Naruto Reborn Part 5 Crazy Snake's Apprentice (Re-Write)

A/N: Hey everyone been busy with other stories but I'm back, now reviews have been positive so far which is good now this chapter will jump ahead to the Team placements skipping the lame Genin exam because It's been done like zillion times already. There will also be some surprises.

Kurama Talking/Jutsu's

'Naruto Talking to Kurama/Sakura Talking to Inner Self'

'Inner Thoughts'

Inner Sakura

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto just this story

Time Skip A Year

Naruto, as well as his Academy classmates, have just passed the Genin Exams, Naruto was actually panicking after hearing what was going to happen, a written test, Naruto's arch nemesis, luckily he went over everything with Ryoko, and actually got 86%, surprising himself, and Iruka-Sensei. The rest of the test was pretty mundane and boring but with Kage Bunshin No Jutsu he also passed that part and was given his Hitai-ate which he placed on his arms.

It's been a day since then and Naruto and Tenten are sparing whilst the Jōnin meet up for Team Placements people are shocked when Anko turns up, well Hiruzen has an idea of why she's here, ever since that first meeting between Naruto and Anko, they hang around each other a lot sparring and having a laugh.

Hiruzen remembers Naruto's birthday getting taken out to celebrate with the Higurashi's until Anko turned up and as she was already quite drunk she challenged Naruto to a drinking contest, Ryoko said no, but Naruto did it and actually drank her under the table, making Kane laugh his head off, Tenten to giggle uncontrollably and even Ryoko laughed, at a 13-year-old drinking Anko under the table especially after her reputation of a heavy drinker.

It was quite a day for Naruto, it was Naruto's first celebrated birthday and at first knowing what usually happened he stayed in until the Higurashi's dragged him out to celebrate. Hiruzen chuckles then sees Kakashi finally arriving and smiles "Welcome, everyone, it's that time again, Team Placements, this year is special as there is a lot of Clan Heirs in that graduating class."

Anko smiles "Permission to speak, Hokage-Sama."

Hiruzen nods "OK."

Anko grins "I couldn't care less about half the brats, well none of them but one, I want Naruto and that's it, he will become my apprentice and I won't take no for an answer."

Kakashi then speaks "I also want Naruto on my team."

Anko scoffs "You want that Teme Uchiha also, so why have Naruto, you will only neglect him, for the teme."

Hiruzen nods "She has a point, although it's unorthodox does anyone else have any complaints about Anko taking Naruto-Kun." The Jōnin all shake their heads and Hiruzen nods "You have Naruto, Anko good luck."

Anko grins "This will be fun, now I must be going, I'd stick around, but that would be Boring, and a waste of my time, Laters, losers."

Kurenai just smirks and rolls her eyes, she's met this Naruto once or twice and he's pretty advanced for someone his age, Anko did tell her he's crap with Genjutsu though.

Hiruzen smiles "OK let's get started (Team's 1 to six are pointless) Team's 7 is Sasuke Uchiha, Sakura Haruno and Keito Tanaka there Sensei is Kakashi Hatake, Team 8 is Hinata Hyūga, Kiba Inuzuka, and Shino Aburame and Kurenai Yūhi is there Sensei."

Kurenai smiles at that, she gets to train Hinata, who's like a little sister to her

Hiruzen continues "Team 9 is still active, so Team 10 Is Ino Yamanaka, Chōji Akimichi, and Shikamaru Nara, and my Son Asuma will take that team good luck everyone."

Meanwhile, The Academy students are in the classroom all talking well most are Naruto's by himself placing his hand on the desk and spreading his fingers out whilst hitting a Kunai in between each finger some people are watching him but surprisingly after 10 minutes he's not cut his finger once.

Sakura watches him in amazement, Sasuke watched and tried to copy him but unfortunately, after a minute he stabbed his finger to make it worse Naruto has his eyes closed whilst doing it. Sakura stands up and approaches Naruto "How can you do that without even looking."

Naruto smirks "Morning Sakura-Chan." He opens one eye "Looking very beautiful today, and it's all with the reflexes, all hand-eye coordination."

Sakura blushed at his compliment he's changed a lot over the year he doesn't ask her out on a date anymore, which she kind of misses but he says hello, but now she seems confused "But you had your eyes closed."

Naruto smirks "Well Sakura-Chan, it's because I do this a lot, that's why. You know you spend so much time trying to get that emotionless jackasses attention, and when he notices you or speaks to you he calls you weak and annoying with someone as pretty as you, your choices are endless, but you keep going back to emotionless Teme, but, that's just my opinion you're wasting your time for all we know he's probably gay."

Naruto closed his eye half way through so didn't see the blush on Sakura's face a little way off Shikamaru and Chōji agreed. not that Shikamaru cared but Naruto made a good point.

Just then Iruka enters the classroom he watches Naruto and is shocked 'That's impressive how's he not cut himself though but I'd rather not tempt fate.' "Stop doing that Naruto you will hurt yourself." Naruto stops and places it back with the rest of his Kunai, Iruka then continues "Well congratulations again, on becoming Genin, I will now read out the Team Placements."

Before he can start the window smashes and Anko appears Iruka sighs "Anko have you ever heard of the door."

Anko grins "Yea, I have but I like to make an entrance." she looks for Naruto "Naruto let's go, but first go get me some Dango and Sake, and we will get started." Naruto grins and holds up a banner of 2/10. Anko sees it and pouts "A, 2 what the hell, Naruto-Kun."

Naruto grins "Adding a banner, and fireworks, now that would have got you a 10, but what you did the teme could have done better."

Anko grins "With that Emo's personality I doubt it, now scram and get my Dango and Sake."

Naruto grins and Shunshin's away. Iruka and the rest of the class saw the move and are all thinking 'When did he learn that' Iruka then looks at the list "Wait it says you only took Naruto."

Anko grins "Yep."

Iruka raises an eyebrow "How do you know, Naruto."

Anko grins "Oh, I met him earlier this year, he was looking for a Taijutsu style, because the Academy has been so helpful with the Academy one, oh wait they never taught him it, but now he has Six he's a smart kid."

The rest of the class are in shock Sasuke stands up "Why should Naruto get a single Sensei, I'm an Uchiha."

Anko tosses a Kunai cutting his cheek "Shut your pie hole, you arrogant, pathetic, whining, sack of shit, you deserve an ass kicking the world doesn't revolve around you gaki, now shut it before the next Kunai will be a little to the right and in between the eyes."

Sasuke scoffs but inwardly he's thinking 'Crazy bitch' he then sits down with Kiba, Shikamaru and Chōji smirking, Iruka sighs "I'd appreciate if you didn't threaten my students."

Anko scoffs "There not your students anymore."

Iruka sighs changing the subject "So you train, Naruto."

Anko grins "Yea, Train him, do pranks with him, not that he does many anymore, he's a funny guy."

Just then the door opens and other Jōnin enter Asuma grins "Oh hey, Anko, have you told the class what happened on Naruto's birthday yesterday."

Sakura speaks "It was Naruto's birthday, why didn't he say anything."

Anko scoffs "Please, he says some of you are his friends but do any of you hang around with him after the Academy, NO, you don't, so Naruto's friends and I decided to celebrate his birthday for the first time ever."

Asuma grins "You gonna tell them that a 13-year old drank you under the table, man I can't believe that happened to you of all people."

Kiba grins "You got beat in a drinking contest, by a 13-year-old."

Anko glares at him "Shut it, Dog Boy." She grins "Anyways catch you later gaki's." She Shunshin's away.

Iruka sighs "I fear for Naruto's sanity, she's already corrupted him."

Asuma grins "It was her fault she was already drunk when Naruto was with his friend Tenten and her family." He grins "So have you read out the teams yet." Iruka shakes his head and then starts.

Meanwhile, Naruto's got the Dango and Sake and he goes to the meeting point at training ground 44. When Anko turns up Naruto's already eating some she pouts "Hey, they were for me, gaki."

Naruto tosses down a scroll "Dango and Sake inside, so I get my own Sensei that's cool."

Anko starts eating and joins him in the tree and they sit on the branch and start eating she grins "I can't believe you told none of your classmates your birthday was yesterday."

Naruto shrugs "I'm guessing you did."

She nods "Yea, they were shocked that Inuzuka gaki was taking the piss about what happened."

Naruto grins "You mean about me drinking more than you, it was pretty funny."

Anko pouts "Shut up gaki, so we don't need introductions since we kind of did that earlier in the year so now we eat then spar, I guess."

Naruto nods "OK, Anko-Sensei."

She grins "Hell yeah, I'm your sensei, oh yea I have to give you the proper Genin test."

Naruto seems confused "Didn't I already do that."

She chuckles "Nah, that was to see if you could become a genin this test is to see if you remain a Genin and there is a 75% fail rate so maybe 12 people will pass the rest will go back to the academy."

Naruto sighs "Damn, that sux, I can't fail then."

She smirked "Nope, we will have the test tomorrow, oh I saw your girlfriend earlier that pink haired girl right."

Naruto blushes "She's not my girlfriend, besides she likes the Teme."

Anko grins "But you want her to be your girlfriend, and she likes that Emo Teme, man how can anyone like the look of that gaki, I've seen rats that look prettier than him and that's saying something, oh I scared the shit out of him, he demanded a Sensei to train him personally, I hate that clan so up there own asses."

Naruto nods "Welcome to my world, he's been like that for years."

Anko grins "So back to your girlfriend, why don't you ask her out."

Naruto shrugs "Tried that she just shouts at me or hits me so I gave up"

Anko nods "You know you have changed you have improved, things might change."

Naruto sighs "I doubt it."

Anko turns to him "Why do you always get sad when talking about Sakura, that was her name right."

Naruto nods "It's complicated and very painful."

Anko looks at him "How so."

Naruto sighs 'Well Jiji never said to not tell anyone, I don't think Tenten or the Higurashi's should know but Anko I guess I can tell her' He looks up "You remember when we first me I told you that it was Kurama's doing."

Anko nods "Yea, I'm guessing there's more to it." Naruto nods and tells her everything she's shocked and outraged "Damn I got raped before I was murdered that blows, well as for that vision thing I should totally kick Kurama's ass for giving you that vision, still now I know I can better protect you so does anyone else know."

Naruto nods "Just Jiji, and you I can't tell the Higurashi's."

Anko nods "That's understandable, Tenten did die, nobody wants to hear that, now I have an idea you said this Karin was your cousin and she worked for that Snake-Teme what if after you pass the Genin test we go and find this Karin maybe you can get her, she is your cousin with your clan being destroyed your family she might join us."

Naruto sighs "I don't know, seeing her in that vision made me angry."

Anko nods "True, but you could change that past by getting her first before she joins that Snake-Teme or if she's with him then getting her away from the Snake-Teme."

Naruto nods "Worth a shot, I guess."

Anko grins "OK, so tomorrow the test than say some crappy D-Ranks then we go Snake hunting, you said she has red hair that's pretty unique, wait, your mom had red hair maybe it's an Uzumaki thing which means you got the hair from your dad."

Naruto nods "Yea, could be, so do you know who everyone else got."

Anko shrugs "I'm sure I'll find out from Kurenai later, wonder who has that Uchiha-teme."

Naruto shrugs "Hope it isn't Sakura-Chan, I can't let her fall for that Teme."

Anko nods "Then do something about it, compliment her, you said the Teme insults her, so tell her she's pretty, tell her she's smart and beautiful, but don't overdo it show her the real you."

Naruto nods "I guess and I kind of do that already."

Anko grins "If you do she'll be putty in your hands, show her that the teme is nothing special."

Naruto nods "I will, but before that let's spar."

She grins "Your on."