What can I say about this additional chapter?

Other that I'm not done with causing some more pain to Dib.

In truth, I felt like revisiting some of my IZ fics and some ideas were born as a result.


After the experience Dib had at Zim's base a couple of days ago, it was safe to say that he kept a distance away from his arch-enemy.

Every time he closed his eyes, the young man couldn't help but shudders in disgust at the sight of the repulsive alien jerking off to a picture of his little sister.

And the worst part was that Gaz didn't beat Zim up for such a thing.

"No, she just had to beat me up!" He snapped to himself "There's just no justice in the world."

The young paranormal investigator limped to the bathroom, after the physical punishment at the hands of his little sister, Dib needed some relaxation.

"Maybe I can take a shower while reading the latest edition of crop circle magazine will easy my pain and erase some very disturbing imagines from my head."

He could only hope.

Dib slowly made his way towards the bathroom, only to notice it was locked.

"Ugh, not this again." He groaned exasperatedly "Every time the locks in the house kept malfunctioning."

He got a device out of his pocket and began working on the lock, his aching head prevented him from listening to the sounds coming from the other side of the door.

"Aha!" He congratulated himself with a pat in the back, then opened the door, creaking as he talked "Maybe now I can start to forget this horrible... Experience..."

No such luck.

Gaz was in the tub, using the flexible shower head in her lower had.

If that wasn't traumatic enough, she was moaning Zim's name and to ad insult to injury she was seeing a photo of said alien shirtless in her phone.

"Oh... Zim!"

Dib felt as if he was about to puke, this was a thousand times worse than seeing his arch-enemy jerk off... It was still disgusting but this was worse.

The raven haired teen's eye was twitching uncontrollably.

"Do not scream... Don't scream... Don't you dare scream Dib!" He repeated internally "For the sake of your sanity and life don't say anything!"

"I can't wait to lose my virginity to you."

That did it.

No one wants to listen much less imagine their little sister getting it on with a being from another world.

So He screamed.

Which was a huge mistake.

Gaz opened her eyes and saw her brother.

She screamed back.

"Dib! I'm going to kill you!"

He ran away at the sight of his vengeful sister approaching.

"I'm sorry Gaz! It was an accident!"

"Oh yeah?" She growled "Well I'm going to shove that big head of yours up your ass!" She hissed "Let's see if that way you learn to respect the privacy of others!"


Two months later:

Dib woke up from a horrendous nightmarish coma in the hospital.

He began to shudder.

"The horror... The Horror."

Needless to say he was scarred for life.

"Can't I just catch a break for once!"


To answer Dib's exasperated question... Nope.

Well, I think it's safe to say that Dib learned the hard and painful way to not open up a door when it's locked, who knows what's on the other side, am I right?"

Needless to say that he sure won't be able to see Zim and Gaz the same way again, told you I wasn't done causing him some more despair. I mean he already saw the worst of Zim, what if he unwittingly saw the worst of his sister as well?

For once I do think Gaz's anger was justified, no?

So anyway, what are your final thought on this?

Who knows, maybe with enough positive feedback, I could write a third instalment.

Invader Johnny Signing Off.