at my answer and said, "My boys are first years at the high school division. Perhaps they can show you around when you start classes."

I smiled politely and said, "That would be nice." I looked at two boys and said, "You don't mind, do you?"

An evil grin appeared on their faces as Hikaru said, "We don't mind, Setsuna-senpai."

Kaoru then said, "We can show you everything. Including..."

"The Host Club." They both said together.

'Why do I have a bad feeling about this?'