Rule 1: No giving Kongo anything stronger than British tea - Admiral Nanoha Takamachi
"Good morning Onee-san," Hiei said with an energetic smile as she entered the battleship dorm common room. Kongo was drinking her tea happily, while the other battleships lounged around or carried on their various tasks. Nagato was reading the Art of War like normal, while Mutsu was digging through her cabinet looking for something. Yamashiro was fussing over Fuso, who was sighing mournfully over her omelet as Shigure, the destroyer on dorm duty that morning, brought out one for the other battleship. Ise was talking animatedly to Hyuuga who was smiling calmly while cleaning one of the katana's from her collection. Yamato was drinking tea on the porch outside the common room as sakura blossoms fell in the courtyard beside her. Musashi sat beside and slightly behind her sistership, evoking the image of a samurai guarding their daimyo. Kirishima and Haruna were both away on missions for the next day or so.
"Good morning Hiei-san, this tea is just divine, I don't know who bought it for me but I must find out so I can thank them," Kongo replied with a demure smile as she sat with her morning tea spread, it's British nature a stark contrast to the rest of the room and even Kongo's own outfit. Although her features were definitely those of a beautiful British lady, she wore her shrine maiden outfit proudly.
"Speaking of tea do any of you know where the tea I bought the other day is? Yuudachi-chan offered to put things away for me when I was called away for an emergency sortie," Mutsu asked as she pulled her head out of her cabinet.
"What was it called?" Nagato asked as she set her book down, turning her attention to her sistership, her steely eyes focusing solely on to the attractive brunette, eliciting a small blush from the other woman.
"It's called Zest Tea Blue Lady, it's supposed to be a tea with more caffeine than normal," Mutsu replied, looking anywhere but at her sister.
"I didn't think you normally drank caffeinated drinks," Hyuuga said as she whipped the oil from her blade.
"Its for days when I have a lot of paperwork, like today I need to file several reports due to that sortie yesterday," Mutsu replied, with a resigned look on her face.
Everyone nodded except for Kongo who was sitting stone still with a smile frozen on her face. After a few seconds a loud crack sounded out through the room as she shattered the handle of her tea cup with her finger strength before she shot up and bolted from the room like a woman possessed.
"BBBBUUUUURRRRRRNNNNNIIIIIINNNNNNNGGGGGG LLLLLLOOOOOOVVVVVVVEEEEEE!"
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"So, does someone want to explain this to me," Admiral Nanoha Takamachi asked as she stared over her desk at the cowering Yudachi, and her basses two members of the Big Seven. Her Secretary ship Ooyoda and her Flagship Fubuki were standing on either side of the door, the tied up and struggling form of Kongo in front of them.
"It appears that Yudachi-chan accidentally placed my extra strength tea into Kongo's cabinet because it was tea. Kongo-san didn't react well to it," Mutsu replied with a sigh.
"I see," Nanoha replied, threading her fingers together and locking eyes with the struggling form of Kongo, "well, looks like I have an email to send out. Fubuki-san, once Kongo-san calms down I want her writing up the report for damages. Review it and have it on my desk by Friday."
"Ma'am!" Fubuki exclaimed, snapping to attention and giving a salute before reaching down and grabbing the fast battleship with the help of Ooyoda and dragging her from the room, revealing the smashed office outside of the doors.