Disclaimer: I do not own One Piece or RWBY they belong to their respective owners.
Twelve days of SlurpthisStuff
On the First day of Christmas SlurpthisStuff gave to me...
"A Straw hat for Ruby."
Ruby is given Luffy's hat but doesn't know what to do with it.
On the Second day of Christmas SlurpthisStuff gave to me...
"Two Crew members."
Zoro and Sanji said together side by side.
"And a Straw hat for Ruby."
Ruby still doesn't know what to do with it.
On the Third day of Christmas SlurpthisStuff gave to me...
"Three OC's!"
Sang The Pilot, Captain Valor, and Alf with their arms on each other's shoulders.
"Two Crew members."
said Zoro and Sanji as Zoro gave a little stare at Sanji.
"And a Straw hat for Ruby."
Ruby puts the hat on and then stuck her tongue out.
On the Fourth day of Christmas SlurpthisStuff gave to me.
"Four made up Grimm."
The Silver Back, The Taurus, The MinoTaurus, and The Grimm Wizard were either just sitting or standing there.
"Three OC's!"
The Pilot, Valor, and Alf were having a pillow fight.
"Two Crew members."
said Zoro and Sanji as Zoro turns his gaze away when Sanji stared at him back.
"And a Straw hat for Ruby."
Ruby is just reading a weapons magazine with the hat on.
On the Fifth day of Christmas SlurpthisStuff gave to me...
Five Blonde Characters
Yang, Jaune, Naruto, Maka, and Genos were standing side by side.
"Four made up Grimm."
A panel opens on the ceiling.
"Three OC's!"
The Pilot, Valor, and Alf were playing on the Ouja board.
"Two Crew members."
Zoro and Sanji were now staring at each other with sparks of rivalry between them.
"And a Straw hat for Ruby."
Ruby is rolling on the floor with the hat.
On the Sixth day of Christmas SlurpthisStuff gave to me...
"Six Bottles of Sake."
said Yang holding one of the bottles.
Five Blonde Characters
Yang, Jaune, Naruto, Maka, and Genos were now talking to each other.
"Four made up Grimm."
Edgar the Cow came out of the panel and is being lowered by a chain.
"Three OC's!"
Lights were flickering and everything around the Pilot, Valor, and Alf was shaking and they were confused.
"Two Crew members."
Zoro and Sanji were now shoving each other.
"And a Straw hat for Ruby."
Ruby is taking a nap with the hat next to her not knowing someone is watching her.
On the Seventh day of Christmas SlurpthisStuff gave to me...
"Seven Lewd Fictions."
said Blake as she was reading one of them.
"Six Bottles of Sake."
Yang was getting a little tipsy.
Five Blonde Characters
Yang, Naruto, Maka, and Genos were talking about their abilities except Jaune because he's jealous.
"Four made up Grimm."
The Grimm now noticed Edgar and looks at him hungrily.
"Three OC's!"
The Pilot gets possessed by a demon and goes crazy but Valor and Alf managed to tackle him.
"Two Crew members."
Zoro and Sanji were throwing insults at each other.
"And a Straw hat for Ruby."
The Mysterious figure gets closer while Ruby is still napping.
On the Eighth day of Christmas SlurpthisStuff gave to me...
"Eight types of Dust."
said Weiss and behind her are the Dust crystals in different color.
"Seven Lewd Fictions."
Blake is on the second book.
"Six Bottles of Sake."
Yang was getting more drunk.
Five Blonde Characters
Yang makes a pun but everyone just groans at how awful that was.
"Four made up Grimm."
Edgar was panicking while the Grimm were jumping up at him.
"Three OC's!"
The possessed Pilot is being tied up by Valor while Alf is calling the local exorcist.
"Two Crew members."
Zoro and Sanji were accusing each other because they somehow gotten lost in the Emerald Forest again.
"And a Straw hat for Ruby."
The Mysterious figure was right next to Ruby who was still sleeping but she was having a nightmare.
On the Ninth day of Christmas SlurpthisStuff gave to me...
"Nine Stacks of Pancakes."
Chriped Nora as there were pancakes next to her.
"Eight types of Dust."
Weiss is polishing one of them.
"Seven Lewd Fictions."
Blake is on the third one now.
"Six Bottles of Sake."
Yang was snoring.
Five Blonde Characters
They were now playing games but either Yang or Genos were winning.
"Four made up Grimm."
The Grimm were fighting each other because only one can have Edgar as their meal.
"Three OC's!"
The Exorcist who is actually Zoidberg is now attempting to get the Demon out of the Pilot.
"Two Crew Members."
Zoro and Sanji were beating up the creatures of Grimm because they interrupted their argument.
"And a Straw hat for Ruby."
The figure is wearing a white cloak with white rose petals floating around her.
On the Tenth day of Christmas SlurpthisStuff gave to me...
"The Tenth Chapter."
I said writing the Pirate of Remnant's tenth chapter.
"Nine Stacks of Pancakes."
Nora was gobbling the pancakes up while Ren is bringing more.
"Eight types of Dust."
Weiss is now counting them.
"Seven Lewd Fictions."
Blake is now on the fourth book.
"Six Bottles of Sake."
Yang is behind a table for some reason.
Five Blonde Characters
Yang and Genos were still competing against each other
"Four made up Grimm."
the Grimm wranglers are attempting to wrangle the Grimm but so far nothing is working.
"Three OC's!"
Zoidberg was being choke by the possessed Pilot while Valor and Alf are trying to get him off of Zoidberg.
"Two Crew members."
Zoro and Sanji made a truce for now.
"And a Straw hat for Ruby."
The Ghostly Cloaked Figure puts her hand out stroking Ruby's hair motherly, calming her down and making her smile.
On the Eleventh day of Christmas SlurpthisStuff gave to me...
"Eleven Pieces of Meat!"
yelled Luffy holding two of them.
"The Tenth Chapter."
I am still working on it.
"Nine Stacks of Pancakes."
Nora is still eating more but Ren is getting tired.
"Eight types of Dust."
Weiss is beating up Roman Torchwick who was attempting to steal the dust.
"Seven Lewd Fictions."
Blake is on the seventh book already dang she's a fast reader.
"Six Bottles of Beer."
Yang is barfing in the toilet.
Five Blonde Characters
Genos won but Yang is taking it hard but Maka and Jaune are trying to cheer up.
"Four made up Grimm."
The Taurus and The Grimm Wizard are dead and The Silver Back and The MinoTaurus are still fighting it out.
"Three OC's!"
Zoidberg is dead and The Possessed Pilot has called in a demon army which Valor and Alf are fighting now.
"Two Crew members."
Zoro and Sanji's temporary truce is now broken and they are fighting each other.
"And a Straw hat for Ruby."
The figure then fades away before Ruby wakes up.
On the Twelth day of Christmas SlurpthisStuff gave to me...
"Twelve RWBY Chibis."
There are Chibis of teams RWBY and JNPR stacked on top of each other with chibi Ozpin and Glynda on top.
"Eleven Pieces of Meat!"
There were bone surrounding a satisfied Luffy.
"The Tenth Chapter."
I gotten bored of writing it. So instead I'm looking at memes of RWBY.
"Nine Stacks of Pancakes."
Nora is full and is rubbing her belly while Ren collapsed of exhaustion next to her.
"Eight types of... Hey!"
Weiss yells at Roman who is now escaping.
"Eight Lewd Fictions."
said Blake writing her own Lewd novel.
"..."
Yang is no where to be found and she's drunk... This is bad.
Five Blonde Cha... "LET'S CELEBRATE!"
yelled Drunk Yang popping out of nowhere surprising Jaune, Naruto, Maka, Genos, and The other Yang.
"God Damn it Barb!" yelled Burnie who came out of nowhere also.
"Four made up Grimm."
Edgar survived and is now on a throne.
"Three OC's!"
Valor and Alf managed to get the Demon out of The Pilot, and they are now celebrating.
"Two Idiots!"
yelled a very irritated Nami smashing Zoro and Sanji's heads together knocking them out. I think I see Sanji getting a nose bleed of pleasure.
"And a Staw hat for Ruby."
Ruby wakes up to see Luffy next to her. She gives him his hat back.
"I had the weirdest dream." said Ruby.
"What's it about?" asked Luffy.
"It was something to do with a Christmas song for some reason." said Ruby.
"What's Christmas?" asked Luffy.
"Oh right you came from another world." said Ruby.
the end
I hope you all liked my Christmas special even though it's a bit late. If you have any questions or comments I'll answer them next chapter.
Also Happy Holidays! ^_^