Disclaimer: I do not own One Piece or RWBY, they belong to their respective owners.


Animal Time


Luffy the chimpanzee was wandering around looking for someone to play with but so far he has found no one.

"What do I do? There's nothing to do. No one will play with me." he said.

"Zoro is busy training, Sanji is cooking but he won't let me eat it, Yang said that she Weiss, Blake and the rest are going to do something." he listed.

Then three thought bubbles appeared.

In the first one there was Zoro the tiger doing push ups with one hand or paw in this case.

"Go away Luffy I'm busy go find someone else." said Zoro.

The second one shows Sanji the ram cooking. If you want to know how he is doing it he is using his mouth to do it since he doesn't have any thumbs.

"Luffy I'm cooking right now and if you dare touch the food with your hands I'll kick you all the way to the ocean." said Sanji.

Finally the third one shows Yang the golden bear and in the background is Weiss the swan, Blake the Panther, Jaune the golden retriever, Pyrrha the deer, Nora the elephant, and Ren the rattlesnake.

If your wondering why I didn't make Nora a sloth is because I think she is more destructive that way.

"Sorry Luffy we are about to watch something together maybe next time." said Yang.

"I'm a Sloth!" said Nora.


"Sigh... I wonder what Ruby is up too? She's probably playing with her weapons." Luffy said to himself as another thought bubble appeared.

It was showing Ruby the black wolf holding Crescent Rose in one paw and screw driver in the other. Behind her is the confiscated Pulverizer. (If you don't know what that is go read Weapons Time.)

He then hears growling.

"Hm? What was that?"

And so he went to investigate only to find Ruby with her back in a small box, her legs are wiggling at fast pace trying to break free of the cardboard prison.

"Grr... Why can't I get out!" she said.

"Hey Ruby whatcha doing?" asked Luffy.

"Luffy great your just in time!" said Ruby.

"In time for what? Your just in a box."

"Well that's the problem."

"How did you get in there anyway?" Luffy asks.

Ruby then began. "You see there was this butterfly."

A thought bubble appeared showing Ruby busily doing maintence on Crescent Rose until a butterfly flew by past her.

"As I first saw it my first instinct was to chase it since I was a canine and all."

"Mmhmm." said Luffy rubbing his chin with his monkey paw, looking at the thought bubble.

The thought bubble then shows Ruby putting her weapon down and happily starts chasing it.

"I chased it all the way to this box."

"Mmhmm."

"We were going around in circles until it made me fall into the box."

"Mmhmm."

The bubble shows her chasing it around until she stood up but lost balance and landed in the box with her back. The bubble then disappears.

"And that is how I ended up in here now growling and desperately trying to get out."

"Mmhmm."

"Are you actually listening?" said Ruby.

"So it's a Mystery Box!" said Luffy slamming his fist into his palm.

"That's not it but I'm glad you got that." said Ruby with a sweat drop.

"So can you help me?" she then asks.

"Hmm I don't know..." Luffy replied.

Ruby then gave him the puppy dog eyes while whimpering with sad violin music in the background.

"Alright alright already I'll do it just stop doing that your embarrassing yourself."

Then proceeds to grab a corner of the box and proceeds to rip it in half.

But so far it wasn't working.

He kept on tugging and tugging until he starts to get angry.

"Grrr Gomu Gomu no Monkey Rage!" he yells with his monkey scream ripping the box in an instant.

Ruby then starts shaking herself and licked Luffy saying thank you.

"Thanks Luffy if there is anything you want me to do just ask me." said Ruby.

"Hmm..."

And so together they played fetch, hide and seek, tag, and many more. As we zoom out we can see Ozpin the grey wolf and Glynda the eagle owl watching them.

"Ah... Youth." said Ozpin.


Meanwhile...


The rest of RWBY and JNPR were in front of the tv watching Jaunedice with Zoro doing his one handed push ups next to them.

"Hey Jaunedice SwanWeiss get it." said Yang.

Everybody just groaned as Sanji then came running up to them.

"Oh Yang your puns make smile with Joy!" said Sanji with hearts in his eye.

Then there was smoke coming from the direction Sanji came from.

"Oh Crap I Left The Burner On!" he yelled as he then wen't back.

"Heh dumb#% cook." said Zoro.


the end

Don't you dare get any ideas of me shipping Luffy and Ruby together yeah I know you people out there who are thinking that I would do that. If you have any questions or comments leave a review. Also the new chapter of The Pirate of Remnant will come soon if I can get off my lazy butt. See you all next time.^_^