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Mrs. J.K., I am Back! Yes, I am still in the Dumbledore is evil or senile camp… Nah, I am just having fun bashing the old goat. For free even.

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Space, the final frontie… no that is the wrong one.

1 My name is…

You know, the older you get, the chances you die increase accordingly, eventually, you kick the bucket, pay the piper… or is it play on the pipe? It is confusing sometimes.

Anyway, my day has come, my number was picked, the bucket was next to my foot, and I am out of breath.

Bummer, there is no light to go to? Not even one waiting with a pitchfork? No Virgins? The light just went out. A total disappointment if you ask me. Then again, arrange those special effects for 6 or 7 billion people, turning the light off is the logical choice.

In a way, fading like this is far better than dying in a spectacular fashion, for example being run over by Truck-San or getting between fighting Gods, explosions, accidents… the list is endless.

Where was I? Ah, dying, once you know what it is, you can't tell someone about it because… you kicked that fucking bucket. Meh, it is too late to worry about it anyway.

Xxxxx

I woke up… I woke up? I could not move or do a thing, I am lying on the floor in a hall that is in shambles, rubble is spread all around us, I noticed everything is old-fashioned, like a hundred or two hundred years back.

I felt myself raising from the floor without doing it… Wtf? Am I in Hell? Heaven? Purgatory? The damage on the hall doesn't fit the description for it. Maybe it is a futuristic 3D video game? Turn Left! Bugger, my character is not listening at all.

I started to pay attention to the surroundings, the hall has a row of fireplaces at a wall? What is worse, people came out of those fireplaces!

An old fossil was holding my character up, suddenly I recognized the game, Harry fucking Potter, and it is the end of 5th year… what idiot begins a game at this point? I followed the conversation between Fudge and Dumbledore, they followed canon to the letter, so I got my first Portkey experience when the fossil slapped one on me.

I arrived in the Headmaster's Office, I still could not control my character, it must be a bug of some kind. Then I slowly began to remember… I was dying, I lay in a Hospital bed kicking my imaginary bucket.

How come am I in a malfunctioning Character? Puppet? Person? Am I being possessed? The Harry-Character waited, slowly I began to sense the emotions of the Character. Ah! The game must be synchronizing slowly, if this is a game though, I clearly remember dying. This could be anything.

The Merlin wannabee came out of the fireplace, and I witnessed the conversation. Aha! This is the prequel of the game, the setting of the story. I have to listen carefully.

Yes! The settings are from the books, I like that, those movies are a poor excuse compared to the books in my humble opinion. I still can't move a muscle though, it is starting to worry me, I Isekaid in a broken game? This is Hell? It is sure as fuck not Heaven.

Xxxxx

Harry Character went to bed, when he was sleeping, I explored the boy's mind, I encountered the Horcrux, can you believe that thing attacked me? A sliver of a Soul is attacking me, a full-sized Soul, fresh from the corps… what the hell am I thinking? Corps?

Anyway, I kicked Voldy Soul's ass, it took almost all night, but in the end, I virtually killed him. He went down kicking and screaming. The loot you ask? Sweet! All the memories from Voldy are mine now!

SHIIIT! All that scumbags memories are mine! Crap that is a deranged individual, I received the memories in reversed order, from death to birth. To keep my sanity, I made a mindscape with Occlumency. Those are the perks of absorbing Voldy, instant mastery of the skills. I stored all his murders in a vault, a big vault. His skills and talents are in the main part for easy access, and I still can't move a thing. I spend the rest of the time sorting the memories, trying to find something I could use.

Slowly it dawned on me… I have to play this game as a fucking Horcrux? Where do I log out and do a reset? This character is a total dud! He doesn't even get pussy before the game is over! I doubt he even knows how to jack off... I hope he doesn't know that.

Xxxxx

Bloody hell! That boy is so handsome! Sexy! He is so owning the Homeless Hobo look to perfection! If you don't know any better you would swear he lives under a bridge. It is a good thing his school uniform covers most of it up… I must guide the dumbass to some shrinking charms. Come on! He is holding his boxers up with a string of rope! I am glad they are not Y-fronts though.

I am forced to ride along in his scar when he is wallowing in self-pity and guilt, with no help or guidance from the staff at all. He looked for his friends in the Hospital wing, where his friends Hermione and Ron had a bed each.

Of course, a school nurse is a way better healer than all the qualified healers at St Mungo's, I mean how hard is it to recognize malnutrition and abuse with Magic? Or having a curse in your scar? She is one of the people on my shit list. In his second year, she let Collin Creepy petrified from November to May! Seven fucking months!

The times Harry-Character was here in a bed would be enough to examine him, ten years in a cupboard leave marks on the body and mind. But… that is me ranting about the books… I am in the fucking Book?

No no no, that isn't right, the books came from J.K. Rowling's mind… … I am in J.K.'s head? In a way that is an improvement, she is a total babe, rich too. Not that it would do anything, because the bucket has been kicked.

Xxxxx

Well, now I have to survive this shit game, talking to the kid is out, he will be running to the goat in a second. Possessing is out too, that is another red flag… the kid is asleep…

Wiggle your left toe… Hey, don't laugh! I saw that in a movie once, I might as well try it. Besides, I have nothing else to do, not feeling sleepy at all.

The rest of the night I tried to move my limbs, although it was mid-morning, the kid was up all night. It got results! By the time the kid was waking up, I could move the fingers and toes! The control ended when Harry-Character woke up.

Two nights later, I eventually got control over my Character, I took a piece of parchment and a quill, and… what am I going to write without him running to the goat with it?

I have to somehow convince him I am not Voldemort, and warn him of the light faction, headed by the Goat Dumbledore. Another one on my shit list, there is so much wrong with that Character, especially when I witnessed the conversation in his office and his manipulation of my Character into submission.

Finally, I decided on a course of action.

The next morning Harry Character woke up with a piece of parchment in his hand, after putting his glasses on he read it.

Young one,

I felt your despair and need for guidance, it took some time to get all the information, but I am now able to help you with advice.

First of all, I am not that Half-blood coward Tom Riddle, don't worry, I cut the connection between the two of you. He will no more be able to fool you.

Now I have to convince you that I am not doing it myself.

First of all, I will only give advice and pointers, I will never demand that you must do it. Sooo… first you must do… Nah, just joking.

Seriously, the first course of action is to find out your physical and mental condition, to make certain nothing can influence you anymore, yes, even me.

Go to the RoR and ask for books about analyzing spells and detecting spells on the body. Even spells to detect potions in food and drinks. LEARN THEM!

A simple potion and Mrs. Potter is a fat lady of thirty-five years old with children of your own age.

A tracking spell and Tommy is waiting for you around the corner.

There are spells to make your mind and body weak.

Second, learn them and use them before you go home. If you have any, remove all of them on the train, or move them to other objects. Make sure Tom and his slaves can't track you.

Third, get help! You have a loyal house elf friend, when you are in the Room of Requirement hire him, maybe Winky too if she is not dead yet. Yes, they need a bond with a family to survive, Dobby wanting to be free from the Malfoy's doesn't mean he wants to cut away from all humans.

Fourth, escape from Durskaban. Better yet, never arrive there. You should have noticed that useless Order of the Phoenix was guarding you. They witnessed your treatment there and never interfered or even commented about it. Do they think it is normal to be locked up with only one meal a day? That you don't need someone to talk to?

Fifth, ask the room for the book Clearing The Mind and Protecting It, it is about occlumency and you will find out how Snape fucked you up. Read Chapter 6 and you will know.

Below here is a spell to make permanent copies of books. Again, do, or do not, it is your own decision.

A friend.

Xxxxx

That woke Harry-Character up, after breakfast, he went up to the RoR, while checking if he is being followed with the map in his hands. Once there, he paced back and fore thinking about what he needed.

When a door appeared, he went inside the room; there he found a small bookcase, a couch, and a corner with target dummies. He willed the door to vanish, a lesson he learned too late, and paged through the books, noting the spells down that looked interesting.

Training the spells took some time, Harry started practicing them on the dummies until he got them right. Finally, he cast the spells on himself, it surprised him that he lighted up as a Christmas tree. Swearing, he cast it again, writing all the spells he recognized from the books.

Harry sat down on the couch and sighed: "Bloody hell, this is a nightmare. I can't trust no one at all?"

Harry read the letter again, he called: "Dobby? Can you com… ah, you are already here. Dobby, someone advised me to bond with you and perhaps with Winky too. What do you think about that?"

Dobby blew a few fuses, The Great Wizard Harry Potter asked to bond with him? He almost fainted!

"Yes! Great Master Wizard Harry Potter Sir! Dobby wants to bond with House Potter very very much!"

He looked sad at Harry and said: "Winky is almost gone Harry Potter Sir, she be needing the bond more than Dobby does. Can you bond with Winky first?"

Harry nodded: "Can you bring her here please?" Dobby popped Winky into the room, the poor thing was a shadow of herself and dying.

"Winky? Do you want to be my Elf? Do you want to join my family?"

"Winky! The Great Wizard Harry Potter wants you in House Potter. Dobby wants you in House Potter, Winky, don't die, Dobby be needing you."

Oh? the little bugger is in love? Or just horny?

Winky opened her eyes and looked weakly at Harry: "Winky be wanting a family, Winky be wanting to take care of babies. Yous be making babies?"

Harry blushed crimson and answered: "I am not married yet Winky, but I want to have children later, what do you say, are you willing to join me?"

"Winky be willing Master."

"Master Harry Potter Sir, place your hand on Winky's head and say, I accept Winky in House Potter."

Harry-Character did so and gained an… well, she will recover someday. Harry's Magic did her good, after that, Harry Character put his hand on Dobby's head and said: "I accept Dobby in House Potter. Even I felt the bond settling in between Harry and Dobby.

After the excitement was over, Harry Character asked the room for an elf-sized bed to let Winky sleep it off, and let Dobby take care of her. Harry-Character then looked at the Occlumency books, and started to study them; after an hour, Harry Character started to curse. Yes, Snape opened Harry's mind for Snake Face to have easy access.

Harry-Character got angry and called Dobby: "Dobby, can you bring me some useless books and a bottle of ink please."

With a few snaps of Dobby's fingers, Harry-Character had a pile of old books and an ink bottle. Harry followed my instructions, first he removed the old print and spells, after that, he made a permanent copy of the books.

Dobby proved his worth by presenting a worn-out book bag with a still functioning extension charm: "Master Harry Potter Sir, this is a book bag from the Room of Lost Things, it still be working fine."

While putting the books in the bag Harry Character asked: "Dobby, nobody can know I have these books can you hide them for me?"

Dobby nodded: "Dobby can, Master Harry Potter Sir. The Room of Lost Things is very big, it will be safe there."

Xxxxx

Harry... I better stop looking at him as a Game Character, somehow this doesn't feel like a Game. Harry went to the Hospital wing after dinner, he got distracted by spotting Umbridge in bed, his anger spiked, holding his wand in his hand he walked to Hermione's bed. My letter could not be discussed with the bitch in hearing range, so he asked: "What is the Bitch doing here? Shouldn't she be in Askaban right now?"

Hermione frowned: "Language Harry! Dumbledore brought her in this morning."

Ron grinned and made some clip-clopping noise of horse hooves, he chuckled when Umbridge started shaking and whimpering in fear.

Giggling he said: "Every time I do that she reacts that way. It makes you wonder what those Centaurs did to her."

Harry responded: "Whatever they did wasn't nearly enough for that vile woman."

I tuned their conversation down and focused on my next course of action. The train will leave the day after tomorrow, so I have to make this night count. Several scenarios played through my head…? Mind? Soul? Anyway the rest of the day I planned my next letter.

Xxxxx

Harry woke up with a letter in his hand again. Suspicious he looked around in his dorm, Neville was snoring, as usual, Dean laid on his back with his mouth wide open, also, as usual, Sean is still sleeping too, clearly having a wet dream by the looks of it.

Harry opened the letter and read.

Young One,

Congratulations! You have made your first steps to freedom.

Today is the last day you have access to the RoR so don't waste the opportunity.

By now you must have learned the spells and copied the books, and most importantly bonded your elves.

The best part of elves is when bonded, they can find your things just by your magical signature on them. Not only your personal possessions but also House Potter artifacts and books. Keep that in mind.

Back to the RoR, ask for books on wizarding customs and etiquette. The House of Potter goes back more than two thousand years, with several lines merged with them, like Griffindor and Peverell. Forget trying to be normal because you are not, and never were Normal to begin with.

Being the Lord of a House gives you power, the power you desperately need to survive. Sirius Black never understood that and ran away from it, it made him an easy target. These are hard words, but they are true.

DON'T RUN AWAY FROM YOURS!

Claim the Lordship of your House as fast as you can! The book Duties of the Heir Primary by Willyburt Dagworth-Granger is old, but the important parts are still actual. Copy the one from the RoR.

The next important book you need to have is an Auror manual: Arresting procedures, interrogating, and preparing suspects for trial. From Zenobius Moody. There you can find all the crimes they committed by putting Sirius Black in Askaban without a Trial.

In that book, you will find the crimes Dumbledore committed concerning Sirius Black. Don't believe me on my word, read the book.

I point it out for you and you can check if I am right or not.

Sirius Black was an Auror, his trial had to be before the full wizengamot. Chapter 23

Sirius Black was in Dumbledore's Order of the Phoenix. Dumbledore spoke up for Snape and ignored Black. Why?

Black was locked up in Hogwarts castle, Dumbledore as the Chief warlock and headmaster had the power and obligation to call the Aurors and demand to revoke the kiss on sight. He could easily chase the Dementor away. Why didn't he? Chapters 17 – 20 - 26

For two whole years Dumbledore could get Sirius a trial, so why not? Chapter 14

You will find in chapter 15 that there is a time limit you can be held in custody, thirty days in a Ministry holding cell, after that there must be a trial or the suspect has to be released. Black spent twelve years in custody, he did not escape at all, he broke free from illegal incarceration.

Being a Chief Warlock for over fifty years, Dumbledore knew all that and did nothing.

You will read my suspicions tomorrow.

The Next book is Magical Binds, Bonds, and Blocks by Virgo Black. In that book is described how to put or remove them on people.

The reason you ask? Well, why did you never receive owls from fans? From Gringotts?

Imagine, children sending you drawings and stuffed animals on your birthday, and you never answered one letter or sent a thank you? Surely you are a snob or a spoiled brat, the moment they find proof, as it was in the second and fourth year, they turn on you, because why would they care for a prick that doesn't even answer a single letter?

The Goblins will take it as an insult by not responding to them and doing just the minimum service. If you have a Mail block, let the Goblins see it, it will help you in the long run.

In that book, you will also find… nah, I let you find it out for yourself. This will fill your day.

Give Miss Granger a copy of Clearing The Mind and Protecting It; Duties of the Heir Primary; and Arresting procedures, Interrogating, and Preparing Suspects for trial.

She will love them.

For fun, learn the spell that Tom used in your second year to write I am Voldemort in the air and to change it in Tom Marvolo Riddle. it would be a spectacle in Diagon Ally if you cast it there.

Enjoy your day Young One.

Harry Character swore: "Bloody Hell! This is getting ridiculous! I can't trust no one?"

Xxxxx

Harry spent the rest of the day in the RoR copying the books and checking the chapters in the books. The more Harry read the books the angrier he got.

It raised some questions too, Sirius should have contacted the DMLE the first chance he got and demanded justice. Why didn't he? Why didn't Lupin give a statement or Dumbledore? Or the whole bloody Order of the Phoenix?

The Book about Heirs made him swear something foul too. A special chapter was devoted to orphaned Heir Primaries, and the obligations the Magical Guardian has to fulfill. Education in his future duties should have started at age nine. As a Primary Heir, Harry's Magical Guardian needs to report to the Lord of House Potter's Allies.

Those Allies had to be involved in the education of the orphan. The list went on for three pages, every phase explained in detail. Well, all those things did not happen.

I watched Harry struggle through the books, sometimes reading previous chapters again to understand the following chapters better.

The worst book was about bonds and bindings, after practicing the spells on a dummy, he checked himself out.

Behold! A Mail block, his Magic was bound for 50% and there was a Blood binding, it bound him to a place, probably to fuel the wards… "The bloody Privet drive!" I heard him swear.

Dobby provided lunch and made him eat it: "Master Harry Potter Sir must eat! Dobby has put good potions in the food, Master Harry Potter sir needs those Potions to grow."

Winky popped in, it takes only a day for her to recover? Those Elves are cheat characters!: "Master needs to listen to Dobby, them Potions make Master better, bigger, and stronger. Winky be buying new clothes for Master, Master's old clothes are not fit for House Potter."

Harry argued: "I don't have that much money on me Winky, I have to stop at Gringotts first, but my key is with Mrs. Weasley."

Winky snapped her fingers and the key appeared in her hand: "Winky be taking measures and be shopping, Master. The new clothes will be in the trunk tonight."

I knew suggesting Winky was a good idea, leaving Harry with Dobby without supervision spells disaster, Winky will balance them out.

Harry found the writhing in the air spell, he got it in a few tries.

Xxxxx

Two hours before dinner, Harry visited his friends again, Hermione asked: "Harry? Nobody could find you today, where did you go to?"

Harry shrugged: "I needed some alone time, I was in the RoR blowing off steam and reading a couple of books, I found some interesting ones you would like."

Ron was interested: "Any good books Harry? Curses, charms?"

Harry answered: "Interesting for Hermione mate, I doubt books about rules and regulations are your thing."

"Merlin! No mate, let Hermione read them, she is good at that."

Harry looked at Hermione: "I'll hand them over on the train."

That night before Harry went into bed he sighed: "Who are you, Mystery Friend?"

That is a difficult question, how do I answer it? With the truth? A full or half lie? By now I have put a wedge between Dumbledore and Harry, but a wrong answer and he is running back to him.

Xxxxx

Harry woke up with the expected letter.

Young one,

You found your answers, no doubt it rose a lot of new questions; I can give you some of mine:

Why did Dumbledore put you with the Dursleys on the 1st of November? Your Godfather and legal guardian was still after Wormtail, but your Godmother Lady Longbottom was only attacked on the 5th of November. You should have been with her. This is kidnapping.

Dumbledore had Mrs. Figs watching you all those years, he knew about the cupboard and beatings you got. Why did he allow that?

Dumbledore said you are destined to face the dark Lord, putting you with abusive relatives is supposed to be training for it? Is sleeping in a cupboard for ten years helping with killing the most powerful wizard of the last decades? Weeding the garden or cooking meals are fatal for Voldy?

Or is he keeping you weak so he can swoop in and save the day, and be the Hero again?

There might be something about the link you had with Tom Riddle, maybe as long as you had the link, Riddle could not be killed. Well, that link is gone, I destroyed it. Keep that a secret for now, please.

If that is correct, then you could be regarded as a sacrifice, pawn B2, and kept away from your legacy to prevent you from getting smart. Even be trained as a willing sacrifice. Your friend Neville Longbottom is pawn B3, he too is a pawn in Dumbledore's chess game of The Greater Good.

You can not deny you are being manipulated in school, you end up with two friends from opposite ends of the spectrum; Mr. Weasley is not motivated to do his best in school and is playing more than he studies. Hence Mr. Potter is taking the easy courses too. A good Guardian would have pointed out the benefits of Runes and Arithmancy for a future Lord.

Ms. Granger is the one that makes you respect the professors, no matter how incompetent or abusive. She simply can not live without rules and regulations and regards everything the teachers say as the truth.

They too are pawns, and easily sacrificed. Ms. Granger is a muggleborn and basically has no rights at all. Mr. Weasley is the sixth son, the child that was not a daughter, so they tried again… Expendable.

Why is Dumbledore treating children as pawns? Recall all your school years, every year has some ridiculous dangers, and Dumbledore had a hand in all of them.

Enough ranting, now we plan your escape.

These are my suggestions, take the ones you like, or none at all. It is your life and every suggestion has a certain risk to it, think it through before acting.

At breakfast, or after, contact Miss Susan Bones, her aunt is head of the DMLE, ask her if you can stay a few days with her so you can give a statement to her aunt. Do it stealthily or pretend to ask her out.

Learn the shrinking charm and the featherweight to put on your trunk, let your owl fly to London, instead of putting the poor creature in a cage.

Ask Mr. Neville Longbottom about the Alliance and why they abandoned you.

Ask Miss. Luna Lovegood if you can hire their printing press. Work together with Miss Granger, expose Voldemort as the half-blood Tom Marvolo Riddle, and find a way to distribute the fliers without compromising the Quibbler.

Send your owl to Olivander to tell him to hide. Voldemort will go after him to ask about the wands.

Visit Gringotts and Claim House Black! Sirius Black made you his heir and emancipated you, so you can claim your Lordship for House Potter. See if they can do an Inheritance test. Dumbledore will prevent you to be present when they read the will.

Call Kreacher and let him lock the house, or Mundungus will rob it empty. Forbid him to contact or talk to others. Don't judge him too hard, I will explain later.

Let Dobby and Winky clean Grimmauld place, it will be a good hiding spot when you take control of the wards.

Check Miss Granger on spells and tracking Charms… Letting her read these letters is your choice, but I ask you to prevent Mr. Weasley to read them. He is the jealous kind, and reading about your Lordships will have him ratting you out at Dumbledore. He might be a good friend, but he is not very trustworthy.

When you are at the Bones Mansion, explore it and plan escape routes in case there is an attack.

In case Madam Bones is elected as the new Minister, warn her of traitors in the ministry, because she will get attacked by death eaters, an incorruptible Minister is bad for Voldy.

The hard part is that you have to do this without help from me or your friends. For as long as you will be at the Bones Mansion I can not contact you.

My name?

My name is Obi-Wan Kenobi.

Stay safe young Padawan, may the Force be with you.