Chapter 9: rehabilitation
I'm crying right now, its not that i'm sad its because i'm happy, aside from the thankful support I got from that I got from the guest and Grim Reaper, i'm happy because someone actually critiqued me I know you aren't going to be able to read this but if you do thank you highroller931
[Nashi pov]
Nashi woke up and started to check his chest, it hurt but it was less than it did the previous day, though except the red mark it had yesterday, today it has a darkish purple bruise, aside from the giant ass mark on my chest my muscles seems to ache a better alternative from the shattering feeling I had yesterday, internally checking myself it seems like my ribs aren't fully healed but for some reason they are held by chakra strings that have pierced through them and are now holding them in place, though i'm not proficient in it it seems like my body learned something new as I was dying, well aside from my sluggish motion I easily got to move around in the house, so that means I cook, clean, sleep, bathe, and leave, Going outside I was greeted to a surprise though it did mean I didn't have to look for him
"Good, now come here Naruto were visiting a friend," I said as I weakly got to him.
"Wow, wow, hold up before we do that you good Nashi ? You seem very pale," Naruto asked seeing my current condition.
"I'm good, *cough* *cough* but lets go," I said a little weaker than He or I had expected.
"Ok, just don't push yourself ok," Naruto said while a little worried for me.
And so me and Naruto got to the roof and headed somewhere i'm guessing no one else knew, as we were heading there Naruto seems pensive at his situation, Nashi didn't know what he had done but I was pretty sure he did something to ninja's because what else would make him this paranoid, but I ignored it to focus on not tripping from the pain or muscle spasms.
"Are you ok bro? You seem very, how should I say, sloppy?" Naruto asked after thinking about it.
"Ha, is it just me or did you get slower," I said with a smirk.
"Shut up, just tell me will ya, ya know," Naruto said after a slight burst of anger.
"Ok i'll tell ya, I kind of crushed my ribs with a log," is what I could say after I got cut off by.
"WHAT!?!?!, DON'T TELL ME YOU NEARLY GOT KILLED?" Naruto asked in a panic.
"SHUT UP, I'M NOT SOME RECKLESS BRAT, PLUS I GOT BLIND SIDED," I said at him in a burst of anger, plus i'm somewhat saying the truth, since I got blind sided by obito funnily enough.
"Well look who's slow now," Naruto said mockingly.
"Shut up Naruto, I got fucked after trying to, uhhh, hmmm, extend my time?" I said.
"Well it looks like those broken ribs aren't only the damage, your brain seems to be damaged to," Naruto said while snickering.
"Fuck you, and your shit taste in ramen," I said knowing what it would bring.
"HOW DARE YOU, SACRILEGE I SAY, I ONLY GO FOR THE BEST RAMEN," Naruto screamed angrily as he tried to tackle me.
"Haha, to slow," I said as I jumped and he just passed under my legs.
"Ahhh," was the only thing Naruto could say after smashing face first into the ground of a familiar house.
"We have arrived," I said as I landed next to him.
"Ughhh, where are we exactly?" Naruto asked as he got his face out of the ground and started rubbing the dirt out.
"SHIROU!!!!, you here bud?" I asked aloud.
We stud there for a few seconds until the back door slide open and showed a tired and groggy kiritsugu came out.
"What do you brats want?" He asked as he put his hand below his shirt and scratched his stomach.
"Is shirou home?" I asked.
"Give me a break," he said.
" he isn't here, he told me he was going to do something and will probably be back around night time," he told us and before I could get out another word he slammed the door on us and left us outside.
"What now?" Naruto asked.
"Well we go to our original target, I guess," I said as I jumped to the neighboring roof and Naruto soon followed me.
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-that brat looked damaged, did he get into a fight? If so what kind of fight was it to get his respiratory system damaged, the only thing I could think off would be the uchiha massacre, but to my knowledge the boy is an orphan and has no uchiha blood in him, could easily be training to but the kid isn't that into his training to get that damaged,- kiritsugu drowned in his own thoughts as he received a few mails about the direction they had gone to and suspicion of what they intend to do.
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"So why did w go to shirou's house again?" Naruto asked.
"Why would you ask that?"
"Just curious and all that,"
"Naruto he is our friend, plus it would be rude to not tell him,"
"Well aren't you quite soft,"
"Look who's talking,"
And we just jumped from roof to roof in silence until he and I started laughing.
"Hahaha, this is some edgy shit,"
"Hahaha, ya got that right,"
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"TELL US WHERE SASUKE IS PUNK OR YOU'LL GET IT," I said to the person managing the counter.
"I'm sorry but no one is allowed to visit him currently," the man said with a sweat going down his brow.
"Tsk, lets go bro," Naruto said as he grabbed me from my collar and proceeded to drag me out as I cussed at him and flopped the middle finger at the guy.
"Alright bro plan b," I said as we walked to the right side of the building.
"Why would they not let us visit though?" Naruto asked as he stepped on my cupped hands.
"Probably because they are scared that someone might follow up with the stunt that just happened with the uchiha," I said as I launched him up and he grabbed on a window frame on the second floor.
"By the way what actually happen to the uchiha clan?" Naruto asked as I got next to him.
"Well apparently some nutcase from the uchiha slaughtered the whole clan," I said and Naruto almost lost his grip enough to fall.
"WHAT!?!?" Naruto whisper screamed at me.
"Some nutcase slaughtered th-"
"No, No, I get that but who?" Naruto cut me off.
"Beats me, but apparently he was sloppy enough to leave the kids and big sis izumi," I said as we reached the roof top.
"Is that why were here? For big sis izumi, and Sasuke?" Naruto asked as we opened the door.
"Generally yes, we are here to comfort them," I said as we started walking around the building looking for a door with Sasuke's name on it.
"Are they going to be ok?" Naruto asked.
"Beats me, but knowing him his probably mentally scarred from this," I said as we passed more rooms.
"What about his parents?" He asked as we began to head to the lower floor.
"Seeing as we didn't hear from auntie mikoto theres probably a high chance that there gone to," I said and Naruto looked like his heart just got stabbed.
"B-But who would do this," Naruto said horrified of the fact.
"Don't know but it seems fucked up to me," I said as we again moved down a floor.
"What about you, why are you taking this so well, seeing as you got along with auntie mikoto," Naruto asked worried about me.
"Don't worry about me Naruto, i've been long conditioned to understand that living in a ninja village would lead to close ones or one's self dead earlier than expected," I said as Naruto stopped walking.
"Whats wrong bro?" I said as I noticed his sudden action.
"Did you not care for them?" Naruto asked a little colder than I had expected.
"What are you talking about?" I asked.
"Did you care about them?" He repeated again.
"Of course I did, why do you think were here?" I said.
"Wait aren't we here for Sasuke and izumi?" Naruto asked a little shaken from the whiplash of emotions.
"Yes, but more specifically Sasuke, apparently from what I heard he was found on the floor when the rescue team got there, apparently no one knew who the anbu member that sent the warning signal, but they presume he died after finding some blood and mask shards," I said as I ushered the stunned Naruto to start walking again.
"Wait, how do you know that?" Naruto asked, and it was my turn to stop and look at him with dead fish eyes.
"Seriously? Are you that stupid bro? I mean look at where the fuck we live, I mean literally were in the hot spot of information, snoop around or just listen to some random ninja's talking you can gather a lot," I said as then I spread my hand to stop Naruto from speaking and moving.
"What??" Naruto whispered at me.
"Shhh, look," I said as I pointed at a nurse.
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"He still hasn't eaten anything yet," a woman said.
"Sadly yes, but i'm hoping he is recovering from all of this," a familiar woman's voice said.
"Should we inspect the others now,"
"I heard they have been getting better and better, though there still slightly unwell,"
And then footsteps could be heard and we came out (gay) of the corner, walking over to the side we found what we wanted, the door Sasuke was behind.
"So, this bitch isn't eating huh?"
"I got it bro,"
"I got the apple,"
"I have the rope,"
"Alright, lets feed this bitch,"
And so me and Naruto kicked down the door and the only person inside was shocked.
"GET HIS ASS NARUTO!!!" I screamed out and Naruto ran at Sasuke.
"W-what are you," was the only things Sasuke could say because when Naruto got to him he opened his mouth and Nashi walked towards him.
"EAT SOME FOOD YOU BITCH!!!" I said as I shoved the apple in his mouth.
"CHEW YOU LITTLE SHIT," Naruto said as he pushed down Sasuke's head down and making him bite down.
And a scuffle occurred, me trying to forcibly feed Sasuke, Sasuke trying to kick the shit out of me and scrap with Naruto, Naruto tried to hold Sasuke down while Nashi feeds him, and so blankets were used, pillows were thrown, feet were swung, fists were thrown, fingers were bitten, heads were butted.
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"Feeling good now?" I asked as my hair was disheveled, my face had a scratch, and my hands had some bite marks.
"Hmm," was Sasuke's response, as he to was to was disheveled and scratched, his hospital gown had some rips his cheeks has some grab marks basically from forcibly making him chew.
"I'm ok," Naruto said as he has a bruised cheek, some cut up clothing, his hands has bite marks, and also disheveled.
sigh* "come on Sasuke, talk to us," he stayed silent.
"Silent treatment huh, ok then, will be leaving in a bit after this ok," I said as he stayed silent.
"I heard what happened, your people, your family slaughtered, I don't know who it is or why they did it, it may hurt and it may be lonely, but please remember were still here," his eyes had a glint of guilt.
"I know where not blood family, I know I cant understand your feeling's but please remember they were like a family for us to, me and Naruto are orphans, even if we aren't bonded by blood they were the closest thing to family we had, you, Sasuke are the brother we have, and seeing as you are now like us," and those words made him angry and when he looked at Nashi, Nashi was crying, this got him out of his shock, Nashi was a person he knew would never cry, even after suffering so much pain he knew Nashi didn't cry, so seeing him actually shed some tears made him understand that those weren't empty words.
"I know it sounds shitty, but your our family now, and just remember we have your back, and the only thing we ask for is that you have ours, so please, when ever your ready and your looking for someone to talk to, come to us, we have rooms and the accommodations to help," I said
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"Do you really think he likes sardines," Naruto whispered to me loud enough that Sasuke could hear, and that question cut through the seriousness, and both me and Sasuke just looked at a Naruto that was in the verge of tears.
When I saw this I only snorted and played along. "I don't know bro, but he probably will like the tomato covered ones," I said in the same loud enough whisper.
"Eww, those were grouse," he said and Sasuke just nodded.
"You talking about the tomato paste or the sardines?" Sasuke raised an eyebrow from my question.
And so we bantered on, Sasuke got some quick laughs, Naruto insulted tomato's and Sasuke insulted ramen, and a while fiasco of shouts and fighting occurred again, and soon me and Naruto needed to go out, we went out the window with promises of returning once a week if he was to weak to get out by the end of the week, and as we were on our way home, Naruto suddenly tripped and when I came to check on him he was crying, I stayed by his side and patted his back until he got better.
[next week]
Hello Nashi here updating, in the full week Sasuke started to get better, Naruto me and shirou just trained also by this time we found out that shirou is a fucking asshole, since Sasuke was no longer with us for the time we added shirou to the roster, me and Naruto fought first and as usual Naruto used the giant wooden sword like a giant club and practically battered the shit out of me, while at the same time I counter when he over extends and just whaled at him with the enormous amount of wooden blade around us, so to put it simply Naruto was fucked.
And then the time came, me vs shirou, shirou was good, form sharp, technique on point, blade trained, and focus on point, until I parried a strike he placed to much pressure on and his hand was deflected up, and that's when it fucking happened, he pulled a me and grabbed one of the blades and swung it at my right side seeing as both my hands were holding the sword prepared to give him a diagonal slice, but before I could slam it down on him shirou slammed the sword on my blind spot aka my kidney and it made me drop down and hold my side along with some rolling and trying to breath, and not to mention Naruto's laughter since I usually am the one to do that and not the other way around, so yeah he is an asshole pulling a me move.
Aside from that Sasuke has started eating and interacting with big sis izumi and he said he was starting on physical therapy since his legs didn't work from sitting still for the whole time, we of course laughed at him from a safe and walking distance while me and Naruto just performed the good morning dance just to taunt him, and that made him angry enough to throw his pillow, the blanket in a ball, the flower vase, and anything he could get his hands on at us, while all of us laughed like idiots.
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"Shirou, got to say dual wielding seems to be far more suited for you,"
"Are you still on about that time?"
"Hey, first of all, fuck you, second of all fuck you, third of all you did it perfectly, like seriously never thought of anyone pulling a fast one on me, but if it did happen I was pretty sure I could just shrug it off but you managed to do it pretty strong to,"
sigh* "Nashi you need to keep in mind I am trained to use one sword,"
"Fine, fine, anyways heard you were also trained in archery" I said with a grin.
"Bwah? How did you know?" He asked.
"Seriously? Your asking me that?" I said with a deadpan face. "Your quote on quote guardian can be bribed with snacks, your dad is freely telling me how you learned to cook, and—,"
"OK, OK I GET IT, just stop, but let me ask why do you ask?"
"Found it interesting, also no ninja is trained in marksman ship, unlike kunais and shurikens there meant to stagger and impact, bows and arrows are made to kill, most ninja's tent to forget how silent a bow and arrow is compared to kunai's and shuriken's plus the piercing power is better, even without chakra, plus with enough training you could fire off more than 10 arrows in one second,"
"Well, you really think I can do that?"
"With blood, sweat, and tears anything is possible, you just need time and patients,"
"You sound like an old man you know,"
-if only you know, cause I'm literally 48 now-
"Age comes with wisdom my child," I said in an old voice.
"Yeah yeah, your wise grandpa," shirou said as he wiped off his sweat.
"Welp, i'm going to go now,"
"Hmm? Where you going?"
"Don't know, but probably going to train myself," I said as I walked towards one of the wall of the house.
"Come on, just use the front gate," shirou complained, and I just looked back, grinned, and vanished, shirou looked up and saw the last specks of my purple hair.
"*sigh* He'll take the front door one day," shirou said as he entered his house.
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-Da da da da da da, batman,- I thought to myself as I jumped from roof to roof.
-as batman I strike,- I thought as I jumped down and grabbed a mask along with leaving some coins in a flash.
-as batman I move,- As I jump over a chimney
-as batman I consume,- and an apple was taken and left was some coins.
-as batman I am vengeance,- And made some trip wired around.
-man I am bored, like seriously without constant threats I got nothing to focus on, like seriously after 6? Or 4? Years of fucking seriously training to either survive or help really gets a fire lit under my ass, and after getting my chest caved in and surviving I am now less active in training, I mean the next literal threat is zabuza and that's about 8 years from now-
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-like seriously I got about a couple of years till the full scale battle starts, plus I could seriously fuck up the akatsuki's plans by just informing the people ahead of time, but that didn't actually help in the original show, I could also could add the fact that they were the ones to kill the fourth mizukage the perfect jinchuriki and considered to be the strongest mizukage, that could give them a stronger initiative, but aside from starting the meeting earlier I don't think it'd help much,-
"Well that's enough thinking of the future, and think of the future," I said as I slap my face with both my hands.
"Hmmm, what should I train with now? Strings are good now since I can grab things with them now," to punctuate it I used my strings to pick up a fist size rock.
"Water walking? Nah I can do it easily, tree walking? Nah I can hold on strong enough to rip a branch off if pulled strong enough,"
"Hmmm if I remember correctly I need to know my chakra element, it would take to long to try and get one, could ask the third for it but i'm to lazy," and then it hit me like a speeding bullet train.
"Oh yeah, from what I remember tsunade's super human strength comes from pure chakra control, and from the explanation I heard its simply a release of chakra with in the moment of impact, , , yeah that's gonna take some time, I don't have the control so that means I need some time, well we can work on that for the moment," and then my training began.
"TIME TO DIE," and this scream is punctuated with a punch that cracked the log.
"FUCK, ha, ha, how hard is it to fucking recreate a dam punch, ugh, not to mention the fucking recoil, it feels like a shockwave traveled through it,"
"Shhhh, should I kick it? Nah that would break them, or would it, if I remember human legs are roughly 3 or 4 times stronger than the human arms so in theory it should survive, nah I like to walk,"
"Hmmm, I wonder, lets see," I talked to myself as I used chakra strings on my numb arm and forcibly moved it around.
"Hmmm interesting," I then took out my notebook and rote.
[fuck me it hurts]
Hello me, if you forget you can use chakra strings on yourself to puppet it, downside focus, upside you can use it to practically move your arm when its broken or dislocated or something that immobilizes it, lets call it [marionette] if you get it you get it, also if it comes to it find a way to cancel out your nerve or make a poison that numbs you out without killing you, pass Nashi out.
[ps, watch out for shirou, he copied our move]
"And done, wait wait wait, one more thing,"
Get better chakra control so we can pull off shit like tsunade's super punch thing, or just get the timing right.
Asshole.
No you.
"And done," and I closed the book.
"Alright, time to train my ass to kingdom come, cue the music," and I just start mumbling eye of the tiger.
And my daily routine come, step one, tie or hold a wooden log behind you and support it with your hands, second walk to the water, if you can walk around with no problem good, if your feet touch the bottom of the shallow river add weight, if you can move around freely start jumping and doing flips along with kicks cause hands are occupied, continually do this for 30 minutes.
Step 2, upon finishing the water walking exercise you take the weight you accumulated and walk towards the trees and do squats while upside down, if you fall add weight, if you can do 30 squats then you can proceed to the next one, Russian squat dance and due to the weight and gravity its fucking hard, if you unsquat before 30 kicks add weight, and continue this for 30 minutes, and after every finish 3 minute rest
Step 3, grab a page from a certain training montage, find a bolder 3 times your size, upon acquiring this rock find a uphill area, upon finding it you must push it up, this exercises your upper body and lower body, you must straighten your arms and lock it after that you push with your legs and wish that the rock doesn't roll back and squash you like a bug.
Step 4, strike the log with an iron pipe reinforced with chakra, do this until you feel like dying, when you reach the willing to die stage walk to the bolder and slam the pipe to it until you regain enough energy, (good luck) upon gaining enough energy return to the log and slam, rinse and repeat for one hour.
Step 5, feel like dying yet? If so good get a litter of water and some salty crackers, rest and try some random shit with chakra.
"Hmmmm, how does one acquire lightning?, hmmmmmm, well why not review," I silently talked to myself like an insane person.
-from the show they showed us that it could grind away at shit that isn't or doesn't have lightning element with it seen with the ass whopping Sasuke had with killer bee, but lets back track a bit to the grinding part, and looking through the footage and my own head cannon it would be something like a chainsaw, so does that mean I would need to move my chakra in a motion of sharp spoons moving clockwise, does this mean i'm going to become the next chainsaw man? Nah, welp lets put theory to practice,- I thought and I stood up and patted my pants.
"Alright, step one, coat my knife hand," I slowly but surely coated my hand with yang chakra.
"Step two, move it with yin chakra," and I start moving it clockwise, it was slow at first just chakra naturally flowing.
"Faster," and it started to pick up speed, slightly slower than a snail but progress.
"Lets see if this helps," and I activated my blood line, it hardened my chakra containing it and making it feel like moving mud rather than moving a bowlder.
"Well that didn't help, but it did harden my chakra, if I can just move it," I started pushing it, but as I did it felt like i'm pushing heavy steel through rough concrete, and it felt like peeling my skin off.
"Ok, bad plan, but this actually brings a point, how did this bitch absorb the make out cession his foot had with my chest, cause I was for sure it had passed through my body," and I stood there looking at my fist turning my bloodline on and off while opening and closing my hand.
-(Sigh) why didn't got give me a dam manual on how to use this, cause i'm walking on dam glass with iron boots here, I ain't learning shit, you know it probably would have been better if I had something that was obvious yet dangerous cause I can swim around it, but with this i'm walking on nothing, with pure chakra control I was hoping to pull off shit like energy waves the moment I unlocked it, could have become Goku in an instant, but nooo my stupid fish brain had to ask for something vague and not ask for a clan or manual, cause seriously i'm drawing blanks on how I fuck with this, even my experiments lead to little gains, aside from the minor boost of my physical power and the massive stealth boost, I just need something like the invisibility hayate used then I would be invisible to the world, a master sensor would probably notice me or something like that, but over all my bloodline is useless even with the new power I think I have i'm nothing more than a glorified punching bag at that point, and that's Naruto's job not mine- I continued to think as I patted myself off of dust and dried myself with a towel before I put on a shirt and walked home.
-comparing mine to i'm just a glorified punching bag, in the matter of fact the Akimichi is fucking better than me because unlike them they can actually punish them, seriously if Naruto didn't have insane amounts of chakra that augmented his strength and his multiple power ups choji would have been the biggest hitter in there generations, I mean seriously the man punched a crater when he went all out, granted he did use drugs but still, plus he gets stronger and add his giant form to it he could probably punch with the same power that killed the dinosaurs, but if the show didn't have Naruto choji would have worked finely to, just imagine choji already has the strong body for sage mode, brother just needs to mix it perfectly and clones to gather for him, then imagine a sage mode powered butterfly formed punch choji, obito better prepare himself cause he would have meet rin faster than expected,- and through out my ranting I had unknowingly arrived home, with a quick shrug and sneaking into my house I then rested for the first time without having something I must do in the next day, so glad to say Nashi rested like a dam rock.
Chapter end.
Omake.
"HAHAHAHA, RUN YOU BITCH" I said as I ran towards a giant grotesque mass of flesh with blue lines of energy flowing rapidly in a clockwise motion on my hands.
"WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU, YOUR NOT CHAINSAW MAN," the creature asked as he could still see the purple haired man, and he threw what ever he could get his hands on on the man.
"ME? I'M YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE!!!!" I screamed out as I swung my chainsaw hands on the items, but as I swung my quote on quote chainsaws it vanished and I got a direct impact to the face and sending me rolling like some sort of wheel that flopped down the moment it touched concrete with in the 50 foot distance.
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"WHAAAA!!!!!!" I screamed out as I pushed myself up and instantly gripped on my head from the splitting head ache.
"Where the fuck am i?" I asked myself and then I heard crushing and clashing in the distance along with some ununderstandable speaking and laughing, I of course like a curious idiot got my ass moving toward that direction.
When I got there I instantly knew what the fuck was going on, seeing as it was kiba vs freed sellzen fighting kiba, koniko, and issei, and as I watched kiba disarmed his gun and it rolled next to me, greeted with the opportunity of a life time I took it, and aimed that bitch at his head, but as soon as I pulled the trigger I didn't have much experience on wielding guns and with my small bitch boy body the fucking recoil hit me on the head and I got knocked out.
"What the fuck is going on,"
Omake end.
Hello people, sorry for the long update, but life still kicking my ass but I managed somehow, well anyways sorry for the shorter chapter, but please tell me do you like it better, is there something wrong I added, is my facts wrong? Tell me seriously my knowledge is mostly from wiki and fan sites so i'm not sure with it.
Also to answer mr trevion1 brownlee's question.
Isn't the susanoo a physical thing? I mean it certainly is formed by yin chakra but whats the thing that hits and blocks attacks? Isnt that a wall of yang aka physical chakra? And since were talking about the 8 gates while yes it does increase yang chakra but isn't yin needed to find the location of the 8 inner gates with in the body? While yes its all in the same area wouldn't it still need to be located, and Isn't yang purely a fuel to run jutsu? While yin forms, shape, add element, and other things? I mean the reanimation jutsu is the biggest feat of yin jutsu, because by literally finding or having something of a dead person you can use yin to summon the soul of the dead by binding there physical chakra with the yin chakra on the dead body?
And question of the day: what anime or show would you like to be isekaied to?
Me personally it would be the dragon ball world, because think of it who wouldn't want to be a immortal god, like seriously you can pull that off, step one get dragon ball, wish for immortality or something close, step 2 train your fucking brains out, step 3 some how unlock god ki without the fucking saiyan bull shit of adapting to it, step 4 get kaioken, master that bitch and stack, and there you have it 4 easy steps to be god, though I don't know how strong zeno is so he could probably still clap you, unless you have a portable time machine and dip like trunks, I mean he survived his universe being deleted so it would be realistic.
Anyways this has been fishbread hope you enjoy peace out.