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High School for Miley
Miley Stewart and Lilly Truscott goes to high school at the Federation colony on the planet Javiah III in the Beta Quadrant.
The 16 year old Klingon boy named Ko'Lahr, son of O'Maar, is one of their friends.
"Miley. Lilley." says Ko'Lahr as he walk up to Miley and Lilly by the lockers.
"Dude, have ya been in a fight...?" says Miley when she notice a large red skin inflammation next to Ko'Lahr's nose.
"No, Miley. That's a gorch." says Ko'Lahr.
"Gorch...?" says Miley confused.
"The Klingon equivalent of a zit." says Ko'Lahr.
"Ah...okay. I barely see it." says Miley.
"Thanks." says Ko'Lahr.
"Ain't no problem." says Miley.
The next day.
Ko'Lahr has 12 inch long beard and 23 inch long hair.
"OMG, you need a hair slash beard cut, man." says Lilly.
"Increased hair growth is a common occurrence when a Klingon goes through jak'tahla." says Ko'Lahr.
"What the hell is jak'tahla?" says Lilly.
"It kinda translates to puberty...though for Klingons that's certainly an understatement." says Miley.
"I have to admit that you are right." says Ko'Lahr.
"Let's go to class." says Lilly.
"Okay." says Miley.
4 days later.
"You want me?" says Ko'Lahr as he gives Miley a kiss.
"No, you're my bud, not my boyfriend." says Miley.
"I think you want me." says Ko'Lahr as he unzip his pants.
"What...? Stop!" says Miley.
"Sorry...didn't mean to be weird." says Ko'Lahr. "It's my hormones."
"I understand." says Miley. "See ya later."
"Okay." says Ko'Lahr.