Disclaimer: I do not own One Piece or RWBY they belong to their respective owners.
Somewhere in the comfort of his home our heroic Fanfic Writer is laying on his own bed while struggling to make Ideas for his stories.
SlurpthisStuff: Sigh... I finally finished writing the 2nd chapter of Subject Rose and it took about a month what am I even doing...
SMASH!
SlurpthisStuff: WHAT THE HECK!
Suddenly something blurry busted through the door surprising the Writer and then knocking him out.
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SlurpthisStuff: (Groan...)
Splash!
Water splashes on the Writer's face waking him up.
SlurpthisStuff: HUH?! WHAT?! WHERE AM I?!
Desk lamp shines on his face.
SlurpthisStuff: GAH!
Writer attempts to block eyes but squints instead because his hands are tied to a chair. He sees a couple of silhouettes behind the light.
SlurpthisStuff: WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE! AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO JAMES?!
Long Haired Figure: Uh... Who's James?
Bowed Hair Figure: I think he's referring to the dinosaur plushie...
SlurpthisStuff: I'll have you know he's a Diplodocus! But... were getting off topic here aren't we...
Cloaked Figure: Yep!
Hatted Figure: What's a Diplokuss?...
Side Ponytail Figure: Shush! (elbow's the Hatted Figure's ribs)
SlurpthisStuff: So anyways... Where were we? Oh yeah! WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE?!
Long Haired Figure: Oh... Writer... Writer... Writer... Don't you even recognize us?
The desk lamp turns off and room light turns on revealing that he was in an interrogation room, but the people who were there surprised the Fanfic Author.
SlurpthisStuff: (GASP!) YOUR THE NEIGHBORS FROM DOWN STAIRS!
Weiss: NO YOU DOLT! WERE THE CHARACTERS FROM THAT FANFICTION OF YOURS!
Weiss yells angrily with a tick mark on her head.
SlurpthisStuff: Relax relax I know who you are I'm just messing with you.
Weiss: Well it was not Funny! (still angry)
Yang: I thought it was clever.
Blake: Same here...
Weiss: Hmph!
Weiss crosses her arms and points her nose in the air.
Luffy: So... Was he tricking us when we took him?
SlurpthisStuff: Nah, I was doing it the moment I recognized your silhouette's. Anyways why did you take me?
Ruby: You haven't updated your main story for a while Mr. Writer.
SlurpthisStuff: Okay I can see that... But why aren't you calling me by my name?
Ruby: Um... because...
Weiss: It was stupid to call you that.
Ruby: Weiiiss...
Weiss: What! It's such a ridicules name, who calls them self SlurpthisStuff!
SlurpthisStuff: Ouch... What a burn...
Weiss: So anyways... You haven't even updated your own story within a month and your readers are wondering whens the next chapter.
SlurpthisStuff: Well... the truth is I was writing the second chapter of another story called Subject Rose.
Ruby: Really?
SlurpthisStuff: Not only that I have a lot of things going for me in life like doing a project for my Sophomore year or studying for tests...
Blake: And pointlessly watching gaming videos on YouTube for hours and looking at images relating to us.
Ruby:Gross...
SlurpthisStuff: How do you know that!
Blake: I hacked you're phone.
SlurpthisStuff: Touche... But seriously though other than that I have to do my homework.
Luffy: Then how about you just quit going to school.
SlurpthisStuff: Unfortunately it's not that simple Luffy...
Luffy: Why? It's not like you enjoy it anyways.
SlurpthisStuff: I do enjoy it. It's just that I... Uh...
Weiss: Hello were getting off topic here!
SlurpthisStuff: Oh! Sorry...
Ruby: It's Okay.
Blake: So what are you planning to do with your stories and your life right now.
SlurpthisStuff: Well for starters I should prioritize doing my school life first and then begin writing the next chapter for The Pirate of Remnant.
Yang: Sounds like a plan I can't wait to get back into action!
Yang pumps her fist into the air.
SlurpthisStuff: But that would take a while.
Yang: Awww... :(
Suddenly Luffy went up to the writer and asking him for a favor.
Luffy: Hey since you can make anything come to life by writing things down, then can you give me a huge pile of meat. (stomach growls)
SlurpthisStuff: (sigh...) Alright... But first you have to untie me and then give me a pen and paper.
the end
Welp that's what I have been doing this entire time for the past month I hope you enjoyed this short where I was kidnapped by team RWBY and the pirate captain Luffy. If you have any questions or comments leave a review and I might answer next chapter. ^_^
Luffy: Hey this meat is tasty! Om-nom-nom!
Everything is tasty to you Luffy.
Ruby: Um... Why are you petting my head.
Uh... No reason...
Yang: Hey!
Uh oh... (Gets punched in the face and was sent flying out of the interrogation room breaking the ceiling.)
Yaaah-hoo-hoo-hoo-hooey! Hey I can see my house up here!
Yang: WELL GOOD FOR YOU!
Weiss: I'm going to get out of here.
Weiss turns to Blake
Weiss: Coffee?
Blake: I prefer Tea.
They then walked out together holding hands.