I am so, so sorry for no updating in a long time! I was busy with school work, a conference that I am planning, and now that I am on winter break, I can upload a lot of chapters. Also the fact that I have no internet right now - besides the one I am stealing from my neighbor right now - its going to be hard to update. But I'll find a way. When there's a will, there's a way! Thank you to everyone who reviewed, added this story to their alerts and favorites, and to those who added me to their favorite authors. You all are the ones who keep me doing this because I love entertaining people. Enjoy this chapter and the next!

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Chapter 30: Nekozawa Umehito, the Dark Prince

"I hate Mondays, but I'm glad that it's halfway over," I muttered to no one in particular as I walked to the third music room. But then a smile came on my face remembering about mine and Takashi's recent kiss. "And at least I found out who called me in a private number. Thanks, Hunny!"

Today was theme day, meaning that I was hoping that I wasn't going to be a prisoner. But knowing Kyoya, Hikaru and Kaoru, I was somehow going to end up being a prisoner. I hope that I don't have to wear an orange jumpsuit or a black-and-white stripped one.

I entered the room and found everyone already there. Slowly, I walked in and waited for my presence to be noticed. Maybe if I am really, really quiet, they won't notice me and go on without me.

Suddenly, the sound of my ring tone rang through out the room. My face immediately paled and soon all eyes were on me.

"There you are, Setsuna-senpai," Tamaki smiled as he approached me, grabbed my wrist, and dragged me to where everyone was at.

In my mind, tears were falling rapidly because I knew that it was too late for me. I was going to be dressed as a prisoner. Why? Why?! Why!

I was pulled to a halt once I was with the group. Once my wrist was finally released, I began to rub and soothe it since Tamaki did pull me hard. He was probably too excited about today's theme.

"Now that we are all there, we can finally get into our costumes," Kyoya began instructing us. "All of our costumes are already in the dressing rooms. Just go to the one that has your name on it. Now, let's go."

'Jeez, the Shadow King had to have everything ready. Kami-sama, if you love me, please do not let me be a prisoner,' I thought as I walked silently in front of the group. I literally have no idea how I ended up at the front. But then again, the faster I get to my costume, the more I will get over the fact of my doom. I think.

I walked into the room that had my name on it and let out a small cheer when I saw my outfit. The first part of the outfit was a black pencil skirt that reached up to my knees. The next part was a black blazer. No accessories were given to me yet.

Stepping out of my black knee high shorts and kicking off my chucks with my socks, I slipped onto the skirt that was provided for me and zipped it up. I assumed that they gave me only a blazer because I already had a white blouse, so with that thought I placed on the black blazer. Before I knew it, something was slid under my curtain. It was a small box and a shoe box. Opening the small box, I found an FBI badge and a pair of aviator sunglasses. Smiling, I slipped on the sunglasses and soon enough placed the badge on my blazer. Once the task was done I simply grabbed the shoe box and removed the lid. Inside was a pair of black three inch heels.

"Crap. Why am I stuck wearing heels?" I asked aloud. I placed the shoes on and stood up. Even though I was bummed at the fact that I was stuck wearing heels, I grinned at the fact that I was going to be taller than Hikaru and Kaoru. Hells, I'm also gonna be taller than Kyoya.

Now that the shoes were placed, I left all of my clothes and belongings inside my dressing room and headed out. As I ran my fingers through my hair that I had left down, I was greeted by Tamaki immediately once I opened the curtain in front of me.

"Setsuna-senpai, you look marvelous!" Tamaki beamed at me. He was all clad in a white officer uniform. Since he was the president and "daddy", of course, he was dressed as the chief of police. With white pants and shoes, jacket with folded cuffs, shirt and gloves, the only thing that stood out of his uniform was the black tie, the gold thingies on his shoulder and the badges on his chest pocket.

"Thanks, Tamaki. I actually like this outfit. Even though I can make-do without the freaking heels," I whispered the last part to myself.

Without further due, he led me back to the main room where everyone was already waiting. Every pair had a set of matching uniforms, meaning that Tamaki and I were the only ones who stood out. Haruhi and Hunny had on like blue shirts with a navy shoulder thingy and wore navy blue pants with a belt holding it in place. Their badges were on the left chest pocket and they had gun holsters – without guns – hanging off their hips and black shoes.

Kyoya and Takashi were matching. The two had on black uniforms – both their shirt and pants – with a white shirt underneath. Instead of having long sleeves like Haruhi and Hunny, theirs were short sleeves. The badges were on the left side of their chest and they also head gun holsters and had black shoes. That left Hikaru and Kaoru as the last two to match. They had on blue longed sleeved shirts that had underneath a white turtleneck shirt and had the police badge on their arm instead of their chest. They wore blue pants with the gun holsters and their shoes were past their ankles, like boots.

"Suna-chan! Suna-chan!" Hunny's voice rang out as he made his way towards me.

No matter what, this teen always had energy. I wonder what it would be like if he was not allowed to eat sugar at all. Then again, I don't want to know. I have the feeling it would be a really scary experience.

"What's up, Hunny?" I looked down at my peer as soon as he approached me.

"You look really, really cool!" He beamed at me with pink flowers surrounding his face. Well, his entire body really.

I smiled at him and bent down to left him up. As soon as I held him in his arms I hugged him and said, "Aren't you the cutest!"

That's when I felt something floating around me. I looked to my right and saw teal and pink flowers surrounding us. I sighed and decided to ignore the flowers and walk over to the others.

"Ah, Setsuna-senpai. Glad that you were finally able to join us," Kyoya said as soon as I neared the group.

"I was just a couple of feet away from you all," I stated with a sweat drop over my head.

"My loyal officers, it's time!" Tamaki clapped his hands. With those words we got into our places.

In the center was Tamaki and to his right were Kaoru, Haruhi, Hunny, and Takashi. To his left were me, then Hikaru, and Kyoya. Just in a few seconds, the door suddenly opened.

"Welcome," we all greeted our guest.

"My, what a special guest we have here." Tamaki said with a smile, "Welcome, lost lil' kitty."

In front of those doors was the cutest little girl I have ever seen. She had blonde hair held up in pig tails with pink bows and big, bright blue eyes. She was wearing a sailor uniform that had a pink skirt and white blouse and pink shoes to top it off.

'Cute!' I thought to myself as I saw her.

"Lil' kitty, where did you come from?" Tamaki asked as we all looked down on the little girl.

As we looked, she blushed. She then lifted her small hand and pointed straight at us.

"Reverse harem!" She suddenly shouted.

I was in shock! I mean, we all were. Behind us our background turned black and we all turned white with purple lines leaving us.

"It's a reverse harem here!"

I blinked a couple of times and thought, 'Where in the world did this kid learn this?'

Tamaki then hit his head like if he was removing water as he said, "Oh, this is bad. It seems like there's still some water in my ears from swimming."

Hikaru laughed as he placed his index fingers in his ears to see if he too can remove any water, "Indeed, Inspector General!"

"There must be something wrong with our ears if we we're hearing such a little girl say something like 'reverse harem'," Kaoru also did the same gesture as his twin did.

"Shuchi nikurin!"

Again, we turned white and had purple lines.

Shuchi Nikurin

Suddenly she started jumping up and down while cheering, "It's a suchi nikurin in here!"

The little girl suddenly pointed towards Kyoya and said, "A glass character"

Glass Character

"A loli shota," she said turning to Hunny.

Loli Shota

"A stoic type," she then said towards Takashi.

Stoic Type

"Incest," her little finger pointed towards the Twins.

Incest

"A gariben," her next target was Haruhi.

Gariben (Someone who studies too much)

Haruhi's suddenly turned white and had a sweat drop on her face.

Oh no. I knew that I was going to be the next one she was going to target. She immediately faced me and said, "Otaku."

Otaku

My face suddenly went blank and a sweat drop appeared over my head. And here I thought she was going to say I was a tomboy. Hmm, it would have been way better if she would have said that.

By the time she turned to face Tamaki, we all were white and head purple rays over us. Tamaki immediately freaked once she stared at him.

"Oniichama…" Her eyes gleamed when she looked at Tamaki. She suddenly then jumped towards him and said, "You're blonde, so you must be my oniichama!"

"I've never heard this!" Hikaru said as we headed towards Tamaki. A sweat drop adorned his head.

"You have a sister?" Kaoru asked with his own sweat drop.

Tamaki freaked as he heard this and said, "No, I'm sure I don't have siblings! At least, that's what I thought."

"You two do look alike now that you mention it," Hunny said with his pink flowers floated around them. "Both of you are blonde."

"Are 'glass character' and 'oniichama' in the same group of words?" Kyoya asked as he looked towards Tamaki with Haruhi and me.

"Hey, you're not too bad. At least you're not a gariben like me," Haruhi said as purple rays floated above her.

"At least you weren't called an 'otaku'," I stated with a blank face.

"But you are one, Suna-chan," Haruhi said as she turned to look at me.

"Shh, keep it on the down-low," I whispered.

"Umm…What's your name, lil' girl?" Tamaki asked the little blonde that attached herself around his neck.

"Kirimi!" The little girl, now known as Kirimi, said.

"Doesn't that name have the same pronunciation as sliced raw fish?" I thought aloud as I placed a hand on my chin. Besides me, Haruhi was nodding her head, agreeing with my statement.

"Kirimi-chan, are you sure you're not mistaking me for someone else? I'm pretty sure I don't have any baby sisters," Tamaki said faced Kirimi after placing her down.

Her eyes suddenly got bigger and her eyes got watery as she said, "You're not my oniichama even though you're blonde?"

About to Cry

'This kid is good. She is gonna make Tamaki get emotional in some way,' I thought to myself.

Tamaki was taken aback and a blush was on his face as his eyes too got watery, "I…"

About to Cry

Easily Moved

White roses blinded me for a second. As soon as they cleared, Tamaki was swinging Kirimi around and said, "Okay! I'm your oniichama starting today! Your oniichama! How cute, how cute!"

"Even if you're easily moved, do you think it's okay for you to say such irresponsible things to little kids?" Haruhi said as she appeared in the picture.

"I'm not being irresponsible! I'll take good care of her! So, I'm going to bring her back home!"

"You're making it sound like if she is some kind of animal," I pointed out.

"What should we do, Kyoya-senpai?" Haruhi turned to Kyoya for some guidance.

"Perhaps she really does have a blonde-haired bother in this high school," He stated.

"No!" Tamaki stopped spinning and brought Kirimi closer to him.

"Is there even another blonde here?" I questioned.

The lights suddenly went out and a creepy sounding voice was heard.

"Kirimi~ Kirimi~?"

We all turned around to face the voice. Black roses surrounded the person whose head popped out of these dark looking doors. Surprisingly enough, it was another blonde-haired male teen with bright blue eyes like Kirimi's. Sweat drops surrounded all of our heads as we looked at the person. Could this be her brother?

"Umm…Who are you?" Hikaru and Kaoru asked.

"It's a foreigner!" Hunny shouted with his pink flowers around him.

"The shape of the door changed, didn't it?" Haruhi had a sweat drop.

"It just did," I told her with my own sweat drop adorning my head.

"Kirimi…" The blonde teen spoke.

"Obocchama," A new male voice stated as he walked over.

"You forgot your robe," a female voice said after the male.

The two new figures walked over to the blonde, placed a robe over him and suddenly spun his around.

"Holy crap!" I shouted as we now looked who it was.

Black Magic Club President – Nekozawa Umehito

"Hello…"

"Nekozawa-senpai?!" Tamaki, Haruhi, Hikaru, and Kaoru shouted as their bodies turned white.

What the Hell!

"Well, I'll be damned," I muttered.

Nekozawa Family Maid – Kuretake

"Umehito-bocchama really despises bright light. Therefore, if he doesn't wear this robe, he won't be able to withstand the light and will collapse. He even has to wear a dark wig to cover his fair hair," Kuretake, the maid, told us with a butterfly background. She wore a dark purple dress that had a white apron. Her brown hair was held up in two pig tails and hand bangs.

Nekozawa Family Secretary – Kadomatsu

"On the other hand, his sister, Kirimi-ojousama, really despises dark places," the secretary, Kadomatsu, stated. He wore a black suit and was bald. He even has a scar on the left side of his face.

"So this girl is Nekozawa-senpai's sister, huh?" Haruhi said as she now stood next to Tamaki and pointed at Kirimi.

"Oh, what's there to hide?" Kadomatsu stated as he brought a handkerchief to his eyes. "Indeed, you are right!"

Tamaki then placed down Kirimi.

Nekozawa Kirimi

"K-Ki-Ki-Ki-Kirimi…So there you are…" Nekozawa walked over towards his sister with his puppet, Beelzenef.

Kirimi looked up towards her older brother and suddenly began to cry. She jumped towards Tamaki and as their background, the words "Monster" appeared.

"A monster!" She cried out.

"Do not worry…This cursed doll, Beelzenef, isn't scary at all. The Nekozawa family has been worshipping feline-shaped objects for generations," Nekozawa said as he approached his sister.

"No, actually, what she's scared of is probably not the cat, but you, Nekozawa-senpai," Haruhi said while Kyoya and I nodded our heads agreeing with her statement.

"It's probably because of what you're wearing," both Kaoru and Hikaru said.

The two then decided to try and take off Nekozawa's robe.

Being Nice

"Stop! I'm going to die!"

"Then, let's darken up the room," Hunny said as he began to close the curtains that were in the room.

"No! I don't like the dark!" Kirimi cried out, making Hunny stop.

"Oh, there, there," Tamaki shook Kirimi up and down to calm her down.

"Now, this one's complaining," Kyoya stated with a little sweat drop.

"This tragedy born from the completely opposite physical natures in those two is exactly why they are called the Romeo and Juliet of the Nekozawa family," Kuretake said.

"Romeo and Juliet were not siblings, and the situation was much different," I told her while Haruhi nodded her head. What can I say, William Shakespeare is one of my favorite authors.

"I know. This is a catch phrase I just came up with. I thought it'd sound more dramatic," Kuretake said as she suddenly revealed a banner that said "Nekozawa Family's Romeo and Juliet".

"I…see…" Haruhi and I said at the same time.

"By the way, we are responsible for picking up Kirimi-sama from school," Kadomatsu said as he now faced Tamaki and Kirimi. Hikaru and Kaoru were both behind them and were a bit freaked out.

"Are all the folks at the Nekozawa family…" Hikaru began.

"…this suspicious looking?" Kaoru finished.

Kuretake's brown cat-like eyes suddenly gleamed and grabbed Nekozawa's shoulders and as she shook him about she said with an anger mark, "What are you talking about?! The Nekozawa family is a noble family, part of the genealogy of the Tokarev dynasty of Russia."

Haruhi, Kyoya, Hunny, Takashi, and I simply moved our heads towards our left showing our confusing.

"Tokarev?" Kyoya questioned.

"Wasn't that a name of an old Soviet army pistol that was used in the 1930s?" I questioned.

"D…Don't you mean…the Romanov dynasty?" Tamaki asked with a half blue face.

Kuretake simply ignored Tamaki, leaving him white, and said, "And there is a legend in the Nekozawa family, that for some unknown reason, every once in a few hundred years, someone, like Umehito-sama, who falls in love with darkness is born…may or may not exist.

"'May or may not exist'?" Hunny asked confused.

"Which one is it…" The twins asked.

"Because of his dark robe," Kuretake continued, "bocchama has never been able to come close to his sister, and Kirimi-ojousama fell in love with the prince, the fairy tale-like brother, she sees in his portrait painting. Ever since she knew that her brother was in the high school section, she would sometimes come over and search for Umehito-sama like this.

"Of course, we've been comforting her all this time with prince-themed story books but alas, we ran out of material for her, so lately we've expanded the repertoire to shoujo mangas where princes appear, and she has fallen in love with them…"

"Shoujo manga?" Haruhi had a sweat drops on her head.

And suddenly, a flashback of Kirimi saying that we were a reverse harem appeared and of her saying "shuchi nikurin".

"So this maid was the cause?!" Hikaru and Kaoru questioned.

"Shuchi nikurin in shoujo manga?" Haruhi said.

"How come I've never seen it?" I questioned myself.

"Then, Sashimi-chan…"

Sashimi

"You mean, Kirimi, right?" Kaoru asked.

Kirimi

"That's Kirimi!" Nekozawa told the Natural Type.

Haruhi just turned to face Nekozawa and said, "Kirimi-chan doesn't know that you're her brother?"

"I…" Nekozawa was now in a state of depression. Literally. He was on the floor and purple lines were over his body.

"Yes, we've tried telling her many times, but she doesn't believe it," Kuretake told us.

Hunny then began to cry – even though his pink flowers suddenly surrounded him but fell – said, "But that's sad for Neko-chan."

"Yes," Nekozawa began, "That's why…I've prayed every night for Kirimi to like the darkness."

"No, it should be the other way around," the Twins said.

"You should get used to bright places," Hikaru said.

"What did you plan on doing to your sister?" Kaoru then asked.

"Well then, Kirimi-sama," Kadomatsu spoke.

"Let us go home now," Kuretake said.

"No!" Kirimi cried out. "I want to be with Oniichama! I think it's better to be with Oniichama!"

"Nekozawa-senpai…" Tamaki said as he looked towards Nekozawa.

"It is all right, Suoh-kun. Do not worry about me. Please…Please take good care of Kirimi!" After saying that, Nekozawa ran off.

"Nekozawa-senpai!" Tamaki shouted.

"Siblings are always the cause of problems in any family," Kyoya said as he pushed up his glasses.

I looked at Kyoya knowing that this was true.

"I envy them," I heard Haruhi say. We all looked towards her as she continued, "I've always been a single child. Yet…even though they have other siblings, it's somewhat sad that they can't be friendly with each other."

I lowered my head. It was sad that there were times when my sisters and I wouldn't get along. I then heard feet landing on the ground. I turned to look at Tamaki and I saw that he placed Kirimi down on the ground.

"What's the matter, Oniichama?" She asked.

"Sorry, Kirimi-chan. I'm not your oniichama after all. But, don't you worry. Kirimi-chan, you have a much better prince-like brother than me; your real Oniichama," Tamaki told Kirimi.

"Senpai?" Haruhi questioned.

White roses now surrounded Tamaki, "Since you came down here, Kirimi-chan is our host club's guest now. We, the Ouran Host Club, exist for bringing fortune to girls! That two siblings that yearn for each other cannot be together…This is a problem that cannot exist! Starting now we will commence a great plan to reform Nekozawa-senpai into a bright prince character that Kirimi-chan likes!"

In Short…The Character Setting Reformation Plan

"Again…" the Twins and I said together.

"B-But…" Kadomatsu stuttered.

"To reform Umehito-sama's darkness-loving character? Are you saying that's possible?" Kuretake asked.

"Hello?! Just because you're easily moved don't say such irresponsible things –" Haruhi started but was interrupted.

Tamaki chuckled and said, "Did you forget? We have a strong ally who is extremely talented at the reformation of character settings."

"You mean…"Hikaru started.

"Don't tell me…" Kaoru continued.

"Not her!" I finished.

"Oh-hohohohohohohohoho…"

High power motor

Renge then suddenly appeared.

"Oh-hohohohohohohohohoho…"

"I knew it…" The three of us said.

"Oh-hohohohohohohohoho…Hoho!"