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Chapter 6: Playing Doctor is Fun

The Next Morning

"Haruhi, why do I have a bad feeling about this?" I asked her as we walked together to school. I was in my normal attire: blazer, white shirt, white muscle tee, but this time I actually wore a skirt with shorts under and some ballet flats. It was part of my "undercover" costume, meaning the skirt and shoes.

"You're not the only one, Suna-chan," Haruhi told me.

I sighed and as we walked inside the high school building, we went our separate ways. Not wanting to hear the gossip that girls were talking about, I brought out my iPod and began to listen to my music. I hummed any song that came along and when I approached the classroom, one of my favorites came on.

I really didn't care if anyone saw me singing. It was one of my favorite things to do. I kept on singing the wonderful song by Hellogoodbye as I took my seat and closed my eyes, not even noticing that the two hosts were approaching their seats right by me.

"'Cause our lips can touch, and our cheeks can brush, our lips can touch, here. Well you are the one, the one that lies close to me, whispers hello I miss you quite terribly, I fell in love, in love with you suddenly, there's no place else I could be here in your arms," I sang as leaned my head back on the chair.

"Suna-chan! You sing really good!" Someone shouted in my ear as they pulled out the ear piece.

"Wah!" I shouted in surprised. And when I am surprised like that, I have the tendency to fall. The chair fell back and I fell with it. "Ow," I said as I looked upwards. Somehow, I didn't end up falling from the chair and my legs were up in the air. Oh, thank you Kami-sama for me having my shorts on.

"Setsuna, are you alright?"

I looked at Mori with shock. He finally said my name. Wow, he sounds really hot saying my name like that. Damn hormones!

"Yeah, I think I am okay," I told him as I swung my legs to the side. Moving my legs, I was finally able to get on my knees. I was about to stand up, but a hand was offered at me. I looked at Mori and smiled, grabbing his hand. It was both soft and rough. His fingers were a bit larger than my own but it felt perfect to me. Jeez I am really sounding corny right now.

He lifted me up and once I was up, Hunny hugged me apologizing for scaring me. I patted his head and told him that it was alright. Like I said, I am a total klutz.

"So when are we gonna start this dumb operation?" I asked as I rubbed my shoulder. It hurt like hell and I knew that I was going to have a bruise there. Great.

"Right now!" Hunny said.

Mori nodded his head.

"Now? Don't we have classes and the physical examination?"

"Morning classes were canceled because of the physical examination and ours will be done after we help Haru-chan," Hunny explained to me with a cute smile. "So let's go."

Again I was being dragged. But it wasn't like before when Hunny would drag me. It was both Hunny and Mori who were dragging me. They both held my hand. If I was an extreme girly girl, I would have perhaps fainted, but I didn't. I just blushed.

I was lead into the Host Club where Tamaki and Kyoya were waiting for us. Kyoya handed us a package filled with clothing.

"Setsuna-senpai, there is a dressing room in the back where you can change. Mori-senpai, may you please show her the way?" Kyoya asked the tall senior.

Mori nodded and started walking towards the dressing rooms. I followed along behind him, already opening the package where my costume would be. He led me to the dressing room and opened the curtain for me. I smiled at him, saying thank you and he nodded and walked away, leaving me alone in privacy.

I began to undress. I took off the blazer and white button up shirt. Moving the small sleeve of the muscle tee, I looked at my right shoulder; there, of course, was a bruise. I then unzipped my skirt, letting it pool around my feet. I opened the package and the first thing I saw something white, but once I opened it more, I screamed out,

"No! No way in hell I am wearing this!"

I ran out of the dressing room clutching the outfit in my hand, not caring it I was wearing shorts and a white muscle tee, in which you can kinda see my black bra. I walked towards where the others were at and immediately, the boys blushed, including Mori and Kyoya, although Kyoya covered him face and Mori covered Hunny's eyes.

"Set-Setsuna-senpai!" Tamaki said as his blush got redder.

"There is no way in hell that I am wearing this, this damn nurse outfit!" I shouted at him.

"Why not? You'll look cute Suna-chan," Hunny said, although his eyes were still being covered.

"It's pink! And not hot pink, which I don't mind, but pink pink!" I was ready to jump Tamaki but suddenly a package hit me in the face, but I am already used to getting hit in the face. Trust me, when you play sports, you may get hit in the face.

I picked up the package and said, "What's this?"

My answer was ignored since I was now being carried back to the dressing rooms. Once again, I was held captive and sent away. Great.

"Mori, I can walk you know," I told my fellow senior as we walked back.

"I know," He said to me.

I sighed and said, "You must enjoy doing this to me, huh?"

I got no response. I was once again, set down on the ground and I walked in towards the dressing room. Opening the package, I let out a relieved sigh. It was one of them doctor lab coats. I grabbed my skirt and placed that on and then the white button shirt. I button them all up, for once, and then I placed the tie. Soon after that, I placed the lab coat on.

"Hmm, I wonder," I rummaged through my messenger bag and found a black headband and a pair of black square framed glasses. Oh what luck! Not only that, I found red lipstick. How the hell do I have red lipstick in my bag?

I placed the two items on and applied the red lipstick on my lips. Once I patted down my hair to make it look a bit presentable, I grabbed the Ouran blazer and my messenger bag and walked back to the boys.

"So do I look like a doctor or what?" I asked as I posed for them.

"Wow Suna-chan! You look pretty! Usa-chan thinks you're pretty too," Hunny said as he came bouncing towards me.

I then bent down so that I was able to kiss his cheek and Usa-chan's head. The shape of a lip in red was now left on Hunny's cheek and on Usa-chan's head.

"Thanks Hunny and Usa-chan," I said with a smile.

"Why can't I get a kiss from you, Setsuna-hime?" Tamaki asked as he ran towards me.

"Because you wanted me to wear that ridiculous pink outfit," I shunned him. This time, he went to the pillar of depression.

I was about to bend down to clean off the lipstick on Hunny's cheek, but Mori beat me to it. It looked as if he was struggling a bit to remove it so I took out a random handkerchief that had came with the lab coat. I bent down and I began to wipe it off and just that fast it was gone.

"Thanks," Mori said to me.

I turned and smiled, "No problem."

"Let's go. They just announced that the examinations are about to begin," Kyoya said as he began to walk away from us. Tamaki right behind him, once again happy now that he was going to see Haruhi.

I sighed and began walking. Hunny and Mori where now besides me and it was just now that I realized that they too where lab coats, but that wasn't the only thing. They had glasses, round glasses.

"Hunny you look so cute dressed up like that. Maybe for Halloween you should be a doctor," I complimented him.

"Really? That would be a lot of fun. Ne, Takashi?"

"Ah."

As we approached, I saw many doctors and nurses. I shuddered. To much pink. I guess this is how the physical examinations are like.

'Damn rich bastards,' I thought as I walked with Hunny and Mori, heading to our formation.

While we waited in our position, many of the Host Club clients took notice that the two "doctors" were in fact Hunny and Mori. Even some of the girls noticed that it was me as well.

'I knew this wasn't going to work.'

"Why are Hunny-senpai, Mori-senpai, and Setsuna-senpai dressed like this?" I heard one of the girls ask.

"I'm sure there's an explanation," I heard another one say.

"Let's just stay quiet," another said.

I just remained silent and serious, making it look like if I was really a doctor, I began to look at a clip board that Kyoya had given me upon entering. Finally Haruhi took notice of us three. A big sweat drop was on top of her head.

"Hunny-senpai! Mori-senpai! Setsuna-senpai!" Haruhi said shocked.

All the three of us did was raise our fingers up to our lips to shush her. Yup, this indeed was not going to work.

"It's so glaringly obvious," She said to us.

I walked over to her and whispered, "Don't blame this on me. Those idiots made me do this. And they almost made me wear that evil pink nurse outfit."

"I give you my condolences," Haruhi said to me.

I walked back to my position between Hunny and Mori. I was seriously getting annoyed with all these girls and guys looking towards us. Finally Kyoya popped up and walked over to us saying,

"Those three are there in case of an emergency."

"And what's the point in their disguise?" Haruhi asked.

'Yeah?!' I mentally questioned in my head.

"Just helping us create the atmosphere. Don't you think that making things look like a real plan heats things up?" Kyoya said as he pushed his glasses up the brow of his nose.

I looked around as the students got their examinations. I over heard one of the doctors telling one of the female students that she had lost some weight or something along those lines. I felt a sweat drop growing over my head. The nurses then began to clap in happiness and the girl was happy as well. The doctor had recommended her to keep on getting healthier.

"And what's with this kind of reception?" Haruhi asked the question that was lingering in my head since I couldn't speak or I would lose my character.

Kyoya answered her question by saying, "Probably the consideration of the superintendent. Everything is still about business even though this is a school. Making all the students happy is of utmost priority. And first of all, students at this school usually have their own family doctors already. This event is just a formality."

'Damn rich bastards.' I thought in my head as I watched Haruhi walk away. She must have thought the same thing too.

I then began to follow Haruhi, Hunny and Mori were following as well. For some strange reason, Kyoya was left behind for a while but he soon caught up to us. A large group of girls were surrounding one area specifically.

'What the hell?'

Then they all suddenly screamed out the same phrase. "Kyaaaa!" They were all blushing and I looked at who they were fawning over. It was the twins and they were topless. I just sweat dropped because those girls were going crazy just by seeing skin.

Kyoya continued his explanation now, "And actually, this physical examination is really popular."

'These girls are extremely hopeless. They are making the rest of us look bad.' I thought and gave out a sigh.

Hunny nudged my side and I looked at him. He nodded at me and Mori, saying that it was now our part of the plan.

Host Club Operating Outside

"Okay, this way, Haru-chan!" Hunny said.

"Now!" I said.

"What?" She was completely confused.

The three of us began pushing the freshman towards an empty room where Tamaki would be waiting for her. With one push, she fell towards the arms of Tamaki. Now that our part was complete, we just waited for Tamaki's grand entrance as "Haruhi".

The feeling in my gut told me that this was going to be priceless. The twins told Tamaki that this would work, but clearly, it wouldn't. When comparing Tamaki and Haruhi, it's obvious that Haruhi has such a smaller build, since she is a girl, than Tamaki. And the fact that he is like six feet tall and does not have brown eyes doesn't help.

The nurse kept on asking if Haruhi was undressed. The girls were eagerly waiting for Haruhi to come out. This is gonna be too good.

Suddenly, the curtain was slid open.

"Fujioka Haruhi here," Tamaki said as soon as he opened the curtain.

Silence was around everyone for a few seconds. Immediately, the girls of Ouran took notice that it was Tamaki. Even with the brown wig that was adorned over his head, the girls could still tell that it was Tamaki. The girls were confused as to why Tamaki was doing a "cosplay" of Haruhi.

From behind the group of girls, Hikaru and Kaoru began laughing, hysterically. Where I was at with my two fellow seniors, I was laughing as well but not compared to how the twins were laughing. I suddenly saw Tamaki get angry and he threw off the wig that he had on his head, revealing his blonde hair. He ran towards the twins and grabbed Hikaru's neck.

It was their plan all along for Tamaki to wear the wig and pretend to be Haruhi. And why did they say this even though the two knew that it would not work out. I'll tell ya only one word: Revenge. I was quite pleased with this because I too wanted revenge for him calling me a homo side character and not girl enough. Ah I love those twins, they my evil crime buddies.

Tamaki then suddenly screamed. Oh boy Haruhi must be angry. Haha. As soon as the screaming was over, I went to go and get out of that lab coat. I removed it and I began searching for my blazer.

"Setsuna," A deep voice said.

I turned to the owner and there was Mori with my blazer and messenger bag. "Oh thank you," I said to him as I grabbed my two belongings. He simply nodded and we walked back to the others.

I got there right on time just to find out that the doctors all were part of Kyoya's family hospital.

'Why couldn't he have told us in the first place?' I thought to myself.

Apparently he also wanted to get revenge for being called a homo character. Kyoya is a scary man to mess with.

"That was a pretty smart move, Kyoya," I told him with a grin.

"Thank you, Setsuna-senpai. Haruhi, you should go now to the special male student nurse's office," Kyoya said.

"Yeah, I'll go now. Suna-chan, would you like to accompany me?" Haruhi asked me.

"I don't think that's a good idea since people might get the idea that I shall be doing something to you," I told her. Seriously, people think I am having a relationship with the male Haruhi. Idiots.

"Oh, right," Haruhi said with a sweat drop. She then began to walk away and I just stayed there with the guys.

"Kyoya, when am I gonna have my physical examination?" I asked him since our class was already doing it and since I am here with the Host Club, I haven't been able to take it.

"Right after Haruhi. I have arranged for my family's hospital to provide the best doctors for us. So it shall be in a private room for all of us," He explained to me.

'I bet he is trying to sweet deal me so that I can join the Host Club. A genius and evil,' I thought in my head as I adjusted the strap on my messenger bag.

We were about to leave when suddenly a shout was heard.

"It's true!"

We turned around and looked at the scene. A girl was being taken care of by a nurse, trying to comfort her.

"There was a doctor that grabbed my shoulders...and tried to do something improper! And I tried resisting-" She cried.

"My, how scary!"

"I wonder if it's a pervert."

"We need to be careful in early spring."

"So I was right after all," Kyoya said as he placed his hand on his chin.

"After all?" I asked confused. 'What the hell is he talking about?'

"That guy I just saw...Although he was wearing a white coat, he definitely wasn't from our hospital, so I did think it was weird," He explained.

"Then say so already!" The twins said together.

"Oh well, security guards will get him right away."

"And, where did this pervert head?" I heard a doctor ask.

"Ah, he went towards the special male student nurse's office," The victim said.

Holy crap.

"Haruhi!"

As soon as Hunny, Tamaki, the twins and I said her name, I bolted out running. I didn't care if I was in a skirt; I just had to go and make sure that nothing had happened to Haruhi.

"If that perv does something to her, he shall wish he never was born!" I said.

Foot steps were behind me, indicating that I was not the only one who was running. I had a feeling that my feet were going to hurt in the end of the day since I was wearing flats. We neared the office and once we were there, I opened the door and Tamaki went bolting in.

"Haruhi!" He said. He jumped into the curtain and said, "Tama-chan kick!" He kicked the guy right in the face and sent him flying towards the wall. I ran towards Haruhi and hugged her, glad that she was alright.

"One, the beautiful looks that attract attention..." The twins said together.

"Two, the fearless rich men..." Kyoya said.

"Three, the gentlemanship that..." Mori began as Hunny finished,

"...cannot overlook the evil in this world."

Tamaki then removed his shirt and covered Haruhi with it. He then said proudly,

"We, the Ouran Host Club..."

"Have no come forth!" They all said together.

The guy was now scared. I was clueless as to why and sweat dropped as he said,

"Please spare my life!" Not only that, but he bowed. Who the hell bows nowadays?!

Suddenly Starts Talking About His Situation

"I run a small clinic in the neighboring town. My name is Yabu," He said.

"Yo, his name is Yabu, man! Yabu!" Hikaru said with amusement.

"Wow...They really exist, don't they?" Kaoru spoke.

"Dr. Yabu!" They said together.

'They must be thinking about yabu-isha. Haha now I get it. Oh the irony of that his name is Yabu and yabu-isha meaning phony doctor.' I thought in my head with a giggle.

"Yes. I really wanted to see my daughter, who left the house with my wife last month...so I came all the way to school," He kept explaining.

"Why did your wife and daughter leave you?" Haruhi asked.

"Yeah. That's because..."

He then explained that his wife was tired of him of being a guarantor for loans and such. Even after he had promised his wife that he was not going to do it anymore. Apparently the daughter believed that he didn't care about his family and whatnot. So they left.

"And basically like that...I am really bad at managing my clinic, and I can't say no to other people. So they got tired of a life filled with debt...I just...want to see my daughter once more...and so getting hit by rain and getting lost...and finally reaching this school...but for some reason they've mistaken me for a physical examination doctor..."

"Well, you are wearing a white coat. Anyone would have mistaken you as one of the doctors here," I said to him.

"And in the end...When I asked for my daughter, she screamed, and I ended up being a fugitive!" He said with tears falling rapidly like a hose.

"Oh, how unfortunate!" Tamaki said as he kneeled in front of him with his own tears falling.

"Could it be...that the school you're looking for...is the public school, Ourin High School?" Kyoya asked the man.

Tamaki and Yabu looked at Kyoya as Yabu said, "Yes, and?"

"Then you've got the wrong school. This is Ouran Academy, not your daughter's school."

Yabu paled.

"You didn't even know what school your daughter goes to?" Hikaru asked with sarcasm.

"Maybe they got tired of that aspect of you instead of the debts," Kaoru explained the possibility.

"Kyou-chan, you actually figured out he was looking in the wrong school," Hunny said with a smile.

"There's no way a daughter from such a small clinic...could attend this school, right?" He said like nothing.

Mine and Haruhi's face fell.

'Damn rich bastard,' I glared but it was interrupted when Tamaki said Kyoya's name.

"Kyoya. Prepare a map with the directions to the public high school in the neighboring town for this person."

Wow.

"Very well."

And doing so, Kyoya did make the map with directions for Yabu. We watched him as he said goodbye to us.

"You sure this is fine?" Hikaru asked.

"Because...even if they met, he's still given up on by his daughter," Kaoru said.

"That's something for him to ascertain himself," Tamaki said.

I looked at him, surprised by his answer.

I smiled as I thought, 'He is pretty smart.'

"Excuse me, everybody. Could you guys get out please?" Haruhi asked.

All the guys were fazed by this and looked at Haruhi. I was just calm because I had a feeling of what she was going to say.

"Haruhi! Are you still angry at me? Don't tell you're going to quit the host club?!" Tamaki asked in despair.

"I have to continue my physical examination, right? As a male student," Haruhi smiled. "Ah, but I'm not doing this because of the food, but because I want to repay my debt."

I looked at Tamaki and there was a blush. He jumped towards Haruhi and hugged her saying, "Haruhi, you're too cute!"

Haruhi screamed since she was still in an undershirt.

"You really just want to eat ootoro, but that part of you that's hiding this fact is...kind of awesome!" Tamaki shouted.

"Please, stop it!" Haruhi said as she tried to get Tamaki off of her. "Ahh, don't touch those places!"

"Tamaki-baka, get off of Haruhi!" I shouted as I began to pull him off of her.

"Give him the red card! This guy's...the real pervert!" The twins said together.

"Who cares, just...GET OUT!"

And with that, all the guys, including me, got out.

"So are we gonna have our examinations now?" I asked Kyoya.

"Yes. Follow me please."

We all walked together back towards the room where the examinations for the first year students were at. But now it was all empty. Only a few doctors were there. Six male and one female.

"Ayase-sama, my name is Watanabe Kana and I shall be your doctor. Please follow me," The female doctor told me.

I nodded and she led me towards my little station.

"Please remove your shoes and step on the scale so that I may check your weight," Dr. Watanabe said to me.

"Yes, ma'am," I said to her and I took off my flats and stepped on the scale. I completely blanked out as to what she was telling me since a show was going on for me right across from my station.

There was Mori, shirtless. Man if I was to start drooling, which I made sure I wasn't, I would have probably filled a couple of buckets. His body was amazing. It was as if it was a sculpture, nicely shaped. I am falling head over heels for this guy. I doubt he would get with me or something.

"Alright Ayase-sama, I am going to need you to remove your shirt so that I can measure your chest, waist and hips."

I nodded my head and took off the white blouse and the muscle shirt, just leaving me in my black bra. Even though the curtain was closed, there was a small opening. And it was just enough for me not to notice that dark gray eyes were looking at my direction and a blush appeared on his tan skin.

Dr. Watanabe measured my bust, saying that it was thirty-eight inches, my waist was twenty-eight and a half, and hips were thirty-eight. She told me that I had a nice shaped body; I thought that mine was alright. But then she explained that it was good for my height and such so I was okay with it for now.

"How did you get that bruise on your shoulder?" She asked me.

"I fell from my chair," I simply told her.

"Oh."

After a few more minutes, my examination was finally over and I was off back to another eventful day of school and perhaps the Host Club.

'Oh joy.' I sarcastically thought.