We Banished Princes Chapter 11

A real god is a real dad

An: Just in case you didn't know I currently have a poll for Jason's pairing so feel free to vote. A quick thank you to BlackxDragonxEmperor for the review and other Shinto gods will be introduced especially in this chapter.

I don't own PJO or HOO that belongs to Rick Riordan

'Thoughts'

'fox spirits'

Previously

"Please Inari, let me see my son let me see both of them and express my regret." She tilted her head slightly before extending her arm. The sea god shrunk down and took her outstretched hand. "Let's go see how they are doing. Do not interfere." She said when Zeus opened his mouth to speak. Taking out a scroll Inari unfurled it before wrapping it around them and vanish in front of shocked Olympians.

~Percy POV~

It was back to training as soon as we finished breakfast, which I made sure to thank Shizuka lest I end up the same way as Shima. The poor bastard didn't even see it coming when his twin brought the frying pan down on his head for forgetting to thank her for the food she so graciously cooked for us. As fast as he went down though, it didn't seem to make me feel any less irritated that this was the same guy who wiped the floor with Jason then me not too long ago. If a good well placed hit with a frying pan by his own sister was all that is needed to take him out , then what did that say about me? So we went back to the training grounds this time with the twins in tow.

"Alright, so what have you guys been working on so far?" Shima asked me.

I shrugged. "Nothing much, just our godly abilities to start with." Shizuka stepped forward. "Then you're in luck, I specialize in such an area." She said as she lit her hands on fire for emphasis.

Enma huffed, 'Show her what u got kit.'

'You got it.' I answered back, uncapping Riptide I threw it into a nearby pond. This gained a confused look from the silver-eyed girl before it changed to understanding. Using my godly power over water I formed three humanoid water clones with an identical copy of Riptide. I then had the water hold my sword before taking a step back.

"Impressive." She remarked. "Are you sure you do not already have this skill mastered?" I nodded sending the clones her way.

"Enma says until I can form these clones to look exactly like their original, and copy others like second nature I haven't mastered anything." Shizuka dodged the clones various sword swings coming at her and sent two fireballs into the clones sides.

This sent steam bellowing into the air. I felt Shizuka rush through the moisture in the air, and swung in her direction. 'Kit' 'I know.' A hand lit with a cackling blue flame stopped just before my face, its heat letting me know just how close to death I was.

"Well met." She said, eyes crossed on my sword which would have stabbed her right between the eyes. I smiled as I commanded the water to lower Riptide back into my grip.

"I would have hoped so," I turning to the left and frowning as i spoke. "If someone else hadn't moved the water. How are you Lady Inari? It's a pleasure to see you. It's been awhile Lord Poseidon."

A surprised jolt went through the twins while I noticed that Jason only narrowed his eyes. I guess Karma had sensed the sea god's presence, as it was unfamiliar to Lady Inari.

My father looked the same as had last seen him. At Least everywhere but the eyes.

~ 3rd person POV~

" It is good to see that Enma and Karma Bonded with you well Perseus, Jason." Inari said. She gestured for Poseidon to step forward. " Percy, it's good to see that you are well."

Percy scowled. " What's with that in your eyes? Are you surprised to see me well? It's not like you didn't expect this to happen after all."

Poseidon clenched his fist. " What my bro- no- that disgrace of a king did had nothing to do with me. We just wanted to unite the Greeks and Romans. I wanted none of this, you were supposed to be saviors. To be known for uniting what was so torn apart for so, so long but then Athena... it had to be her way. If it wasn't for her lovely daughter would have thought that nothing good ever came out of wisdom these days."

Jason step forward. " Explain how was what Olympus did a good idea?"

Poseidon sighed. " the plan was a simple one, we would take you both from the camps banished under false pretenses for now but you would clear your names later and through our observations, via Hephaestus' TV channel, we would send footage to both camps showing how Greeks and Romans could work together. Showing how the best work with each other instead of against each other for a common goal to keep both alive. With actual friendship and camaraderie that was what I was for!"

He put his hand to his head." But then against our backs the plan had apparently changed, you were to be killed, responsible for the attacks on the camps. To unite them with bloodshed of Innocents. Through the horror of murdering their Heroes they would band together towards the true enemy, Gaia." Percy grew sick and Jason paled.

This had really been Athena's plan? Why? Did she want revenge for her daughter? I had thought she understood that I did not mean for Annabeth to die. I turned to Jason. For him though it must have hurt a lot more. His own father who he had only met once before being banished had plotted to kill him. Percy took a shaky breath. 'Calm yourself kit, don't let this discovery riled you up.' Enma said. ' Why does shit like this always seem to stick around me? Can't I just have one adventure and be done with it?' He grit his teeth.

~Jason POV~

'Kit! Jason! Pull it together or you will fall apart all over again!' I felt short of breath.'Easier said than done Karma. Lord Jupiter should have no reason to kill me. I am not a threat to New Rome or Olympus, it just doesn't make any sense.'

Then Shima stepped up growling. "Oi, oi just what kind of parents are you Olympians anyway! Even if you claim to have wanted them to live I'm pretty positive that somewhere out there was a way better idea than what you told us." Poseidon nodded. "You are right, there was admittedly a better plan created by Hera. But we doubted it because-"

I groaned. "Athena."

Shizuka added in. " You chose someone who turned a person into a spider because they beat her in a crafting contest, to be the one who handled the of your son. But she also has a bitter rivalry against you?"

"Chaos dammit you think I would have learned after Theseus." He shook his head in realization.

Lady Inari smiled a scarily mischievous smile. "Then allow us to teach you how to be a real parent. Using none other than our very own Enma and Karma." We were left in confusion. "What?" Came everyone's intelligent reply. Lady Inari huffed. "It's simple Percy and Jason will continue with the training session, and Poseidon will observe how Enma and Karma as fathers care for their sons.

"S-sons!?/F-fathers!?" Kamra and I exclaimed.

"I see... that sounds like brilliant idea!" Poseidon agreed. "How the hell so you old geezer!" Everyone besides the god and goddess replied.

But like with everything else we were sworn to follow lady Inari's orders. So we followed her plan begrudgingly and without consent. Again. "Why is it that every immortal we meet is crazy without a doubt, with over-the-top plans that no one even expected or wanted to happen!" I complained as dodged another strike one of Percy's water copies.

I sent my own wind bladed electric clones out in return. "I don't know. Maybe it's disease that comes with being a god/goddess I guess." Percy replied. I felt my consciousness take a backseat Karma took control of my voice. "Stop complaining and get some results or add an extra hour onto your training right Enma?" Percy's eyes changed to a warm sunset orange as an indifferent look settled on his face. "As long as they can keep it up, Enma."

"WE GET IT ALREADY WE'LL STOP!"

~3rd Person POV~

Nearby Inari and Poseidon sat spectating. Inari applauding the show of skill. "See Poseidon, this is rule number one! End the complaints of work by threatening more work. Dads do this all the time to stop their kids from complaining about menial tasks."

"So this is what you've been up to Inari." A stranger's voice boomed. Standing at the door to dojo was a man dressed like he was going to a festival. His cloths held stormy wave patterns. He also looked upset for some reason.

"Oh, hey Susanoo. Long time no see." Inari said waving. Susanoo's frown deepened. "Don't hey Susanoo me, what is another sea god doing here in Japan. You know that there is enough here already." Inari turned chin up. "Settle down will you he's not staying, and besides," She smirked. "I thought you hated being god of the sea." Susanoo sputtered.

"W-well while that may be true doesn't mean I have to share. It was bad enough I let in the guy's gaki." Enma took offense to the comment. "Lay off my kit Susanoo, I will not let your words slide by undisturbed." Susanoo initially was taken aback by the familiar voice coming from teen's body before recognition flashed in his eyes.

"Is that you Enma? What are you doing inside that boy's body?" He said. "None of your business." Enma snapped back. Meanwhile Inari was talking to the greek lord of the seas.

"You hear that? This is rule number two, a dad always steps up when another adult starts talking shit about their kid. A real dad also doesn't share personal information."

"If you say so Inari, but I always thought it was important to let your children fight there own battles." He said confused. "It is but just not all the time. That only works with the Christians, if you're there, step up and knock the other guy down a few pegs." She answered.

"Oh, So like my brother?" She nodded. "Well okay then." Jason sweatdropped. "Is this really the time for that?" Karma just shrugged. 'Just let it be kit.'

"Hey Inari are you just going to let your pet fox talk to me like that?" growled Susanoo. "Considering the fact that you're the one who entered my temple unannounced and started nagging me about affairs that really have nothing to do with you in the slightest. I think you deserve it." She made a shooing motion with her hand. "Now go bother someone else like Amaterasu, we're busy."

The stormy sea god looked miffed, and was about take a step forward until he saw the two swords crossed at his throat. A wall of fire also sprouts up to block Susanoo from approaching Inari. "Don't start something you shouldn't lord Susanoo." Jason warned, eyes briefly flickering to a burning orange and back again.

"Maybe you could schedule a visit next time? We're kinda busy training, so please stop bothering lady Inari." Percy said.

"We mean no disrespect lord Susanoo, but we do have duties to uphold as lady Inari's servants."

Susanoo scowled. "Unless you want to start trouble in someone else's temple again. You remember what happened last time you did that right? Considering all that happened with you and Amaterasu." Shima brought up casually. The god's face turned red and he took a step back unfurling a scroll. He wrapped it around himself and disappeared.

"Well that went well. Back to training you two you don't get a break just because of minor interruptions." Sweatdrops formed around the room. "Minor huh?"

The rest of the week was spent like this. Poseidon would return home for the night only to reappear with the help of Inari during training. During this time Poseidon also helped Percy with water control, even showing him vapor travel and minor blood bending. As form of apology he even trained Jason, based on what he knew from when he and Zeus used to spar when they were younger. Centuries younger."Are you sure you're allowed to be near me Lord Poseidon? Shouldn't the ancient laws forbid you?" Poseidon froze and looked thoughtful for a moment before shrugging. "Nothing has happened so far so the Fates must approve of this. You know, because of this maybe-"

"I won't start calling you dad again." Percy shot him down immediately. The sea god hung his head. "You're at foster dad level at least." Poseidon perked up a bit. This was progress! He had learned a lot about his son during the time he spent with him. Like about Percy's rare 'Siren's call' ability, how Sally knew about it at first he couldn't recall. Then he remembered the third date he had with her. While most demigods were sired by one night stands Sally had higher standards that not even a god could break.

He was reluctant at first, but of course the woman eventually changed his mind. Poseidon simply found himself unable to leave Sally alone. The third date however was the day she actually discovered who the sea god really was. They had entered a karaoke bar and soon after a very drunk Poseidon took the stage. At first nothing happened but then suddenly everyone within earshot began to act strangely.

Sally like the smart woman she is eventually found out he was causing it and quickly put a stop to it with their first real kiss. For a mortal she reacted to the ability much better than Amphitrite. If only things were different.

~ Poseidon POV ~

"Hello, earth to Lord Poseidon are you there?" I snapped out of my flashback to see one of Inari's servants, Shima I believe. He was staring at me with a questioning look on his face.

"Um, I sorry what were we talking about?" 'Very intelligent response there, no wonder Minerva thinks our head is full of seaweed.'

'Shut it Neptune.'

"Lunch is ready you coming?" Shmia asked. He didn't really seem to like me much. Maybe he thinks there's a chance Percy and Jason would go back with him? It's funny he would think that, however that simply wasn't possible. Percy's loyalty belongs to Inari now.

No matter how much it pained me.

~ Percy's POV ~ (yes again)

We were all gathered around the table for lunch as we took a break from today's training. It looked kind of strange to me, like the cabin tables back at camp but no one was in a specific group. Lady Inari was at the head of the table and Shima at her right side with Shizuka next to her left. Jason sat next her while I sat next to Shima and my d- Lord Poseidon sat at opposite end of the table from Lady Inari.

"Heavens Percy is something wrong? You look lost." Shizuka commented. I simply shrugged my shoulders.

"He is comparing this to a family gathering or at least he's trying to." Enma said briefly taking over in order to do so.

"That makes sense I suppose." Poseidon frowned. "He and his stepfather hated each other and it was made clear in each and every meal. It was hardly what one would call a family gathering." He glared at the table. " Though I can't blame Percy, the man was Despicable in every way, and I was pretty impressed when Percy sent the Medusa head to his mother." Poseidon said, a dark look crossing his face.

Jason scooted away from him. "What's up with you Jason?" I ask.

He shivered. "He makes the same face you do when you see a monster you know and hunt down." Oh yeah that's right, it started when I saw the Minotaur stalking around the zoo. I was bored and the beast reminded me of how I got sucked into all the gods mess to begin with. Needless to say Jason saw more of the greek god in me than the mortal zookeeper. 'There is a reason your name means destruction.' Enma said. 'Only for those who oppose me.' I replied.

"See! He's doing it again!" Jason slightly panicked.

"I will admit that is slightly terrifying." Shima said.

"You just haven't seen it in action yet." I shook my head to clean my thoughts.

"And he is back ladies and gentlemen." Shima announced chuckling. I blushed in embarrassment. Shizuka smacked her twin upside his head. "Don't be a bully." Shima growled. "Look who's talking!"

'So this is a family lunch huh?' I ask Enma. 'Close enough I suppose.' He answered. Two more weeks went like this. I smiled as the conversation bussed around me at the table. Even my dad seemed to be enjoying it, teasing an unfortunate Jason. 'I think I like family lunches.'

CRASH!

"Susanoo what is the meaning of this!"

I got up and ran outside the room to see a drunken Susanoo trashing the temple. Lady Inari was enraged, her nine tails thrashing around her. "I'm tired of your disrespect Inari. You and your band of mutts will bow to me!" He smashed another table. Great another god to put on his ass, oh well it has been a bit too peaceful around here.

"Well are you going to do something, or are you just going to keep smashing furniture like an immature child?" I challenged. Jason glanced my way probably reading my next move. Susanoo turned bet red and storm clouds could be heard gathering outside.

"You a mere demigod dare to challenge me outsider!" He fumed. "Not alone he doesn't." My dad stepped forward. "Lets see what these two weeks have taught us shall we son?" I grinned. "Sure thing… dad." He looked at me in shock before grinning a lopsided grin a d summoning his trident.

KN: Oh my God guys i'm finally done!

*conconfetties off in the background*

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