A/N - written for Stargateland's inter-office memo challenge on LiveJournal. FFN doesn't like email coding... pretend the words are symbols
To: all at lantis dot peg
From: rodney dot mckay at lantis dot peg
Subject: PLUMBING
I am not a plumber.
Do not call me about your leaky taps or blocked toilets or the strange stain on the ceiling above your bed. That's what the maintenance channel is for.
On that note, for the one toilet I have unblocked this week (thank you, Colonel) do not overlook the sensor to the side and how it can be depressed after you have finished. Especially those who only so much as have to think to flush. Because we're so short of water on this vast ocean.
Unless you too wish to spend all afternoon in the infirmary with sadistic nurses sewing your fingers back on, I suggest you get rid of whatever you get rid of. Otherwise it'll be you with your hand stuck in the U-bend when there's important work to be done.
I won't be able to eat for a week.
Warm Regards
Dr Rodney McKay PhD PhD
PS: Radek, when you get this, we're running low on coffee again.