And because why not, here are some incorrect quotes from an AU/Fangame of mine:

Sammy: Adults are the most insanely stupid people I have the displeasure of interacting with.
Joseph, referring to themself and Henry: Even us?
Sammy: Especially you guys.
Henry:
Joseph:
Henry: Petition to kick Sammy out so they stop insulting us.
Joseph: Seconded.

Robert: Hello, my name is Failure, and you're watching my life crumble into pieces.
Robert: *waves their finger and sings like they're in a Disney Channel intro*

Kevin : We're playing Scrabble. It's a nightmare.
Dennis: Scrabble? Scrabble's great.
Kevin : Not when you're playing with Shawn, it's not. They put words like "ephemeral" and I put "dog."

Henry: Where are my fucking keys?
Wendy: Henry, Kevin is around, can you say it a little nicer?
Henry: May I ascertain the whereabouts of my FUCKING KEYS?!

Sammy: Do you ever wonder why you're still single?
Dennis, eating mayonnaise straight out of the jar with a spoon: Yeah... I mean, I'm perfect! Who wouldn't want to date me?
Sammy, sighing: I can name a few people...

Grant: What's the straightest thing you've ever done?
Joseph: *sighs*
Joseph: I killed a man

Audrey: I'm sick and tired of being called 'mortal' like, you don't know that. Neither do I. I have never died even ONCE. Nothing has been proven yet. Stop making assumptions. It's rude.

Jack, on a random band name generator: Oooo! They Might Be Depressed Horses! That about sums up my friend group.

*Jack and Henry looking at a locked gate into a park*
Jack: Aw. :(
Henry: You know what they say.
Jack: Please don't-
Henry: BE GAY DO CRIME! *hops gate*
Jack: Frick-

Robert: Look guys, I need help.
Audrey: Love help?
Joseph: Financial help?
Wilson: Emotional help?
Nathan: Help moving a body?
*Everybody looks at Nathan*
Nathan: What?

Alex: Hey, if you type in your password, it'll show in stars.
Alex: ********* see!
Henry: hunter2
Henry: Doesn't look like stars to me.
Alex: Henry: *******
Alex: That's what I see.
Henry: Oh, really?
Alex: Absolutely.
Henry: You can go hunter2 my hunter2-ing hunter2.
Henry: Haha, does that look funny to you?
Alex: Lol, yes. See when YOU type hunter2, it shows it to us as *******
Henry: That's cool. I didn't know this site did that.
Alex: Yup. No matter how many times you type hunter2, it will show to us as *******
Henry: Awesome.
Henry: Wait, how do you know my password?
Alex: Er, I just copy pasted YOUR ******'s and it appears to YOU as hunter2 cause it's your password.
Henry: Oh, ok.

Audrey, making a cup of tea: Yeah, get into that leaf juice, you sexy, sexy bee sauce.
Jack: Hey, do you take constructive criticism?
Audrey: I absolutely fucking do not.

Joseph: My only talent is being stress.
Grant: Don't you mean stressed?
Joseph: No.

Alex: Sometimes I wonder if I'm hearing voices.
Alex: Then I remember that's the last bit of sanity I have trying to get me to fall asleep at a reasonable time.

Alex: I'm going to be an adult in 4 years and I only have a vague idea of what I'm going to do.
Henry: I'm gonna be an adult in less than a year and I don't know what I'm doing with my life.
Audrey: I'm with you there...
Robert: I'm an adult and I don't know what I'm doing with my life.
Joseph: Three types of people.

Wilson: I'm sick and tired of being called 'mortal' like, you don't know that. Neither do I. I have never died even ONCE. Nothing has been proven yet. Stop making assumptions. It's rude.