It had been days since the crater of the moon had devestated the whole of gensokyo. Life was back to normal despite a minor set back and a new human village was built, even cooler than before. It seemed like all, humans and youkai alike, were content.

All except reimu, who was grumpy as usual. her shrine had been destroyed in an unrelated accident involving suika. Speaking of which, suika walked up to reimu.

"please go away, i don't want you here." said reimu

"whaaaat? just because i broke you shrine to pieces doesn't mean you should not let me hang arounf" said suika

"why did you even destroy my shrine anyway?" said reimu, still not looking at suika's dumb face

"I drank too much sake and passed out for 3 weeks. when I woke up there was some cool stuff going up so I came down to see. then I tripped and destroyed your shrine by accident lol." said suika.

"how does that even work. oh well, just go away please." said reimu, annoyed by the oni's prescence

"dang, your not even gonna let me help. that hurts, man." said suika

"LEAVE!" barked reimu. Suika shrugged and walked away casually wihle sipping alcohol from her bottle (don't drink, Acohol is BAD)/

reimu was left all alone to rebuilt the shrine all herself. she did some deep philosophical thinking as she worked away.

She really didn't want another incident to happen anytime soon. Even though it was her duty to stop any incidents to happen, she wasn't really in the mood.

"Can't gansokyo stay relatively calm for like 5 minutes, I mean, geez." said reimu aloud, despite the fact that nobody was there... or was there?

"you know, if gensokyo stayed calm, then why are you even here? wont you get so bored you will die?" asked yukari as she came out of nowhere! form a gap

"What? where have you been." said reimu

"you interupted my sleep a few days ago, so I overslept and when I came awake I saw this disaster. I was going to be angry, but the youkai have seemed to adapt so I decided to put it on the backburner." said yukari, defending her lack of action in such a dire time.

"yeah, well any ways I got to clean up my own personal disaster over here so leave me alone, I don't want to deal with any more stinking incidents." said reimu, trying to ignore yukari and carry out her own work.

"Why no desire to solve incidents you lazy bum." said yukari, offended that reimu was lazy.

"lazy? says the one who slept for 3 days. well, tell you the truth, the last incident didn't end up so well, with the whole fidget spinner girl throwing the moon onto gensokyo and all." said reimu, reflecting on her personal failure.

"fidget spinners? you mean those toys I sent to gensokyo caused all of this?" said yukari confused

"What? you sent them over. I knew you were in volved with this somehow! why did you do it in the first place anyways?" said reimu, confused and annoyed

"I didn't know they were dangerous, when you burst in I thought you were crazy and tried to get you off my back. and I still feel justified for my own opinions." said Yukari

"dang, know that I now you did this, there is only one solution... a danmaku battle!" said reimu, preparing for a fight.

just then, yukari slipped away though her gap because she was tired and didn't feel like it. Leaving reimu dissapointed.

"well, how anticlimactic. I guess I have no more real function in this story anymore." said reimu, who then slunk back away to become a useless background character for the rest of this fic.

Meanwhile in the forest of magic, marisa decided to do some cleaning for her neighbour alice, who was away at the time.

"great, I'll just take some of alice's stuff and put them in my house for safekeeping!" said marisa out loud, which in no way will work to her inconvenience. Alice opened the door to her house.

"Marisaaaaa, why are you stealing my things?!" said alice, who was annoyed at marisa's tendency to steal things from her house.

"oh come on! I was just doing some cleaning for you, I'm sure you don't need these 12 dolls that look like me or piles of terrible fanfiction (similar to the one you're reading right now). Unless you reeeaaallly love them or something." said marisa, who was morally correct

"geez, it's not like I like them or anything, dummy. I just mean you should ask before forcibly stealing all of my things." said alice, like a generic tsundere love interest that many pathetic people have written doujins about.

Marisa left alice's house, returning to her own, but before she could enter her house, reimu appeared.

"hey, I thought you were no longer relevant in this story anymore." said marisa as reimu came closer

"yeah me too. I didn't expect the author to focus on such a pointless perspective such as yours however." said reimu, insulting me.

Ok, well, it's not like I care or anything, I mean I wrote the story so I should've seen it coming, it's just that I put so much effort writing this and seeing it spit on like this is such an insult. I just wanted to create stories everyone could love and cherish. I mean, they're not great, but at least I'm trying, and I mean, I know someday I'll be great. But, when you get comments like that it's just so demoralizing and... oh yeah I should probably continue the story, shouldn't I?

"Say, reimu, why did you come here anyways?" asked marisa.

"I just wanted to check on the crater here, see if everything is going ok. Plus I was getting bored." said reimu

"oh yeah, I forgot the crater was here, it's pretty alright, I guess." said marisa, who didn't seem to care at all.

"and just to think all of this wouldn'tve happened if you hadn't given out those stupid spiners." said reimu bitterly

"oh, well I think it was worth it. We all learned something in the end." said marisa philosophically

"and what did we learn?" asked reimu

"that's not important, what's important is that it happened." said marisa, as she walked back into her house to avoid being pestered by reimu some more.

Reimu was still unsatisfied, but decided to give it a rest for now.

On the youkai mountain, the reporter Aya Shameimaru was writing a new article about the fidget spinner incident. The best part was, 50% of it was actually true, which was a new record for aya.

"Ah, it is perfect, I can't wait to publish this masterpice!" said aya, typically proud with her new article

"I wouldn't be so hasty" said a voice from somewhere

"hatate?" said aya

"no... maybe... how did you know, I was making my voice all low and everything so it would be surprise." said hatate

"masters of surprise don't blatantly stand in front of the window." said aya

"oh yeah, I forgot," said hatate, who the crashed through the window, "anyways, you don't need to publish your article. I already got one for you!"

Hatate then slammed her article on the table proudly. Aya began to read it.

"wow... this sucks." said aya dissapointingly

"it doesn't matter if it sucks. People will buy it on name alone, and thats all that matters, right?" said hatate

aya had thought about what hatate had said. She thought that, despite her shortcomings, hatate had begun to think like a true reporter and that some day, she might be as great as her. Well, not anytime soon, but you get the point. Aya smiled

"oh yeah, one more thing. Can you take all this interesting junk I got on the moon, I don't need it now that I live on earth now." said hatate, dumping her old suitcase on aya's couch.

Well, maybe she's not that smart, but it works for me! Thought aya, and hatae left aya's house.

Suddenly, momiji burst through the door, aya couldn't catch a break.

"hey, was hatate just here?" said momiji frantically

"I'm going to be honest, i forgot you were in this fic, can you leave me alone?" asked aya

"darn..." said momiji as she slumped out of the house.

And so, it seemed that everything had truly settled once again in gensokyo, and peace could reign until the next incident, which should be... next week.

After a long and happy vacation, ZUN had returned and was ready to make a new Tohuou game, as many of his fans had been waiting for a new installment.

He sat down, turned on his computer and began to work, although something was off.

"hey, what happened?" said ZUN, observing the the state that gensokyo was in right now.

He noticed the giant crater in the middle of gensokyo and the many fidget spinners strewn about his office. The mess was unbearable, something had to be done.

"I must fix this, and there is only one way how!" said ZUN as his eyes began to glow and using his laser eyes, warped the time and space of gensokyo, altering it into a state before the incident had begun, and removing all of the fidget spinners from gensokyo.

He them gave the discarded fidget spinners to his son and left his office with a job well done.

Gensokyo was now rid of fidget spinners forever, and the events that I had described for the past 13 chapters had now passed into fantasy, with no one being able to recall the events.

What I'm trying to say is, you REALLY wasted your time if you read this entire fanfiction.

THE END.

~Epilogue~

In the farthest reaches of gensokyo, where no soul goes, lives a creature despised by all. She sits alone, but she doesn't mind, for she is an amanojaku and it is in her nature to be contrary.

However one day she found companionship in a small toy she found on the ground. She picked it up and spun it in her fingers.

"hey, this is pretty cool." she said, and she walked away with it in her hand...