The sticky sound of something hot going in and out is the only possible information; the rest needs to be properly appreciated, in some cases, eaten or devoured. Masturbation. Betrayals. Frenzy. Convulsion. Tremors. Hammering. Penetrating. Multiple screams and agreements. All that and a little more. Come see. Smut, lemon and fluff. Naruto/Massive Harem!

Disclaimer: I do not own the masterpieces of Naruto or One Piece as they are both owned by their respective amazing writers, Masashi Kishimoto and Eiichiro Oda, but I will honestly claim my own creations along the way.

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Collection: SMUT

Chapter 1

"Gion, Vice Admiral, the Pink Rabbit!"

"I want to see how long you can jump on that dick, Gion. Start wiggling that fat ass and don't stop until I say so, Pink Rabbit. Are you listening to me? It's a direct order from your superior!"

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Uzumaki Naruto wandered around his gigantic ship with a weary groan, noting for a while that the room was empty, before walking slowly to enter the luxurious cabin that was usually reserved only for the high ranking or those of higher rank; the white background sign with 'Orange Admiral' written across the top is hard to ignore.

The last few days had been stressful for him. By Monday, he had been dueling to the death for four consecutive days against Shanks, one of the Four Emperors and a longtime rival of him, regardless of connections. At the same time he was using a squadron of clones to investigate a human trafficking ring located in the New World, before he was called upon to deal with another, more sensitive matter; this one involving Vegapunk's questionable new creations.

The sensation of Haki saturated in the air, slashes coming from a sword, shockwaves and rumbles barely stopped when he had to go rescue countless whimpering marines from the now destroyed training center much to the Uzumaki's mild amusement. But that didn't stop him from saving everyone with a few glimpses of the Hiraishin technique and a few Kage Bunshin.

After that he stood still, as he listened to the thanks and shook hands with his subordinates, only for him to be attacked by all the SERAPHIM, the new Pacifista, designed with the appearance similar to the former Shichibukai during they childhood, a completed project of Dr. Vegapunk.

Regrettably the creations didn't seem to be in their right minds because they attacked thinking the Admiral was an enemy and they all jumped straight at him without a second thought.

An improper action, a stupid act.

A problem that Naruto solved with precise, quick and efficient, but ridiculously powerful use of his immense Conqueror's Haki; as old Garp always said with an impressed smile, praising his way.

Except for the Boa Hancock clone resting in Naruto's arms with her head resting gently in the crook of his neck, there was another perspective going on that could haunt.

And that was the view of the rest of all the SERAPHIM kneeling in submission before a single man, bodies drenched in sweat, eyes quivering with dread, showing that they were capable of feeling such overwhelming emotions; some among the little ones even groaning in pain from the relentless effects of trying futilely to face the best and greatest Haoshoku Haki user the Marine has seen in thirty years. That's what the rest of the Admirals found, joined by a select group of Vice Admirals when they arrived for damage control that was never necessary in the first place.

After a short dialogue, it was discovered that an update was being performed on the clones, and therefore a team composed of thousands of marines was sent to the place for a small test; which didn't work out too well, as one thing led to another, disagreements arose, and the fight broke out. In the end, the clones still tried to face the one and only Uzumaki Naruto. An insult.

However, it was to be recognized the fortuitous work of Dr. Vegapunk. The fact that one man managed to clone the bloodline factor of such strong people in the world, as if it were nothing, other than attributing the power of Devil Fruits to them and along with that rescuing the powerful bloodline of the Lunarian race. This feat was no small feat. Of course the scientist would never get a clone of him, even if he tried it would be useless, but still.

At the end of it all, Sakazuki who is now the Fleet Admiral, had harshly berated the scientist and the marines, then told Uzumaki to sort things out as he saw fit. He laughed a little about it, said that everything was fine and that everyone could go back to the things they were doing normally. Akainu agreed to this, said a few more words to him, complaining that it was a cursed time for him to be as Fleet Admiral, and ended it at that. Yep, Naruto was certainly thanking himself for refusing to take that chair right now.

On Tuesday afternoon, he was sailing towards the New World to complete the pending work, as the clones discovered where the traffickers' hideout was. And that in addition to human trafficking, they were also carrying large amounts of money and high-value treasures. After saving the victims and protecting them inside the ship, Naruto then rolled up his sleeves, infused his arms with Busoshoku Haki and began slaughtering the traffickers using nothing but armament. The result was several red spots spread across the island and an Admiral leaving in a rage.

On Wednesday he took the fleet of ships under his command to visit some distant islands or capture and arrest a few troublemakers here and there when he found what he called 'Double headache and one more', composed by Sir Crocodile, Buggy and Dracule Mihawk. There wasn't much to say about these three, except that the blue haired clown was now recognized as one of the Four Emperors.

Although normally he was in favor of letting things flow as normal, he really needed to give his crew a rest that day, so that could be good for the pirates. Of course, it wasn't an admirable or expected reason in an Admiral of his level, but everything went downhill when, instead of running away, the three stayed to fight him.

However, the fight was cut short when Admiral Orange received a call from a special person and in the next instant he was ordering the subordinates inside the vessel for the ship to go full steam ahead towards Wano Country, but not before summon clones with the golden cloak to deal with the pirates that were on their trail, because the only problem among them was Mihawk. Fun fact. They were pirates trying to chase Marine, not the other way around.

And now here he was, back in the luxury cabin on a Thursday night and ready to rest for a few days or at least until he was called back into action.

Being such a respected Admiral wasn't an easy task, especially after having spent a long period away, so the work flow waiting for him was intense, although the Uzumaki wasn't complaining, after all it was his job; and his clones didn't complain. Not only that, but he is also the Admiral with the best success rate in a long time, thus the most coveted in all quests that required a more destructive, subjugating and imposing skill set. So his workload was across sectors and missions. No rest.

As he headed towards the bedroom, Naruto immediately blinked his blue eyes changing to red, activating in a second Kenbunshoku Haki when he noticed that the kitchen lights were on. Immediately his field of vision was assaulted to what would happen in the future, then he relaxed when he realized who the person was, a smile crept across the Admiral's lips, and he let go of the future vision.

He was in home now, he could relax. Wouldn't it be cool for him to become like the Akagami who exuded Conqueror's Haki when he felt uncomfortable, using that lame excuse that the Emperor is in enemy territory and therefore didn't feel free to walk around like that, would it? Anyway, thoughts for another day.

Upon entering, he took a good look at the intruder and smiled, Gion. She was sitting calmly in his favorite chair and reading from a parchment dropped on the table. And he could see that she'd already gotten away with a few meals from the pots of ramen strewn about in the far corner. Excellent.

By the time Uzumaki was using an application that prevented targets from predicting the future or trying to sense the immense Haki he has, then he released the extremely advanced technique of concealment through Haki and appeared in front of her, making her jump and try to punch him, which he casually dodged.

"Naruto! I already told you to stop using that technique to get close to me." - the busty vice-admiral kind of shouted. - "One day I will end up being punished with death, because I separated your head from your body... because you chose the wrong time to play a trick on me!"

Naruto rolled his eyes with a smile. - "Of course. Someone other than one of my direct subordinates invades my ship and my cabin, so should I jump in head first to fight a glorious battle against a person I don't even know? Sorry. For all I know, it could be Kaido waiting for me here."

"I doubt Kaido expected to break into the Uzumaki cabin to get to you." - Gion joked and continued. - "Much less wait in your kitchen for you to arrive. And even if he chooses to do both, do you really think that everything wouldn't be on fire right now?"

"Forget it. I would have seen it coming." - He waved at her pointing to blue eyes that turned bright red for a few seconds, before hanging up, making her grimace. - "Why did you find it necessary to pick my lock instead of calling me like a normal person?"

"Break your lock? You gave me spare keys!" - She gave him an incredulous look.

"I'm sure not." - In Admiral's defense, she's been here several times before and never once used the keys. He was always around or they bonded, in more ways than one.

"You gave them to me the first time I came here. After us... you know..." - the beautiful vice-admiral stopped with her face turning red.

"I guess I don't know." - Naruto adopted a look of false innocence. - "Please say what you mean by 'us'"

"We... "

"We?"

"You know, we…"

"What do you mean by us? We tested each other's Haki color? By the way, your Haki is very beautiful."

"We had sex, dammit !" - Gion blurted, biting her lip, her face flushing again.

He had to admit, she looked really good with her face on fire, it made her eyes more pronounced somehow.

"Oh! You mean after we fucked." - Orange Admiral said smiling.

"Yes, Naruto. After we... had sex." - She sighed, clearly embarrassed that she'd used the word.

Too bad, because she would have to get used to that word.

"I see." - He really saw it. Now that he had something to think about besides sleep, he noticed exactly what she was wearing, and long gone was the provocative set of formal clothes she often wore.

The luscious woman was slender and had long, curly black hair, a beauty mark on the right side of her face below red lipstick filled lips, and was wearing a semi-sheer T-shirt and short shorts, showing a black spider tattoo on her left thigh. All this attire was only further accentuating her assets; and it made even more evident how voluptuous the Vice-Admiral's body is. The set perfectly molded the soft contour of her gigantic F-cup breasts, which tried to break free like two angry rabbits, showing the hardening of the nipples.

Looking down at her fabulous body, it was remarkable how well endowed the Vice Admiral had become over the years, for the short shorts accentuated her wide waist and idyllic hips very well; which highlighted a beautiful plump bubble ass that swayed back and forth with the woman's every movement. This was definitely Gion, the famous Pink Rabbit, a woman coveted for the position of Admiral due to her strength.

And it was pretty clear that she didn't come here to have a friendly chat. A wide smile covered the Uzumaki's features as he peered once more into the future with red eyes.

"So are we going to fuck or not?" – the shy, eager smile, but overflowing with lust that he received from the pink rabbit was all that the Orange Admiral needed, before he blinked in an orange flash behind her and pressed the vice-admiral's voluptuous body against the ship's wall, hearing a restrained moan come out of her mouth, when he pressed the volume of his cock against her pussy; Knowing full well where her clit would be, he hammered again and again, watching as her face quivered.

Gion was over the moon when she felt the tall man smack her hard clit, and she began to whimper loudly as he slammed again and again, her hands coming up to grip his tousled golden hair, trying to control herself not to squirt. However, her plans disappeared when she had to throw her head back in a high-pitched scream as the Orange Admiral, tired of waiting any longer, began slamming hard against her clothed pussy; at first he was slow, but then he picked up speed, before Gion felt like a jackhammer was trying to dig a giant hole inside her tight pussy.

She leaned forward, biting her teeth into the Uzumaki's collarbone, and felt him stiffen for a moment, before the thrusts became more animalistic.

Caution thrown to the wind, Uzumaki Naruto, the Orange Admiral, began slamming like a man possessed against the dripping clad cunt of the woman he wanted to fuck more than anything at that moment. Bringing a hand to her neck, he trailed a quick trail of kisses down the senior's neck, before taking her red lips in a long, deep, sensual kiss; probing the inside of her mouth with his scalding tongue, feeling the woman hug his neck in a death grip and moan deliciously against the kiss that was hitting every erogenous zone the mature woman had inside her mouth.

Gion had tears of pleasure streaming down her face as she felt the man hit her swollen, throbbing clit more than once through her shorts and panties. It couldn't be controlled anymore, but she wanted him to cum with her so badly, and so she was trying not to squirt violently. The problem was, she was hanging by a thread… and then it all went downhill when Gion felt him intensify the hammering of that thick covered cock against her weeping pussy and that was it.

"UNNNGGGHHHH! I'M C-CUMMMMMMIIIINNNNNNGGGGGGGGGG!" – she came like a vengeful waterfall and kept coming over and over again, because the Orange Admiral insisted on hitting the area where her clit was, despite the clothes in the way. The nectar erupting out of her sticky cunt wasn't enough to stop a man possessed by lust. Gion screamed tearfully at the wooden ceiling, feeling something inside her cave in as the impacts of Naruto's thick cock seemed to pierce through their clothes and into the warm embrace of her pussy.

She was already drooling unconscious when Naruto pulled her head back once more, only to have her stared at by the man's possessive but loving gaze. No stopping fucking dressed in no time. – "I heard that while I was away, that fool Tokikake asked you out 100 times! I don't want to know what happened… you're mine, do you hear me?" - he added with a roar. Gion could do nothing but nod.

The Vice Admiral felt her right leg being lifted, only to land on top of the Uzumaki's broad right shoulder, showing just how flexible she was. The woman shuddered with a cry as he continued to stroke and in that position reaching the roof of her covered pussy, she found herself having another orgasm.

"I'm the only one who knows how hard you scream when I rub a spot near your ass as I thrust into you. I'm the only one who knows exactly how you move your hips when you're close to spraying the sheets with juices from your pussy. Only I know which spots on you to push to make your eyes roll back. I'm the only one who knows exactly where to stroke your thighs to make you bite your lips. I'm the only one who knows which part of your neck lick to make you squirm." - He pulled away and began nibbling and licking her earlobe.

"Naruto..." - Gion moaned finding the voice hidden in the back of her throat. The relentless pounding was getting to be too much for her. She'd already lost count of how many times she'd had an orgasm, and this new position… ah. – "I'M GONNA CUM AGAIN! YOU WILL KILL ME, NARUTO!"

"This is not something anyone else can do to you! Just me! Now… cum for me!" - Naruto roared and slammed hard, holding the woman's long leg over his right shoulder for ease, hitting Gion's swollen clit one last time. He thrust his hips forward and rocked back and forth, hitting the entire covered cunt of the woman who was already crying with a giant grin on her face as her squirt with a vengeance.

"OH, Y-YES! CUMMMMIIINNNNNNNGGGGGGG!"

So good.

Dressed sex was fucking… amazing.

Good thing no one was home to see them fucking like rabbits all over the ship for hours and hours.

The end.

Awesome author notes: Hi, everyone! Yes, yes... I know!

Many of you must be frustrated and saying: again this guy with yet another story? Doesn't he know he has other stories to update? When is he going to stop this?!

Yes. Again! I needed to get this idea out of the box as soon as possible, before I could focus more intensely on my other work. I was deviating too much!

It's practically impossible to try to make a chapter of a story work, when another comes into your head, and another, and another... fruitful imagination really is a minefield. I do not recommend!

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