Yay BATDR finally came out! And to celebrate (three months late) here's some more incorrect quotes ((also there might be some quotes that you've seen before because it's been a while and I don't remember what I've already done)) enjoy
Joey : That sounds super! Doesn't that sound super, Grant?
Grant: No.
Joey : I think I speak for Grant when I say it sounds really super.
Wally, cowering in fear: What do you want from me?!
Shawn, standing in front of Wally: *bites into the whole KitKat bar like a heathen*
Wally, crying: Please...stop...
*Jack teaching Buddy to drive and taking Henry along for the ride*
Jack: That's a pothole. To the left!
Buddy: Take it back now y'all *Drives into pothole*
Henry, sticking their face into the front over the center console: Cha Cha real smooth.
Buddy: I don't think that's how the song goes.
Jack, crying and gripping the handle: Please just take me home.
Buddy: Country Roads.
Henry: To the place.
Buddy and Henry in unison: I Belong!
Jack, crying harder: What the fuck?
Thomas: Ayo, what the FUCK is this?!
Joey , sitting down, surrounded by corpses: I won Mafia, that's what.
Joey : I got an idea!
Thomas: Does it involve breaking the law?
Joey : By now don't you think that's a given?
Thomas: I was just trying to be optimistic.
Joey : Don't bother.
Wally: Any advice before Buddy and I fight?
Norman: Don't wet yourself in public.
Wally: Not the kind of advice I was looking for!
Henry: I love murder mysteries!
Joey, trying to impress them: I've been a suspect in four murder cases.
Sammy: I currently have 7 empty notebooks and I have no idea what to put in them. Any suggestions?
Jack: Put spaghetti in it.
Sammy: I am currently taking suggestions from everyone but you.
Shawn: Put spaghetti in it.
Sammy: I am currently taking suggestions from everyone but you two.
Susie: Put spaghetti in it.
Sammy: I am no longer taking suggestions.
Buddy to Thomas: Me? I'm the bee knees, but, you? You're just...
Wally: Cockroach ankles!
Buddy: Ye- uh, what?
Wally: The Ocean is a soup.
Shawn:
Shawn: Do elaborate.
Wally: What are needed for something to be a soup?
Shawn: Erm... Water, salt, some form of vegetation, and personally I prefer some meat in mine.
Wally: *Tilts head*
Shawn: The Ocean is a Soup.
Wally: The Ocean is a Soup.
Sammy: So, according to Joey, it is, quote, "my responsibility if there is an internet outage to contact the faculty and the department."
Sammy: Now, if you're a critical thinker like me, you might be wondering one thing.
Sammy: HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO EMAIL THE DEPARTMENT?!
Sammy, to Buddy: If you see Jack, give them this message *makes a neutral face*
Sammy: They'll know what it means.
*later*
Buddy: oh, and Sammy said to give you a message.
Buddy: *makes a neutral face*
Jack: Oh no. The neutral face of displeasure.
Grant: A sprite is anything not static.
Sammy: A sprite is a variable object, be it 2d or 3d.
Joey : A sprite is a fucking soda.
Joey : You god damn geekass bastards.
Norman: So, what is Joey to you?
Henry: The reason I wake up every morning.
Norman: ...That's adorable.
Joey earlier that morning, barging into Henry′s room, smacking pans together: WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP!
Wally: *Kicks the door open, looking panicked*
Sammy: What did you do?!
Wally: NOBODY DIED!
Sammy: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!