it was the moon now that hatate inhabited. her new life had beginned to sprung up like spring flowers, but there were no flowers up here, for it is the moon, flowers dont spring up on the moon dummy.
however hatate didnt mind that fact. for she was no more bully then before because she was the victim on earth.
she had landed in the lunar capital (pretty much the only place you can go tbh) and made her new life to live in the capital.
there was one catch to this. no one, and i mean NOONE could know hatae was from the earth or else she would DIE! (or at least i think so, maybe just bad punish witch is equally bad.
but hatate knew of the dire consequences of being cauth. she was of preparation. shre brought a deguise to cover her earthlieness,
a fake moustache would do the trick. just that, it didny matter that she still looked like a girl, wore a skirt, or had very long and girly hair. no. because the moon people didnt really know that much about eath like appearances so they just didnt question it.
next she was to do was get a house to live in. an apartment would do
she bought the apartment with the money she bought from her home back on earth, the exchange rate was good this season, only 80 cents to the dollar.
when she had bought her home she began to think.
"hmm what kind of work should i do here on the moon. i need to do something original, to kickstart this fresh new life of mine." hatate said deep in thought
"aha! i know just the thing. what the moon needs is a good reporter. you sure are a genius hatae." hatate said to herself like an egomaniac
so out she went to look for good moon stroy to find so she could get readers.
"the moon is so more futurstic then back home so much cool stuff to write about" hatete thought
she went up to a local to ask for opinions
"hey you, random person i dont know. what do you think is cool about the moon that we all live in. like, if you were going to read a newspaper on stuuf, what would you like to see?" hatate said real subtle like
"hmm, i dunno i guess i like the moon far better then that stupid earth place ive heard about. as for a newspaper, i want some real hardline political specualtion and unbiased journalism." said the random character with no backstory
hatate threw out the latter idea for being utter garbage, plus she couldnt do that stuff anyways. but the first part...
"hmmm, ive got it!" hatae said and she flew back home to begin writing.
"its too obvious, if those moon people think theyre so much cooler then earth people, then ill just write about how dumb and wierd earth things are. that way ill get a fresh new perspective on these moon jerks and vent my frustration at the earth jerks! perfec!" hatate said with brilliance
she wrote the article with quick speed, but ran into a problem. her name!
"shoot, if i write my real name, then everyone will know im earth pearson. i need a cool pen name" hatae said, and she began to think long and hard about a new name for her self
eventually she printed the copies under the name "hatate moonsby"
"aha! theyll never know!" she said with much cleverance
and so she began selling her new papaer "The Earth Chronicles: True Tales of Life on Earth!"
soon she found the readers, skeptical but amused at her musings
"wow, this is some good stuff. makes me glad im not an earthling, that sound lame. please write mor mister" said one of the moon people, admired with her work
for once in her life, hatate felt happy and like she had purpose in her life. she new the moon was wright for her and happiness spread inside her cheeks of warmth.
"ok! i will continue and never let any of you down!" hatate said with enthusiasm
as a celebration she treated herself to a sofistcated meal of roast moon pig and a mike's hard lemonade (wHich was very popular on the moon)
...
meanwhile, in the lunar palace, not much further from where hatate was selling her new success, the watatsuki sisters were returning home from theyre short vacation.
waiting for them was an impatient Sagume Kishin, who did not know that they were leaving because they didnt tell her.
"ah, nice trip i assume." sagume said sarcastically, being the blabbermouth that she is, because that is perfectly within her character ill have you know.
"well, it was pretty nice. that is, until some random girl broke in and killed kaguya for like the billionth time." said toyohime, oblivious to the irony
"yeah that kinda put a damper on things." said yorihime, adding to her sisters point.
then the three sat in silence for a while because they did not know what to say. it was pretty awkward. a cough broke the silence.
"sooooo, how are they rabbit doing." yorihime said, trying to break the awkward silence.
"oh, you know them." sagume said, offering little to help
the silence continued, the sisters thought of something interesting and cool to say to impress sagume, because they had a crush on her i guess.
then, it dawned on them, and yorihime reached into her pocket.
"look at this thing. the earthling call it a 'fidget spinner', pretty cool right." yorihime said with a grin. sagume looked unimpressed.
"look, you just spin it like this" toyohime said, demonstrating it off like a 5 year old child. sagume still didnt care
"look, it pretty cool. were mass producing them (and making them cooler because we're from the moon, and moon people are always coller.), and everyone will like them, even you. just you wait and see!" toyohime continued on, justifying her wrong opinion,
"those stupid thing will never catch on." said sagume, and if you know how her ability works (I know my friend does) then you should know that she just sealed the fate of the luner capital... FOREVER!
TO BE CONTINUED...