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The Many Uses of Monkey D. Luffy

1. A convenient transport system

"Yosh! Is everybody Ready!" said Luffy with his arms stretched over the docks of Beacon and his hands gripping on two poles near the edge of the cliff. Holding on to him are both of our fearless leaders of teams RWBY and JNPR. Although one of them is practically shaking their legs.

"You know I'm starting to have second thoughts about this." said Jaune nervously.

"Oh come on Jaune quit being such a baby, don't you want to see that new movie everybody was talking about." said Ruby.

"Easy for you to say! I wasn't the one who was used as a projectile to decapitate a Nevermore!" said Jaune raising his voice a little.

"Really! That's so cool!" said Luffy with sparkles floating around him after hearing that.

"Well who's fault was it that we missed our Airship flight then hmm!" said Ruby trying to make a comeback.

"That would be Luffy." said Jaune making it awkward for the Red Reaper.

"Oh right..." said Ruby.

"Gomu Gomu no... Rocket!" shouted Luffy as he then projects himself along with Ruby and Jaune.

"Wait I wasn't ready for thiiiiiiiis..." shouted Jaune with his voice trailing off into the air.

While Luffy was laughing Ruby then came to a realization.

"Wait a minute where are we going to land?" she said asking the Pirate Captain.

"How should I know! HA HA HA HA HA!" Luffy responded while still laughing.

"Should we start screaming now?!" said Jaune.

"Yes!" said Ruby.

And so the two unfortunate souls were forced to scream in mid air while the Pirate Captain was laughing maniacally.

2. Back up Crescent Rose

Somewhere in the Emerald Forest Ruby and Luffy are somehow surrounded by the creatures of Grimm. How they got there or in that situation because Luffy wanted to go exploring and Ruby needed some fresh air. Unfortunately she left her weapon at school and she even forgot to put her weapon in the rocket locker when they left.

"Oh Dust! Were surrounded by Beowolves and I can't fight without my Sweetheart!" said Ruby worriedly.

"Don't worry I have an Idea!" said Luffy with a grin.

"And what would that be?" asked Ruby.

A few moments later...

"You gotta be kidding me right." said Ruby with a sweat drop while holding Luffy like a scythe. He was positioned to be straight and had his legs together with his arm sticking out to act like a blade but his hand was curled into a fist. Surprisingly he was light for some reason.

"What other options do we have!" said Luffy with a determined face.

"You know you could've just... Oh never mind." said Ruby as a Beowolf started to run towards her.

The Red Reaper starts to swing Luffy as she normally would with Crescent Rose, starting with a sideways swing making the Pirate Captain punch the Beowolf in the face.

"Huh that was not actually that bad." Ruby said to herself as she then starts swinging at every Beowolf that came at her while using Luffy as a weapon, punching every single one.

A group of Beowolves came charging at her but she would swing with a lot a force causing Luffy to stretch around like a whip, making an arc.

"Gomu Gomu no Scythe Whip!" shouted Luffy as they were doing it.

Soon an Alpha Beowolf came right at the duo, swinging its massive claws against the Red Reaper and Pirate Captain. Ruby tries to hit it with Luffy but she misses for about four times. Ruby decided to twirl Luffy around in hopes of making it confused but it saw through her trick.

"Hey! Don't spin me like that!" Luffy said in protest already feeling dizzy.

But unexpectedly she swung Luffy upwards making his fist collide with his crotch making the Alpha hold his jewels.

"YIPE!" the Grimm whimpered in pain, it then began to roll on the ground while holding his groin and making more sounds of pain.

"Uh... Oops." said Ruby while putting Luffy down. Luffy on the other hand just cringed at this. No man or even Grimm for this matter shouldn't ever have their jewels be crushed.

3. Bounce House

It was a nice day at Beacon, the birds are singing, flowers are blooming, on days like these... Our favorite team of huntresses are bouncing on top of our favorite Pirate Captain? Kids these days.
If y'all want to know why or how they are bouncing on top of the Pirate Captain is that he ate so much food from the Mess Hall that his belly inflated to the size of a bounce house and apparently he fell asleep. This surprised team RWBY on how much Luffy can eat up to the point where his belly was inflated(You should've seen the look on their faces, it was priceless XD), but then again Luffy is a rubber man after all. For some odd reason Yang decided to jump on to Luffy and started to bounce on him like a trampoline. Soon Ruby and Blake decided to join along with team JNPR that came in recently.

*BOING*

*BOING*

"WEEEEEEEEEEEE!" Ruby squealed with joy as she then does a backflip on top of the sleeping Pirate Captain.

"HA HA HA HA HA!" laughed Yang doing somersaults.

Blake just giggled as she finds it amusing to think that Luffy could be used as something like this.

Pyrrha was giggling as well. The Mistral Champion then does two front flips.

Yang, thinking that she could do better did three, but then Nora did four.

"Come on Weiss!" Ruby called out to her partner.

"No I refuse!" Weiss replied with a cold glare. "You're all acting like children!"

"What's the matter Ice Queen, can't have some fun!" said Yang mocking her with a grin.

"What you're all doing isn't safe! There aren't even walls that can catch your fall." said Weiss and right as she said that, Jaune fell off and broke his nose, but that was fixed in an instant after his Aura glowed.

"I'm okay!" he said.

"See what I mean!" said Weiss proving her point.

Suddenly Luffy's body starts to deflate making everybody on top of him fall off and simultaneously hit their head on the ground.

"Aahhh what a nice nap." said Luffy waking up but when he looks around himself everybody was on the floor with concussions. "Hah? Why is everybody on the ground? Are they sleepin to?"

Weiss just facepalms.

4. Racing thing?

Somewhere in a Stadium Booth our Fanfic Writer and the Headmaster of Beacon seem to be spectating a race. While others filled the bleachers waiting for the fun to begin.

SlurpthisStuff: Ah it's a beautiful day at the race track ain't that right Headmaster.

Ozpin: Ah yes it certainly is.(Takes sip of coffee)

SlurpthisStuff: So can you explain to us what is this race suppose to be about?

Ozpin: Well Writer while a Hunter can rely on their Strength and Mind to take down a Creature of Grimm. One must have Speed and Dexterity to execute a mission faster.

SlurpthisStuff: In other words we're doing a race about who is the fastest among characters. And here comes our racers right now.

First up we have Ruby Rose the leader of team RWBY, the youngest student to enter Beacon Academy, but don't underestimate this little young lady because her semblance is based off of Speed itself.

Ruby was getting ready and is wearing a racing number that says one.

"I'm totally going to win this!" she said with a grin.

"Not so fast Rubes!"

Ozpin: Coming up next is team RWBY's Strongest member Yang Xiao Long, riding in on her Motorcycle she calls Bumblebee.

*VROOM*

*VROOM*

"Heh! Ride Like A Motorcycle, Speeding Like A Bee!" said Yang putting on sunglasses and a helmet. Her motorcycle had a number two racing number.

"You really think that you can beat me with that Motorcycle of yours Sis!" said Ruby getting competitive with her sibling.

"Don't be to sure Rubes I can beat you any day with Bumblebee!" Yang replied.

"Are you sure about that Ladies!"

SlurpthisStuff:What's this! Sun of Haven Academy has come in and for some reason he's using a Spare member of team RWBY as a Racing Mount!

Ozpin: Clearly this is one of the Strangest sights to ever behold.

"Sun!" Both Sisters called out simultaneously.

"That's Right!" the Monkey Faunus said, crossing his arms while grinning with Luffy giving him a piggy back ride. Both him and the Pirate Captain wore number threes.

"But why are you Riding Luffy?" asked Ruby with a sweat drop.

"Cause Reasons!" said Sun with a smug face.

"He promised me if we win then he'll give me some meat." said Luffy answering Ruby's questions.

"Yeah... I can clearly see that." said Yang while taking a photo with her scroll.

"Not So Fast!"

SlurpthisStuff: Okay now this is just getting ridicules. Apparently Nora Valkyrie has done the same thing with Lie Ren. What do you make of this Headmaster.

Ozpin: Well you wrote this short after all.

SlurpthisStuff: Hey no fourth wall breaking aloud.

"Come on Ren! Let's show them what we Got!" shouted the Hammer Wielder.

"Is this even necessary?!" said Ren struggling to hold Nora's weight. They both wore number fours.

"Okay now this is Priceless." said Yang trying to hold back a laugh along with everybody else on the race track.

SlurpthisStuff: Alright enough with introductions, let's just get the race started already.

Meanwhile in the Bleachers.

Zoro snored loudly in his seat annoying those around him.

Blake was waving a little flag representing team RWBY, next to her was Weiss who was shouting to also represent team RWBY.

Jaune was just sitting there cheering along with Pyrrha.

Sanji was also there but is mainly cheering for Ruby, Nora, & Yang.

SlurpthisStuff: Lopez if you would do the honors.

"Bueno..."
'Okay...' said the Brown Robot pointing the gun upwards.

"Preparados , Listos, Ya!"
'Ready, Set, Go!'

*BANG*

"AAAAHHHHHH! Oof! I'm Okay!" said Caboose landing next to Lopez.

This part of the short was never made due to the Writers Personal reasons, so we're skipping ahead to see what happened at the end of this Race.

SlurpthisStuff: Wow I'll say that was a close one between Ruby and Nora! Let's see who won!

On the holographic screen it slowly revealed in slow motion that Sun holding a stick with a piece of meat attached to it with a string crosses the finish line riding on Luffy in Gear Second.

"What!" Ruby shouted.

"Aw man..." said Nora while Ren collapsed to the floor.

"Alright We Won!" shouted Luffy as he then proceeds to eat the Meat on the stick.

5. Coco's Gatling gun

On one side of the Amphitheater's arena was Coco Adel holding Luffy like her own weapon while on the other side was Jaune, Ren, Zoro, Sanji, Sun, and team CRDL.

"Wait What?" said Jaune.

"Gomu Gomu no Gatling Gun!" shouted Luffy with a barrage of punches stretching to the other side beating every guy into a pulp.

Later in the infirmary...

All the guys (except Luffy) were in individual beds.

"Oh hey look." said Ren as a holographic screen shows up.

"Play of the Game" said a Female voice as Jaune was in front of the screen along with his name.

Unfortunately all it show was Jaune being pwned by Luffy's Punches in slow motion with the Overwatch music playing in the background.

Jaune just sighed. "Really!"

the end

This is just something that I just came up with in my head. Don't worry I'm still taking your suggestions for Beacon of Life time

If you have any questions or comments leave a review and I'll answer next chapter.^_^