"The Race will officially start… TOMORROW."
All the teams said in perfect sync, "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!"
**********************************The Very Next Day************************************
When all the teams gathered, Don said, showing them a certain micro-Don, "This, is the Don Box. Hit the button on the top to get a botch, like this." And hit the button, and a botch came out, and then Dongrabbed it and said, "You read the botch to find out what your Travel Tip is. And get to the Chill Zone fast, because after this challenge, the last team there WILL be eliminated."
All of the teams muttered among themselves, and then Don said, "Get ready." And all the teams did so, and Don said, "On your mark… Get set… GO!" and all the teams trampled him.
*Interview: Don*
"You'd expect that after 2 seasons, I'd not stand in front of the teams by now."
*End Interview*
All the teams were charging to the Hagia Sophia, where there was a Don Box. The Clashers where in the lead, with the Bi-Bis, Rescue Sibs, Crushers, Sailors, and Minion Heroes following closely. The Clashers ran into a trash can, rendering them immobilized. The Crushers leaped over it, saying, "SAYONARA, SUCKAS!"
*Confessional: The Crushers*
Ronnie Anne said, "That was SO worth it!"
Lincoln said, "I AGREE!"
*End Confessional*
The Crushers ran up to the Don Box, hit the button, and Ronnie Anne got it & read it. It said… "Either/Or… Climb or Cry."
Don went up to the Hagia Sophia and said, "An Either/Or is a challenge where you get to choose what you do. You can do the Climb Challenge, you have to climb the 180-meter-high cathedral, or the Cry, where you have to go up the minarets, which are 60 feet high, and cry out a fake call to prayer, and after you do your challenge, you have to go down the cathedral or minaret, take a taxi to the airport, and take one of three airplanes, each departing 30 minutes apart. Anyone on the 1st airplane clearly has the advantage, the teams on the 2nd airplane should worry, and if you're on the 3rd plane, you should consider why you even entered the race, 'cuz, SERIOUSLY? That's just pathetic. Anyway, back to the teams."
The Crushers said, "Cry" and went up a minaret.
(A/N: I'll just give you who picked what here w/ a few Confessionals, K? K. Proceed.)
Cry: Crushers, Neurax Twins, Identical Poles, Sailors, Anglers, Daters, Wise Women, Clashers, and Partners in Pranking.
Climb: Rescue Sibs, Bi-Bis, Heroes of the Hour, Minion Heroes, Beach Hot Witches, Thicc Faces, Magicians, Evil-doers, and Anti-Evils.
The Crushers and Neurax Twins were in a head-to-head race up the minaret, with the Crushers coming in first. Lincoln yelled out, "tueal alan 'iilaa 'umuk wababa alkhasi bik wa'iilaa waliama!" and the Crushers went down the minaret.
*Confessional: Crushers*
Ronnie Anne said, "And WHY did you say that?"
Lincoln said, ""Cuz he wanted us to say something."
"Uh, Lincoln?"
"Yeah?"
"You do know it's Ramadan, right?"
Lincoln was shocked at this.
*End Confessional*
Don said, "And as the Crushers are taking their taxi, the Clashers have just gone up," showing that they were indeed up the tower.
To be continued…
