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"I'm heading out Yang." said Ruby walking out the door of their dorm.
"Okay Ruby just be sure to bring an umbrella when you go out." her sister told her. "It's going to rain soon."
"I'm not a kid Yang, besides I've already have my hood on."
"Whatever Sis, just don't blame me if your clothes get wet."
...
'What a perfect day for a walk' Ruby thought as she paced through the gardens of Beacon academy. She loves it whenever she goes here, all the flowers and variety of plant life, especially the roses, she likes them a lot. She then spots a red ball.
"Huh that's odd, what's a red ball doing here?" She said to herself as she then went to pick it up. Said ball started to roll away for some reason. She's shocked that it somehow moved on it's own, however she's curious on where it went, so she followed the ball. The ball led her out of the gardens, through the campus all the way to the entrance as it then fell down the drain.
'Well that was a bit weird,' Ruby thought. 'To bad someone lost their ball now that I think about it.'
As she was about to go back to her dorm she suddenly heard someone yell joyfully from the sewers. "ALRIGHT I FINALLY FOUND MY NOSE!"
This made Ruby a bit scared at the same time weirded out. She listened carefully as the voice continued to talk. "Now that I found my nose I can find out where the hell am I."
Ruby decided to speak. "Um hello?"
The voice responded. "Huh? Who said that?"
"I did." said Ruby, she then heard some foot steps coming her way. With each step the person down there takes it made her nervous. As the footsteps got nearer she waited in anticipation only for a Clown to show up with an annoyed expression.
"Huh? A girl? What the hell you want?" he said.
All of a sudden Ruby just screamed, "AAAAAAAAAAAHHH!" not because the guy's a clown, it was because he has spiders crawling all over him.
"What The Hell Are You Screaming At!" the clown guy said angrily only to notice the spiders just about now. "GYAAAAHHH! I HAVE SPIDERS ALL OVER ME! SOMEONE GET THEM OFF!" He pleaded.
In which Ruby responded by bringing out Crescent Rose in gun mode and starts shooting rapidly at the clown while still screaming.
"OW! OW! OW! STOP SHOOTING AT ME YOU CRAZY GIRL!" the guy screamed in agony as he then somehow popped out of the grates and was full with holes. "I SAID STOP THAT!"
Ruby unexpectedly just sliced the guy's head with her weapon in scythe mode out of fear and starts running away.
"Tch, crazy girl." The guy said despite being decapitated. His head floated back onto his torso while the holes in his body regenerates. He pats off the remaining muck from the sewers while muttering. "It's a good thing I ate the Chop Chop no mi other wise I could've died. Of course no ones match for the Great Buggy! JIYA HA HA HA!" the clown proclaimed himself with self praise. "Except for that accursed Straw Hat, oh when I find him I'll show him what its like to mess with Me!" He then suddenly realizes he was missing something. "Where the hell is my crew!"
"Man Remnant is sure not like any place we've been to before right guys." said Luffy chilling on a bean bag.
"Yeah it's so amazing that their technology seems so advanced." Usopp agreed. "Though to be honest ours seems to be also advanced too, just differently though."
The current Straw Hat crew present are Luffy, Zoro, Usopp, Sanji, and Chopper. They were just chilling in their personal dorm that they've been requesting for ages now. They decorated the place to their characteristics I wouldn't give you the specific details of the place since it mostly would waste time for me. Suddenly their peace and quite was interrupted by screaming through the hallway followed by a huge slam at next door.
"Was that Ruby?" said Luffy.
"I guess it was." said Zoro waking up from his nap. "I wonder what's up with her."
"Well what ever it was I'm going to check up on her." said Sanji chivalrously. "You guys coming?"
"AAAA-"
SMACK!
"Ow!" said Ruby after getting slapped back to sanity by Weiss.
"Can you tell us why you were screaming?!" Weiss asked in a calm and angered voice.
Ruby took several deep breathes before she started to explain. "Well I was walking in the gardens to view the flowers, I then saw a red ball near my favorite rose bush, I didn't know who's ball it was so when I went to pick it up it started to move on it's own."
"That's what scared you!" Weiss said skeptically as Team JNPR and The Straw Hats arrived.
"No I'm not finished," said Ruby. "As I was saying, the ball moved on it's own so I decided to follow it. I've walked through the entire school until it fell down into the sewers. I was about to go back to our dorm when I suddenly heard a voice in there."
"Are you sure you didn't have too much sugar?" said Jaune.
"I said I wasn't finished!" said Ruby. "Anyways after hearing that voice I saw a clown."
"A clown?" said Luffy tilting his head.
"Hmm for some reason that sounds familiar." said Zoro rubbing his chin.
"You were afraid of a clown?" said Yang. "Jaune's scared of many things and even he's not afraid of a clown."
Jaune replied to the comment saying. "Well just the ones that look scary."
"No its not that it was because he was covered in icky spiders." Ruby shuddered.
"Spiders aren't that big of a deal." said Usopp while getting smacked in the head by Sanji.
"Shut up idiot." he said while remembering that horrible nightmare at Jaya.
"So what happened next?" asked Chopper.
"I-uh... Shot him a couple time." Ruby said guiltily, pointing her fingers together.
"EHHHHH!" everybody chorused in surprise.
"Ruby Why On Remnant Did You Do That?!" said Yang grabbing her shoulders.
"I Don't Know It Was In The Heat Of The Moment! What happened next horrified me! He was still alive after being filled with holes and he some how went through the grates and then-" Ruby gasped with a horrified expression.
"What Ruby What!" asked Yang. Ruby started to sob.
"I've Killed Him!" Ruby cried. Tears poured out of her eyes as she wailed in her sisters embrace. This news shocked the entirety of the people in the room except for two individuals.
"No you didn't." said Luffy plainly.
"What do you mean she didn't! Our team leader just confessed committing murder on another person!" exclaimed Weiss.
"Actually I think we know this person you've supposedly killed." said Zoro.
"What are are you saying." said Blake.
"This person can't be killed through any normal means." Zoro explained. Luffy then added. "His name is Buggy and he ate the Chop Chop no mi."
Ruby sniffled and wiped away her tears. "So I didn't kill him?"
"Nope." Luffy confirmed with a toothy grin. Everyone sighed with relief that their friend isn't a murderer.
"Thank goodness." said Yang.
"However that means we've got a s##$%y clown to deal with in the academy." said Sanji.
"Why?" asked Pyrrha. "Are you not friends with this person?"
"He's a dangerous man." said Zoro. "You're all lucky our crew is nice, otherwise this place would have been burnt to the ground."
"Well technically it would with your shenanigans." said Jaune.
"That's besides the point." said Zoro irritated a bit.
"We'll have to inform the headmaster about this." suggested Pyrrha.
"While we get to hunt the clown." Nora said eagerly causing everybody to stare at her.
"Nora..." said Ren.
"What I'm so bored right now and I want something to do!" Nora groaned.
"I want to go too." Luffy volunteered.
"Um shouldn't we just leave this to the staff?" said Jaune.
Everybody thought about it for a bit and reached the conclusion that they would search for Buggy.
"Okay guys so here's the plan." said Jaune while a holographic screen was projected on a wall. Nora sips from her soda intensively. "These are the most possible locations that this clown might go from our given information from the experts (AKA the Straw Hats) who know how to deal with this guy." The Arc began to list the several locations that had been marked with a red dot. "The medical ward, the training room, the ladies room, the workshop, and the cafeteri- wait a minute these are just the places you guys like to go to!" Jaune points a finger accusingly to the Straw Hats who were silently whistling.
"Wouldn't we just find the guy out in the open or something?" said Ruby. "It's not like he would know how to get around the Academy so what's the point of us just sitting in this dark room?" Everybody agreed with her.
Jaune was about to say something about how long he set this all up but decided against. "You know what, good point."
"Why are we even using an old junk projector anyways?" asked Yang. "And where did you get it from?"
"I just happened to found it in the storage room."
Suddenly the projector started to switch slides on it's own.
"Jaune what are you doing? We've already reached the agreement that we would find him out in the open." said Ruby.
"It's not me I'm not even touching it." Jaune said as everybody looked at Nora.
"What don't look at me I'm just sitting here." They then looked at Luffy who pretty much said the same.
"Then who's been switching the slides?" said Usopp sweating nervously.
The slides then started to show pictures of Port doing poses with half his clothing on. Everybody screamed.
"AH MY EYES MY EYES!"
"TURN IT OFF TURN IT OFF!"
"WHERE IS THE REMOTE FOR THIS!"
In the Clock Tower of Beacon Academy, Headmaster Ozpin was currently trying to turn on the Holo-screen yet the blasted remote doesn't work. Unfortunately Glynda seems to have taken a day off today.
"Um Headmaster Ozpin?" said Port as he entered the room.
"I've told you to drop the formalities when there's no one else around Peter."
"Right of course but I was wondering if you've seen my projector?"
"Wouldn't it be in the storage room?"
"I've checked there already (Thrice) but I can't find it."
After recovering from the horrifying experience our group of hunters and pirates continued their search for the clown Buggy. So far no success.
"You know for a guy who looks like a clown and a pirate at the same time, he sure is difficult to find." said Ruby slumping down as they walked.
"Which was why we had too narrow the possibilities to where he might be in the first place." said Jaune.
"Like that was a good idea." said Sanji still shuddering at the most recent memory.
"How was I suppose to know it had those photos besides you guys barely provided us with information." said Jaune accusingly.
"Well how would you feel if you ended up in a place you don't even know?" said Luffy. "I'd probably feel hungry."
"Ugh really Luffy! Food at a time like this!" said Yang.
"Wait a minute he's right!" said Weiss. "Whoa that felt weird to say..."
"He is?" said Yang surprised, not expecting Ice Queen of all people to say that along with everyone else
"I am?"
"Think about it, We already have visitors from another world as so far fetched it would sound." Weiss explained.
"Oh right, why didn't I think of that before..." said Ruby as she asks the Straw Hats a question. "Guys what was your first thoughts or feelings when you mysteriously woken up in this place?"
"Well I was hungry." Luffy said, scratching the back of his head.
"Obviously." said Usopp blankly.
"Other than the fact on wanting to find out where the hell I am, I suppose I was hungry too." said Zoro.
"Same here." said Chopper.
"Welp I guess that means we're heading to the mess hall." said Yang.
"Oh finally I was so hungry like a few minutes ago." said Nora, rubbing her stomach.
They've reached the mess hall and began their search. They looked under the tables, in the garbage bins, and the kitchen. But so far they've found nothing.
"Man what does it take to just find this guy?" said Jaune.
"I don't know but I'm starting to get bored of this search." said Yang picking up an apple to bite.
"Oy Luffy what do you think you're doing!" scolded Sanji rubbing the Pirate Captain's head between his fist.
"I'm just only going to eat a little bit!" Luffy replied while his hand was on the pantry's handle.
Usopp was walking around on the other side of the kitchen until he heard a slight thumping noise from the freezer. It only grew louder and louder as the thumping multiplied.
"Um.. guys." He said while the others came to his position.
"Hmph who would've thought the clown be such an idiot to get locked inside of there." said Zoro.
"So who's the one going to open it?" asked Usopp. Everybody looked at him. "Oh Come On!"
"It's okay Usopp, the freezer probably weakened him." assured Ruby giving her fellow sniper a glow of positive attitude.
"W-well if you say so."
Usopp cautiously approaches the door with a hand shakily reaching for the handle. He glances back at his friends who gave him a thumbs up. As soon as he pulls down the handle, the door bursts open.
"AIIIIIIIIIIIHHHH!" Usopp screamed with his arms flailing up, falling back onto his rump. Everybody had their weapons ready but they were not expecting team CRDL shivering inside.
"I-it's-s ab-bout t-time y-you g-got u-us out!" said Cardin.
"What were you guys doing in there?" asked Ruby.
"Th-that c-clown s-shoved us i-in here!" said Russel.
"C-cause w-we d-decided t-to m-messsss with h-him." said Sky while Dove was just chattering his teeth off during the entirety of who knows how long.
"Do you have any idea where he went?" Blake inquired.
"Y-yeah b-before that D-doofus c-closed t-the door o-on us, I-I h-heard h-him t-talking about g-going to the L-library." said Cardin.
"That's seems awfully conveniant." Blake commented.
"That's where we're going." said Sanji.
"H-hey i-if y-you s-see t-that clown guy m-make sure to knock h-his head off-f." said Cardin. "A-also a-and I-I can't believe I'm s-saying this b-but can one of you bring us to the infirmary."
"No kidding you guys look 'colder' than Ice Queen here." Yang joked.
"Hey!" Weiss shouted irritably at the comment.
"What I'm just saying we all need to 'chill' for a bit and 'cool' our heads off about Buggy a bit." Yang said as most of the group groaned slightly at the puns.
"Dang it Yang." Ruby whispered.
"She's not wrong technically." said Pyrrha.
At the Library Buggy was looking at the books, yes he does read, gathering information on where he's at. Despite all this he doesn't believe it.
"I can't believe this!" he said. "These people are utterly stupid! They are obviously on a remote part of the North Blue with all this advanced tech! An entire world what a whole lot of baloney, even I can't fall for this crap!"
"SHHHHHHH!" Everyone in the library shushed at him.
"Oh sorry..." Buggy whispered as he exits the place of reading to explore more of this place a familiar voice spoke to him.
"OI Buggy!"
"What it can't be!" The clown pirate turned around and saw his nemesis Straw Hat along with some of his crew and some couple of kids with the little red girl that attacked him. "It's You Damn Straw Hat and That Crazy Girl From Earlier!"
"SHHHHHHH!" Everyone in the library shushed at him again, somehow hearing his loud mouth from inside.
"Oh sorry..." Buggy whispered back. "Where was I... Oh right! What are the chances that I've even meet you here and why are you here too!"
"Hmm," Luffy thought for moment. "Probably the same as you."
"Really now." Buggy then diverts his attention to the Red girl. "And You! How Dare You Shoot Holes In Me And Then Chop My Head Off!"
"I'm really Really sorry about that," Ruby sincerely apologized. "It was in the heat of the moment, I didn't know what to do, and it was really because of those Icky Spiders you had crawling over you!"
"That still didn't mean you should've shoot me!" Buggy complained. He then gets into a fighting stance. "Whatever I might as well get my revenge here! Prepare for the Wrath of the Great Buggy!"
"Yosh Here I Go!" said Luffy but was stopped by the Red Reaper. "Huh, what Ruby?"
"I want to fight him." she said.
"No Ruby-" Luffy protested but the Reaper interrupts him.
"Please." Ruby pleaded. "I feel the need to do this."
"If my Sis wants to fight that creep so do I!" said Yang.
"Well someone has to back her up." said Weiss.
"Plus this will give us a chance to see what it's like to fight one of your enemies." Blake added.
"Hmm," Luffy thought for moment. "Okay."
"Oy Luffy you sure about this?" Usopp asked in concern.
"Don't Worry Usopp they're great fighters aren't they." Luffy assured him with his grin.
While this had been going on Zoro had been fending off Buggy. The Clown pirate sliced at Zoro with his knives in which the Swordsman blocked it. Zoro was having a hard time defending from Buggy since whenever he cuts him up the clown always comes back together.
"How long do you think you can keep this up Roronoa!" Buggy taunted.
"Shut up Clown!" The Swordsman responded.
"In that case, Chop Chop Buzzsaw!" Buggy stomps his feet to unsheathe some hidden knives and detaches the lower half of his body to throw at Zoro spinning rapidly. Before Zoro had time to block, a wall of ice emerged in front of him.
"What! Where Did That Appear From!" Buggy shouted in surprise. Suddenly Yang jumped over from the wall with a fist reared back before punching the clown in the face, sending his floating upper half crashing into the ground.
"My my nose..." Buggy said painfully while rubbing his red nose. "Your Going To Pay For That! Bara Bara Ho!" He detaches his hand full of knives to shoot at Yang but was quickly deflected by Blake.
"Do you all think you can beat me!" Buggy cockily said as his torso lifts him in the air while his arm came back and reattaches itself. The remaining members RWBY came and they all had their weapons out in poses. "You don't even know what I'm even capable of!"
"Well we know that your going to get your butt kicked by us!" shouted Yang smashing her fists together. "And send you back to where ever you came from in a itty bitty clown car!"
"Yang was that really necessary?" asked Blake.
"Totally!"
Suddenly Buggy's lower half attacked Blake and Yang while Ruby and Weiss took on the upper half of Buggy himself.
"How's he able to fight them simultaneously?!" asked Jaune.
"Oh that." Buggy said while fighting. "After I escaped that Marine Captain in Loguetown, I developed this skill to fight simultaneously multiple people. I call it Bara Bara Leg Buddy Back up!"
"That sounds so lame." said Nora with a unamused look.
"After I'm done with these four your next!" shouted Buggy but was slashed in half, only to put himself back again.
"Oh right that doesn't work." Ruby said to herself. She then get's an idea. "Weiss do you have my ice dust magazine!"
Weiss parried in coming knives before replying. "Of course I do!"
The heiress tossed Ruby a magazine with an ice symbol. Before Ruby could've catch it Buggy snatched it.
"Well well what's this!?" Buggy grinned maliciously.
"No!" Ruby cried out.
Suddenly Nora had a sudden realization. "Wait a minute... Legs..."
Buggy laughed as he tormented Ruby by teasing her with the ice dust mag by lifting it up and down.
Nora then gasped. "LEGS!" She then jumped into the fight with her hammer unfolded.
Usopp raised a brow in confusion. "What about legs?"
Ren just answered. "Your going to find out."
Just then Nora smashes her hammer onto Buggy's legs grinning like a mad woman after Yang and Blake dodged it's spinning kick. Let's just say Buggy ain't going be "walking" off of that for a while.
"GAAAAAAAAAAHHH!" The clown shouted in pain with his eyes, dropping Ruby's ice mag. Everybody except Nora cringed. Usopp is now officially terrified of Nora.
"He may be able to take cutting attacks easily but blunt impact force have a better chance at damaging him." Zoro said. Buggy's upper half then fell to the floor due to the shock of too much pain on his legs, he laid there defeated on his back, contemplating how a group of kids can beat him so easily.
At this moment Sanji, Chopper, and Pyrrha came running in since they were helping CRDL to the infirmary.
"What happened?! We heard fighting and shaking coming from where you were." Pyrrha asked.
"We got into a fight and I think he needs some medical attention!" said Ruby as Luffy, Zoro and Jaune reconnect Buggy to his lower half.
"Wow it sticks so easily." Jaune commented.
Chopper went to inspect Buggy's injury and came to a conclusion. "We have bandage the legs up with a cask but he'll be fine."
"Nora what were you thinking?" asked Ren.
"Sorry Renny I couldn't resist." the hammer wielder answered.
"Well I guess that solves this conundrum." said Yang as Zoro and Sanji used Luffy as a temporary stretcher to carry Buggy to the Medical Ward.
"Um... I think we may have another one." said Weiss nervously as everyone turned to the direction that the Ice Queen was looking at. A really, REALLY Pissed off Goodwitch that recently came back from her day off, clenching her Riding Crop.
"Could someone tell me what in the name of the Gods happened here!" She asked in a calm angered voice.
"BY THE GODS CHEESE IT!" Ruby shouted as everybody sped away from the incoming wrath.
the end
Hello everybody it's been far too long since I uploaded and the reason why is on my profile, just check the update 6/27/17, or you can check the end of the last chapter. Anyways originally this story was supposed to be on Halloween but I couldn't finish it in time. I'll try to make up for the lack of uploads by updating a new chapter of Pirate of Remnant and Subject Rose by sometime after the New Year, that's my gift to you and all those who support my stories so far.
Before you ask about if this chapter is going to be cannon or not to the main story, maybe. I'm still deciding whether or not if it should but I'll make a poll on my profile later.
See y'all later ^_^
