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Naruto was a paranoid man. It unfortunately came with the territory of not only being a powerful metahuman, but a superhero as well. Whenever he got with someone, he did so with the knowledge that she could very well be someone sent to kill or collect DNA from him for a clone that would undoubtedly be used to try and kill him. With that in mind, he hardly ever did anyone other than willing superheroines, which in itself was a rare occurrence and he most certainly didn't villainesses.
But as he let Killer Frost guide his hand down into her pants so he could feel her freezing cold, yet very wet vagina while she kissed him, he decided it was time to give the latter a chance.
"Mm, your hands are so hot." Killer Frost moaned happily in between their liplock as she felt Naruto's fingers rub in between her labia and his thumb rub a circle on her swollen clitoris. Almost instinctively, she started to sap as much heat from the digits as she could.
"I think you're just the one who's too cold?" Naruto smirked a little as he let his imagination come into play, allowing the woman to leech as much heat from him as she wanted without doing him any harm.
"Wha-Oh God…" Whatever Killer Frost wanted to say escaped her mind as she bit her lip to muffle a loud moan when the man's warm finger slipped into her. God, she'd forgotten how sensitive warm flesh was. She wrapped her arms around him, pulled him towards her and leaned against the wall as he pressed into her till their chests met and when his finger grazed her g-spot, he heated up his finger and touched it again, making her shut her eyes in pleasure and buck her hips on his hand, stroking herself with his already busy digits.
Naruto's smirk widened and he felt himself harden even more as he listened to the woman's deep moans in between her sharp gasps as he continued to explore her throbbing pussy with his fingers. A small shiver went down his spine when he felt her vaginal fluids escape her hole and travel down his hand, its trail seemingly stealing the heat in his flesh.
He couldn't say he'd ever wanted to fuck someone as badly as he wanted to fuck Killer Frost at the moment.
Killer Frost closed her legs around the man's hand when she felt the familiar welling in her gut, but found herself mildly surprised when they opened again without her knowing. "I'm close, wait-"
"No shame in being a quickshot." Naruto retorted.
"Oh fuck you, you keep touching there…" Killer Frost trailed off as the man interrupted her by stroking the spot even harder, prompting her to have a miniature convulsion.
"Don't worry, I want to see you cum." Naruto said. "You look really good when you're like this, you know. You feel really good too."
She clamped her eyes shut in a mix of pleasure and embarrassment. "R-shit, touch there again. Really?"
"Really." He increased his pace, making sure to double down on her clitoris as he did. Soon enough, the woman's breaths got heavier and she began to squirm with her hands rubbing as many parts of his body as she could touch. His smirk turned to a confident grin when her vagina constricted around his fingers and with a squeal, she squirted on his hand.
In response, he moved his fingers faster, causing her to shake wildly with her prolonged orgasm. As if taken over by something, Killer Frost moved away from him, forcing his fingers out of her pussy.
"I got to give it to you, Naruto. You're good." She was more than pleasantly surprised when he brought them to his mouth and licked them clean
"A little minty. Nice." Naruto said after pulling the last finger out of his mouth with an audible pop.
"...Okay, we're done with foreplay. Let's do this." Killer Frost quickly began to undress him, eventually taking off his boxers and letting his painfully hard prick spring out.
"I'm still a little dry, you know." Naruto said, making his dick bounce to specify where he meant.
"Don't worry, it'll be plenty wet soon." She licked her lips as she rubbed the underside up till she reached the glans. She repeated the motion a few times before her hand gently wrapped around the organ and she began to stroke him.
Naruto shivered a little, much to her amusement. "What, can't handle the cold? We can stop here if you want, it's not much better inside me, you know."
"Coming from the one who wanted to get straight to sex." Naruto grunted when she began to fondle his balls with her second hand as she got on her knees.
"Tss." She sapped the heat from his dick again, but felt it warm back up an instant later. She did it a few times more, getting the same result. Honestly, she knew nothing she did to him couldn't be undone, but the annoyance on his face made it worth it.
She chuckled seductively as she continued to play with his penis. When she saw a bit of precum leave the hole at the tip, she smeared it over his head and looked up at him with a grin. "Ever heard that Lil Wayne song about licking?"
"Wha-shit!" Naruto yelled in shock.
She'd frozen his precum solid!
"You're about to get that experience." Killer Frost snickered and placed his tip in her mouth, running her tongue over the frozen liquid to savor the salty taste. All the while, she maintained eye contact with a shocked Naruto who grit his teeth as he continued to shiver. When she felt a good half of it go, she pushed her head forward, taking the rest of his shaft in till she felt the cold head at the back of her throat.
"You freak." Naruto groaned. "You fucking freak."
She tried not to gag as she allowed her mouth to fill with her cold, sticky saliva and moved her head around, sloshing the fluid around his dick as her tongue licked the underside of his penis and his glans rubbed the back of her mouth. After a few moments, she pulled back, taking his dick out of her mouth and leaving a trail of saliva connecting his piss slit with her lips.
"Considering you could have undone my work in an instant, I'm guessing you're just as bad as me." She winked at him as she stroked his gleaming penis, enjoying the wet sounds made from her hand gliding across the length. "Or just curious and I'm very fine with either."
"I've never frozen anyone's private parts before." Naruto said in between pants.
"Eh, I used to do it all the time. But you spawn BDSM tools." She flicked her tongue over his dick again. She could feel his mild frustration but ignored it. "What's the wildest thing you've done during sex?"
Naruto sighed as the woman continued to tease him with her tongue. "Should we really be talking about the people we've slept with?"
"Nothing wrong with sharing past experiences." She shrugged and gave his dick another lick, this time leaving a thin trail of ice from the bottom to the tip.
Naruto shivered again. "Oh God, that feels good. Alright…I think the worst thing I've done is spawning a taser and shocking her on her back everytime she came because she used to sound a little like Pikachu when I did it."
Killer Frost paused her ministrations. "Wait, what?"
"Yeah, she said never to call her again after that." Naruto admitted.
The woman grinned. Was this guy really a hero? "We're going to have lots of fun, Naruto."
With that, she took him in her mouth again, this time swallowing as much of his length as she could. Before he could react, she placed her hands on his butt and began to suck him off, sealing her lips tight for extra suction.
"Fuck…" Naruto closed his eyes, unable to do much other than play with Killer Frost's blue hair and mutter her praises as he listened to the loud slurps from her sloppy blowjob and luxuriated in the feeling of her cold tongue bath. He looked down and saw her still staring up at him with saliva bubbles around her lips and excess drool falling out of her mouth as she moved back and forth like her life depended on it.
How in the world did someone get this good at blowjobs without getting around much?
She pulled back, letting his dick slide out of her mouth and raised it to lick his scrotum before gently wrapping her lips around a testicle and sucking on it
Naruto groaned loudly and felt his knees go weak. Okay, she'd done enough. "Okay, stop."
If Killer Frost heard him, she didn't react to what he said. Instead, she released his balls and went back to sucking his dick, fingering herself as she did so. Naruto's eyes rolled back as she continued her torturously good pattern of freezing his dick and licking the ice off.
This really had to stop.
Killer Frost jerked in surprise when she found herself laying on a bed with a disoriented Naruto standing at it's foot. "Geez, Naruto, you could have just said to stop."
"I did, you just didn't listen. You can suck a guy's soul out, you know?"
"Thanks. So I'm guessing we're on to the main course now?" She spread her legs and parted her labia for him to see her blueish vagina that leaked her fluids onto the sheets.
Naruto's response came in the form of getting on the bed, but she surprised him by grabbing him and in a show of skill, flipping him over so she'd sit astride him. He stared at her in shock as she ground back and forth on his dick.
"You know," Killer Frost started. "At first I was going to ask you to use your powers to make me enjoy this more than I thought I would, but-mm-there's no need for that anymore."
Naruto smiled. "It goes both ways."
With that, Killer Frost raised herself to line his dick with her entrance and plopped down on him, her pussy swallowing him to the base in one go. The two moaned in unison as they enjoyed the feeling of something they hadn't enjoyed in a long time.
Killer Frost wiggled her shoulders as she felt herself get stretched apart, luxuriating in the throbbing heat that filled her nether regions. "God, has anyone told you you're a little on the larger than average side?"
"Have you considered that you're just too narrow?" Naruto muttered. It sounded very wrong when taken out of context, but cold pussy was the best.
"Fair." She raised her hips and lowered them as forcefully as the first time. She repeated it a few more times, creating a pattern before she felt Naruto start to thrust upwards as she dropped down on him, making his dick poke her cervix a little. She hissed at the feeling and shivered a little, something Naruto noticed.
Naruto's hands snaked behind the bouncing woman and she yelped when he gave her ass a light spank before pulling her forward till their faces were close. Killer Frost stared at him for a few moments before smirking. "I didn't take you for the kissing type."
"It's not to kiss you." Naruto muttered as he brought his hands towards her waist to keep her in place as he began to thrust upwards, his balls slapping against her ass each time he filled her, angling each thrust to graze her g-spot and the other sensitive areas in her as often as he could.
"Ohh…shit, Nar-I-" Killer Frost's breaths came out as sharp gasps as her legs shook and a thin sheen of sweat covered her. She stared at Naruto, whose face was contorted in a mix of pleasure and determination as he rapidly and steadily drove her over the edge.
After a particularly hard thrust, she lifted
herself off him and arched her back, moaning loudly as she massaged her breasts. Naruto bit his lower lip when her walls tightened around his dick for an instant. She wasn't close to cumming yet, that much he knew, but if he kept at it like he was now, she'd be soon.
And so he did. For what felt like hours to the two, only the wet slap of their bodies colliding, the wet squelch of their sexes meeting and Killer Frost's loud gasps and moans filled the blank space they were in as she lost herself in the moment. Naruto himself was no better, having been reduced to mindlessly fucking the woman and listening to her as she occasionally reached down to pepper his face and lips with kisses.
Eventually, it had to end. Naruto looked up at the woman who'd screwed her eyes shut as her breaths got harsher and a thin sheen of sweat covered her. He knew she was close, he was close too. With that in mind, he stopped down, much to her disappointment. But before she could reprimand him, he began to thrust again, this time aiming only for her sensitive areas.
"Oh fuck!" Killer Frost squealed and placed her hands on Naruto's chest as her legs attempted to close around his waist. She trembled violently and bucked her hips wildly on the blond as a torrent of half-solid fem-cum jetted out of her pussy and soaked Naruto's crotch. Naruto's eyes widened as her pussy tightened around him enough for it to hurt and he felt his dick starting to freeze.
Without pausing his thrusts, he undid her work, leaving both his dick and chest as intact as it had been earlier before increasing his pace, leaving the woman a writhing mess as her already sensitive vagina was subjected to a pounding that triggered another miniature orgasm.
"I'm about to cum." He said in between wild thrusts. "Where do you want it?"
"Inside." She screamed. "Do it inside! Fuck, this feels so good!"
"Are you su-"
She cut him off by kissing him deeply and bouncing her hips on him again, this time wiggling her hips in a circular motion as she felt the man start to throb inside her. After a few seconds, she heard him groan and felt his dick throb wildly before getting slightly bigger in her and with one final thrust that saw his tip touching her cervix again, he came, shooting steady ropes of cum into her womb.
She continued to wiggle her hips around him as he came, moaning into his mouth as she felt the comfortable, damp heat of his semen hit the walls of her uterus before settling with the existing pool that leaked out of the hole and coated her vaginal walls.
As they both came down from their respective highs, she separated from their lip lock, leaving a small trail of saliva between them and lifted herself off of Naruto's half-erect penis before rolling to lay on his side.
Soon after she did, she felt their intermingled fluids leak out of her pussy. She idly reached down and dipped her finger in the small pool formed between her legs then brought it to her mouth, tasting it, much to Naruto's surprise.
"Mm, not bad." She sighed happily. "Jesus, Naruto. We have to do this again."
"I couldn't agree more, Frost." Naruto said.
"Louise."
"What?"
"My name's Louise. Louise Lincoln." She smiled a little coyly. "It sounds kind of sappy, but I can't have you calling me my my criminal name whenever we fuck. And if you tell anyone else, I'll freeze your dick so terribly, it'll drop off."
"Louise, Louise." Naruto repeated it out a few times. "I like it. It fits you somehow."
"Because it's my name?" She chuckled.
"No, it just works. If you got to guess Killer Croc's name, would you think it's something like 'John' or 'Albert'?" He asked.
She thought about it for a while. "Yeah, it doesn't sound like something anyone would attach to someone like that."
"See?"
"Yeah, I see." Louise said softly. The two spent the next few moments in comfortable silence before she spoke again. "You want to clean up now? I think the rest are waiting for us."
"Fuck 'em." Naruto grinned. "You want to go another round? I still have enough in me for two or three."
"Are you kidding? After you just shot enough to fill a champagne flute in me?" Louise asked incredulously.
Naruto shrugged. "What can I say, I let out a lot."
"Understatement. Well sorry, but I'm a little tuckered out right now. We should go back." She smiled apologetically before it turned seductive. "But I'm not too tired to clean up the mess on you before we go."
"Oh.." Naruto leaned his head back on the bed as Louise started the process of licking everything on his groin. Ah, this was the life.
…
When the two finally reappeared, Superman and Batgirl went beet red and looked away from them. Naruto frowned. "What? Did you watch something without us?"
"More like we heard something." Catwoman grumbled.
"Wait, you mean-"
"Yep." Nightwing sighed. "We heard everything."
"Oh."
Killer Frost shrugged. "If it's got you bothered, you're better off going to work it off with each other or something. I mean, you've all got pairs already, well except for you, Superman."
"No, it's not that, it's just… did you two really have to do that here?" Superman asked.
"It's not like there's anywhere else." Naruto defended himself. "And what did you think she meant when she said she wanted me to show her what else I could use my skills for?"
"That's enough, we need to get to reading the second chapter now." Batman rubbed his forehead.
"Yeah, whatever." Killer Frost placed an arm around Naruto's shoulder. "Let's go babe."
As they all took their seats, Naruto felt someone tap his shoulder and looked to see Catwoman. "You're not going to try clawing me, are you?"
"No. Listen, sorry for blowing up on you back then. I mean, we've all figured that Nightwing-" She sent a mild glare at said vigilante who rolled his eyes. "-did that, but I wasn't really thinking then a-"
"Nah, it's cool, don't worry about it." Naruto smiled. She nodded thankfully before a teasing smile graced her face.
"With that out of the way, from what I heard, it seems there isn't a large gap between you and your future self." She started. "What do you think about showing me just how small the gap actually is?"
Naruto blinked. Now, he found Catwoman attractive, but even after everything that had happened, it didn't change that she and Batman were together(ish?) whether or not the man was actually cheating on her now. He didn't fancy the thought of stealing someone's girlfriend even if it was justified.
That and he didn't like the way Batman was glaring at him.
Killer Frost raised an eyebrow. "Sounds like you want a gap filled instead."
"Maybe if I was pent up and ready to fuck anyone I couldn't flash freeze, but I'm not." Catwoman gave her a mocking smile.
"Nah, you're not pent up, a few dollars and he'll be all up in your guts." Killer Frost snorted.
"Burn." Nightwing whispered. At Batgirl's disapproving look, he shrugged. "What? I'm not wrong."
Catwoman's smile dropped. Once again, she cursed Batman for leading the police to her.
Before anyone could talk again, the screen came back on.
…Comes back around.
"Oh, it seems you're going to be on the receiving end this time." Superman told Nightwing who frowned.
"How? Other me got fucked up by what happened with Barbara and Batman, I don't think he'd have found someone else that soon."
"Months is a long time, Nightwing." Superman said. "And your other self did say he tried to move on. You can't really say you've moved on from a heartbreak till you've found someone else."
"Actually, you can. If you use getting someone else as a way to prove to yourself that you've moved on, it's most likely that you haven't." Naruto corrected the kryptonian, much to his embarrassment.
Superman sighed. "You get what I mean, don't you?"
"Yeah, I do." Nightwing nodded. "And I don't like it."
"And please, for the love of God, keep in mind that all of this hasn't happened yet." Superman stressed, staring at Killer Frost and Nightwing in particular.
Killer Frost rolled her eyes. "Yeah, we get it. Now let's keep watching, I don't want to get stuck on the intro.
A few days later.
"So we're all in agreement?" Batman asked the crowd in front of him. Those who had been present at the last league meeting were once again sitting down, though some members had to be seated away from one another due to the events of the last one.
Naruto raised an eyebrow, as did Superman and Batman. Agreement about what?
"It would appear so." Superman commented and was about to dismiss everyone when one of the doors opened,
revealing one more person.
The speedster clad in red and yellow coughed into his hand nervously as all eyes turned to him.
Awkwardly, he began maneuvering himself through the gaps between the seats mumbling apologies as he did so.
"Sorry, sorry. Excuse me. Damn that's a nasty black eye. Sorry, sorry." Batman watched the man through narrowed eyes, annoyed with the sudden interruption and tardiness of one of the founding members of the league.
Superman meanwhile shook his head in displeasure, wishing the man could take things seriously and at least be on time to important meetings like this one. Now that the man was here, they would need him to vote. Due to how close the votes actually were, the man would be able to change the result.
"Ah, the vote as to whether or not to give Naruto the boot." Killer Frost nodded to herself.
"We might not want to kick him out, maybe we just want to punish him or suspend him for a while." Superman suggested, although even he doubted that was the case.
"Maybe if he only slept with me, that would be the case." Batgirl shook her head. "But after he exposed you all to one another, I doubt any of you want him around anymore."
"Except Flash, probably." Naruto said. "But yeah, I don't think you'd all hold a meeting to determine whether I should be gone for two months or get stuck with unpaid watchtower duty for a year, you'd have left that for Batman to decide."
"Besides, when you have meetings, it's usually everyone that's around." Nightwing said. "Except for the very important ones where it's only the founding members of the league who show up. And this is obviously not the latter."
"Not to mention, everyone except Naruto seems to have been invited." Catwoman said. "Yeah, you're kicking him out.
Superman had to admit that it all made sense.
"Sorry I'm late everyone." Flash said as he took his seat. "I was at Naruto's place with some of the guys catching the game and lost track of time."
"Since Flash has finally decided to join us we'll need his input." Batman announced. Flash glanced around the room, scanning everyone present.
"Shouldn't we wait for Naruto? He's a member too." He asked.
Superman shook his head, as did a few of the members sitting down. "Unfortunately Flash, this meeting is concerning him. The events over the past few days have led us to a vote regarding his status in the League."
"His status? What do you mean?" Flash asked. Though in the back of his head he had a slight idea as to what this meeting could be about. Martian Manhunter coughed into his hand twice to clear his throat and stood next to the two other league members.
"His behavior in the past has led some to question his motives and drive to be a hero. So now we're having a vote on whether he should be suspended and for how long." He explained.
"Oh, I'm getting suspended. Well that sucks." Naruto muttered.
"You're getting off easy with the suspension, had your affiliation with Lex Luthor gotten out, you'd have been kicked out and sent to prison." Batman told the man stoically.
"Oh, lucky me." Naruto cheered sarcastically. "Like suspension and probably permanent ostracism is much better."
"You knew what would happen when you accepted the job." Batman said.
"We both know it's not about the job, Batman. A guy tells you the truth about yourselves and he becomes the villain who should be punished. How fair." Naruto shrugged.
"Not when you use it as a weapon against us." Batman shot back. "You purposely exposed everyone to sow discord for a villain's plan."
"Maybe I wouldn't have had to if you all didn't try looking down on me from some stupid moral high ground you all stood on as if you're all blameless saints without any skeletons in your closets." Naruto frowned.
"Their 'skeletons' didn't involve throwing the league into disarray, which was probably your plan from the beginning. Nightwing's job just gave you a good opportunity to do just that."
"And that opportunity would have never shown itself if you'd acted like a decent human being and chose not to stick it in your son's girlfriend who you've known since she was a teenager, you fucking creep." Naruto glared at him. "If you live in a glass house, don't throw stones."
"Okay, let's just calm down, okay?" Superman joined in. "There's no use getting worked up over a future that might not even arrive."
Naruto huffed and turned back to face the screen.
Killer Frost whistled. "Wow, you showed him."
Naruto sighed. "Eh, I doubt I got to him, he probably just couldn't think of anything else to say."
"Right." Killer Frost glanced at Batman. "Nothing else to say."
"The large majority here has voted in favor of doing so, the duration of said suspension is more evenly split and your vote could impact it."
Flash frowned at the man's words and leaned back into his seat while crossing his arms.
"I don't know what you guys are talking about regarding his 'status'" He said, using air quotes on the word status. "He helps whenever he's needed, hasn't killed anyone despite wanting to, and even risks his life fighting superpowered metahumans for pay that, in my honest opinion, doesn't match the risks."
"Get yourself a bro like Flash." Naruto put his palms together in prayer.
"No lies there." Killer Frost had to agree. It was almost surreal to see the speedster defending his friend from pretty much everyone else.
"That's Flash. Always choosing to see the good in everyone." Superman shook his head amusedly. The man was the strongest hero there was and more often than not, tended to fade under the radar, but the people who knew him well admired his optimism especially and he was one of those people.
"The good traits don't erase the bad acts." Batman insisted. "You can't have someone who'd work with villains on a team of heroes."
"But you have a literal rapist on a team of heroes but don't do anything." Nightwing shot back.
"I'm sorry, what?" Killer Frost blinked.
"That Bueno Excellente guy? That's his whole schtick. He sneaks up on villains and rapes them. The guy even roofied Green Lantern once for God's sake." Nightwing revealed.
Naruto shuddered. "And he's still a hero?"
"Section eight had no ties with the league whatsoever." Superman sighed.
"The fact that you know about him and he's not in jail yet already tells a lot." Killer Frost shook her head disapprovingly.
"All the members are dead." Batman said. "They got killed about two or three years ago."
"Good riddance." Nightwing muttered.
Some of the league members sitting near him that had voted for the lowest time nodded their heads as some of them had the same feelings regarding the blond.
"Whatever the lowest amount of time available is, that's what I'm voting for." He finished, standing up for his boy.
"You realize the man incited a riot?" Batman asked with a pointed glare.
"You pointed the finger at him and he pointed them back." Flash argued. Those around were once again surprised to see one of their most easy going members barking back at what most considered the most intimidating figure of the league.
"I mean, what's Batman going to do, punch him?" Killer Frost joked.
"You never know." Naruto shrugged. "He's probably got a plan for that."
"You're making a plan for a guy who can travel across the world before you can blink?"
"I don't know, ask him." Naruto rudely pointed at the man who ignored them both.
"Besides, if I recall correctly, someone shot an arrow which kicked off the entire thing." Flash finished. Batman's glare intensified, but he didn't comment on it after he felt Superman put a hand on his shoulder. He turned to the man to see him shake his head.
"The count is now tied at half a year. We'll reconvene in an hour with more members to get their input. Dismissed."
"Six months isn't too bad." Superman tried to lighten the situation.
"Yeah, it's just four thousand, three hundred and eighty hours, nothing much." Barbara mimicked the man mockingly.
"Well, someone knows her math." Catwoman said, genuinely impressed.
Barbara smiled a little but didn't respond.
As the leaguers made their way out, everyone began talking amongst themselves about either the meeting or any other relevant topics to them. None were as vocal however, as one Green Arrow.
"It's about time the kid got punished if you ask me." He began. "Kid has no respect for anyone."
"I've never met this guy, but he already strikes me as a dick." Killer Frost said.
"Yeah, he is a bit abrasive." Superman admitted.
Killer Frost waited for the 'but' to follow, but when she got nothing, she muttered. "Huh, guess even Superman has people he doesn't really like."
"You can't like everyone." Naruto told her.
"Ain't that the truth."
Canary, who was walking alongside him silently with her hands in her jacket pockets couldn't help the scoff from escaping her.
"Oh and you do?" She whispered with a bitter tone. Green Arrow looked over at her with an angry look and responded.
"What's with the tone? You spread your legs for him too, don't think I've forgotten." He shot back in an angry whisper.
The blond woman's jaw clenched hard enough that anyone who saw her would instantly know she was furious.
In an amazing display of self control she managed to whisper back. "It wouldn't have happened if you handn't been fucking that little slut at your place. I did it while drunk but you knew exactly what you were doing. Multiple times."
"Ah, the typical 'he cheated on me so I'm going to cheat too rather than break up with him' couple." Catwoman nodded.
"I don't think she meant to cheat, she did say she was drunk." Naruto defended the woman.
"That'll also mean you took advantage of a drunk woman." Batman pointed out.
"She sounds like she came onto him, Bats." Killer Frost cut the man off. "Quit trying to crucify him and move on."
"I admitted it was a mistake." Arrow replied, though his words didn't seem as strong as before. "You have to let that go."
The only effect those words had on the woman was making her angrier. The way he said it, as if it was no big deal that he'd fucked another woman behind her back.
As if it was on the same level of spilling a drink on someone's carpet. How she didn't let out a scream on the spot was unknown to her but she mentally patted herself on the back for the restraint she showed.
Canary took a calming breath and walked off, not wanting to be around the man any longer. If he really saw cheating as something so trivial it could be shaken off then she'd test that theory. "If it's really that light of an issue then let's see how you like it."
"And that's how you ended up making the canary cry a second time." Killer Frost grinned.
"I don't know, she might be going after someone else now." Naruto said halfheartedly.
"We both know she's not." Nightwing shook his head. "This feels more like a netorare comic with plot than the other way round."
"Netorare?" Superman asked.
Nightwing stared at the man surprisedly before sighing. "Why am I even surprised? Don't worry about it, Superman."
Batgirl couldn't help snicker. She knew Superman was the poster boy for 'good' but this was absurd.
Having made up her mind she made for her room and began planning. Arrow wanted to play? Then she'd play.
It took next to no time for her to decide who would be helping her with this. There was only one person that Arrow seemingly hated more than anyone else in the league.
An amused smile creeped up on her face as the image of her fellow blond popped into her mind. She'd heard through the grapevine that during the time that he'd spent with Barbara they'd been intimate.
Whether it was genuine or not was a topic of debate but one thing stood out. According to her sources, the woman who shouldn't feel anything from the waist down managed to actually feel him.
"Yes sir, he's just that good." Killer Frost grinned widely.
Batgirl sighed a little. Even though she'd gotten over the second hand guilt and sorrow, she didn't feel any less weird about hearing about her other self getting fucked and as much as she hated to admit it, she felt a little envious of both her other and Killer Frost. Nightwing was a good lover, there was no doubt about that, but he didn't seem to be as skilled as either of the Narutos they all knew.
Realizing her thoughts, she placed her face in her palms. Oh God, this was probably how things started too for her other self.
If he was big enough for the woman to get her dead senses back she could only imagine what he could do for her.
Her smile widened even more at the thought. All she had to do was plan accordingly and she'd have the time of her life while pissing the fuck out of Green Arrow. It was a win win.
Shortly after Flash had left, the others had followed. Which actually worked out great for the blond as it was almost time for him to meet up with Barbara. The thought made him pause for a moment.
After she'd called him she'd told him she wanted to meet up with him for something important and truth be told, he was feeling a little awkward about it.
"Emotionally catfishing someone tends to do that to you." Catwoman hummed. "Emotional catfishing. I think I'll be using it a lot more often."
Naruto chuckled. "Not for free, you won't."
"And how do I pay to use it then?" Catwoman asked, her voice already taking on a flirtatious tone.
"With cash." Naruto said simply. "I take bank transfers too."
"... what?"
"Pampamparararara, pararararaaararaaaa." Nightwing mouthed a tone.
"Sigma male grindset." Batgirl grinned. "Get bread, not head."
He didn't expect her to reach out to him after what had happened but she'd requested he meet her today. What would she say? What did she want? All these questions ran through his mind as he made his way over to her place.
It didn't take him long to reach her place and after only three knocks, the doorknob turned. She looked up at him from her wheelchair with a blank expression on her face. A stark contrast to the loving look she used to send his way, not that he could blame her.
Naruto couldn't help the slight twinge of guilt in his gut.
"Naruto." She greeted and rolled aside to let him in.
The blond made his way inside and took a seat on the couch. Barbara disappeared into the kitchen and came back a moment later, sitting in front of him with a drink in hand. The two sat in silence for a moment and Naruto wanted nothing more than to simply stand up and leave.
The sheer awkwardness they were forced to watch made even Superman shuffle uncomfortably in his seat.
"To be fair, what can he say to her?" Catwoman asked.
"An apology would be a good start." Barbara said.
"I'm sorry I dated you with the specific intention of breaking your heart for money?" Naruto scoffed. "That sounds even worse than the actual act."
"Well usually, the culprit and the victim never really meet to talk so there isn't exactly a right approach." Superman mused. "I think it's best if you just try to talk about anything other than what happened with her."
"You say it like I'm there to fix the relationship, she's obviously meaning to hire me." Naruto pointed at the screen.
Superman sighed disappointedly. "Yeah, I figured that too."
"So…." Naruto trailed off.
Barbara placed her drink down on the small and looked at him. "I'll cut to the point. I'd like to hire your services." She said.
The blond blinked. That was not one of the things he'd expected her to say. "Excuse me?"
"You heard me. You said what you did to me was for money. Nightwing paid you $2 million dollars to play me. Now I want to hire you." She explained.
Naruto sighed at this, an action that seemed to annoy the red headed woman before him. "Are you sure?"
"Jeez, you two really are meant for each other. Neither of you want to let things go without getting even first." Naruto sighed.
Killer Frost shrugged. "To be honest, if my ex boyfriend hired someone to fuck me and make me catch him fucking someone else, I'd probably kill both that person and the lady he was with before going on to find and kill said ex."
Naruto blinked. "That sounds an awful lot like a warning."
"Oh it's not." She smiled, but the 'yet' might have as well been said out loud. Naruto nodded slowly.
"Well fortunately, I'm not that vengeful." Naruto smiled beatifically.
"Didn't you disappear the second leg of a guy's shoe for a year because he stepped on yours?" Superman asked.
"In my defense, they were Chuck Taylors and he's still alive, isn't he?"
Barbara blinked. "Am I sure? Yes I'm sure. Will you do it or not?"
Naruto rubbed the back of his neck and Barbara knew he was on the fence about something.
"What's wrong?" She asked.
"Look. From what I understand, to be frank this whole thing is your fault." He said. Barbara's eyes widened at the accusation but didn't get a chance to get a rebuttal as Naruto continued.
"It was your actions that led Nightwing to do what he did. You cheated on him, he got you cheated on. From a neutral standpoint I think your actions were worse due to what happened after. Why not just leave things as they are? You're even. It's only gonna get worse."
"To be honest, I second that opinion." Naruto nodded. "Nobody really wins in stuff like this. You'll just end up dragging more people who don't know shit about the situation in until you both end up regretting it in the end."
Barbara pointed at the screen. "Other me."
"Other you is just you in one year, Barbara." Naruto frowned at her. "Therapy would do a lot more for you than revenge."
Barbara nodded, but didn't say anything.
The woman frowned in anger, both at the accusations and the fact that she knew he was right. Her getting pregnant was an added blow to the betrayal, but the more vindictive side of her wouldn't let things end like this.
"He paid you 2 million. I'll pay you double for your help." She argued back.
That stopped Naruto in his tracks. "$4 million?" She nodded.
"Four million? Barbara, you don't have that kind of money." Nightwing stared at his girlfriend incredulously.
"Either my other self made it big or she's siphoning it from someone else's account." Barbara, who was as shocked as the others, said.
"I hope it's the latter. It'd suck to have to take you in for theft."
Barbara snorted. "You'd have to find me first."
Nightwing cursed at that. Barbara was far better with technology than him and Batman combined and knew all their softwares like the back of her hand. If she wanted to go into cybercrime, they didn't have a chance at catching her.
Barbara smirked. "Yeah, I'm awesome, aren't I?"
"What exactly do you want me to do?" He asked, now interested in what she had to say.
"At least he tried." Killer Frost comforted Naruto who shook his head disappointedly.
"That's not what I'm worried about." Naruto said. "He's wedging himself deeper into this shitshow between them. Regardless of how this turns out, other me's still going to be in the middle of it all."
"Huh, I didn't think of it that way." She admitted.
"But yeah, it's kind of disappointing how he just throws morals into the backseat. I mean, he made ten million in less than a year, he's already pretty much set for life."
"Morals won't feed you." She said
"I know, it's just disappointing.
He'd tried to stop the toxicity between them but it didn't go as planned. Now there was 4 million dollars being dangled in front of his face. Who was he to turn her down without at least hearing her out?
The wheelchair bound woman shook her head in disappointment at how easy it was to get him to throw away the small bit of morality he was showing. "I need you to help me get Nightwing back."
Naruto sighed and couldn't help but roll his eyes at the woman's response. "Ok. What exactly do you have in mind that you're willing to cough up 4 million dollars?"
"We're going to get back at Nightwing."
"How?" He asked with a bad feeling in the pit of his stomach.
"A bad feeling?" Catwoman laughed. "It's not like he didn't already know what she'd ask him to do, what else would she ask for, Nightwing's death?"
Naruto rolled his eyes. "It could have been anytime else. Maybe I was hoping she'd be a bigger person or something."
"Right, right."
"You're going to put your skills to work with Starfire." She revealed.
There was an awkward silence as everyone thought of what they'd heard.
"Uh, who's Starfire?" Barbara spoke first.
Nightwing shrugged. "My girlfriend, I think."
A picture of the alien in question appeared on the screen, surprising them all. Batgirl noted with no small amount of jealousy that she possessed a beauty that rivalled the likes of Wonder Woman.
Naruto whistled. "Damn, Nightwing. You hit the jackpot here."
"Tell me about it." The wide eyed vigilante responded.
"It doesn't explain who she is though." Batgirl said, trying not to let her feelings show.
"She's a Tamaraean, crash landed on Earth a while ago." Superman explained. "She operates with the protégé group that formed in Jump City under Cyborg's leadership.
"The one BeastBoy showed up in?" Nightwing asked.
"BeastBoy's alive?" Catwoman asked surprisedly. "I thought the whole doom patrol died a while back."
"Most did. The few survivors, save for BeastBoy, retired after that." Batman said.
"So nobody's going to talk about how he already got a girlfriend but he was still hung up on his ex?" Killer Frost asked.
Naruto's eyes widened. "Starfire? Nightwing's girlfriend? That one?"
Barbara nodded. "That's right. He'll catch the two of you in the act and I'll make sure he sees."
"Can no one in this city just be loyal?" He asked himself under his breath. "Ok so what's the plan?"
"Starfire's species are vastly different from ours. Their views on love are different. From what she's told me they have a soulmate that they're emotionally connected to, and in this case it's Nightwing. However, that doesn't mean they don't have very strong physical attraction to other people." She explained.
"Oh…" Nightwing trailed off when he realized what Barbara was implying.
"Does that mean she sleeps around? And you know about it?" Superman squinted at the boy who looked as disbelieving as him.
"No, she's just very likely to sleep with other people." Catwoman corrected him.
"If she wasn't an alien, I'd call that the biggest load of bullshit I've ever heard." Killer Frost shook her head. "I might sleep with someone else, but it's okay because you're the only one I love."
"You can keep that." Naruto snickered. Nightwing always seemed to get the short end of the stick relationship-wise.
"You were right about one thing though. It does seem like it's going to be a netorare story." Catwoman told the boy. "Let's just hope the whole book doesn't just involve every girlfriend you ever find getting run through."
After making sure he was paying attention she continued. "If you haven't noticed, she's sent you some very knowing looks in the past. She's physically attracted to you, and the fact that she's still not completely aware of earth's customs will work to your favor."
"On Earth, we play with each other's genitals to say 'good afternoon'." Killer Frost mimicked Naruto's voice, much to his annoyance.
"She's an alien, not a fool." Naruto said. "Besides, I'm pretty sure Nightwing would have taught her as much of Earth as he can, sex and all."
"Especially the sex." Batgirl sent the boy a knowing look.
"You can't blame him. If I were a guy and she were my girlfriend, I'd be all up in that every chance I get." Catwoman smirked. "Shit, I'd give carpet munching a chance if she came onto me right now."
"This lady doth discharge salivary fluids of genuine syllables from her oratory organ." Naruto smiled.
Seeing the cat burglar's puzzled look, Killer Frost smiled mockingly. "In layman's terms, you're spitting facts."
Catwoman gave her the middle finger but didn't respond.
She finished. "It doesn't make you feel like shit that you're planning to not only ruin Nightwing again, but this time you're also going to include an innocent girl in it?" Naruto asked, clearly flabbergasted.
The crippled woman shot him a look of loathing. "Did you think about that when you fucked me for money?"
Naruto opened his mouth to respond but closed it immediately. She had a point.
"No she doesn't." Killer Frost shook her head. "You fucked up, he fucked you. That's the karmic justice you were talking about in the beginning of the last chapter."
Batgirl sent her an ugly look and got a stuck out tongue back.
"That's what I thought."
Naruto's shoulders sagged slightly and he exhaled in defeat. "Go on."
"Nightwing has a job coming up in two months that's gonna keep him away for another month or so. Use these two months to get close to her and when he's out, you strike." She ordered as she pulled out her phone and asked for his bank details.
Naruto ran his hand down his face in exasperation but complied, money was money after all. "So what? I just fuck her and have him find out somehow?"
The wheelchair bound woman shook her head no.
"He'll be walking in on you guys." She said, giving him a pointed look, reminding him of how she'd rolled in on them while he was balls deep in Catwoman.
"Don't hate the player, hate the game." Killer Frost shrugged.
"I don't know, I think she has a good reason to hate the player too." Batgirl retorted.
"It's not his fault your petty boyfriend couldn't move on."
After the first half of the money was deposited in his account the woman pointed at the door, making it clear she wanted him out.
It was kind of strange that this was the same woman that would cling to him to not leave and now here she was brushing him aside like he was broccoli she didn't order.
It was a damn shame. If he hadn't known about her tryst with Batman he really would've liked to continue seeing her, but the way she was now….
"Barbara." He called out from under the door frame. She turned her head slightly to stare at him but didn't reply, she just waited for him to speak so he could leave.
"I told this to Nightwing the night he hired me and I'm gonna tell you too. You're sick. Please see a therapist."
"We both know she won't, neither of them will." Naruto muttered.
"I'm not even going to lie, after everything, I still see you two ending up together again." Killer Frost said.
"I'm sorry, what?" Nightwing asked with a hint of anger in his voice.
"I can't believe I'm saying this, but I see it happening too." Superman admitted.
"Yeah, you two live rent free in each other's heads." Naruto nodded. "Might as well just get back together and hash your shit out. Go for couples therapy while you're at it too."
Having nothing more to say, he made his way out of her place and disappeared from view.
He reappeared back at his own place and mentally began going over everything he knew about Starfire.
She was slightly awkward due to still not getting acclimated with Earth's customs.
Apart from that the only other times he's interacted with her is when he had a job to do with her which usually ended rather quickly.
Barbara's words replayed in his head and looking back, he definitely did remember some suggestive looks from the woman but at the time he figured his mind was messing with him.
"He thought he was in the twilight zone." Killer Frost shook her head.
"He thought those edibles weren't shit." Catwoman joined in.
"He chewed five gum." Nightwing finished.
Naruto rolled his eyes at them. "Oh fuck you three."
"You've already fucked one here and the another in the future, there's just one left." Killer Frost grinned. Naruto and Nightwing shuddered at the implication.
"No, Frost. Just no."
Now though, he could definitely see this attraction that Barbara was talking about. Heading to one of the rooms that doubled as an office, he opened his laptop and added Barbara's name and job to his spreadsheet.
She sat just under Lex Luthor and had $2 million added in his cash account as well as in the accounts receivable account. After doing this, he put the computer away and headed out. He needed to do a bit of scouting.
…
Selena Kyle, better known to the world as Catwoman was anxiously making her way to the meetup spot with Bruce. She was in her regular clothing consisting of some jeans and a short sleeve underneath a loosely fitting jacket. It had been two months since the incident with Naruto at the hotel and it seemed that one night was all it took for the consequences of their actions to manifest.
"The consequences?" Catwoman croaked, her throat suddenly feeling dry. She didn't want to get pregnant, not now and most definitely not for a guy who only used her as a means to an end!
"It's not you, Catwoman." Superman told the woman, having noticed her growing panic. "Not yet."
Killer Frost grinned. "Looks like you put a bun in her oven, Naruto."
Naruto stared at the screen in mute shock. 'Please don't let it be what I think it is.'
Batman glared at the blond. It was bad enough that he'd slept with both Catwoman and Batgirl as well as purposely caused a riot in the watchtower, but he'd also impregnated the latter.
"See, this is why I always wear a condom." Nightwing said.
"I don't need one, God is the homie." Naruto placed his hands together in prayer. "Besides, I already have a good birth control method.
"And what's that?." Nightwing chuckled.
"Fuck her at night when the sperm's asleep." Naruto tapped the side of his head with a finger.
"Where-oh, you motherf-"
She had wanted to seek the blond out but over the past two months, she'd only seen glimpses of him. From what she had managed to figure out, he was hunting someone or something of the sort.
She didn't know exactly how she would say it but after the talk with Bruce, she'd find the blond and let him know the news. Whether he stuck around or not was of no concern to her.
At first she'd been shocked, angry, and even scared but over time she found herself excited. The only thing she had to do now was let Bruce know. They hadn't been together in months so she knew he couldn't be the cause of her situation.
"At least she's not going to try pinning the responsibility on you." Nightwing said.
"Not like she could even if she wanted to, the baby's probably going to come out with yellow hair." Batgirl tilted her head in Naruto's direction.
"What if it doesn't though?" Naruto asked.
"Then the Maury's episode is going to be wild." Killer Frost answered. "And I'm serious about that. Half the world's going to want to know if Bruce Wayne has a kid or not."
Part of her wondered if the aloof man would be upset. He refused to show too much emotion and still kept her at arm's length. Maybe this would show him.
When she arrived at the small table set outside of a small coffee shop she found the man already seated, staring at his phone before glancing around.
"Bruce." She greeted.
"Selena. I haven't heard from you in some time." He replied with a slightly upset tone.
The woman shrugged and sat down across from him. Neither party spoke for a moment, both feeling out the other. Soon it was Selena that ended up breaking the silence.
"I've been busy. A new development has come up that's taken up most of my time." She said, trying to keep the slight nervousness out of her voice. She thought this would be easy but now sitting across from the man that she'd coveted for so long she wasn't so sure.
"New development?" Bruce asked. On the outside he looked calm, but on the inside he was everything but. He had a feeling he knew exactly what this development was and who was behind it. How could he forget?
"Wait a moment, pause…" Killer Frost stopped. Everyone looked at her curiously. "Bruce Wayne somehow managed to know Catwoman and Naruto fucked, but the only way to know would be if he was in the watchtower."
"Oh shit." Nightwing whispered and looked away as did Naruto. Batman stayed silent.
" Or Nightwing leaked it on the internet too." Superman tried to run damage control to no avail.
She shook her head in disbelief as the lines fell in place in her head. "Holy shit, Bruce Wayne is Batman. Bruce Wayne is The Batman.
"Wow, tis' really the season of exposing everybody." Catwoman muttered.
"And I'd advise you for your own sake to keep it to yourself." Batman said. Killer Frost wasn't easily intimidated, but something about the way the man spoke spooked her a bit.
"Sure thing, man. You can count on me." She sent him a thumbs up with a nervous grin.
Selena nodded. "I'm just going to come right out and say it. You and I haven't seen each other in months and in that time I had a fling with someone now I'm pregnant."
"Considering you two aren't even dating, I don't see why he'd be pissed." Naruto shrugged.
"He cares for her, that's why." Superman frowned at him.
"His fuckbuddy got knocked up by another guy. If you're not willing to commit to someone, you don't have the right to complain when she sees someone else." Killer Frost folded her arms.
"Tell him." Naruto nodded.
To her surprise the man didn't show any expression of shock or anger like she'd expected. He narrowed his eyes, shook his head and stood up.
"The tab has been paid for." He said before making his way out. Selena watched him leave and though she was partially sad that what they could have had had gone out the window, another part was relieved.
Now the only thing left to do was tell the father and see what he wanted to do. If he wanted to stick around she'd be open to it, that didn't mean they were together, not by a long shot but she wouldn't deny him the right to see their child. If he chose not to stick around she wouldn't care either, one way or another she'd be happy with her baby.
"I hope you find me though." Naruto told the woman, much to her surprise. "I won't lie and say I'll be around all the time, but I'll try to do as much as I can for both you and the baby."
Catwoman stared at him a few times before smiling. "It's my other self, but thanks all the same. You know, you're not as bad as I thought you'd be. Mo-"
"We should keep reading." Killer Frost cut her off. The last thing she wanted was the cat burglar trying to get mushy with the blond because he checked out a few points in her list of requirements for a man.
Unaware of what was happening in another part of town, Naruto was ready to make his move. Over the past three months he'd been studying Starfire. Her mannerisms, way of being, anything to help him get to where he needed to be. He'd shown up to their house a few times under the guise of needing a place to rest after a job or simply wanting to stop by and visit.
"It's actually impressive how you always start small." Killer Frost complemented the man who smiled proudly.
"Yeah, especially when you know someone in the house wants you." Nightwing scowled, already knowing Naruto's game.
While there he would very subtly keep an eye on Starfire to see how she reacted to him. As expected she would send him lustful looks whenever she thought he and Nightwing weren't looking.
Any time the two were within a few feet of each other Naruto would experiment by walking past her a bit closely, accidentally touching her on the arms or hips as he passed by her and fortunately, she would do it back.
Jokes told by him resulted in her touching his arms or patting his leg but keeping her hand there longer than would be appropriate.
Don't get him wrong, the attention and positive reception he received didn't make him feel like shit any less. Knowing that Nightwing was about to get fucked over by Barbara again made him feel terrible but four million was a lot of money.
The only person he could say he would turn down any amount of money to screw over was Flash. The man had his back when he needed it and always went out of his way to stick up for him in the tower.
"At least we know he still has lines he won't cross." Batgirl said bitterly. Why couldn't he have drawn the line at paraplegics?
"One good turn doesn't deserve a bad one, Batgirl. I'm not about to screw over a guy who's been nothing but good to me since we've met." Naruto said resolutely.
"Apparently, it's not just your other self who likes the man that much." Killer Frost noted.
"You wouldn't really understand unless you've met the man outside of a fight. He's one of the nicest people I know, probably even the nicest." Superman smiled a little. He knew Flash would have disapproved of what Naruto was doing, but he'd have still tried defending the other Naruto's actions.
He snapped out of his thoughts and prepared himself. Nightwing had left just under a month and according to Barbara would be back today. In that month that the Hero had been gone, Naruto hadn't been idle and had gone on regular 'patrols' with the woman.
"I thought he got suspended." Killer Frost asked confusedly.
"It's not like we can force anyone to quit being a hero, suspension usually just means he'll be unauthorized from accessing a means to the watchtower and he won't be able to participate in any league-involved activities."
"That doesn't seem very bad."
"Tell me about it." Naruto sighed. Sometimes, being a league member felt more like being a member of some elite club than actually being among defenders of Earth.
He accompanied her since he technically couldn't do it officially due to his suspension but this was pretty much just hanging out.
Luckily, she'd invited him over today just to relax and to thank him for keeping her company. He was pretty sure she had another reason but it worked out for him either way. It took next to no time at all to reach her place with his powers.
Knocking on the door he was greeted by the sight of the woman in her hero costume, no doubt having gone on one quick look out before taking the rest of the day off.
He had to admit, when it came to costumes hers was definitely one of his favorites. Her purple outfit allowed a nice portion of her legs to show below the skirt and it had a delightful window in the chest area giving him a view of her cleavage.
"Yeah, you're not fucking her, she's fucking you." Killer Frost smirked.
"You're not going to hear me complain." Naruto puckered his lips and looked away.
"Hey, Star," He greeted. The woman smiled and brought him in for a hug, running her hands up and down his back for a moment before letting go.
Their eyes locked for a moment before she turned away and had him follow her to the living room. He took off his jacket and hung it on one of the small coat racks they had set up next to the door.
"Naruto. Thank you for coming." She told him as she sat down on the couch and patted the spot next to her.
Accepting her invitation he sat down and leaned back into the couch, enjoying how he sank into the cushion slightly. He heard the tv turn on at a low volume and felt himself tilt slightly as Starfire scooted closer to him.
He glanced over at her and saw she wasn't staring at the tv but rather, at him.
"Do I have something on my face?" Starfire giggled and shook her head.
"Naruto. How much do you know about my people? More specifically, the Tamaranean race."
Instantly, Barbara's words rang out in his head. "Not much honestly. I've never really done research on other races unless it's for a job."
The woman nodded, seemingly expecting that response. "To keep it brief, our concept of love and affection is much different than the way your people see it. I have the utmost love for Dick and he has my heart and soul, but I will confess. I also have a very strong attraction to you."She revealed.
"Love for dick." Killer Frost snickered. "You hear that, Nightwing? Your girlfriend loves Dick."
"Real mature, Frost." Nightwing rolled his eyes, but he had to admit it was the first thing that came to his mind too.
It took a lot of strength to not chuckle at her admission of loving dick even though he knew she didn't mean it that way.
"It isn't uncommon back home for people to act on the attraction. Unless I am mistaken you seem to have an attraction to me as well do you not?" She asked bluntly.
"Yeah. I just never acted on it because I figured you didn't see me that way." He lied.
"No way she'd believe that." Nightwing commented.
"With how she seems to be, I'm sure she won't care if he's telling the truth or lying." Batgirl replied.
She smiled and placed a hand on his thigh. An action that he reciprocated which elicited a sultry smile from her. No more words were said between the two as Starfire quickly closed the gap between them, pressing her lips onto his. An electric feeling passed through the woman as their tongues met and she quickly brought her hands up to cup the blonds face.
Nightwing sighed. Now he had to watch another girlfriend get spread by the same guy.
Naruto wasn't idle while she showed her affection and quickly pulled the woman onto his lap. Her shapely ass began to grind on him subconsciously, a clear sign that she was enjoying the action and wanted more. Who was he to deny her?
In one swift move he ran his finger up her front and made a small incision on her shirt. The fabric easily split and revealed a beautiful set of breasts to him.
"Those are some very nice breasts." Killer Frost ogled the Tamaraean's chest. "You really, really lucked out with her, Nightwing."
"Yeah. Shame he decided to get back at his ex instead of focusing on the future." Catwoman eyed the superhero unpleasantly.
For once, Naruto actually envied his other self. He idly made a mental note to search out Starfire when he got back. Nobody would get to her before him if he could help it.
Come to think of it, would Frost be okay with a ménage à trois?
Starfire looked down at him with her glowing green eyes and bit her lip, anxious for him to continue making her feel good. He smirked and kissed her neck slowly, making sure to leave a mark before making his way down to her right breast and taking her nipple into his mouth.
The woman's moans were a delightful sound to him and even through his pants he could begin to feel the fluid that began emanating from her. Taking a break from the right tit he moved over to the left all while moving his hand around her back and trailing down until he had a handful of her ass.
Naruto shifted in his seat as a boner started to form, something that Killer Frost noticed. She shifted closer to him and stuck a hand in his pocket to grope his penis with a sultry smile.
"So…you're up for another round after this?" She asked, getting an eager nod in return.
"Ugh, get a room, you two." Batgirl grumbled.
"A quiet one this time." Superman added. He didn't want to have to listen to two people enjoy what he was missing out on back on Earth.
Starfire gripped the back of his head, trying to pull him closer to her and held back a squeal of delight when she felt his teeth lightly pinch her already sensitive nipple. Just as the pleasure was intensifying, it suddenly stopped, causing her to look down at him with some frustration.
"What's the matter?" She asked
Naruto didn't verbally respond, instead he tossed her over his shoulder, eliciting an excited squeak from her and made his way over to her bedroom. Walking inside and closing the door behind them he playfully tossed her on the bed and smirked when he saw her begin to pull her skirt along with her panties down.
Starfire looked at him with an excited and impatient look then proceeded to bring her legs closer to her while spreading them apart.
"Wow." Nightwing stared at the nude alien in wonder. Even though he was the one losing this time, just knowing his other self had been fucking her for the better part of a year already made him envious.
Batgirl huffed slightly at her boyfriend's look, but didn't stop him.
"Naruto, I need you now." She begged. Not needing to hear more he stripped himself naked.
Thankfully, the screen went off again before the blond's nude body could appear.
"Booo!" Killer Frost thumbed down the screen.
"Eh, I'm not an exhibitionist, Frost, I'd rather people don't know what I look like beneath my clothes." Naruto disagreed with her.
"Why? You've got a good body."
"Thanks, but I'd rather not."
Getting on the bed and lining himself up with her extraterrestrial entrance, Naruto let out a small hum of pleasure as he felt her walls tighten up around him the moment he sheathed himself inside her. Likewise Starfire let out a sensual moan as she felt herself get stretched further than she'd ever been before.
Nightwing grunted unhappily.
"Oh, so he's bigger than you." Catwoman rubbed it in further. "No wonder Batgirl felt him inside her."
"Please don't, Catwoman." Superman rubbed his head tiredly. It was bad enough that he'd had to listen to Batgirl's part and see her after sex, he didn't want to have to go through it again.
Batgirl subtly rubbed her legs together. She wasn't gay by any means, but God, the alien's moans were hot!
"You're tighter than I imagined." Naruto complimented as he took hold of her hips.
Starfire smiled as she began to slowly thrust back at him, letting him know she wanted nothing more than for him to get started. Naruto smirked to himself as the light orange skinned beauty matching his thrusts closed her eyes and bit her lip to try and keep her moans down. It didn't do her much good as he was hitting spots so deep she couldn't hold her voice back.
"I have to go." Batgirl rasped as she stood up and walked off into the distance before entering a room that appeared in her front.
Killer Frost bit her lip frustratedly as she listened to the sounds of the two having sex. At the moment, she wanted nothing more than to straddle the blond and fuck him till her groin hurt, but he wanted them to wait till after the chapter was over. She didn't want to have to wait.
She jumped a little when she felt a finger poke her vagina and saw Naruto with his hand in a small box. He smirked teasingly and put a finger to his lip in a shh gesture.
She drew in a sharp breath as two fingers penetrated her and began to pump in and out of her, rubbing the sensitive areas in her with an ease born of prior experience. Naruto kept his eyes on the screen, ignoring the suspicious looks sent their way as he sped up.
Catwoman, who'd already smelt the cryokinetic's arousal, sighed jealously. Batman sure as hell wouldn't do that for her.
"Fuck…" She yelled after one particularly deep thrust. "Naruto...I'm gonna…" She didn't finish her sentence. Instead, she locked her legs around his waist and moved her hips faster.
He saw the glazed look in her eyes as she tried to speed up her orgasm. Part of him wanted to chuckle at her desperation and delay it but he stopped himself. It was clear she'd never experienced sex like this before.
Naruto could feel his own release coming and he wanted to have her seeing stars. He wanted her to see Tamaran. He rolled her over so she was laying on all fours. Grabbing a handful of her hair and pulling slightly in order to get her head up he sped up, pounding away at her like they were on their honeymoon.
Killer Frost's breaths got audibly quicker as her eyes went half shut. She held Naruto's free hand, but he didn't acknowledge her, choosing instead to keep his eyes on the screen as he picked up the pace in her.
At that point, everyone knew what they were doing. Batman shook his head disapprovingly.
"Don't be such a prude, Bats. All things considered, we should be doing that too." Catwoman reprimanded the man.
"We're not exhibitionists, Selina. H-"
She sighed. "Right, Heroes don't do that."
"Don't stop Naruto...please don't stop…I'm so close..." Starfire cried, thrusting back trying to match his pace.
"Wouldn't dream of it." He hammered away at her for five more minutes before it finally happened. Starfire began to convulse slightly, her mouth opening into a silent scream as her orgasm finally hit. While she was on cloud nine, Naruto made sure to keep his pace to add to the pleasure she was feeling. If one were to see the alien woman at that moment they'd see bright green eyes glowing brighter than ever before along with her mouth wide open.
"Fuck," Killer Frost ground out as she finally came, forcing her legs together to hide their trembling while she bathed Naruto's fingers in her discharge. Naruto finally looked at the flustered woman and winked before she felt his fingers vanish and saw him lick his wet fingers.
"We're definitely fucking again after this." She whispered to him. He nodded back at her with a grin.
The screen came on to show everyone the Tamaraean's face twisted in pleasure. Superman buried his face in his palms out of embarrassment. He shouldn't be seeing this!
"Okay, that's hot." Catwoman admitted. "Isn't that hot, Nightwing?"
Nightwing ignored the woman. He'd already accepted that none of it was real, but it didn't stop him from feeling like a cuckold as he was forced to listen to himself get cheated on again.
Unfortunately, or fortunately depending on which of the two you asked, it wasn't done yet.
Like Starfire, his release finally hit as well, just as hers was dying down. Thrusting in as far as he could go he blew his load. The feeling of filling up a beautiful woman like Starfire never failed to leave him with a heightened sense of accomplishment. The fact that she was the first martian he'd blown a load in added to the experience. He stayed buried inside of her for a minute or two, filling her to the brim with his seed.
He could feel Starfire's womanhood pulsing, almost as if trying to milk every last drop from him. He briefly wondered what the chances of getting an alien pregnant were but he'd deal with it when the time came. Naruto never thought he'd be using his power to imagine a baby out of existence but if need be….
"Wait, you can do that too?!" Superman yelled. "How powerful is this thing? Wishing people out of existence?"
Naruto shrugged. "I've never had to do that, I can't tell."
Honestly, he didn't want to think of what his powers could do at the moment, he just wanted the chapter to be over so he could go fuck Killer Frost.
Finally his release came to an end and he pulled himself out of her. Inch by inch he removed himself, having to fight against her walls who were adamant that he stayed buried there. Her pussy was still convulsing slightly once he was out, opening and closing slightly, no doubt still sensitive from her orgasm.
Like she'd done earlier he made his way over until he was on top of her. "Well? How are you feeling?" He asked.
Starfire slowly turned her head to him and brought his head down for a kiss. Their two lips mushed together slowly for a second before parting. "Amazing." She replied tiredly but with a smile on her face.
Naruto smiled and despite just having ejaculated in her, the sight presented to him was too much and had him back to full length in seconds. Starfire's eyes widened at the feeling of her walls being stretched once more and looked back at him.
"Wait I'm not…fuck" She moaned as he slowly began penetrating her again. Her face fell into the mattress and her body was limp. She could do nothing but let the muscular blond she was attracted to have his way with her.
"Nothing quite as energizing as a hot lady ready to fuck you again, huh?" Killer Frost asked.
"Nothing quite like it." Naruto nodded.
She once again squealed in surprise when he picked her up, sat at the edge of the bed then proceeded to impale her while her back was pressed against his chest.
"Wait, I've heard of that position before." Nightwing narrowed his eyes. "That's like the classic netorare position."
"Glad to know you're at least getting cucked in the proper manner." Catwoman mocked him.
"Oh fuck off." He scowled at her.
As he continued fucking her with her exposed body facing the bedroom door he heard his phone go off in his pants pocket. Starfire either didn't hear it or didn't care as she reached around to wrap an arm around his head to encourage him to continue what he was doing.
Using his power he willed the phone in his hand and saw a message from Barbara that read 'showtime'.
Instantly he remembered what the plan was and braced himself. The Tamaranean woman didn't seem to hear but he did. The front door had opened and someone was getting closer.
Everything but his release seemed to stop as Nightwing opened the bedroom door and stared at the scene before him in shock. Starfire had frozen and was no doubt staring back at the man with wide eyes. Seemed maybe she hadn't told him about the whole Tamaranean attraction thing.
At that exact moment, some of his seed began spilling out of her no doubt due to the amount that was already in there being pushed out. Neither of the three people in the room said a word until one of the man's nightsticks made its way into his hand. Starfire disconnected from him and dodged the swing.
"Hahahaha!" Killer Frost laughed. "She fucking bailed on you!"
Naruto grumbled.
'That bitch' Naruto thought as she left him to take the blow. At least that's what would've happened had the stick not disappeared a moment before it reached him.
In a split second he was clothed again, jacket and all and began making his way to the door.
"Don't move." Nightwing ordered. "We're not pretending that didn't happen asshole."
"What did you think was going to happen though, I'd just let you walk out the door?" Nightwing quizzed the man who twirled his index fingers.
"What goes around comes around, comes around, comes around…" Naruto trailed off mid verse.
"Don't know the rest, do you?" Catwoman raised an eyebrow.
"I haven't listened to Justin Timberlake in years, cut me some slack."
Naruto turned back and looked at him with the same look he gave Barbara the night he she caught him fucking Catwoman.
As if on cue, a flushed Barbara came back and sat down. When she saw the screen, she hummed. "Oh, he already caught you two."
"Yep." Catwoman nodded. "You know, I thought you'd have a stronger reaction than that. Maybe happiness or something."
Barbara shrugged. "I can't say I care much, none of this has happened anyways."
"Nightwing, don't take it personally. Ask her about her people's customs. It seems to me this happened because of a lack of communication between the two of you. Maybe some counseling could help." He said as he continued to the door.
Just before leaving the bedroom he paused and turned back once more. "Also, Barbara sends her regards."
"How very mob boss of you." Catwoman remarked.
Those words had Nightwing's eyes widen to a comical degree and the blond was sure he was going to turn completely red with how much blood was flowing to his head.
"By the way, I'm not working for either of you two anymore. The two of you are twisted beyond belief and I don't really want to be in the middle of it anymore." Having said what he needed to, he made his way out of their place ignoring the yelling that had begun to ensue behind him.
Pulling out his phone he sent a text message to Barbara and within minutes a notification appeared on his phone.
$2 million had been deposited into his account from a familiar account.
Nodding to himself for a job well done he made his way back to his place to update his spreadsheet and mark the job done.
"I use excel because I excel at my job." Naruto rapped.
"Basic bars." Nightwing said.
"Please, the only way you'll ever have bars is to wind up in jail." Naruto shot back.
"Oof." Killer Frost puffed as if she'd been hit.
…
"It's no use. We've turned the planet inside out and have come out empty handed. At this rate I'll die." A woman said in an angry tone.
"Hm?" Naruto stared at the screen confusedly. What kind of scene transition was this?
"You think it's a teaser for the next part?" Catwoman asked.
"It most likely is." Batgirl replied.
"Perhaps we're looking in the wrong place, Overgirl." A man next to her said in a thoughtful tone. "If this planet doesn't have what we need, then we'll take one from another. There's another supergirl out there, we invade their planet, find her, and take her heart."
"Wait, what?" Clark blinked.
"Apparently, this Overgirl is Supergirl from another dimension." Batman narrowed his eyes. "And we're looking at another possible invasion.
The image of Overgirl appeared on the screen and everyone stared at it. She looked a little older than the Supergirl they all knew, but aside from that, their looks were the same.
There was just one thing…
"Wait, isn't that the Schutzstaffel on her chest?" Nightwing asked.
Killer Frost stared at it a little before nodding. "Holy shit, it is! Superman, your cousin's other self is a nazi!"
"Nazi Supergirl? I think I've seen it all now." Naruto muttered.
Batgirl still tried to process what she'd heard. The thought of her best friend associating with the disbanded group sounded ludicrous at best.
A brief silence filled the area as the woman contemplated the idea. "We don't have much of a choice. Let's do it. The sooner it gets done the sooner we can get back to ruling." She said.
The man next to her flashed a malevolent smile and nodded in agreement. Unfortunately for them, they didn't realize what they would find on this planet, nor the fate that would befall the woman.
With that, the screen went black, leaving them to ruminate on what they'd watched.
"The fate that would befall her?" Superman pondered.
"I think it's obvious right now that they lose and Naruto fucks her." Killer Frost shrugged.
"Do you really think the whole future's just going to involve Naruto sticking his dick in everyone?" Batgirl scoffed.
"No, but the last two chapters have been about him fucking people for money. What's to say the others won't be the same? Remember the title? Everyone has a price?" Killer Frost waved her hands.
"Anyways, that's none of my concern. Let's go, Naruto. This time, we won't only go once." She grabbed Naruto by the hand and led him away again.
Catwoman huffed. "We should be doing that too, Bats."
Batman sighed.
At first, I wanted to make Tim the leader but I looked back at Chapter 1 and remembered that Batman has yet to find another Robin after Dick. Just take it as Fic-canon, m'kay?
And Nightwing leaving Starfire for Batgirl is not surprising, but it's still weird. Who the hell would leave Starfire bruh? I'd lick a toilet seat just to know what her ass tastes like.
For legal reasons, that was a joke.
Anyways, the ending probably came off a little weak. Sorry about that, I was rushing towards the ending, I'm getting worked to death here smh. Anyways, join AizenTheGoat's server.