Chapter 18

All three of them were embarrassed. That much was for certain. Neither did any of them know how to initiate contact, verbal or otherwise. It was a cozy room with the low light and a medium sized bed shoved in the corner, of which, all three were currently sitting on the edge of. The tension in the air could have been cut with a knife.

They were all back from the announcement to the village about the specifics of the new treaty. There was a bit more unrest in hidden stone than the other two villages they'd gone to, but that was to be expected. The populace was already starting to feel some of the good effects of it, like significantly reduced trade barriers or no-conflict agreements. But at the top of the kage tower, where it had been announced, there stood three of the members with an unspoken sense of tension with them. And now, at night, back at Kurotsuchi's house, in Naruto's assigned room, the three of them sat.

"So uhm…" Naruto started off unsurely, "how do we start this?"

Naruto was in the middle, between Temari and Fu. Temari peered to the side of him at Fu and said "Do you, uh, want to go first or…"

Fu shook her head, a great, huge, nervous smile spreading over her face. She couldn't meet the other girl's eyes. When she first proposed this scenario she didn't think that the way it was playing out was the way it would play out. Namely, just how uncomfortable she was. This wasn't the air she was hoping for. Then again, what was she hoping for? "I'll just watch you guys for a little bit. Is that okay?"

Naruto and Temari looked at each other. Naruto shrugged. Temari accepted that by nodding her head down. "Okay, well, just… hop in whenever you feel comfortable."

Fu gave a slight nod and sat at the foot of the bed, cross-legged.

Naruto reached forward and grabbed Temari's hand in his own. Her fingers and palm were soft and long. She had a strong grip, but she was gentle almost in her entirety. He leaned down and kissed her softly, bringing up his other hand to the back of her head to pull her in. They closed their eyes and got lost in each other. Their tongues darted out and started playing with one another. Suckling and tonguing each other's lips and mouth almost until they were sore.

One of Naruto's hands reached up and grabbed one of her breasts, causing her to gasp from the suddenness. She smiled and looped an arm around his lower back so she could pull him closer. It couldn't have been more than three or four minutes and Fu wasn't sure if they were aware she was even there anymore.

He reached down with both hands and grabbed her ass with his palms, lifting her up and onto his lap so that he could hug her to his body while wrestling with her tongue. She grabbed his back and head while his arms writhed up and down her body, grabbing and holding any part of her that he could.

He reached to the back of her neck and grabbed the zipper of her black dress, pulling into down to just above her ass crack. She leaned back momentarily to remove her arms from the dress and got right back in, shimmying her way out of it as much as she could until she had to stand up and let the rest of it fall to the ground. She stood there, bare to the world, with Naruto and (to the side) Fu drinking in her body's curves and dips. Naruto stood up and started unbuttoning his shirt as quickly as he could. His eyes were hazed. There was one thing and one thing only on his mind. He wanted to fuck this person until she couldn't think anymore.

She walked forward and pushed him onto the bed with one hand just as he got out of his shirt. He was sitting down as she unbuckled his pants and pulled them down in one motion, freeing his wanting cock.

"Oh, fuck," Fu whispered, leaning over to peer as his dick. Both of them started slightly at hearing her voice, making it obvious that they had forgotten about her, if slightly. Fu straightened her back out and blushed a little bit. "I mean, it's huge, isn't it?"

Temari and Naruto shared a look. Naruto turned back to Fu, a slightly embarrassed smile on his lips. "Is it?" he asked.

"Yeah!" Fu said exuberantly, "I mean look at it. It's huge!"

Naruto looked down at Temari. "It's not too big, is it?"

Temari shook her head. "I don't think so. It's not small, I know that much."

"But it's… like… I could barely get two of my fingers in me. How the hell is that going to fit?"

"It's going to hurt like hell," Temari said gravely. "At first. Then, after a few times, it gets awesome."

"Aw," Fu said.

"Wait, what?" Naruto asked. "You said you liked our first time!"

Temari looked a little bit to the side. "It's like… okay, I can't really put it into words. It felt good in a sort of emotional way, but it also felt like I was getting stabbed."

"But you were moaning."

"Yup," Temari said, nodding while still mere inches from his cock, holding the base in her hand. "That wasn't good moans."

"Oh," Naruto said, looking down a little bit. "Umm… sorry about that."

"No, no, hun, don't be sorry," Temari was quick to add once she realized she might have been making him feel bad. "We didn't know what we were doing. Besides, I'm pretty it was going to hurt no matter what happened."

"Did you do a lot of foreplay?" Fu asked.

Temari and Naruto shared another look. "A little bit," Temari said, squinting as if to remember. "Honestly, there was a lot of emotions going on at the time. I can't really remember."

"We usually do more foreplay now," Naruto said.

"Yup," Temari said. "Foreplay and lube."

"Lots of lube."

Fu's eyebrows scrunched. "You're doing anal?"

"Oh god no," Temari said quickly. "I would never be able to take that in my ass. Look at that thing."

"Are you sure it isn't too big?" Naruto asked.

Temari shrugged. "I'm not even sure if it's big. It's the first one I've seen."

"Should we measure?" Fu asked.

Temari and Naruto looked at each other. "Maybe later," Naruto said. "I'm kinda really horny right about now…"

"Yeah, yeah, right," Fu said quickly. "Don't let me get in the way. You guys can get your, um, get on."

Temari looked back down at his dick. It twitched a little bit as she started to play with it, stroking it up down playfully. "Hey, why don't you try it out some?"

"What?" Naruto and Fu asked synchronously.

"You said you wanted to have sex with him," Temari said with a bit of a husky voice. "Don't tell me you're chickening out."

"Okay," Fu said, holding a hand up. "I get what you're trying to do. But for the record, I'd be okay with it either way."

"Prove it," Temari said simply.

Fu clapped her hands together and rubbed them together. "Get ready for your socks to get rocked off."

The girl got up from the bed and knelt down next to Temari, looking at his dick like it was an alien. She grabbed the top of it and started rubbing it up and down. "It's so hard," she said.

"Yeah," Temari said, "That's the point."

"There's no point," Fu said seriously. "It's round on the top."

Temari blinked as she caught the joke, trying to stifle laughter afterwards. It wasn't funny because it was funny. It was funny because it was bad. And all three of them knew it. And all three of them had slight smiles because of it.

"Okay," Fu said, taking a breath. "Get ready for the blowiest of jobs."

Naruto nodded. "Awesome. Let's get to it."

Fu, not wasting any time, pulled her head down and engulfed the head of his dick with her mouth, swirling her tongue around his head while suckling it. She pulled back after a second or two and started licking his dick from the base to the top slowly, making sure to trigger every nerve she could on her way. She fisted the base and started jerking it up and down while she kissed and licked the crown.

That morning, Temari didn't think she would be impressed at someone else's blowjob ability when targeting her boyfriend's cock. Now, she was. "Are you sure this isn't your first blow job?" she asked.

Fu took his dick out of her mouth with a pop and looked back at her. "I've read a lot of books," she said defensively.

"Smut books?"

"Not only."

Temari looked at Naruto. "How'd she do?" she asked.

"Pretty sure that's a loaded question," he responded.

"I'm not going to get jealous," she said with a slight pout.

He shrugged. "It was good. I liked it."

"More than mine?"

"Hun…"

"I know hun, just enjoy yourself. I was making a joke."

"Oh, god," Fu said. "You two have pet names for each other?"

"Does hun count?" Naruto asked. "That's basically a nothing word."

"It's making me want to gag," Fu said jokingly.

One of Naruto's eyebrows rose. "Well it's making me want you to gag… on my… cock," Naruto said in his husky voice at first before losing confidence and fizzling out.

Temari nudged Fu. "He's also really bad at dirty talk."

"What are you talking about? I'm great at dirty talk."

"You basically just start babbling gibberish at me."

"It's hard to focus on words when I'm fucking you!"

"I'm not asking you to!"

"But you like it when I talk dirty."

"That doesn't mean you have to do it."

"Yes it does!"

"Is this part of the routine?" Fu asked, looking between the two. The air wasn't hostile, but she could feel an argument in its earliest phases. "If so, should I start accusing people of actions taken against me?"

"Nope!" Temari said, grabbing the base of his cock once more with maybe a little bit too strong a grip. "We're having sex!"

"Awes..ssome," Naruto said through grit teeth, doing his best to not show any pain.

At realizing she was causing him some consternation, both Temari's face and grip softened. "Oh, I'm sorry hun, was that too hard?"

Naruto closed his eyes and nodded a little bit.

"Well," Fu said lowly, getting back into a sexual atmosphere. "I have an idea as to how to make it better."

She lowered her mouth back on the tip of his penis, kissing the tip lightly at first before going all around the shaft with her light pecks. Her tongue stretched out to as far as her mouth would allow and coiled around his, by then, drying cock, coating it in slurpy spit. She engulfed the top of it in her mouth and bobbed up and down, one of her hands on his thigh to keep her steady and another jerking his cock up and down.

Naruto leaned his head back and did his best not to audibly groan. Fu's mouth felt like a pussy and he was loving every second of it.

Temari, for her part, was brewing things up on her own. She got up from the ground and pushing Naruto fully on the bed. Before he could voice any words of surprise, she was straddling his face, pushing his mouth against her wet cunt. "Lick," she commanded.

He summarily grabbed her thighs with his hands and pushed his head up further, immediately plunging his tongue as far as it could go up her hole. There was neither preamble nor prelude. He was a man on a mission. He was going to eat to his and her hearts content.

As his tongue was plumbing her depths, Fu was doing her best to suck on his dick while simultaneously relaxing her throat. She liked to read. Little known fact about her. It made sense with the lack of friends that she turned to books, but that wasn't quite relevant. What was relevant was when she accidentally bought a book filled with smut. Ever since then, her curiosity had been ignited. And turned out that quite a lot about sex had been exaggerated, or at least what she'd interacted with thus far had been so. And so, she was relaxing her throat and try something that was near universal from all the books she'd read.

She paused for a second or two at the zenith of his penis to take a deep breath and slowly descended on his cock and, using his thighs as handholds, she practically forced her way down, entrapping his dick in a tight velvety vice that was hotter than the sun and wetter than the ocean. He started bucking his hips upwards to cram, in vain, even more penis down her throat than was possible, all the while pushing his head up to furiously lick, suckle, tease, and slather every inch of Temari's pussy.

Temari's eyes clenched and her breathing hitched. It felt like every piece of her was in her pelvis, knotting together and desperately waiting release. When he latched onto her clit, all her cylinders fired at once and the knot that had been building exploded everywhere at once. She saw stars against her eyelids. It took all of her just to remain breathing, forget a sense of balance. She fell to the side, a panting, twitching mess, leaving Naruto to focus squarely on the sensation of Fu fucking her head up and down on his cock.

After a few seconds, she released his cock to get some fresh air in her lungs and dived immediately back in, understanding that his inadvertent bucking meant she was doing something good.

Oh so very good.

When she dived back in and swallowed his metal hard piece of man meant, she felt a hand go to the back of her head. The pause for breath had edged his orgasm slightly, but it wasn't difficult to get back into it. It would have been a very high level of heaven to be perpetually in the situation he was in. the feeling of her vice-like throat working his dick up and down was almost enough to go crazy over.

It wasn't long before he felt the building sensation of his sperm begging to be released. And when it did, both his hands went to the back of her head and pushed it down, his hips thrusting forward of their own accord as he deposited his load directly down her throat. For a second or two, he held her there before his muscles gave up and he fell backwards on the bed, his dick pulling out of her mouth with a wet schlick, leaving her blinking in slight confusion.

That was one of the weirdest, funniest, sexiest, most strange experiences she ever had. And she was also horny as all fuck to add on to it. But, looking at the two collapsed blondes, she was a little bit okay with not acting on that urge at the exact moment. She stood up and unbuckled her various articles of clothing, shucking them to the side without a care for the world.

Naruto pushed his torso up, holding his weight with his elbows and looked at Fu, his eyes getting their sense back into them. "That was," he paused to breathe in and out "single-handedly, the most intense orgasm I've ever had."

One of Temari's hands rose to the air. "Here here," she said in agreement. "And that was just foreplay."

"Why did it feel so much better?" Naruto asked.

Fu plopped down between them with a giant smile on her face. "Because things are more fun when they're done together!" she chirped.

Naruto had to cover his mouth to suppress the chuckle. She sounded so carefree and innocent. It was so quintessentially Fu that he shouldn't have been surprised in the slightest. He laughed a little bit and turned over so he could hug her to his chest, tucking her head under his chin. She snuggled into him as well, enjoying the sensation of feeling another person's skin on her own. It was a sensation that was almost addicting. Not addicting in the carnal pleasure sort of way. Addicting in that she didn't think she could ever want to vacate that spot.

Temari turned over and wrapped her arms around Naruto as well, sandwiching Fu in between them. It was strangely comfortable. In fact, if the night were over, all of them might be able to comfortably sleep that way.

Fu hummed in contentment. "So that's what sex is like."

Temari's chest thumped up and down from the restrained laughter. "Sex? That was just foreplay. And you didn't even get off either. If I were you, I'd be downright indignant."

For a couple of seconds, Fu was silent, trying to formulate her opinion as carefully as she could. "You sure you're going to be okay with that? You know, with the, uh… the sex" Fu asked.

"Of course," Temari said, as if the answer were obvious. "Why wouldn't I be?"

"Well, you did seem pretty on-the-fence when I talked to you about this…"

Naruto nodded. "Same from me."

Temari shrugged and hugged them closer. "I dunno. I guess group sex just had a bad rap in my mind. If we both love Naruto and he loves us back, I don't feel bad at all. Which is good, I suppose. Honestly, the jealousy was starting to eat at me, even though I tried my best to ignore it. Now… now I'm just happy that he's happy."

Fu turned around, something of a feat considering how tightly she was held between the two, and looked Temari in the eyes. "It's not just that," she said. "It's not just that we love him and he loves us. I love you too. I'm not sure if it's strictly romantic or not, but… but you're my friend. You're kinda quiet and don't talk much, but when you do, I know you're being honest. I like that. You don't give me fake smiles like the others in Waterfall. You're my friend. I love you too."

Temari blinked a few times in astonishment. The girl's mouth was like a gate to her heart and every time she opened that gate, her feelings flowed through like an untapped well. It wasn't something Temari could find fault with. In fact, she just smiled at the girl and tapped her forehead to Fu's. "Love's a strong word," she said. "I think I'm only ever going to use it for Naruto, but I'm happy you feel that way."

Before Fu could say another word, Temari closed the distance and entrapped the girl's lips with her own. It was a chaste kiss, almost to the point of innocence, but it also was a turning point for all three of them. It wasn't just two loving one. It was the three of them loving each other.

And then Temari deepened the kiss, pushing her tongue into Fu's mouth excitedly. Her hands started roaming Fu's body, gripping and grabbing what she could. It was different than with Naruto. With them, it was almost like a give-and-take. When she was with Fu, Temari was taking everything for her own. Fu's body, her tongue, her attention. It was intoxicating.

Naruto, shocked for a few seconds at Temari's suddenness, followed suit and planted his mouth on Fu's neck and collarbone, licking and suckling the sensitive skin, enjoying the tiny moans and yips that followed the tracing of his tongue. His and Temari's hands roamed over her body like they were hungry, grabbing and rubbing any exposed skin they could, paying extra attention to her modest chest and taut ass.

Temari's hand reached further down until she could feel Fu's excitement, her own eyes opening from surprise feeling of her nether regions. Had Fu not been with them the entire time, Temari might have sworn that Fu had splashed water all over her pussy. Playing with her labia, Temari might have been fooled into thinking Fu was part fish with how sopping wet she was. The bud of her clit rolled between Temari's fingers with ease. The feelings were so intense that Fu had to break away from Temari so she could moan. She'd masturbated before, but this… this was a step above the rest. No, it was more than a step. A giant leap forward with no consideration as to what was behind or in front of her.

One of Naruto's hands found its way down to her vagina too, playing with the tight hole at the bottom while Temari rubbed the critically erect nub on top. Pushing even a little yielded him results as her vagina opened for his middle finger. It might have been more difficult if she were any less wet, but considering she was already making a stain on the bed, there wasn't any problem with that.

Instead of moaning, Fu had taken to gasping in short gulps of air, like those were the last gasps she would ever be able to make. If blowing him was a new and exciting experience, then this was that but on crack. How could it feel so good? How was it that her muscles weren't moving properly; weren't responding to her commands?

And they liked it too. Temari didn't know that that was how it felt to make a girl cum her brains out. It was exhilarating watching the girl pitch and moan and the feeling of her nub between her fingers was sensational. Before then, Temari hadn't even the slightest inkling of being interested in someone of the opposite sex. Now? Now she couldn't get enough of it. Was this how Naruto felt when he was rubbing her out? Somewhere in the back of her mind she had always felt slightly guilty that he was doing it for her, but now she understood.

It was fun.

Naruto's member was responding to it too. It had wilted from having cum, but the newfound sexual situation was enticing it upwards. It wedged up her ass crack neatly. Having some fun, he started humping it against her in rhythm with his finger thrusting up into her. Her body was locking up from the stimulus. She was about to cum, he could tell. Smiling, he suddenly thrust his finger as far as it could reach up her vagina and hooked it inwards, feeling a spongy material at the front, where he tugged and up and down on.

That was the straw that broke the camel's back. All of her muscles contracted at once as her brain fried itself inside out. She started spurting cum out in small streams, arcing across the room before Naruto's hand covered the rest of her entrance, where it splashed back onto the bed.

As her muscles relaxed, Temari took her head in her hands and started kissing her for all she was worth. Fu was barely responsive, which got her going even more. Naruto removed his hand from her sopping entrance and went back to hugging her, kissing her shoulders and neck while she was getting tongued by Temari.

Fu eventually got her breath back and managed to get a little bit of a buffer room from the two of them. Her eyes were wide open, taking in every aspect of the ceiling with awe, unable to understand what happened. "That… my… god, words aren't working any more. That good, er, that was good. Sooo~ fucking fantastic. Is that what sex is like?"

Again, Temari chuckled. "That was just foreplay. That wasn't even sex."

One of Fu's hands went to her forehead. "Christ… I think if I have sex, I might die."

"Well," Naruto said, "it was probably better since there were two of us."

Temari nodded. "I guess it really is more fun when you do it together."

Fu patted Naruto on the side, still somewhat panting for breath. "Why don't you two have some sex. I'm just gonna… get my breath."

Temari chuckled in an almost menacing way. She shook her head at Fu and climbed on top of her, hand reaching down to cup her vagina with ease. Fu tried to brush her away, but she was still weak from orgasming her sense of reality away. When Temari brought her hand back up, it was covered in Fu's slick juices. There was even a small strand of cum arcing from her index to middle fingers. "No time like the present," Temari said huskily. "Trust me, you're going to want to be as wet as possible for this."

Fu looked over to Naruto's member, standing tall at attention, skin shiny from the strain it was putting on itself. It looked downright intimidating. Fu gulped. "I don't know. I'm kinda…"

"Scared?" Temari offered.

"I don't that's the right word for it. It's like… the feeling you have right before you do something big, but also what you want to do desperately. Like when I was learning to fly. I'd resolved to jump off a cliff and hover my way down, but… it was still jumping off a cliff. I was scared but I wanted and needed to do it."

"Anticipation, then?" Naruto asked, turning over on his side.

Fu nodded slightly. "I think that's it. But… more intense."

Temari pushed herself up, hands on either side of Fu's head. "That's okay and all. If you want to wait a bit, we won't cajole you. But it is something that you have to do. We can't do it for you."

Fu closed her eyes for a couple seconds and opened them, showing a fiery determination. "You know what? Fuck it," she said before tackling Naruto to the side so that she as on top of him.

When her knees were next to his chest, she reached down and grabbed his engorged cock with one hand. "Literally," she said huskily as she lowered herself on top of him. The tip of his cock hit her well-lubricated pussy and stalled. "Shit," she murmured out before straightening her back and trying to get the angle right.

Temari crawled up to Fu and moved the girl's ass forward a little bit with her hand. "Here," she said. "It's a little bit of a challenge to get it right the first time."

Fu sighed a little bit. "There goes being spontaneous."

"A for effort," Naruto chipped in, a huge smile eating at his face.

Fu's face softened before tightening back up when her pussy notified her that his dick was making headway. When the crown of his cock made its way into her tight cunt, her face screwed with pain and all her muscles except the ones needed to hold her up weakened. Temari caught her by the arms and put one of her hands on top of Fu's pussy, playing with her clit. "I wasn't kidding about it hurting," she said in a supportive way.

The shorter girl's face started to gradually unscrew itself as she lowered deeper and deeper, taking the rod all the up the hold of her vagina as far as it could go. Her walls were stretched to the limit even despite the excessive lubrication and it took her all to raise her hips even the slightest amount. Even Naruto had to close his eyes. "It's so… fucking tight."

"Yup," Fu said quickly, not even opening her eyes. "And you're like… god, how is it possible that you're this hard? It's like I'm shoving a rock up my cunt."

"It's all for you," Naruto said lowly, pausing to gutturally grunt.

Temari to the side of them, stifled a giggle. Looking at his sex-face while not getting pounded by his cock was more amusing than arousing.

Fu's eyes opened, blinking to the world as she finally bottomed out and her hips pressed against his. Her vagina felt like it was wired up to electricity, jolting her with differing signals every time she so much as twitched a muscle. It hurt, but it felt good. It was a sensation that Fu had never felt before and didn't want to feel again. Too confusing.

But, as she was blinking her eyes open, Naruto took the initiative and cupped her face, bringing it down to his to where he could kiss her. It was just the thing she needed. Something to take her mind of the mixture of ice and fire brewing in her pussy. Her tongue got lost in his. Her mind stopped thinking and started feeling, doing. Nothing in her life could have prepared her for that one experience.

And then he shifted his hips down, drawing his cock over so slight downwards.

Fu's eyes shot open with a gasp. The pain was there, but it was greatly diminished. She grabbed his head with both her hands and stared him in the eyes as she drew herself upwards, inch by inch and slower than a snail, then downwards just as slow, rising and falling with his own hips to meet in the middle. The electricity that had dogged her was now pressuring her to go faster, reach greater heights, churn and churn until everything was destroyed or something was created.

Up and down. Up and down.

Up and down. Up and down.

Up and down. Up and down.

Up and down. Up and down.

Upanddownupanddownupanddownupanddownupanddown.

Her breathing started to oscillate, switching between long ragged breaths and short gasps. There was no consistency. There was only pleasure. There was only looking into his eyes as their hips slammed together and they lost all sense of decency. There was nothing.

But there was everything.

Their hips started moving so fast that the sight of his cock slamming into her pussy was a blur to Temari. They were gulping and biting their lips and gnashing their teeth and grunting in pleasure. It was like they were animals. Sweat was pouring from her brow and her legs were starting to shake.

Naruto flipped them over so that he was on top and positioned himself so that the backs of her calves were on his shoulders and her pussy was pointing straight upwards. For the few seconds it took for Naruto to put his cock back in her vagina, they caught their breaths, smiling like lunatics.

He pushed his dick in slowly, getting used to the new position. When it pushed further past where it had been when she was doing cowgirl, she gasped. It was so fucking deep that it felt like she was getting her insides pushed aside just to make way for his cock, but in a good way. The way he was positioned allowed him to use his entire body weight to slam his cock into her vagina as mercilessly as he could. He had all the power of a bucking bronco as he fucked her.

The ramp up took almost not time at all. Over and over he shoved his cock in and over and over Fu felt the electric feel of sex climb to greater and greater heights. It was slower than cowgirl but every push was so much stronger.

Realizing her muscles were tensed up, Fu allowed them to relax almost to the point where she was limp and let him pound her. This had an immediate effect where she could focus solely on the sensation of her pussy getting plowed like a field.

Every time he pushed in, Naruto felt himself getting closer and closer to orgasm. He and Temari were about the same height, so their sex had more of them being equivalent energy users. But Fu was so small that it was easy to be dominant. It was easy to shove his cock into her pussy with his entire body weight. And it was so good looking at the face she was making, screwed up in all the pleasure of the moment and moaning like she was the only person in the universe.

And then her eyes shot open along with her mouth in a silent scream just as her core locked up and her pussy started spasming. That was the breaking point for Naruto. With a few last, great, downward fucks, his hips locked with hers and his orgasm exploded. A loud, guttural moan escaped his lips as he held that position for a scant few seconds before his legs gave out and he slipped down to his knees, nearly falling completely on top of her.

For a few seconds, nothing was said. The two of them merely looked into each other's eyes with shit-eating smiles on their faces. Naruto dove down and started kissing her eagerly. Her arms wrapped around his back and they rolled over to their side.

"So that's what sex is like," Fu murmured, breaking off their kiss.

Naruto nodded. "Just about."

Light clapping coming from the side of them brought their attention back to Temari. "Good show, you two."

Naruto pushed himself onto his elbows and locked eyes with her. "Don't think I've forgotten about you. Come over here, I'm gonna to fuck ya."

Temari giggled at him a little bit. "I think I'm good for the night, thank you very much. Besides, you've already cum twice. Remember that time you went three in a night? Your dick hurt the entire next day."

"The hell?" Fu mumbled. "You've only been together a couple of weeks. How much have you two been fucking?"

"A lot," Temari said gravely. "I knew sex was supposed to feel good, but I didn't realize that it felt that good."

"Hey honey buckets?" Fu asked, tapping Naruto's leg.

He grunted.

"How sturdy are your shadow clones?"

Naruto's head perked up with a wide smile on his face. "As long as you don't punch them mid-sex…" At saying that, Naruto put his hands up into the shadow clone seal and five equally naked Naruto's spouted into existence just off the bed.

"Okay, nope!" Temari said firmly, crossing her arms into an X to emphasize her point. "None of you are putting anything in my butt. That's a dick-free zone, thank you very much."

As quick as they were formed, they vanished in puffs of smoke. "We can experiment later," Naruto said tiredly.

"I kinda feel like you're fielding the possibility of anal sex. And I just want to let you know that if you put something up there, I'm cutting it off."

"Okay, okay, I got it," Naruto groused.

"Why don't you want to try it?" Fu asked innocently.

"You do?"

Fu shrugged. "I want to try it at least. See if it feels good, you know. If not, then that's that, but if it does feel good… mama's gonna have some fun with your shadow clones." She said, punctuating the end with a giggle and an overly suggestive wink.

Temari rolled her eyes and crawled over to the end of the bed to grab the sheets and blankets that had been haphazardly shoved to the side over the course of their love-making. "You guys do what you want. I'm tired."

Naruto grabbed her in a hug and pushed her to the mattress, followed closely by Fu. "I love you two," he said seriously.

"Me too," Fu said with a content smile.

Just as her eyes closed for the night, Temari couldn't help but let a small smile grace her lips. "You guys are going to get me all mushy."

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The door to their room slammed open with an impressive crash and bang. Even as they were startling up from their sleeping positions, they could hear the labored and panicked breath on the invader's lips. "Hurry up!" she shouted, turning on the lights and momentarily blinding them. "We are leaving!"

"Yugito?" Naruto asked, rubbing the light from his eyes. "What's going on?"

"They have Bee!"