Chapter 1:Magic Box
Rius:Yo Naps I'm going ta Snowden.
Napstablook:Oooh k be safe.
Rius:Gotcha bro!
"Blink"
Fireball: "Hey babe, I'm heading to Grillby's."
OAU Chara: "Okay. Go on. I'll catch up with you later."
Fireball teleports out of the house.*
-John is wondering around looking down into his hands with some small metal box-
John: I think I'll head in for a bite...
-walks to Grillbys-
"Blink"
At Chara/Fireball's house
Rius:Yo Pyro u in there?
OAU Chara: "No. He just left. Meet up with him at Grillby's."
OAU Chara walks out of the house and heads for Grillby's herself.*
Rius:coolness later Geno!
"Blink"
-John walks into grillbys-
John: -mumbles to himself- Now,
-sits and starts opening and tinkering the box-
"Blink"
In front of Fireball
Rius:YO Pyro!!!
Fireball (startled) : "What the hell, Blinky?!"
-John jumps up when Rius yells-
-Jams Finger jams into small box-
John: Ow!
Rius:Hi Johnko!
Sees beer
Rius:I'll take that!
Takes Sans beer
Rius:Love to stay but I gotta go!
Meet me at the Ruins later!
"Blink"
John: Hey Ri—
-he blinks away-
John: I'll just have to amaze him later,
-John closes box-
-Presses button-
-Box floats and Catches on Fire-
John: There we go!
-John stops the box-
John: I'll take something to go,
Grillby hands Fireball his Mt. Ebbot moonshine. Fireball takes the alcohol and drinks it all down, asking for seconds.*
Fireball: "Nothin' better than moonshine!"
OAU Chara walks in and puts an arm around Fireball's neck.*
OAU Chara: "Hey babe."
Fireball (has had ten moonshines by now and is properly drunk): "Hreyyy baaabee."
OAU Chara: "Damn drunk. You can't hold your liquor after 9 glasses of 'shine."
Fireball: "Wanna try me, beautiful? How about a smooch?"
OAU Chara: "Ugh...fine." *kisses Fireball on the lips* "Now let's get out of here before you get REALLY shitfaced."
Fireball teleports himself and Chara out of Grillby's and into the ruins.*
John: Oh Wai—
-They teleport-
John: Wait up!
-Start running to the ruins-
"Blink"
Rius:Yo Tori! U got everything ready?
Toriel:Almost Everyone on the way?
Rius:U know it. Hey where's Frisky bits?
Toriel:She went to the store with Asriel.
Rius:I guess I'll just wait here.
-John runs and swings open the door to the ruins-
John: You think you could teleport me as well? Huff… Huff…
Fireball and OAU Chara search the ruins for Rius, Fireball staggering the whole time. They eventually find Rius and ask him why the wanted them here.*
Fireball: "Hey, Blinky, what'd ya want us here for?
OAU Chara: "Yeah, what's the big idea, Bonehead?"
Rius:Were!
Looks frantically for Sans
-John laughs-
Rius:Toriel u left the basement unlocked
OAU Chara: "Ugh! I mean you, faggot!" *points at Rius*
OAU Frisk:What was that?
"Holds knife to Chara's neck"
Fireball (still drunk): "What was what?"
-John walks up-
John: Fire you know that stuff is gonna kill you one day,
John: Hey everyone! What's up?
Rius:Chill hunbun they ment nothing By it.
Frisk puts she knife down
Frisk:Ok, hi John.
Asriel:Hi guys wat up?
John: Yo! Guys look at this!
-Press button-
-cube raises and is on Fire-
How about that?
It's like a floating candle!
Fireball (to John): "Look, I don't give a flying f*k! Knkw why? 'Cause I'm invincible!" *Fireball throws arms in the air. OAU Chara facepalms.*
Fireball looks at Asriel.*
Fireball: "Hey Goat Boy."
-cube Quickly dashes away from Fireballs Arm throws-
John: Well you know I think it's cool!
Rius:Um we have a human candle already. I mean he's drunk but nonetheless he works.
(Points to Fireball)
Rius:Oh mercy me someone sober him up!
OAU Chara gives Fireball a huge kiss, instantly sobering Fireball.*
Fireball telekinetically lifts the cube, and brings it to him.*
Fireball: "Let's have a looksee. Well well well, what do we have here?"
John: Umm it's still in the works,
It just takes in a magical input and uses it,
Rius:um I if I did it Tori might need a new house?
cube burst into a ball of flames and creates its own gravity, orbiting pieces of rubble around it*
Rius:Holy shit!
John: Woah,
-Gets out a notepad-
John: looks like it's worked!
-writes something down-
Fireball: "How do ya stop this thing?"
OAU Chara:Drop it dummy!
-John hand motions cube back-
Fireball: "Uh, yeah!"
John: Sure,
OAU Chara: "Get on with it, dipshit."
Rius:First of all Tori Now!
Toriel comes out with a huge array of foods
Rius:We eat then I'll explain cool
John: That's fine with me!
-Grabs a plate-
Fireball grabs one plate, two forks, and a healthy portion of each food. He then forms a table of fire and telekinetically lifts rubble and places the pieces down to be used as chairs. Fireball and Chara use one rubble piece and eat off of the same plate, Fireball and Chara occasionally feeding each other.*
RiusFrisk:"Barf noises"
Rius:Well I ask u all here cuz... Fuck why did I call u guys here?
Fireball: "Dumbass..."
John: Umm was it just to eat because it not complaining,
-John looks at cube-
-John mumbles- kinda still want Rius to touch it…
John: Rius I got an idea!
Rius:Wat u want tinker
John: Well I was wondering what would happen if you touched this? -Picks up box-
We probably don't wanna do this outside
Rius finish his food and takes the box outside
Rius:If anything happens ur paying for it got it.
John: You know it might teleport, it might you know blow up……
Rius:Aaaaaahhhh!
Silents
Walks back in the house
Rius:So we got a problem
OAU Chara: "What is it?"
Rius:So I did the thing and it started to shoot Spears at me then it
Blinked
John: Oww…… I should've known what it would do……
-Walks in-
John: The problem is that I don't know it went……
And ummm...
Ummm...
Rius:So There's a teleporting spear throwing box that can't be tracked in the underground!
Why didn't u add a tracker!!!!
John: I told you it was in the works, the problem is it will ummm
-Scratches Head-
Continue until I gesture it back...
Fireball: "Fucking dumbass..." *grabs a glass of Mt. Ebbot moonshine and chugs it*
Fireball: "You two are the CAUSE of my drunkenness!"
Rius:Pyro let's track it ourselves teleport everywhere as fast as u can don't want anyone getting hurt ya know.
Brb Mercy!
"Blink"
Frisk:Later
John: Ha…ha…
I should probably warm people about a murdery box that teleports...
Frisk:Oh ya think!
Asriel:I'll go get Sans he can teleport to
Fireball and OAU Chara teleport everywhere until the finding the box shooting spears at Grillby's.*
-John is running in Snowden warning people and notices and start running to Grillbys-
Fireball: "I'll just form force field around it and-"
The box shattered the force field of fire and teleports away.*
Fireball: "-shit!"
Rius blinks to Alphys
Lab
Rius:Alphys! Problem.Box.Spears!
Alphys:It's a Grilbys
Rius:Thanks
Fireball chugs another glass of Mt. Ebbot moonshine and continues his search with Chara by his side.*
Blink
Rius:We're is it!
John: Ummm it was here...but it went away.
Rius:Fuck!
Blinks back to Alphys
Rius:have u seen it
Alphys:It's in hot land
Rius:Thanks
Blinks
Fireball teleports directly in front of the cube to a shooting spear.*
Fireball: "Shit!" *teleports behind the cube*
Fireball forms a Level 10 fire force field around the cube and teleported himself, Chara, and the cube to Alphys' lab.*
–John runs to the lab-
John: Huff Huff Hot doesn't help running,
Blinks
And sees Pyro teleport
Rius:Fuck!
Blinks to Alphys
Fireball: "I got the little bastard!"
Rius:Hold it still!
Summons a multitude of Spears
I'm gonna turn this into scrap metal!
Fireball releases the forcefield but holds the cube still with telekinesis.*
Fireball: "Go! NOW!"
Rius:Piercing tornado!
Destroys the box
John: Wait! I just have to signal it back—
-box shards fly-
Rius:Never make one of those again and if u do don't tell me
Fireball: "Damn right!"
John: I can probably fix this,
-Picks up little bits of metal-
John: Wires are fried, it's in shambles, it will take a bit of time,
-Quickly puts metals in bag-
Fireball: "No. Never. Again."
John: Ummmm Okay……
I'll at least not ask you to touch everything,
John: Rius, powers is to much for the little thing
Rius:Fuck it I'm going ta grilbys!
I need a drink! Some one tell Napstablook I'm gonna be out late tell Frisk to come pick me up later.
Fireball: "I'm game!"
Chara: "No! No more drinks! You're going HOME and WE are gonna stay in BED. You. Me. Bed. NOW."
Fireball: "Yes dear..." *teleports the two back home*
John: Well, you know things gotta be tested,
-walks into the lab-
End!