It was a dark night in hte forest of bamboo (it is japan after all). all alone in the forest sits one very lonely girl in a chair. why is there a chair in a random forest? who cares.
sitting alone in the forest was moukou, a very edgy girl. she was jsut sitting alone, minding her own business. it was aquiet night for her, which she enjoyed.
The, out of the bushes came a person and moukou was on guard because she didn't expect that and thought that she was all alone in the forest for the night. she was prepared to fight, but didn't take her hands out of her pockets because she was very edgy and a cool character i guess.
but to her surprise it was keine. She wasn't surprised however as they were good friends and keine was pretty much the only person who knew where moukou was anyways.
"hello there, i didnt expect to see you here." moukou said, contradicting my last sentance.
"hi moukou, my friend, i just came to talk with you cus im bored." keine said in a greeting maner
"ok, come talk to me, ill give you a chair to sit on." moukou said, pulling a chair out of knowhere because i said so.
keine sat down and let out a huge sigh.
"anything the mater?" said moukou in a kind and caring manner that only a friend could do.
"Oh no, it's nothing. however all the kids in my class are playing with these fidget spinners instead of listening to my boring history lessons." keine said dissapointingly, moukou was also bored by keines boring history lessons.
"fidget spinners?! What are those?! (haha funny meme refrence)" moukou said surprisedly
"Their like some usless spinning things. here's one i took from one of the kids in my class" keine said, pulling out a fidget spinner with a cool fade skin.
"omgosh, so cool!" moukou said nerdily, which then made her blush cuz she was a tough girl.
"you like?" keine said
"kinda... i guess" said moukou, playing it cool.
"well, if you can steal all the fidget spinners from my students, ill let you keep them ok?" keine said, hoping moukou would take the bait and do the dirty work for her.
Normally moukou is pretty smart and would not fall for those shenanigans, but she secretly loved fidget spinner so much that she agree'd.
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It was the next day in hte human village where keine's school was. cirno, rumia, and all the other kids that went to the school went out of class, playing with the fidget spinners they mysteriously owned somehow. why was cirno and rumia and other non-human characters going to a human school? because i said so, don't be racist.
as the children played with they're fidget spinner, the famed reported, Aya shameimaru came down, as she was writing an article about the fidget spinner craze.
"hello kiddies, can i talk with you?" aya said in a non creepy fashion
"aboot what" rumia said, taking charge of the situation
"can you talk to me about those spinning toys all you kids are playing with?" aya asked because she didn't know what they were
"Dis is a fidget spinner and it's super cool!" rumia said, streching both her arms out for some reason.
cirno started crying "mine won't spin! boo hoo" she said like a little cry baby.
"that's because you froze it stupid" said daiyousei, some irrelevant character that came out of nowhere
"don't call me dumb! I'm very smrt ill have you know!" ciro said with an offended inflection in her vocal chords
"ya you are, churro the dumby" daiyousai said and they began to fight pathetically because they both sucked at life.
speaking of sucking at life, Hatate then flew down and caught aya doing her interview, and was very offening of this situation.
"hey, ur stealing my article! you lousy bum, and you have the gall to say you are better than I? Offrence is taken upon me!" Hatate said, feeling angst deep within her hart.
"It's not stealing if the thing im stealing is garbage in the first place (roasted)! also, why are you here, I thought you were too ugly to go outside (roasted again)." aya said in a smug, assured tone of voice.
"ya, well... your stupid!" hatate said in a fit of desparation.
the whole crowd around them fell silent. A roast that hard was hard to come across even once in a life time. the stunned crowd looked upon aya for the next move.
"ill make you eat those words!" aya said as she attacked hatate and a big brawl ensued.
It was this moment that moukou struck.
Amongst the confusion she quckly darted through the crowd and stole every fidget spinner. she was like a ninja from naruto (sorry for the obscure anime refrence).
before anyone could realize that they had been duped like a bunch of fools, moukou was gone and retreated back into the bamboo forest.
After playing with all the fidget spinners she accumulated, she quickly got bored of them all in like 10 minutes. so, she decided to sell all of the fidget spinners at her yakkitori (i dont know what that is) stand that night.
That same knight, one of the folks from eientei casually stroll over to the stand that moukou was selling stuff at. it was Reisen!
"what do you want you dumb bunny girl" moukou said rudely
"calm down, we're not even enemies you dumb head" reisen said cooly
"oh yeah I forgot. wanna buy a fidget spinner? its only five dollars canadian" moukou said, advertising her new product.
"what's the exchange rate for moon bucks? thats all I have." reien said, pulling out her oversized wallet.
"who cares" said moukou, who then took all of reiens money and gave her the fidget spinner.
"thanks iguess." said reisen
llittle did either of them know that they were both responsible for perpetuationg a dangerous cycle. one that could destroy the word!
TO BE CONTINUED...