I think the Computer is about to get some karma for letting Dib into the base in the first chapter, heh.


Gaz was dragging Zim into his underground base... More like grabbing him roughly by his antennae.

"Ow! My glorious antennae!"

"Be quiet Zim!" Gaz growled "I am not at all happy with you and the moment and the sound of your voice only angers me."

"... But...!"

"Open your mouth one more time and it will be your last!"

"Master, talk away!" The Computer said "... There's something I never thought I say."

"I hate you computer."

"The feeling is mutual."

"I warned you not to talk" She said darkly, punching Zim in the face afterwards "After you showed your entire race our alone time, you'll be lucky if you get any, this decade!"

"Ok, ew." The Computer shuddered "I'm going to need something to make me erase that little image."

"Ah! My face! My amazing face!"

"Whiner."

If the computer had any eyes, he would have rolled them in annoyance, so he decided to leave the "real world" and venture into his "digitized world."

The Computer went back into a slot in the wall, choosing to take on a "physical form" in his home away from hellhole as he called it, within the virtual world, the Computer took a physical form, surprisingly he didn't took an Irken form but a human one, if Zim could see it, he would call him a traitor but the Computer wouldn't care.

As it turns out, the A.I. took the shape of a man with "bunny ears" extremely underweight, tall bony legs with pasty white skin.

"I need a break." The Computer said "I can only be so long with so much insanity."

He went to a decrepit, single-story house with the street address 777 on it, he silently entered his place, ironically a Computerized voiced greeted him with "Welcome home Mr. Scolex."

He sat down on a worn out chair, a bowl of food nearby, taking a bite, he sat down and rubbed his arms in anticipation.

"Now in for some sweet release." The computer said, getting his hands under his chair's cushion, when he didn't feel anything underneath, the Computer began to panic, he quickly got up, taking the cushion off his chair and when he didn't see what he was looking for in his hiding spot, he began to search every place in his home.

From underneath his dead bunny's cage to his underground labyrinth.

"Where the hell is my dirty magazine?!"


Meanwhile in the Membrane residence, Dib was in his room, watching his computer screen, puzzled by all the binary coding, he decided to decode it, only to regret it almost instantly.

He found out the unusual way that even Irken technology got horny.

"I think I should stop hacking Zim's computers." Dib groaned "Otherwise I'll willingly commit myself to the crazy house for boys!"


Yeah, for those of you who didn't catch the references to other of Jhonen Vasquez's work, the Computer while in his virtual reality world, decided to take the form of Johnny C. I have no idea how or why that happened, originally I was just gonna write about Dib hacking the Computer's memories and being surprised by all the coding, then it got me thinking, what if the Computer also got frustrated because Dib "ruined his alone time" if you know what I mean.

Anyway, I already have some ideas for GIR in the final chapter but suggestions are always welcome.

Invader Johnny Signing Off.